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[[Image:SBEmail 124.PNG|thumb|The horrible truth revealed!]] | [[Image:SBEmail 124.PNG|thumb|The horrible truth revealed!]] | ||
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{{Comp|Lappy 486}} | {{Comp|Lappy 486}} | ||
- | '''Date:''' | + | '''Date:''' February 14, 2005 |
'''Running Time:''' 4:34 | '''Running Time:''' 4:34 | ||
'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486 | '''Page Title:''' Lappy 486 | ||
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== Transcript == | == Transcript == | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well Mellie, Hillarious, being from Africa I'm sure you guys are used to eating, like, exotic fruits and nectars and, um, lions ''{clears screen, continues typing}'' so our recipes may seem a bit uncouth. ''{stops typing}'' Uncouth. ''{typing}'' Can something be just plain couth? I bet freakin' Strong Sad is plain couth. Anyways, Couthy, all our family recipes tend to center around the grossing out of or the making puke of friends and well-wishers. | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well Mellie, Hillarious, being from Africa I'm sure you guys are used to eating, like, exotic fruits and nectars and, um, lions ''{clears screen, continues typing}'' so our recipes may seem a bit uncouth. ''{stops typing}'' Uncouth. ''{typing}'' Can something be just plain couth? I bet freakin' Strong Sad is plain couth. Anyways, Couthy, all our family recipes tend to center around the grossing out of or the making puke of friends and well-wishers. | ||
- | ''{The camera cuts back | + | ''{The camera cuts back, and we see The Cheat laying on the computer desk flinging floppy disks all over.}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat! Let's go try out Great Uncle Pawdabber's Pre-tend Ice Cream Showdown! | '''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat! Let's go try out Great Uncle Pawdabber's Pre-tend Ice Cream Showdown! | ||
''{His legs kick to each syllable of Pre-tend Ice Cream Showdown.}'' | ''{His legs kick to each syllable of Pre-tend Ice Cream Showdown.}'' | ||
- | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{ | + | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, possibly an enthusiastic "Okay!"}'' |
''{The Cheat stands up. The screen greys and the following text appears.}'' | ''{The Cheat stands up. The screen greys and the following text appears.}'' | ||
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' | ||
- | '''COACH Z:''' ''{He starts making disgusted noises and coughing up fur | + | '''COACH Z:''' ''{He starts making disgusted noises and coughing up fur.}'' Oof! I think I'm going to puke my pants! |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! Please don't elaborate on that. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! Please don't elaborate on that. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' AUGH! | '''STRONG BAD:''' AUGH! | ||
- | '''THE CHEAT:''' | + | '''THE CHEAT:''' MEEH! |
- | ''{Strong Bad and | + | ''{Strong Bad and the Cheat run away as Coach Z continues talking.}'' |
'''COACH Z:''' You take your pants... | '''COACH Z:''' You take your pants... | ||
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''{Cut to the side of the King of Town's castle.}'' | ''{Cut to the side of the King of Town's castle.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sotto | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sotto voice}'' All right, we're mixing this next one up on them, The Cheat. I filled this old Speed Stick— |
''{He pulls out some underarm deodorant reading "X-treme Glacier."}'' | ''{He pulls out some underarm deodorant reading "X-treme Glacier."}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —with white chocolate and we'll totally gross out or make puke The King of Town when I start eatin' it in front of him! |
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises}'' | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises}'' | ||
- | ''{Cut to inside the castle. The King of Town is watching TV and eating the | + | ''{Cut to inside the castle. The King of Town is watching TV and eating the same type of Speed Stick we saw Strong Bad with. He also has some more underarm deodorants and spray cans in a bowl next to him.}'' |
- | ''' | + | '''TUCKSWORTH:''' You can't marry your guitar, Caleb! |
'''CALEB:''' I can try! | '''CALEB:''' I can try! | ||
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''{Strong Bad and The Cheat enter from the right.}'' | ''{Strong Bad and The Cheat enter from the right.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Ole King Droll! Checka me out! I'm eatin' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Ole King Droll! Checka me out! I'm eatin'—oh. Never mind. |
''{The King of Town picks up a spray can and sprays it in his mouth, then resumes eating the Speed Stick}'' | ''{The King of Town picks up a spray can and sprays it in his mouth, then resumes eating the Speed Stick}'' | ||
