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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I can hardly watch this one, Mike! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I can hardly watch this one, Mike! | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' ''{ | + | '''MIKE:''' ''{apparently previously unaware of Strong Bad's presence}'' Ohhh, Strong Bad. |
'''STRONG BAD:''' It's too painful! | '''STRONG BAD:''' It's too painful! | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Because your computer screen is cracked? Does that... hurt you, or...? | '''MIKE:''' Because your computer screen is cracked? Does that... hurt you, or...? | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' No, because this was my big chance! One time | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' No, because this was my big chance! One time—I mean, one of the many thousands of times— |
'''MIKE:''' ''{underneath}'' Ohh. | '''MIKE:''' ''{underneath}'' Ohh. | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —I could have got with some ladies. |
'''MIKE:''' Oh. | '''MIKE:''' Oh. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{choking up}'' Yeah. You know, like Jean Claude Van Damme? | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{choking up}'' Yeah. You know, like Jean Claude Van Damme? | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' ''{chuckling}'' What? | + | '''MIKE:''' ''{chuckling, perhaps thinking Strong Bad is suggesting Van Damme is a lady}'' What? |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dejectedly}'' There's two of them. | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dejectedly}'' There's two of them. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Is that from... is the actual movie called ''Double Team''? | '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Is that from... is the actual movie called ''Double Team''? | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... I dunno. There was that one he was | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... I dunno. There was that one he was— |
'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' It was Dennis Rodman? | '''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' It was Dennis Rodman? | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —yeah, no, that was called ''Double Impact''. |
'''MIKE:''' Oh, ''{laughing}'' ''Double Impact''. | '''MIKE:''' Oh, ''{laughing}'' ''Double Impact''. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh wait, no! Maybe ''that'' was called ''Double Team'', ''{Mike laughs}'' and ''Double Impact'' was when there was two Van Dammes. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh wait, no! Maybe ''that'' was called ''Double Team'', ''{Mike laughs}'' and ''Double Impact'' was when there was two Van Dammes. | ||
- | '' | + | ''{the Strong Bad onscreen is hitting his head on the keyboard}'' |
- | ''' | + | '''MIKE:''' You've got—not only can you type pretty well with boxing gloves on, you can type ''{begins laughing}'' pretty well with your forehead. |
- | ''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' Oh yeah. That blue diamond... ''{Mike laughs}'' can do... all kinds of things. ''{Mike stifles laughter}'' Blue Diamond Phillips... we call 'im. |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' No, they're | + | ''{on-screen Strong Bad imagines the sisters}'' |
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+ | '''MIKE:''' So, uh, I recognize these—these ladies. | ||
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' No, they're—new graphics. | ||
'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Really? | '''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Really? | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Specially... made... ''{the "You have 1 new e-mail" message comes up}'' Oh, there they come! I | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Specially... made... ''{the "You have 1 new e-mail" message comes up}'' Oh, there they come! I—''{Mike chuckles}'' w—aaagh! I always forget! |
'''MIKE:''' Does this always fake you out? | '''MIKE:''' Does this always fake you out? | ||
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'''MIKE:''' So, like, sometimes when somebody watches a replay in a sporting event, and they think it happened again, it's like, "Whoa! He hit another home run!" | '''MIKE:''' So, like, sometimes when somebody watches a replay in a sporting event, and they think it happened again, it's like, "Whoa! He hit another home run!" | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, exactly. ''{Mike chuckles}'' Yeah. And I'm always confused, they don't... do the score right on baseball, at all. ''{Mike stifles laughter}'' They always | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, exactly. ''{Mike chuckles}'' Yeah. And I'm always confused, they don't... do the score right on baseball, at all. ''{Mike stifles laughter}'' They always—it's like, "well, that's another point," ''{Mike continues laughing}'' but they don't count it. It was broadcast... ''{pause until the onscreen Strong Bad begins muttering under his breath at the Tandy}'' Grumble dumble. ''{Mike chuckles}'' |
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===Fun Facts=== | ===Fun Facts=== | ||
- | * | + | *[[Wikipedia: Double Team (film)|''Double Team'']] was a 1997 film which did indeed star [[Wikipedia: Jean Claude Van Damme|Jean Claude Van Damme]] and [[Wikipedia: Dennis Rodman|Dennis Rodman]]. |
- | + | *While Mike's laughter seems to indicate that he thinks Strong Bad is just bringing up his go-to movie [[Deep Impact]], the 1991 film [[Wikipedia: Double Impact|Double Impact]] does indeed star Van Damme as a pair of twins separated as babies. It is feasible, however, that Mike simply found one of the two Van Damme movies hilarious; both received very low ratings and were seen as quite gimmicky. | |
- | * | + | *Strong Bad gives his diamond a name which references the actor [[Wikipedia: Lou Diamond Phillips|Lou Diamond Phillips]]. |
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== External Links == | == External Links == |