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[[Image:Sbemail145.PNG|thumb|Mysterious Myth... or Legendary Legend? ]]
[[Image:Sbemail145.PNG|thumb|Mysterious Myth... or Legendary Legend? ]]
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Strong Bad recounts the legendary myth of the [[Bear Holding a Shark]].
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Strong Bad recounts the legendary myth of the [[Bear-Shark]].
'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''  
'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''  
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{{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Mighty Warrior|A Mighty Warrior]] (Easter egg), [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#The Corn Army|The Corn Army]] (Easter egg), {{Film|Trogdor}} (Easter egg), [[Bear Holding a Shark]], {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}} (Easter egg)
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{{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Mighty Warrior|A Mighty Warrior]] (Easter egg), {{Film|Trogdor}} (Easter egg), [[Bear-Shark]], {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}} (Easter egg)
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], The Woods
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], The Woods
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{{Comp|Lappy 486}}
{{Comp|Lappy 486}}
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'''Date:''' Monday, February 13, 2006
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'''Date:''' February 13, 2006
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'''Running Time:''' 2:55
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'''Running Time:''' 2:54
'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486
'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486
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{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}
 
==Transcript==
==Transcript==
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''{Cut to Strong Badia. Strong Bad carries a stick.}''
''{Cut to Strong Badia. Strong Bad carries a stick.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Badia. An idyllic fruit-opia. Rich in made-up stories and nottrueities. The nottrue-est of which...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Badia. An idyllic fruit-opia. Rich in madeupstories and nottrueities. The nottrue-est of which...
''{He prods The Tire with his stick. The Bear-Shark pops up. The Cheat runs by, panicked.}''
''{He prods The Tire with his stick. The Bear-Shark pops up. The Cheat runs by, panicked.}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screams in The Cheat}''
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screams in The Cheat}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ...is the mighty bear holding a shark. ''{spooky jungle music starts}'' More than a mere security counter-measure, its origins lie in the skies above. ''{pronounced "a-boe-ve"}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ...is the mighty bear holding a shark. ''{spooky music starts}'' More than a mere security counter-measure, its origins lie in the skies of old.
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''{Cut to a starry sky. Constellations of the Strong Badia flag's snake, the guy with the big knife, a hand giving the "OK" symbol, a board with nails in it, General Tso's chicken, a fish with an afro, and a marathon runner sporting a Union Jack singlet, gradually appear as Strong Bad narrates.}''
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''{Cut to a starry sky. Constellations of the Strong Badia flag's snake, the guy with the big knife, a hand giving the "OK" symbol, a board with nails in it, General Tso's chicken, a fish with an afro, and a marathon runner sporting a Union Jack singlet.}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' The stars tell us that two of the seven elemental spirits of Strong Badia, the fish wearing a 'fro wig and the British distance runner, combined forces to defeat the others.
'''STRONG BAD:''' The stars tell us that two of the seven elemental spirits of Strong Badia, the fish wearing a 'fro wig and the British distance runner, combined forces to defeat the others.
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''{The runner holds out a hand to the fish just before all the constellations fight in a cloud of dust. In the end, the runner emerges holding the fish over his head.}''
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''{The two constellations in question fight, and in the end, the runner holds the fish over his head.}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' In paintball... or maybe Red Rover.