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{setting aside her paper, clearly amused}'' Homestar, didn't anyone tell you? That's, like, cottage cheese and The Cheat hair! | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{setting aside her paper, clearly amused}'' Homestar, didn't anyone tell you? That's, like, cottage cheese and The Cheat hair! | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' WHAT | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' WHAT?! ''{He does a spit take, producing some fur.}'' Strong Bad told me it was ''sour cream'' and The Cheat hair! Looks like this is a job for Stupid Uncle Egg's Goodtime Diaper Pie! |
''{Homestar walks offscreen to the left. The screen greys and the following text appears on it.}'' | ''{Homestar walks offscreen to the left. The screen greys and the following text appears on it.}'' | ||
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''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}'' | ''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' There you go girls. Recipes for the ages. But if you really want to be chefs when you grow up, we've got a super-secret family recipe for cooking the C-H-E-blank-T | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' There you go girls. Recipes for the ages. But if you really want to be chefs when you grow up, we've got a super-secret family recipe for cooking the C-H-E-blank-T ''{types this as "C H E _ T"}'' |
''{The Cheat makes a very angry noise from offscreen and chucks a floppy disk reading "YOU JERK!" at Strong Bad's head.}'' | ''{The Cheat makes a very angry noise from offscreen and chucks a floppy disk reading "YOU JERK!" at Strong Bad's head.}'' | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ow! ''{typing}'' And of course that blank is for the letter K. The Chekt. My family's got a great recipe for cooking the Chekt. Yeah, yeah. ''{He only types one "yeah."}'' We're mostly from Bumdumbourge. It's near, uh, Totalslava. "Come down off that smokestack and eat your the Chekt!" my poopaw used to say. Ah, my dear poopaw, I miss you so. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ow! ''{typing}'' And of course that blank is for the letter K. The Chekt. My family's got a great recipe for cooking the Chekt. Yeah, yeah. ''{He only types one "yeah."}'' We're mostly from Bumdumbourge. It's near, uh, Totalslava. "Come down off that smokestack and eat your the Chekt!" my poopaw used to say. Ah, my dear poopaw, I miss you so. | ||
- | ''{ | + | ''{The Paper comes down}'' |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispering}'' I think | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispering}'' I think the Cheat bought it. Let me know if you want that recipe. |
== Easter Eggs == | == Easter Eggs == | ||
*At the end, click on "grow up" to hear a few seconds of the television program the King of Town was watching. | *At the end, click on "grow up" to hear a few seconds of the television program the King of Town was watching. | ||
::''{Cut back to the King of Town's castle. The TV is still on.}'' | ::''{Cut back to the King of Town's castle. The TV is still on.}'' | ||
- | ::''' | + | ::'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Caleb, that hamburger was mine! |
::'''CALEB:''' It's mine now! | ::'''CALEB:''' It's mine now! | ||
*At the end, click on "C H E _ T" to see The Cheat reading a book entitled "So You Want to Cook a Wrestleman?", with a picture of The Cheat putting a lid on a pot with Strong Bad in it. | *At the end, click on "C H E _ T" to see The Cheat reading a book entitled "So You Want to Cook a Wrestleman?", with a picture of The Cheat putting a lid on a pot with Strong Bad in it. | ||
- | *At the end, click on the left "poopaw" to hear the narrator | + | *At the end, click on the left "poopaw" to hear what the narrator has to say about a poopaw. |
::'''NARRATOR:''' I, uh, I don't even know what a poopaw is. | ::'''NARRATOR:''' I, uh, I don't even know what a poopaw is. | ||
*At the end, click on "the Chekt" to see another recipe. | *At the end, click on "the Chekt" to see another recipe. | ||
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=== Explanations === | === Explanations === | ||
- | *A | + | *A [[Wikipedia:Biome|biome]] is a major regional group of distinctive plant and animal communities well adapted to that region's physical environment (for example, Tundra, Forest, etc.). |
- | *[http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=couth "Couth"] means "possessing a high degree of sophistication" or "refined" | + | *[http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=couth "Couth"] means "possessing a high degree of sophistication" or "refined". |
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=== Trivia === | === Trivia === | ||
- | * | + | *When Strong Bad is talking to The Cheat flinging the discs, if you manage to zoom in on the [[Lappy 486|Lappy's]] screen, you'll find out that some different stuff is typed in (not all of it is visible due to Strong Bad's head blocking the Lappy screen): |
<blockquote class="lappy email"> | <blockquote class="lappy email"> | ||
so our recipes may seem a bit uncouth. Can something be<br /> | so our recipes may seem a bit uncouth. Can something be<br /> | ||
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around the grossing out of or the making puke of friends<br /> | around the grossing out of or the making puke of friends<br /> | ||
