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[[Image:Sbemail190.png|thumb|"—and I just got in this shipment of Strong Bad brand ferret ointment."]] | [[Image:Sbemail190.png|thumb|"—and I just got in this shipment of Strong Bad brand ferret ointment."]] | ||
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''{reads "Pilmple-Faced Bill" as written}'' | ''{reads "Pilmple-Faced Bill" as written}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! I paid that pilmple-faced bill months ago! You gotta tell grody Blackhead-Flaced Janice from accounting to update her records! ''{clears screen}'' As for being famous and licensing stuff, you've got it all wrong. You don't need to be famous to license stuff. Just look at Biscuitdoughhandsman. He licensed his likeness to a paper towel company | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! I paid that pilmple-faced bill months ago! You gotta tell grody Blackhead-Flaced Janice from accounting to update her records! ''{clears screen}'' As for being famous and licensing stuff, you've got it all wrong. You don't need to be famous to license stuff. Just look at Biscuitdoughhandsman. He licensed his likeness to a paper towel company— |
''{Cut to shot of paper towel roll with pictures of Biscuitdoughhandsman and Basil.}'' | ''{Cut to shot of paper towel roll with pictures of Biscuitdoughhandsman and Basil.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —years ago, and no one knows who the crap he is. |
'''LADY:''' Get this, Vera, it's exorbitantly absorbent! | '''LADY:''' Get this, Vera, it's exorbitantly absorbent! | ||
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''{An application form flies onto the screen with the header "So you wanna be an officially licensed unlicensed seller of Strong Bad & The Cheat knock-offs" and entries for "Name", "Number", and "I'll get back to you".}'' | ''{An application form flies onto the screen with the header "So you wanna be an officially licensed unlicensed seller of Strong Bad & The Cheat knock-offs" and entries for "Name", "Number", and "I'll get back to you".}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' The main requirements are that the country of manufacture has | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' The main requirements are that the country of manufacture has— |
''{"Country of manufacture" page comes up with a country-like shape in the middle. Names keep appearing and being crossed out.}'' | ''{"Country of manufacture" page comes up with a country-like shape in the middle. Names keep appearing and being crossed out.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —changed name five times since I was in seventh grade, that you sell your wares from a— |
''{"Type of Store" page comes up, with a note "(Circle one)".}'' | ''{"Type of Store" page comes up, with a note "(Circle one)".}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —blanket, ''{a "Dirty Blanket" appears and watches fill it}'' or inside a trench coat, ''{A "Dirty Trenchcoat<!-- sic -->" appears and watches fill it}'' |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' that you always refer to the selling of our items | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' that you always refer to the selling of our items— |
''{"You gotta yell this" page comes up, with a cartoony figure of a man wearing a snow hat and a table with 4 watches}'' | ''{"You gotta yell this" page comes up, with a cartoony figure of a man wearing a snow hat and a table with 4 watches}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —as "numba one bargain!", ''{the phrase appears in a speech bubble}'' and that— |
''{"The Two Guys" page comes up with pictures of Strong Bad and The Cheat who are respectively labeled "Strong Bad" and "The Cheater"}'' | ''{"The Two Guys" page comes up with pictures of Strong Bad and The Cheat who are respectively labeled "Strong Bad" and "The Cheater"}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —one of us has to have a human nose. |
''{Noses appear on both. Cut back to the Lappy with a clear screen.}'' | ''{Noses appear on both. Cut back to the Lappy with a clear screen.}'' | ||
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''{Cut to close-up of Coach Z}'' | ''{Cut to close-up of Coach Z}'' | ||
- | '''COACH Z:''' Yeah, he's the fella that runs the concession stand | + | '''COACH Z:''' Yeah, he's the fella that runs the concession stand— |
''{Cut back}'' | ''{Cut back}'' | ||
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''{Cut to rear of Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is wearing a trench coat and talking to Pom Pom}'' | ''{Cut to rear of Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is wearing a trench coat and talking to Pom Pom}'' | ||
- | '''BUBS:''' | + | '''BUBS:''' —and I just got in this shipment of Strong Bad brand ferret ointment. ''{Pulls open his coat, revealing merchandise.}'' |
'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}'' | '''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}'' | ||
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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
- | [[Image:Double G.PNG|thumb|right|200px | + | [[Image:Double G.PNG|thumb|right|200px]] |
*The changing names of the "country of manufacture" are, in order: | *The changing names of the "country of manufacture" are, in order: | ||
**Gunkistan | **Gunkistan | ||
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===Inside References=== | ===Inside References=== | ||
- | *Strong Bad says, "[[Shut up, lady | + | *Strong Bad says, "[[Shut up, lady]]." |
*Strong Bad says, "[[You know, the kind]]..." | *Strong Bad says, "[[You know, the kind]]..." | ||
*Strong Bad's mentioning of dog tracks is an example of [[gambling]]. | *Strong Bad's mentioning of dog tracks is an example of [[gambling]]. | ||
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===Fast Forward=== | ===Fast Forward=== | ||
- | *Homestar would again appear with broken glass in his face in [[ | + | *Homestar would again appear with broken glass in his face in [[sbemail206]]. |
+ | *Strong Bad and the Cheat would eventually get all their licensed material in the [[Homestore Runner]]. | ||
==DVD Version== | ==DVD Version== | ||
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'''MATT:''' Hi, Mike. | '''MATT:''' Hi, Mike. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Hi... Matt. Regu | + | '''MIKE:''' Hi... Matt. Regu— regular Matt? Or... |
'''MATT:''' Uh... | '''MATT:''' Uh... | ||