'''STRONG BAD:''' In paintball... or maybe Red Rover.
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''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''
''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ...said the elephant-footed ghost man. And then, one day, the Bear-holding-a-shark got the break all made-up creatures dream of. ''{Taps the Bear-Shark with his stick a couple times}'' ''{The screen becomes more and more blurry, and zooms further and further into Strong Bad, on each word:}'' Blurry photographic evidence.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ...said the elephant-footed ghost man. And then, one day, the Bear-holding-a-shark got the break all made-up creatures dream of. ''{The screen becomes more and more blurry, and zooms further and further into Strong Bad, on each word in:}'' Blurry photographic evidence.
''{Cut to Homestar Runner}''
''{Cut to Homestar Runner}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now, I'm a little fuzzy on the details. But I was in the woods, walking my dog, Pom Pom. All of a sudden, he started growlin' and poopin' all over the place ''{chuckles}''. And that's when I saw it.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now, I'm a little fuzzy on the details. But I was in the woods, walking my dog Pom Pom. All of a sudden, he started growlin' and poopin' all over the place ''{chuckles}'' . And that's when I saw it.
''{Static, then cut to a very fuzzy video reel of the Bear-Shark walking through the woods.}''
''{Static, then cut to a very fuzzy video reel of the Bear-Shark walking through the woods.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' A very. Scary. Monsterm'n.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' A very. Scary. Monsterman.
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''{More spooky jungle music}''
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''{More spooky music}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Now that we've seen all the evidence, it's up to you to decide: ''{the following words appear on the screen}'' Mysterious Myth? Or Legendary Legend?
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Now that we've seen all the evidence, it's up to you to decide: ''{the following words appear on the screen}'' Mysterious Myth? Or Legendary Legend?
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''{More spooky jungle music. Cut back to the Lappy.}''
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''{Cut back to the Lappy}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Join us next week when we examine startling new evidence in the Biscuitdoughhandsman conspiracy.
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Join us next week when we examine startling new evidence in the Biscuitdoughhandsman conspiracy.
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''{Yet more spooky jungle music. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''
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''{More spooky music. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''
==Easter Eggs==
==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:WalkingwithTrogdor.PNG|thumb|Walking with Trogdor]]
[[Image:WalkingwithTrogdor.PNG|thumb|Walking with Trogdor]]
[[Image:By strong bab age 5.PNG|thumb|Who actually made all those fence drawings...]]
[[Image:By strong bab age 5.PNG|thumb|Who actually made all those fence drawings...]]
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*After Strong Bad says "Corn Army", click on CA in the email to see a [[Teen Girl Squad]] frame of A Mighty Warrior taking on the Corn Army.
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*After Strong Bad says "Corn Army", click on CA in the email to see a [[Teen Girl Squad]] frame of A Mighty Warrior taking on the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#The Corn Army|Corn Army]].
:'''A MIGHTY WARRIOR:''' The corn army is no match for A Mighty Warrior!
:'''A MIGHTY WARRIOR:''' The corn army is no match for A Mighty Warrior!
*Click on "CG Dinosaur Channel" to see Trogdor walk on the screen, advertising "Walking with Trogdor".
*Click on "CG Dinosaur Channel" to see Trogdor walk on the screen, advertising "Walking with Trogdor".
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*Click on "startling" at the end to see a scene with Strong Bad and Bubs.
*Click on "startling" at the end to see a scene with Strong Bad and Bubs.
:''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}''
:''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{holding one of the Bear-Shark ice cream bars}'' So this is supposed to be the bear holding a shark? Looks more like... Morgan Freeman.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{holding one of the Bear-Shark ice cream bars}'' So this is supposed to be the bear holding a shark? Looks more like...Morgan Freeman.