and well-wishers.</blockquote> | and well-wishers.</blockquote> | ||
- | *Marzipan's | + | <!-- The floppy disc reads "You jerk," indeed, but this is noted in the transcript, so please don't add it here. --> |
+ | *Marzipan's Newspaper repeats the following paragraph as many times as necessary to fill up the pages. | ||
<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:2px solid black;background:#ffffff;color:#000;width:180px"> | <blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:2px solid black;background:#ffffff;color:#000;width:180px"> | ||
'''The Latest News'''<br> | '''The Latest News'''<br> | ||
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- | + | It’s all true. All the<br /> | |
rumors are true. The<br /> | rumors are true. The<br /> | ||
crime is on the rise<br /> | crime is on the rise<br /> | ||
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town. Trust me on<br /> | town. Trust me on<br /> | ||
this one. I know<br /> | this one. I know<br /> | ||
- | what | + | what I’m talking<br /> |
about. No, wait. I<br /> | about. No, wait. I<br /> | ||
- | + | don’t. I make stuff<br /> | |
up sometimes.<br /> | up sometimes.<br /> | ||
- | + | That’s cool though,<br /> | |
- | right? Good. | + | right? Good. I’ll<br /> |
keep doing it then.<br /> | keep doing it then.<br /> | ||
- | + | It’s a lot easy than<br /> | |
fact checking. That<br /> | fact checking. That<br /> | ||
stuff can be<br /> | stuff can be<br /> | ||
annoying. | annoying. | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
- | *The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#battle chess|battle chess]]". The floppy disk that The Cheat throws at Strong Bad reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#you JERK|you JERK!]] | + | *The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#battle chess|battle chess]]". The floppy disk that The Cheat throws at Strong Bad reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#you JERK|you JERK!]]" |
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=== Remarks === | === Remarks === | ||
*The way Marzipan is sitting is evidence against the theory that Marzipan's lower body is skirt-shaped. | *The way Marzipan is sitting is evidence against the theory that Marzipan's lower body is skirt-shaped. | ||
- | *Strong Bad refers to a | + | *Strong Bad refers to a "Totalslava". "Slava" means "fame" or "glory" in multiple [[Wikipedia:Slavic languages|Slavic languages]] such as [[Wikipedia:Czech language|Czech]] (sláva) and [[Wikipedia:Russian language|Russian]] (слава). So, Totalslava means Total Glory. |
- | *This is the | + | <!-- The floppy disc reads "You jerk," indeed, but this is noted in the transcript, so please don't add it here. --> |
+ | *This is the only time when we see Homestar with the "one-eyebrow-up-one-eyebrow-down" expression. | ||
*When Coach Z bounces the basketball, it sounds as if it's bouncing on cement or asphalt. | *When Coach Z bounces the basketball, it sounds as if it's bouncing on cement or asphalt. | ||
*The recipe card says to use a "1 kinda cleaned-out De-odor Cake". Strong Bad uses "X-treme Glacier". | *The recipe card says to use a "1 kinda cleaned-out De-odor Cake". Strong Bad uses "X-treme Glacier". | ||
=== Goofs === | === Goofs === | ||
- | *When Strong Bad reads the "pimecone" card, the computer screen is almost blank | + | *When Strong Bad reads the "pimecone" card, the computer screen is almost blank...but still has "and well-wishers." written on it in the same area where Strong Bad typed it before. |
- | *In Marzipan's newspaper, the word "easy" should be "easier | + | *In the beginning of the email, The Cheat is apparently throwing floppy disks from someplace behind him, as the movement of his arm behind him shows. However, when The Cheat jumps up at Strong Bad's suggestion of the ice cream trick, there are no floppy disks behind The Cheat that he could have thrown (unless, of course, he had already thrown all of them). |
- | + | *In Marzipan's newspaper, the word "easy" should be "easier." | |
- | * | + | *If you view the swf file, the scene where Homestar comes in during the pimecone prank shows Homestar without any legs. |
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=== Inside References === | === Inside References === | ||
*The newspaper Marzipan is reading is the exact same one (down to the repeating text) she was reading in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. | *The newspaper Marzipan is reading is the exact same one (down to the repeating text) she was reading in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. | ||
*The book in the Easter egg is titled "So You Want to Cook a [[Wrestleman]]", a word that has described Strong Bad previously. | *The book in the Easter egg is titled "So You Want to Cook a [[Wrestleman]]", a word that has described Strong Bad previously. | ||
- | * | + | *On the first recipe card where it says "Mix ingredients until golden brown" may be reference to the [[Homestar Quiz]] after you win. |
- | + | *The towel that the Cheat is wearing appears to be either the same as, or very similar to, the one worn by Homestar in "[[Main Page 14]]." | |
