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[[Image:Sbemail194.png|thumb|"Watch out for cereals with anything grown in Iowa in the name!"]]
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[[Image:Sbemail194.png|thumb|"...fundamentally-sound college basketball players."]]
Strong Bad educates us on the free toys found in cereal boxes.
Strong Bad educates us on the free toys found in cereal boxes.
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]] ([[Riverquest Safariventure]]), [[Marzipan's House]]
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Marzipan's House]]
{{Comp|Lappy 486}}
{{Comp|Lappy 486}}
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'''Date:''' Monday, April 21, 2008
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'''Date:''' April 21, 2008
'''Running Time:''' 3:08
'''Running Time:''' 3:08
'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486
'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486
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{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}
 
==Transcript==
==Transcript==
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' If everybody in the world checked their email, the Internet would probably break.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' If everybody in the world checked their email, the internet would probably break.
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''{Strong Bad reads 'Hey ho, Strongbad' as 'Hey! Ho! Strongbad!' (as if it was from "[[Wikipedia:Blitzkrieg Bop|Blitzkrieg Bop]]", [[specially marked#Real-World References|see below]]) and 'cerial' as 'keh-ree-al'.}''
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''{Strong Bad reads 'Hey ho, Strongbad' as 'Hey...ho...Strongbad' and 'cerial' as 'keh-ree-al'.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ooh, I'm glad you asked Problem Brian. I've been wanting to give specially marked boxes of cereal a specially marked piece of my mind for some time now.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ooh, I'm glad you asked, Problem Brian. I've been wanting to give specially marked boxes of cereal a specially marked piece of my mind for some time now.
''{A dotted-line circle appears near the top of Strong Bad's head. Two lines appear, going from the circle to a new circle, this time larger and in front of Strong Bad's head. In the bigger circle, there is a picture of Strong Bad's brain.}''
''{A dotted-line circle appears near the top of Strong Bad's head. Two lines appear, going from the circle to a new circle, this time larger and in front of Strong Bad's head. In the bigger circle, there is a picture of Strong Bad's brain.}''
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''{Cuts to Strong Badia, where Strong Bad and The Cheat, wearing a ponytail and a helmet, respectively, are in the 'Riverquest Safariventure' box, with a hose running in front of it.}''
''{Cuts to Strong Badia, where Strong Bad and The Cheat, wearing a ponytail and a helmet, respectively, are in the 'Riverquest Safariventure' box, with a hose running in front of it.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay guys, I'm gonna need everybody to lean hard to the right! ''{Strong Bad pulls out some sort of microphone and makes a clicking noise}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ok, gang, now I'm gonna need everyone to lean hard to the right! (Strong Bad pulls out some sort of microphone and makes a click noise}
''{Cut to Marzipan's kitchen. Strong Bad walks in from the right.}''
''{Cut to Marzipan's kitchen. Strong Bad walks in from the right.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' The first hazard to watch out for are cereals that include anything grown in Iowa in the name. You know...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' The first hazard you have to watch out for is cereals with anything grown in Iowa in the name. You know...
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''{Music starts to play in the background.}''
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''{As Strong Bad says the items, boxes of Corn Flakes, Wheat Chaff, Oh T'meel, Crispy Hog Crunchies, and Fundament-o's appear, in that order.}''
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''{As Strong Bad says the items, boxes of Corn Krunch, Wheat Chaff, Oh T'meel, Cripsy<!-- sic --> Hog Crunchities, and Fundament-o's appear, in that order.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ...corn, wheat, oats, hogs, fundamentally-sound college basketball players. Please, do stay away from these. Those cereals only put fitness-related crap in specially marked boxes.  
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ...corn, wheat, oats, hogs, fundamentally-sound college basketball players. Please, to stay away from these. Those cereals only ever put fitness-related crap in specially marked boxes.
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''{A picture of a step counter appears against a blue background. In flashing letters on the bottom, it says 'One Free Takesteppa<sup>TM</sup> Step Take Monitor!}''
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''{A picture of a step counter appears against a blue background. In flashing letters on the bottom, it says "One Free Takesteppa<sup>TM</sup> Step Take Monitor!"}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Voiceover}'' Oh, great! I can count how many steps I took today!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sarcastic voiceover}'' Oh, great! I can count how many steps I took today!
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''{A picture of a defibrillator appears on-screen. At the top of the screen, it reads 'Clear?! One Free<sup>TM</sup> Defib Kit Inside!}''
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''{A picture of a defibrillator appears on-screen. At the top of the screen, it reads "Clear?! One Free<sup>TM</sup> Defib Kit Inside!"}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Voiceover}'' Fantastic! I can restart my heart if it stops!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sarcastic voiceover}'' Fantastic! I can restart my heart if it stops!
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''{Cut back to Marzipan's kitchen, where Strong Bad's face is on a box of 'Hypothetic-O's'.}''
''{Cut back to Marzipan's kitchen, where Strong Bad's face is on a box of 'Hypothetic-O's'.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{on the box}'' What you do want to look for are cereals with sound effects in the name.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What you do want to look for are cereals with sound effects in the name.
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''{The box flies off-screen. When Strong Bad names the sound effects, boxes of Fruit Smax, Chocolate Breakfast Candy Bar Pops, Soundy Puffs, Blue Laser Blasts, and Sugar Rittled Gunshots in a Crowded Mall appear in order.}''