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, right! That's what it is! Now gimme twenty extra bucks for that Shawshank style.
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, right! That's what it is! Now gimme twenty extra bucks for that Shawshank style.
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*Also at the end, click on "Biscuitdoughhandsman" to see Coach Z reporting an incident.
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*Click on "Biscuitdoughhandsman" to see Coach Z reporting an incident.
:''{Cut to Coach Z, standing in silhouette in front of a dark background. A caption appears reading "This guy's voice has been digitally altered again"}''
:''{Cut to Coach Z, standing in silhouette in front of a dark background. A caption appears reading "This guy's voice has been digitally altered again"}''
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{with voice digitally altered}'' So there I was, minding my own creepy business, when I found this severed hand in the lacker room! ''{He holds up a biscuit with a bite taken out.}''
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{with voice digitally altered}'' So there I was, minding my own creepy business, when I found this severed hand in the lacker room! ''{He holds up a biscuit with a bite taken out.}''
==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==
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===Explanations===
===Explanations===
*"CG" is short for "Computer graphics".<!--The "G" really does stand for "Graphics", NOT "Generated"-->
*"CG" is short for "Computer graphics".<!--The "G" really does stand for "Graphics", NOT "Generated"-->
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*The {{w|Chinese whispers|telephone game}} is a game for children where a message is whispered from one participant to another, along a group, causing the message to be increasingly distorted as time progresses.
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*"[[Wikipedia:Telephone (game)|Telephone Game]]" is a game for children where a message is whispered from one participant to another, along a group, causing the message to be increasingly distorted as time progresses.
===Trivia===
===Trivia===
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*The T-shirt in Bubs' Concession Stand reads: "My baby got stole by the bear holding a shark!"
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*The T-shirt in Bubs' Concession Stand reads: "My baby got stole by a bear holding a shark!"
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**On March 27, 2006, a [[Store T-Shirts|real-life version of this T-shirt]] was introduced in the [[Store]].
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*Without Easter eggs factored into length, this is the shortest Lappy email, at 2:55.
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*The [[YouTube]] description for this email is "Strong Bad tells the legendary legend of the Bear Holding a Shark."
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===Remarks===
===Remarks===
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*The location given in the star chart, 118 degrees north and 28 degrees west, is impossible as on Earth, 118 degrees north does not exist in star chart notation.
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*The location given in the star chart, 118 degrees north and 28 degrees west, is impossible. As on earth, 118 degrees north does not exist in star chart notation.
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*Cephas is a Hellenization of Kepha, a Hebrew name which is the rough equivalent of the Greek Petros, usually anglicized to Peter in English translations. The name is properly pronounced "KAY-fus". Strong Bad pronounces this name "CEE-Fus", a common anglicization.
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*Although Strong Bad calls the Bear Holding a Shark by that name in this email, he also called it a "bear-shark" in [[date]].
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*The "Bear-Tooth holding a Shark-Tooth" necklace Bubs offers for sale is made with bear claws, not bear teeth.  Actual bear teeth are much smaller and closely resemble dog teeth.
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*Although Strong Bad berates the email's author for combining two words into one ("Strongbad"), he includes the word "rollercoasters" in his reply. "Roller coaster" consists of two separate words.
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===Goofs===
===Goofs===
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[[Image:CZbiscuit.png|thumb|Biscuitdoughhandsman sticks again!]]
 