- | *The towel that | + | *The use of the '96 on the card is quite possibly a reference to the year that [[Original Book|the original Homestar Runner book]] was created, during the [[Wikipedia:1996 Summer Olympics|1996 Summer Olympics]] held in Atlanta, Georgia. |
- | *The use of the '96 on the card is quite possibly a reference to the year that [[Original Book|the original Homestar Runner book]] was created, during the | + | |
*The narrator's voice is the same voice that originally announced Strong Bad's test sentence in the email [[radio]]. | *The narrator's voice is the same voice that originally announced Strong Bad's test sentence in the email [[radio]]. | ||
- | *The bowl of sour cream and The Cheat fur is another example of a [[concoction | + | *The bowl of sour cream and The Cheat fur is another example of a [[Concoctions|concoction]]. |
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=== Real-World References === | === Real-World References === | ||
*[http://www.colgate.com/app/Speedstick/US/HomePage.cvsp "Speed Stick"] is an actual brand of underarm deodorant. | *[http://www.colgate.com/app/Speedstick/US/HomePage.cvsp "Speed Stick"] is an actual brand of underarm deodorant. | ||
- | *"Old King Droll" is possibly a play on the nursery rhyme " | + | *"Old King Droll" is possibly a play on the nursery rhyme "[[Wikipedia:Old King Cole|Old King Cole]]." |
*The King of Town's quip about the deodorants being "strong enough for a man" is a reference to [http://www.secret.com/ "Secret" brand deodorant] ads, whose slogan used to be "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman." | *The King of Town's quip about the deodorants being "strong enough for a man" is a reference to [http://www.secret.com/ "Secret" brand deodorant] ads, whose slogan used to be "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman." | ||
===Fast Forward=== | ===Fast Forward=== | ||
- | * The television show watched by the King appears again in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]. In that toon, the name of the show is | + | * The television show watched by the King appears again in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]. In that toon, we discover the name of the show is ''[[Caleb Rentpayer]]''. |
- | *In the email [[rock opera]], Strong Bad types "It's only a msyyer pd tun/ blegfr teh '''chekts'''" due to | + | *In the email [[rock opera]], Strong Bad types "It's only a msyyer pd tun/ blegfr teh '''chekts'''" due to the Cheat throwing roses onto the keyboard. |
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==DVD Version== | ==DVD Version== | ||
- | + | *The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching. | |
===Commentary Transcript=== | ===Commentary Transcript=== | ||
- | ('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Ryan Sterritt]], [[ | + | ('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Ryan Sterritt]], [[Craig Zobel]]) |
'''MIKE:''' Uh oh. Strong Bad's here. | '''MIKE:''' Uh oh. Strong Bad's here. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, it's true, you guys. Who's gonna tolerate it? | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, it's true, you guys. Who's gonna tolerate it? | ||
- | '''RYAN:''' It's gonna | + | '''RYAN:''' It's gonna—It's chronicling one of your greatest pranks yet. |
'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right. You guys were around for this. Huh? Were you? | '''STRONG BAD:''' That's right. You guys were around for this. Huh? Were you? | ||
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'''RYAN:''' I disagree, Mike. | '''RYAN:''' I disagree, Mike. | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —Downplay my accomplishments. Look, I just accused those girls of eating lions. ''{Mike laughs}'' That's great! I think there's just— The abbreviation "NJ" means Nigeria. ''{Mike laughs}'' That is comedy at its finest. |
'''MIKE:''' That's pretty funny. | '''MIKE:''' That's pretty funny. | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Brian! |
- | '''MIKE:''' Uhh, that's pretty good right there; the making puke of | + | '''MIKE:''' Uhh, that's pretty good right there; the making puke of— |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Exactly. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Exactly. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Kinda switch up the word | + | '''MIKE:''' Kinda switch up the word— |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Look! What's The Cheat doing, man? | '''STRONG BAD:''' Look! What's The Cheat doing, man? | ||
- | ''' | + | '''CRAIG:''' What's the game of the day, Ryan? |
'''STRONG BAD:''' He's tossing my stuff all over. | '''STRONG BAD:''' He's tossing my stuff all over. | ||
- | '''RYAN:''' Battle Chess. | + | '''RYAN:''' Battle Chess. ''{pause}'' Pawdabber. |
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'''MIKE:''' Oh, this is good. | '''MIKE:''' Oh, this is good. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' He doesn't even know what a basketball is. | '''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' He doesn't even know what a basketball is. | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' I was gonna start calling him "Z" cause he does not | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' I was gonna start calling him "Z" cause he does not— He's not a coach of anything. |