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''{The box flies off-screen. When Strong Bad names the sound effects, boxes for Fruit Smax, Chocolate Breakfast Candy Bar Pops, Soundy Puffs, Blue Laser Blasts, and Sugar Rittled Gunshots in a Crowded Mall appear.}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Smacks, pops, puffs, blasts, and, um, gunshots in a crowded mall.
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Smacks, pops, puffs, blasts, and, um, gunshots in a crowded mall.
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''{Cut to Strong Bad standing in the kitchen. X, explosion, boxing glove, square, shoe, and [[Marshie]] shaped marshmallows appear around him.}''
''{Cut to Strong Bad standing in the kitchen. X, explosion, boxing glove, square, shoe, and [[Marshie]] shaped marshmallows appear around him.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, the kind with the squarish, sugared pieces of styrofoam they claim are marshmallows. These are guaranteed to have a nice, big{{--}}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, the kind with the squarey, sugared pieces of styrofoam that they claim are marshmallows. These are guaranteed to have a nice, big&mdash;
''{Cut to a dirty Strong Bad hand reaching in the box of Cheat Commandos...O's}''  
''{Cut to a dirty Strong Bad hand reaching in the box of Cheat Commandos...O's}''  
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'''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}reach-your-nasty-unwashed-hand-straight-to-the-bottom-of-the-box toy in it.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' &mdash;reach-your-nasty-unwashed-hand-straight-to-the-bottom-of-the-box toy in it.  
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''{Strong Bad pulls out a [[Ser-g-geant Marshie]] figure in its blister pack}''
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''{Cut to Strong Bad standing in the kitchen with a box of Fruit Smax on the table.}''  
''{Cut to Strong Bad standing in the kitchen with a box of Fruit Smax on the table.}''  
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''{Cut back to Strong Bad standing.}''  
''{Cut back to Strong Bad standing.}''  
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'''STRONG BAD:''' This means not only are they gonna make you buy ''{six more boxes of Fruit Smax appear}'' several more boxes that you have to cut the bar codes off of, but you're also gonna{{--}}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' This means not only are they gonna make you buy ''{six more boxes of Fruit Smax appear}'' several more boxes that you have to cut the bar codes off of, but you're also gonna-
''{Cut to a close shot of a Cereal Flakes box. Above, the red text reads "FREE PLUSH CEREAL BOX" and the black text reads "WITH 25 PROOFS OF PURCHASE AND $15 SHIPPING AND HANDLING"}''
''{Cut to a close shot of a Cereal Flakes box. Above, the red text reads "FREE PLUSH CEREAL BOX" and the black text reads "WITH 25 PROOFS OF PURCHASE AND $15 SHIPPING AND HANDLING"}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}have to involve your mom so she can write a check for the shipping and handling if she's back from Vegas!  
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'''STRONG BAD:''' -have to involve your mom to write a check for the shipping and handling if she's back from Vegas!  
''{Record scratch. Cut back to Strong Bad standing, talking angrily}''  
''{Record scratch. Cut back to Strong Bad standing, talking angrily}''  
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''{Cut to the box}''  
''{Cut to the box}''  
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'''STRONG BAD:''' They try and pass off the back of the box{{--}}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' They try and pass off the back of the box&mdash;
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''{Box flips, revealing a cutout of Crack Stuntman's head, with holes at the sides so that it can be made into a mask. On the top left are scissors indicating that it can be cut out and the words "snip snip".}''  
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''{Box flips, revealing a cutout of Crack Stuntman's head, with holes at the sides so that it can be made into a mask.}''  
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'''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}as some kind of prize. ''{Zoom in on the mask}'' That dotted line you expect me to cut along is like a toyless slap in my face! Masks,  
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'''STRONG BAD:''' &mdash;as some kind of prize. ''{Zoom in on the mask}'' That dotted line you expect me to cut along is like a toyless slap in my face! Masks,  
''{The image of Crack's face becomes a maze. [[Gunhaver]] appears in the bottom left at the maze's entrance, with a caption reading "Help! I'm lost!"}''
''{The image of Crack's face becomes a maze. [[Gunhaver]] appears in the bottom left at the maze's entrance, with a caption reading "Help! I'm lost!"}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' mazes,  
'''STRONG BAD:''' mazes,  
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''{The top part of the maze becomes a word search, most of which consists of uncommon letters, like "Q", while the words "'''BUY MORE CEREAL'''" appear in bold. [[Reynold]] is seen on the upper right, with a caption reading "Find 3 words!"}''
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''{The top part of the maze becomes a word search, most of which consists of uncommon letters, like "Q", while the words "'''BUY MORE CEREAL'''" appear in bold. [[Reynold]] is seen on the upper right, with a caption reading "Find 3 words!}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' word searches, PAH!  
'''STRONG BAD:''' word searches, PAH!  
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''{Zooms out as Strong Bad takes out a chainsaw-car and throws it at Homestar, knocking him backwards onto the floor.}''
''{Zooms out as Strong Bad takes out a chainsaw-car and throws it at Homestar, knocking him backwards onto the floor.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wahhhh! Strong Bad, while I'm down here, can you help me finish this word search? I can't find 'dextrose-flavornoids'.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ahhhh! Strong Bad, while I'm down here, can you help me solve this word search? I can't find 'dextrose-flavornoids'.
''{[[New Paper]] comes down}''
''{[[New Paper]] comes down}''
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===Explanations===
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Whitewater#Classification of whitewater|Class 5 rapids]] have rocks, waves and possibly a steep drop, requiring advanced rafting experience.  It is the second highest of the six whitewater classifications.
*[[Wikipedia:Whitewater#Classification of whitewater|Class 5 rapids]] have rocks, waves and possibly a steep drop, requiring advanced rafting experience.  It is the second highest of the six whitewater classifications.
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*The UPC, or [[Wikipedia:Universal Product Code|Universal Product Code]], is a type of [[Wikipedia:barcode|barcode]] that is used to track the movement of store products.
 