*When Strong Bad is introducing Strong Badia for the first time, his right arm is briefly missing.
*When Strong Bad is introducing Strong Badia for the first time, his right arm is briefly missing.
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*If the Trogdor Easter egg and Corn Army Easter egg are active when the static appears, they will appear over the static and disappear once the scene changes to Strong Badia.
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*If you click on the Trogdor easter egg directly before the static, the egg will appear over the static and disappear as soon as it arrives in Strong Badia.
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*In the Coach Z Easter egg, when he holds out the biscuit, a little part of biscuit can be seen through the end of his hand.
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*Although Strong Bad berates the email's author for combining two words into one ("Strongbad"), he includes the word "rollercoasters" in his reply. "Roller coaster" consists of two separate words.
===Inside References===
===Inside References===
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*The ancient fence drawings include another appearance of [[pie]] and a [[whale]].
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*The ancient fence drawings include another appearance of [[Pie|pie]].
*A Mighty Warrior first appeared in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]], and has mentioned corn each time he has appeared.
*A Mighty Warrior first appeared in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]], and has mentioned corn each time he has appeared.
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*[[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] first appeared in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
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*[[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] first appeared in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
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**In the email [[pizzaz]] he was also the subject of the "next episode".
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**While this character's name is normally made up of multiple words, it has previously appeared as a single word in one of the Easter-egg reviews of Strong Bad's [[rock opera]].
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*The scene with constellations representing [[Strong Badia's Seven Elemental Spirits]] features the [[Strong Badia|Strong Badian]] flag's snake, the [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|big knife guy]] and his knife, and [[General Tso's Chicken]], which all had connections to Strong Badia in the past; the wood with nails has also appeared in Strong Badia as a part of the flagpole.
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*The constellation scene features the [[Strong Badia|Strong Badian]] flag's snake, the [[Painting of a guy with a big knife|big knife guy]] and his knife, and [[General Tso's Chicken]], which all had connections to Strong Badia in the past.
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*The fish constellation's 'fro [[wig]] also appeared in [[monument]].
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*The fish constellation's 'fro wig also appeared in [[monument]].
*Coach Z's voice was digitally altered before in [[couch patch]].
*Coach Z's voice was digitally altered before in [[couch patch]].
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*The Bear Holding a Shark first appeared in [[date]] {{-}} in that email, [[The Cheat]] touched [[The Tire]], received an electric shock, and then was scared off by the bear-shark. In this email, Strong Bad touches the Tire with a pointer and avoids the shock, and The Cheat is once again scared away by the bear-shark.
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*The Cheat was revealed to be scared of the Bear-Shark in [[date]].
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*The "Bear Holding A Shark" ice cream bar is similar in style to the ice cream bars of Homestar Runner, [[Pom Pom]] and Strong Bad, as seen in the [[Museum]] [[Sketchbook (museum)|Sketchbook]].
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*Strong Sad's [[Soolnds]] are mentioned again.
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*"Strong Bab" is a reference to [[Strong Sad's Secret Styles]], in which Strong Sad's birthday card was signed the same way by [[Lil' Strong Bad]].
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*The "Bear Holding A Shark" ice cream bar is similar in style to the [[Ice Cream|ice cream bars]] of Homestar Runner, [[Pom Pom]] and Strong Bad, as seen in the [[Museum]].
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*Homestar Runner's pronunciation of "monsterman," as one word with the last syllable unaccented, is another example of [["man" pronounced as "m'n"]].
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*"Strong Bab" is a reference to [[The Secrets That I Keep]], in which Strong Sad's birthday card was signed the same way by [[Lil' Strong Bad]].
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*Homestar Runner's pronunciation of "monsterman," as one word with the last syllable unaccented, matches the pronunciation of "[[Santaman]]".
*The cottage and Trogdor sprite used in the "Walking with Trogdor" Easter egg come from the game [[TROGDOR!]].
*The cottage and Trogdor sprite used in the "Walking with Trogdor" Easter egg come from the game [[TROGDOR!]].
*One of the fence drawings appears to be a thatched-roof cottage being burninated.
*One of the fence drawings appears to be a thatched-roof cottage being burninated.
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*Once again Homestar refers to Pom Pom as [[my dog|his dog]]. He was previously called that in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]. Though this time, he means it more literally.
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*The woman who apparently had her baby stolen on the fence drawing looks somewhat like [[What's her face]].
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*Once again Homestar refers to Pom Pom as "his dog".
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*In the Easter egg, Bubs demands "twenty extra bucks for that Shawshank [[style]]."
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===Real-World References===
===Real-World References===