- | ''' | + | '''CRAIG:''' I should have guessed what was gonna happen with the towel around him, but— |
'''MIKE:''' Did you not know? | '''MIKE:''' Did you not know? | ||
- | ''' | + | '''CRAIG:''' No, it's talking about— |
'''MIKE:''' ''I'' knew. | '''MIKE:''' ''I'' knew. | ||
- | ''' | + | '''CRAIG:''' I asked Steve about it, too... when I first watched it. Why does The Cheat have a towel around him? ''{Mike chuckles}'' And then you find out! |
- | '''MIKE:''' I had made a shaved The Cheat several weeks prior just | + | '''MIKE:''' I had made a shaved The Cheat several weeks prior just— I think just to have. I just— |
'''STRONG BAD:''' It's nice to have a shaved The Cheat lying around. | '''STRONG BAD:''' It's nice to have a shaved The Cheat lying around. | ||
- | ''' | + | '''RYAN:''' Ohhh hooo ohh... |
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- | ''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh. And the fact that when Coach Z coughs up you see the little hairs come out. Oh, puke my pants. That's— |
'''MIKE:''' That's right. | '''MIKE:''' That's right. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ryan Sterritt made that up. Ryan? Talk about it. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ryan Sterritt made that up. Ryan? Talk about it. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Yet another example of us stealing | + | '''MIKE:''' Yet another example of us stealing— |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' At least | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' At least— |
- | '''MIKE:''' | + | '''MIKE:''' —from our friends. |
'''STRONG BAD:''' At least you pay this guy. | '''STRONG BAD:''' At least you pay this guy. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' That's true. | '''MIKE:''' That's true. | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ryan, give 'em | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ryan, give 'em— Tell 'em how where it came from. |
'''RYAN:''' Uh...I did it once ''{Everyone laughs}'' and it kind of grossed me out. So, it became a recurring joke. | '''RYAN:''' Uh...I did it once ''{Everyone laughs}'' and it kind of grossed me out. So, it became a recurring joke. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Puke my pants. Why not? | '''STRONG BAD:''' Puke my pants. Why not? | ||
- | '''RYAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Something I | + | '''RYAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Something I should not want to do. |
'''STRONG BAD:''' So this was based on a prank that Matt had when he was a kid. He always wanted to play was wash out an old speed stick, fill it with white chocolate, and then gross some kids out in the locker room after gym class. | '''STRONG BAD:''' So this was based on a prank that Matt had when he was a kid. He always wanted to play was wash out an old speed stick, fill it with white chocolate, and then gross some kids out in the locker room after gym class. | ||
- | ''' | + | '''RYAN:''' We talked briefly about adding a randomizer to the names of the deodorants— |
'''MIKE:''' Oh, right. | '''MIKE:''' Oh, right. | ||
- | ''' | + | '''RYAN:''' But we never got around to— |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Mike made a bunch of sweet, sweet deodorant names. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Mike made a bunch of sweet, sweet deodorant names. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' It was fun coming up with | + | '''MIKE:''' It was fun coming up with— |
'''STRONG BAD:''' other biomes. | '''STRONG BAD:''' other biomes. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Deodorant names. | '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Deodorant names. | ||
- | ''' | + | '''RYAN:''' Like those band namer things. You know, you pick like four prefixes and four words like "mountain" and "glaciers." |
'''STRONG BAD:''' That's true. I don't have a Crazy Aunt Eulatherm, honestly. | '''STRONG BAD:''' That's true. I don't have a Crazy Aunt Eulatherm, honestly. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' That's true. | '''MIKE:''' That's true. | ||
- | '''RYAN:''' Can we zoom in on that paper? | + | '''RYAN:''' Can we "zoom in" on that paper? |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, it says the same thing over and over again, doesn't it, Mike? | '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, it says the same thing over and over again, doesn't it, Mike? | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Marzipan needs to get a new subscription. ''{Mike laughs}'' She's such a recycler that she just reads the same paper that she got so many years ago. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Marzipan needs to get a new subscription. ''{Mike laughs}'' She's such a recycler that she just reads the same paper that she got so many years ago. | ||
- | '''RYAN:''' Uhh | + | '''RYAN:''' Uhh— |