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*[[Wikipedia:Chaff|Chaff]] is material consisting of seed coverings and small pieces of stem or leaves that have been separated from the seeds.
 
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*Dextrose is a simple sugar (specifically, the metabolizable form of [[Wikipedia:Glucose|glucose]]).  It is the primary means of energy for living things.
 
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*"Flavornoid" may be a [[portmanteau]] of flavor and [[Wikipedia:Flavonoid|flavonoid]], a member of a group of substances found in many plants and plant-based foods with anti-oxidant properties.
 
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*A [[Wikipedia:defibrillator|defibrillator]] is a device used to restart someone's heart to a regular heartbeat when it goes into cardiac arrest (a common cause of death where the heart fails to beat correctly).
 
===Trivia===
===Trivia===
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*The pedometer reads "EVERY STEP U TAKE: 12 STEPS".
 
*The Cheat Commandos O's box now has Fightgar saying "Those still aren't O's!", similar to Fightgar's comment "Those aren't O's!" on the box in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]].
*The Cheat Commandos O's box now has Fightgar saying "Those still aren't O's!", similar to Fightgar's comment "Those aren't O's!" on the box in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]].
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*The UPC text reads "UPC FUNZONE | Collect them all!", and the UPC number is "566353 0453080", which represents [http://www.upcdatabase.com/coupon.asp?upc=0566353045308 a generic, $0.30 coupon].
 
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*The [[YouTube]] description for this email is "Strong Bad complains about the different types of toys that come in cereal boxes. Hey, maybe give this one a chance! It might be funny!"
 
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=== Remarks ===
 
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*Strong Bad says that the UPCs are "wastes of [[Wikipedia:Serif|serif]]"; however, the UPC shown on the cereal box does not contain serifs.
 
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===Fixed Glitches===
 
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*The week of the Podcast's release, attempting to update the Podcast on iTunes would only bring up the message, "'Strong Bad Email' does not seem to be a valid podcast URL."  The feed was not repaired until September 10, 2008.
 
=== Goofs ===
=== Goofs ===
*The "Problem Brian" Easter egg is still clickable when hidden by the closeup of Strong Bad's brain.
*The "Problem Brian" Easter egg is still clickable when hidden by the closeup of Strong Bad's brain.
*Strong Bad's hair doesn't move in sync with his head in the Riverquest Safariventure scene.
*Strong Bad's hair doesn't move in sync with his head in the Riverquest Safariventure scene.
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*There is a layering problem with the milk on the Cheat Commandos...O's box that makes it look as though the milk is behind the back of the bowl. See [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] for the way it should be.
 