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*"Walking with Trogdor" is a reference to the TV special ''{{wp|Walking with Dinosaurs}}'', which features CGI recreations of dinosaurs presented in the style of nature documentaries.
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*"Walking With Trogdor" is a reference to the TV special [[Wikipedia:Walking With Dinosaurs|Walking With Dinosaurs]], which features CG dinosaurs.
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**The "Walking with Trogdor" Easter egg is a reference to the trend of television networks to advertise for upcoming shows by displaying short video clips along the bottom of the screen during the broadcast of another show.
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**The "Walking with Trogdor" Easter egg is a reference to the recent trend of television networks to advertise for their shows by displaying short video clips along the bottom during the broadcast of another show.
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*The British Long Distance Runner is a reference to {{wp|Steve Cram}}, a British middle-distance runner of the 1980s, as revealed in the DVD commentary.
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*The British Long Distance Runner is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Roger Bannister|Roger Bannister]], the first man who ran the mile in under four minutes.
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*"Bear Holding a Shark Week" is a reference to the {{wp|Discovery Channel}}'s {{w|Shark Week}} programming block.
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*"Bear Holding a Shark Week" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:The Discovery Channel|The Discovery Channel]]'s [http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/sharkweek/sharkweek.html Shark Week].
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*One of the fence drawings is a {{wp|TIE fighter}} from ''[[Star Wars]]''.
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*One of the fence drawings is a [[Wikipedia:TIE fighter|TIE fighter]] from the Star Wars movies.
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*"Shawshank style" is in reference to the 1994 movie ''{{wp|The Shawshank Redemption}}'' in which Academy Award-winning actor {{wp|Morgan Freeman}} plays a convict.
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*"Shawshank style" is in reference to the 1994 movie [[Wikipedia:The Shawshank Redemption|The Shawshank Redemption]] in which Academy Award-winning actor [[Wikipedia:Morgan Freeman|Morgan Freeman]] plays a convict.
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*Strong Bad's myth show is a reference to ''{{w|In Search of... (TV series)|In Search of...}}'' and similar shows and documentaries that investigate paranormal phenomena such as {{w|Cryptozoology|monster sightings}} and alien abductions, and often include interviews with people who claim to have encountered such things.
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*The Strongbadia Myth Show is a reference to [[Wikipedia:In Search Of...|In Search Of...]] and similar shows and documentaries that investigate paranormal phenomena such as [[Wikipedia:Cryptozoology|monster sightings]] and alien abductions, and often include interviews with people who claim to have encountered such things.
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*The blurry video footage of the bear holding a shark is a reference to the famous {{wp|Patterson–Gimlin film}}, an recording of an alleged {{wp|Bigfoot}} moving through a forest.
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*The blurry video footage of the bear holding a shark is a reference to the famous [[Wikipedia:Patterson-Gimlin_film|Patterson-Gimlin]] home-movie footage of an alleged [[Wikipedia:Bigfoot|Bigfoot]] (Sasquatch) moving through a forest.
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**A notable detail about Homestar's footage is that the bear-shark's feet are white and have blue soles, suggesting that the footage is simply a person wearing a costume. Similar criticisms have been leveraged at the Patterson-Gimlin footage.
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**A notable detail about Homestar's footage is that the bear-shark's feet are white and have blue soles, suggesting that the footage is not authentic. The Bigfoot footage has been debunked for similar reasons.
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*{{wp|Fruitopia}} is a fruit drink manufactured by [[Coca-Cola|The Coca-Cola Company]].
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*[[Wikipedia:Fruitopia|Fruitopia]] is a fruit drink manufactured by [[Wikipedia:The Coca-Cola Company|Coca-Cola]].
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*Strong Sad's mention of a weather balloon refers to the {{w|Roswell UFO incident|1947 UFO incident}} in Roswell, New Mexico. Government officials identified strange debris as a weather balloon, which was later alleged to be a cover-up. Since then, weather balloons have become a typical rationalization of UFO sightings.
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*Strong Sad's mention of a weather balloon refers to the [[Wikipedia:Roswell UFO incident|1947 UFO incident]] in Roswell, New Mexico. Government officials identified strange debris as a weather balloon, which was later alleged to be a cover-up. Since then, weather balloons have become a typical rationalization of UFO sightings.
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*The "Homes with Rollercoasters in Them Network" is likely a reference to the many home improvement shows that exist on channels like {{w|TLC Network|TLC}} and the Discovery Channel, in which rooms are redecorated to fit a specific theme. Such shows include ''{{w|Extreme Makeover: Home Edition}}'' and ''{{w|Monster House (American TV series)|Monster House}}''.
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*The "Homes with Rollercoasters in Them Network" is likely a reference to the many home improvement shows that exist on channels like [[Wikipedia:TLC_Network|TLC]] and The Discovery Channel, in which rooms are redecorated to fit a specific theme. Such shows include [[Wikipedia:Trading Spaces|Trading Spaces]] and [[Wikipedia:Monster House|Monster House]].
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*Strong Bad's remark about babies getting stolen, and the "My Baby Got Stole" T-shirt in Bubs' Concession Stand, are possible references to the {{wp|Azaria Chamberlain disappearance}} in Australia in 1980 (of "{{w|Dingo ate my baby|a dingo took my baby}}" fame).
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== DVD Version ==
 