'''STRONG BAD:''' That looks great. Mike, remember when you made your wife a post-it note dress? | '''STRONG BAD:''' That looks great. Mike, remember when you made your wife a post-it note dress? | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' I did. She | + | '''MIKE:''' I did. She— |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' She didn't want to wear | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' She didn't want to wear— |
'''RYAN:''' She was very excited, wasn't she? | '''RYAN:''' She was very excited, wasn't she? | ||
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'''MIKE:''' It's still in my closet. ''{laughter}'' Not hers. | '''MIKE:''' It's still in my closet. ''{laughter}'' Not hers. | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' It wasn't very flattering. It kinda look like a | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' It wasn't very flattering. It kinda look like a— |
- | '''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' It looked just like a potato sack | + | '''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' It looked just like a potato sack— |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. | ||
- | '''RYAN:''' Uhh | + | '''RYAN:''' Uhh— |
'''MIKE:''' made out of post-it notes. | '''MIKE:''' made out of post-it notes. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' It's true. | '''STRONG BAD:''' It's true. | ||
- | '''RYAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' It's the thought that | + | '''RYAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' It's the thought that— |
'''MIKE:''' Right. Remember the thought? | '''MIKE:''' Right. Remember the thought? | ||
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'''RYAN:''' The girls don't remember the thought. | '''RYAN:''' The girls don't remember the thought. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' They don't. They just want | + | '''MIKE:''' They don't. They just want— |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Dudes. Dudes do. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Dudes. Dudes do. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' a good looking dress. | '''MIKE:''' a good looking dress. | ||
- | ''' | + | '''CRAIG:''' ''{overlapping}'' That was foleyed by, um, I almost ate the chips and I got reprimanded for eating the chips that were left over— |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that's right because I had to... and Mike and Matt had to | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that's right because I had to...and Mike and Matt had to— |
- | '''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' We had Mo | + | '''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' We had Mo—We had some Moe's Nacho Chips and saved them. |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{theme park tour guide-styled monotone voice}'' Welcome to Moe's. | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{theme park tour guide-styled monotone voice}'' Welcome to Moe's. | ||
- | ''' | + | '''CRAIG:''' ''{deep voice, slow}'' Moe's. |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' He's always the really ''{monotone voice again}'' depressed guy. At the end. ''{normal voice}'' Or they just go " | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' He's always the really ''{monotone voice again}'' depressed guy. At the end. ''{normal voice}'' Or they just go "Muhhhhh" ''{pause}'' What did that one say? That disk? |
'''MIKE:''' I don't know what that one said. | '''MIKE:''' I don't know what that one said. | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Somebody slow it back down. Play it again, Ryan | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Somebody slow it back down. Play it again, Ryan— |
'''MIKE:''' Call us up, let us know. | '''MIKE:''' Call us up, let us know. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What did it say? | '''STRONG BAD:''' What did it say? | ||
- | '''RYAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Good game | + | '''RYAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Good game, boys. |
'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Good game, boys. | '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Good game, boys. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing to himself}'' Poopaw. | '''MIKE:''' ''{laughing to himself}'' Poopaw. | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' So did this mean that I am | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' So did this mean that I am— I have Euro—Eastern-European roots? |
'''MIKE:''' ''{quickly}'' Yes. | '''MIKE:''' ''{quickly}'' Yes. | ||
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''{After The Paper comes down, there is a pause}'' | ''{After The Paper comes down, there is a pause}'' | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Oh, it's not over. | + | '''MATT:''' Oh, it's not over.— |
- | '''RYAN:''' We | + | '''RYAN:''' We finish quick every time. |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' That's right, guys. Every time 'cause ''{begins to whisper; | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' That's right, guys. Every time 'cause ''{begins to whisper; decrescendo}'' we don't remember cartoons after we're finished making them! |
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