*The Email Strong Bad and Back buttons at the end of the email are still clickable when hidden by the Crack Stuntman mask's background in the Easter egg.
*The Email Strong Bad and Back buttons at the end of the email are still clickable when hidden by the Crack Stuntman mask's background in the Easter egg.
=== Inside References ===
=== Inside References ===
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*The chainsaw car is from [[what i want]].
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*The chainsaw car is from [[what I want]].
*Strong Bad's ponytail was first seen in [[bike thief]] as part of his college student persona.
*Strong Bad's ponytail was first seen in [[bike thief]] as part of his college student persona.
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*Strong Bad taking The Cheat on a Riverquest Safariventure tour and making microphone click noises calls back to [[theme park]], in which he did the same with Homestar.
 
*The walking man on the step counter is from [[50K Racewalker]].
*The walking man on the step counter is from [[50K Racewalker]].
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*Corn Krunch was previously seen in [[death metal]], where it contained a full-size alto saxophone (contradicting Strong Bad's claims in this email).
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*Corn Crunch was previously seen in [[death metal]], where it contained a full-size alto saxophone (contradicting Strong Bad's claims in this email).
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*The "[[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA#Riverquest Safariventure|riverquest safariventure]]" ride was first seen in [[theme park]].
*Strong Bad pulls a [[Ser-g-geant Marshie]] toy out of the box of Cheat Commandos...O's.
*Strong Bad pulls a [[Ser-g-geant Marshie]] toy out of the box of Cheat Commandos...O's.
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**Also, one of the "squarey, sugary pieces of styrofoam" marshmallows is shaped like [[Marshie]] himself.
*This toon prominently features [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]].
*This toon prominently features [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]].
*Strong Bad says to "leave [his] [[parents|mom]] out of this."
*Strong Bad says to "leave [his] [[parents|mom]] out of this."
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[[Image:SBbrain.PNG|150px|thumb|Strong Bad's brain!]]
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=== Real-World References ===
=== Real-World References ===
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[[Image:SBbrain.PNG|150px|thumb|Strong Bad's brain]]
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*The opening of the email, "Hey, ho, Strong Bad," is said in a way reminiscent of "[[Wikipedia:Blitzkrieg Bop|Blitzkrieg Bop]]" by [[Wikipedia:Ramones|the Ramones]]. The song's chant was previously parodied in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], in which [[Marzipan]] dressed up as [[Wikipedia:Joey Ramone|Joey Ramone]].
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*The opening of the email, "Hey, ho, Strong Bad," is said in a way reminiscent of "{{w|Blitzkrieg Bop}}" by the [[Ramones]]. The song's chant was previously parodied in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], in which [[Marzipan]] [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats Costumes|dressed up as]] {{w|Joey Ramone}}.
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* Strong Bad's [[Brains|brain]] is based off the second form of the final boss in the [[Nintendo#Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)|Super Nintendo]] game ''[[Wikipedia:Contra III: The Alien Wars|Contra III: The Alien Wars]]''.
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* The Fundament-O's box resembles cereal brands like [[Wikipedia:Wheaties|Wheaties]], in which they put a popular athlete on the front of every box.
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*"Every step U take" is a line from the song "[[Wikipedia:Every Breath You Take|Every Breath You Take]]" by [[Wikipedia:The Police|The Police]].
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* The [[portmanteau]] "funtivities" was coined by Michael Scott, a character in [[Wikipedia:The Office (U.S. TV series)|The Office]], during the episode entitled [[Wikipedia:Beach Games|Beach Games]].
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*There is a cereal named [[Wikipedia:Smacks|Smacks]].
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{{commentary|email=true}}
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=== Commentary Transcript ===
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('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])
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'''MATT:''' I don't eat enough cereal anymore, Mike.
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'''MIKE:''' I've made a conscious effort to try to eat more, Golden Grahams being my main...
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah. ''{pause}'' There was one day where they had, uh, Golden Grahams on sale...
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'''MATT:''' ''{in response to Riverquest Safariventure}'' Ohhh.
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'''MIKE:''' Do you remember... My two favorite cereals growing up were Halfsies...
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'''MIKE:''' Sheriff?
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'''MIKE:''' ''{reading box}'' Snip Snip!
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'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Uh, I need, uh, my hair... My hair needs a clippin'. Snip snip. That was maybe the easiest word find I've ever seen, Mike. Where every other...
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'''MIKE:''' Word finds...
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'''MATT:''' ...every other letter was Q... ''{Mike laughs}'' ...except for the one...
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'''MIKE:''' Do you ever see people at the airport doin' a word find? A book of word searches?
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'''MATT:''' Yeah! My wife does them on the plane. So stop makin' fun.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Where is... Where is the fun in a word search?
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'''MATT:''' ''{indignantly}'' It's fun. ''{both laugh}'' Wait, what is that one called? I forget what that last kind of cereal is called.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Sweet Deals?
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'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Sweet Deals? And it just has an alien hand holding a spoon...
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah, I spent four seconds on that... that box of cereal.
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'''MATT:''' You made, like, twelve different cereals! ''{continues unintelligibly}''
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