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*The Mighty Warrior and Walking With Trogdor Easter eggs are both viewable by pushing the angle button on the DVD remote.
 
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{{commentary|email=true}}
 
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===Commentary Transcript===
 
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('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], [[Karen Wagner]])
 
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'''MATT:''' Once again we have our sister, Karen, to help us out.
 
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'''MIKE:''' Hi, Karen.
 
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'''KAREN:''' I want to tell you that after this email came out, I got tons of requests for a bear holding a shark shirt.
 
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'''MATT:''' And guess what!  We{{--}} We sh{{--}} We never made one! ''{Karen laughs}''
 
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'''MIKE:''' We never made one.
 
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'''MATT:''' That's a missed opportunity.
 
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'''KAREN:''' I had to order it... three times.
 
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'''MATT:''' There's a nice{{--}} There's a series of, uh, Teen Girl Squad Easter eggs in Strong Bad Emails.  This is one of them.  I think there's been, you know, maybe a handful... where the Easter egg is some, like, a scene from a Teen Girl Squad.
 
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'''MATT:''' Like the death metal guys.
 
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'''MIKE:''' What is this one?
 
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'''MATT:''' The Cephas{{--}} The corn army!  It's the samurai.
 
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'''MIKE:''' Oh, yeah!
 
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'''MATT:''' "Corn is no match for a mighty warrior."
 
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'''MIKE:''' Oh, that's right.
 
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'''KAREN:''' It's, "Corn is no place for a mighty warrior."
 
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'''MATT:''' Well, right, but his{{--}} but when he's talking to the corn army I believe he says{{--}}
 
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'''MATT:''' {{--}}the corn army is no match.
 
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''{Karen laughs as Strong Bad begins to talk about the bear holding a shark}''
 
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'''MATT:''' ''{reacting to the tones played in the background}'' What's that{{--}} I think that's "goblins".  Is that "goblins"?  That sound?
 
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'''MIKE:''' Oh, on the keyboard?
 
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'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping Mike}'' On our keyboard, I think that sound is called "goblins".
 
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'''KAREN:''' ''{laughs}'' Okay, now... Mike?
 
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah?
 
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'''KAREN:''' Who is the... British distance runner?
 
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'''MIKE:''' It's Steve Cram, I think.
 
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'''MATT:''' Nice!
 
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'''MIKE:''' There was Steve Cram, Steve Ovett, and Sebastian Coe.  They ruled, uh, early-'80s distance running{{--}}
 
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'''MIKE:''' {{--}}middle distance...
 
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'''KAREN:''' {{--}}Seb Coe, as he was called.
 
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'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping Karen}'' Seb Coe, yeah.
 
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'''MATT:''' Where do you think that, uh{{--}}
 
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'''KAREN:''' Moose with an iguana.
 
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'''MATT:''' {{--}}What church has a stained glass moose holding a chameleon?
 
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'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping Matt}'' I don't know, but I want to go there.
 
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'''KAREN:''' Oh, I thought it was an iguana.
 
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'''MATT:''' So there's the baby{{--}} My baby got stole, right there.
 
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'''MATT:''' And there's a little bit of a{{--}} of a Star Wars battle with TIE fighters.
 
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'''KAREN:''' ''{overlapping Matt}'' Is that girl holding the whale supposed to be me?
 
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'''MATT:''' Uh.. That's, uh...
 
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'''MIKE:''' Tang... sango?  Samba?
 
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'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously with Mike}'' Samba?  Yeah.
 
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah, samba.  Yeah.
 
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'''KAREN:''' Oh{{--}}
 
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'''MATT:''' Bear holding a shark week.  That's very popular on{{--}}
 
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'''KAREN:''' Took me a couple of times watchin' it before I actually noticed that in the background.
 
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'''MIKE:''' I think Shark Week started that whole thing.
 
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'''MATT:''' I just saw on the news the other day{{--}} There was aerial footage of the coast of Florida, of just probably stock footage of sharks swimming, and it was like, "If you're in Florida, why you might wanna{{--}} not wanna go in the water, next!" And it was just like, "Oh! There are sharks in the ocean! Still!"
 
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'''MIKE:''' Look!  It's the Patterson footage!
 
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'''MATT:''' Patterson-Gim{{--}} Gimwood.
 
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'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping Matt}'' Gimli?
 
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'''MATT:''' Gimli?  I can't remember.
 
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'''KAREN:''' It's actually... that thing?  And you just...
 
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'''MATT:''' No, no, no.  That's a, uh... a... photograph of some woods that I then put Homestar in and made it all blurry.
 
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'''MIKE:''' That's just the name of that, uh...
 
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'''MATT:''' Bigfoot.
 
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'''MIKE:''' That Bigfoot footage.
 
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'''MIKE:''' The famous Bigfoot footage.
 
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'''MATT:''' ''{singing}'' Goblins!  Goblins!
 
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===Fun Facts===
 
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* The Brothers Chaps did later release a Bear Holding a Shark T-shirt.
 
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* {{wp|Steve Cram}}, {{wp|Steve Ovett}}, and {{wp|Sebastian Coe}} are British Olympic runners.
 
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*The {{w|Patterson–Gimlin film}} is the name of the purported Bigfoot footage the brothers attempt to remember the name of.
 
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** Gimli is a character from ''[[The Lord of the Rings|Lord of the Rings]]'', a dwarf who joins the Fellowship of the Ring.
 
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