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'''MIKE:''' What's up? | '''MIKE:''' What's up? | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know! ...Uh, what do you think? Sh | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know! ...Uh, what do you think? Sh— should we do some pillows? I feel like we've actually gotten some— some requests, uh, from, overtures <!-- transcriber's note: I'm not sure if that's the correct word --> from people that were making— |
- | '''MIKE:''' I think | + | '''MIKE:''' I think— |
- | '''STRONG BAD and MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' | + | '''STRONG BAD and MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' —pillows— |
- | '''MIKE:''' | + | '''MIKE:''' —and, like— |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —party napkins. |
- | '''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' | + | '''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' —blankets. Yeah. |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Party napkins. You ever had those at your kids' parties? | '''STRONG BAD:''' Party napkins. You ever had those at your kids' parties? | ||
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'''MIKE:''' The Cheater? | '''MIKE:''' The Cheater? | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' That's what they | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' That's what they— you called The Cheat in that drawing. |
'''MIKE:''' Oh. ''{chuckles}'' | '''MIKE:''' Oh. ''{chuckles}'' | ||
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' And who's the little guy to the far right of the building? | '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' And who's the little guy to the far right of the building? | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{chuckling}'' That's the... Puh-cheat. Puh-cheat, they call | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{chuckling}'' That's the... Puh-cheat. Puh-cheat, they call—! ...Uh, so we got a lotta shady daycares around where you live, Mike. |
'''MIKE:''' Yeah, there's a couple. Yeah. | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, there's a couple. Yeah. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yep. There's always a nice barbed-wire fence, or at least a jaggedy top fence. You know, you can't just hop with a hand, it'll gouge you out. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yep. There's always a nice barbed-wire fence, or at least a jaggedy top fence. You know, you can't just hop with a hand, it'll gouge you out. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' ''{chuckles}'' Just down the street, there's Billy and Alex's, that's writ | + | '''MIKE:''' ''{chuckles}'' Just down the street, there's Billy and Alex's, that's writ— uh, written in masking tape, it looks like. |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' ''{of the CHEETS}'' I think that's a Cheater, too. | '''MIKE:''' ''{of the CHEETS}'' I think that's a Cheater, too. | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' So | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' So strengthened DVD, it hurts. ''{exclaims in disgust as the "Strong Badge: The Movie" pop appears}'' |
'''MIKE:''' Oh, look at that ersatz gummi drop, actually. | '''MIKE:''' Oh, look at that ersatz gummi drop, actually. | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. I remember... There's some serious | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. I remember... There's some serious— I think it was, Spider-Man 3 came out, and there was some serious disgusting gel-ular gummi toys for his head. |
''{Strong Bad and Coach Z are talking}'' | ''{Strong Bad and Coach Z are talking}'' | ||
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'''MIKE:''' What do you think's inside your piñata there? | '''MIKE:''' What do you think's inside your piñata there? | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I should hope there's a couple of... razor blades, maybe like | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I should hope there's a couple of... razor blades, maybe like— But I mean, not like, open razor blades, like, ones for like, a razor, like, to shave— |
- | '''MIKE:''' Oh, like a | + | '''MIKE:''' Oh, like a— |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' A pack of | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' A pack of— |
'''MIKE:''' A Quattro, maybe! | '''MIKE:''' A Quattro, maybe! | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, Mach 5's... a pack of them | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, Mach 5's... a pack of them— those things are expensive, man! |
'''MIKE:''' Umm... | '''MIKE:''' Umm... | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Those are unsettling. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Those are unsettling. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' They do | + | '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' They do— |
'''STRONG BAD:''' They're like those white doodoos that dogs make. I don't wanna eat one of those. | '''STRONG BAD:''' They're like those white doodoos that dogs make. I don't wanna eat one of those. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' But dogs don't make white doodoos. I wonder | + | '''MIKE:''' But dogs don't make white doodoos. I wonder— maybe it's something that happens when they get older. |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you should probably get Ken Long <!--???--> to come | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you should probably get Ken Long <!--???--> to come— |
- | '''MIKE:''' Maybe that's | + | '''MIKE:''' Maybe that's— |
'''STRONG BAD:''' and then spray your log and then they'll start having white doodoos. ''{pause}'' Oh, Bubs. Bubs looks good in a trench coat. It looks less shady, I think. | '''STRONG BAD:''' and then spray your log and then they'll start having white doodoos. ''{pause}'' Oh, Bubs. Bubs looks good in a trench coat. It looks less shady, I think. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I'd trust him more. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I'd trust him more. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Trench coats are usually gonna make somebody a bit more | + | '''MIKE:''' Trench coats are usually gonna make somebody a bit more— |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Here's my baby! I just gave Bubs my first-born. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Here's my baby! I just gave Bubs my first-born. |