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[[Image:Sbemail190.png|thumb|"—and I just got in this shipment of Strong Bad brand ferret ointment."]]
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Biscuitdoughhandsman}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}.
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Strong Bad discusses what sort of merchandise he has licensed.
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]],[[Shady Daycares National Park]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Biscuitdoughhandsman}}, [[Shut Up, Lady|Lady]], {{Film|Senor Cardgage}} (Voice only), {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Papa Cardgage's Puddin' Patch]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]
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{{Comp|Lappy 486}}
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486
'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486
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{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}
 
==Transcript==
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Save the gross stuff up at the back of your throat, and hock it at an unsuspecting email. ''{brings up the email}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Save the gross stuff up at the back of your throat, and hock it at an unsuspecting email. ''{brings up the email}''
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''{reads "Pilmple-Faced Bill" as written}''
''{reads "Pilmple-Faced Bill" as written}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! I paid that pilmple-faced bill months ago! You gotta tell grody Blackhead-Flaced Janice from accounting to update her records! ''{clears screen}'' As for being famous and licensing stuff, you've got it all wrong. You don't need to be famous to license stuff. Just look at Biscuitdoughhandsman. He licensed his likeness to a paper towel company{{--}}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! I paid that pilmple-faced bill months ago! You gotta tell grody Blackhead-Flaced Janice from accounting to update her records! ''{clears screen}'' As for being famous and licensing stuff, you've got it all wrong. You don't need to be famous to liscense stuff. Just look at Biscuitdoughhandsman. He licensed his likeness to a paper towel company—
''{Cut to shot of paper towel roll with pictures of Biscuitdoughhandsman and Basil.}''
''{Cut to shot of paper towel roll with pictures of Biscuitdoughhandsman and Basil.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}years ago, and no one knows who the crap he is.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' —years ago, but no one knows who the crap he is.
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'''LADY:''' Get this, Vera, it's exorbitantly absorbent!
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'''OLD LADY:''' Get this, Vira, it's exorbitantly absorbent!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up, lady! ''{cut back to Lappy}'' No, the true sign of being famous is in the ''unlicensed'' stuff! And we're all over that! In fact, we've got our own application process for becoming an officially licensed ''unlicensed'' seller of Strong Bad and The Cheat knock-offs.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up, lady! ''{cut back to Lappy}'' No, the true sign of being famous is in the ''unlicensed'' stuff! And we're all over that! In fact, we've got our own application process for becoming an officially licensed ''unlicensed'' seller of Strong Bad and The Cheat knock-offs.
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''{An application form flies onto the screen with the header "So you wanna be an officially licensed unlicensed seller of Strong Bad & The Cheat knock-offs" and entries for "Name", "Number", and "I'll get back to you".}''
''{An application form flies onto the screen with the header "So you wanna be an officially licensed unlicensed seller of Strong Bad & The Cheat knock-offs" and entries for "Name", "Number", and "I'll get back to you".}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' The main requirements are that the country of manufacture has{{--}}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' The main requirements are that the country of manufacture has—
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''{"Country of manufacture" page comes up with a country-like shape in the middle. Names keep appearing and being crossed out.}''
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''{"Country of manufacture" page comes up with a county-like shape in the middle. Names keep appearing and being crossed out.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}changed name five times since I was in seventh grade, that you sell your wares from a{{--}}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' —changed name five times since I was in seventh grade, that you sell your wares from a—
''{"Type of Store" page comes up, with a note "(Circle one)".}''
''{"Type of Store" page comes up, with a note "(Circle one)".}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}blanket, ''{a "Dirty Blanket" appears and watches fill it}'' or inside a trench coat, ''{A "Dirty Trenchcoat<!-- sic -->" appears and watches fill it}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' &mdash;blanket, ''{a "Dirty Blanket" appears and watches fill it}'' or inside a trench coat, ''{A "Dirty Trenchcoat<!-- sic -->" appears and watches fill it}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' that you always refer to the selling of our items{{--}}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' that you always refer to the selling of our items&mdash;
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''{"You gotta yell this" page comes up, with a cartoony figure of a man wearing a snow hat and a table with 4 watches}''
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''{"You gotta yell this" page comes up, with a cartoony figure of a man and a table with 4 watches}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}as "numba one bargain!", ''{the phrase appears in a speech bubble}'' and that{{--}}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' &mdash;as "numba one bargain!", ''{the phrase appears in a speech bubble}'' and that&mdash;
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''{"The Two Guys" page comes up with pictures of Strong Bad and The Cheat who are respectively labeled "Strong Bad" and "The Cheater"}''
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''{The Two Guys" page comes up with pictures of Strong Bad and The Cheat}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}one of us has to have a human nose.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' &mdash;one of us has to have a human nose.
''{Noses appear on both. Cut back to the Lappy with a clear screen.}''
''{Noses appear on both. Cut back to the Lappy with a clear screen.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' One of our ''{he skips typing the word "our"}'' primary unlicensed licensees is shady daycares. You know, the kind that are open 24 hours and are surrounded by barbed wire.  
'''STRONG BAD:''' One of our ''{he skips typing the word "our"}'' primary unlicensed licensees is shady daycares. You know, the kind that are open 24 hours and are surrounded by barbed wire.  
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''{Cut to outside view of Papa Cardgage's PUDDIN' PATCH, where a stylized version of Strong Bad holding a 24 HRS. book, a picture of The Cheat as a mouse with antennae and a honey pot, a human-faced Senor Cardgage saying "I TAKE KIDS", and a cross-eyed monster wearing a "GUFF" T-shirt are drawn. Above the entrance is the word "RESTROOM," which is crossed off. There is a chalk tracing in front of the Puddin' Patch indicating the past presence of a dead body.}''
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''{Cut to outside view of [[Papa Cardgage's PUDDIN' PATCH]], where a stylized version of Strong Bad holding a 24 HRS. book, a picture of The Cheat as a mouse, Senor Cardgage saying "I TAKE KIDS", and a cross-eyed monster wearing a "GUFF" T-shirt are drawn.}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' They ''love'' to illegally use trademarked characters to earn desperate parents' trust.
'''STRONG BAD:''' They ''love'' to illegally use trademarked characters to earn desperate parents' trust.
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{singing to the tune of "Frère Jacques"}'' Where is Tompkins? Where is coleslaw? Here I am!
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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{singing}'' Where is Tomkins? Where is Cole Slaw? Here I am!
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''{Cut to a rear view of the Lappy.}''
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''{Cut to a rear view of the lappy.}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, if I ever have kids, I can't wait to drop 'em  off at the puddin' patch every morning on my way to the dog tracks!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, if I ever have kids, I can't wait to drop 'em  off at the puddin' patch every morning on my way to the dog tracks!
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''{Cut back to the Lappy with a clear screen.}''
''{Cut back to the Lappy with a clear screen.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Another great knock-off is DVDs. The ones that are slight variations of slightly animated kids' movies. The kind they put right next to the check-out line, so Grandma might accidentally mistake it for the real thing. And they have titles like:
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Another great knock-off is DVDs. The ones that are slight variations of slightly animated kids' movies. The kind they put right next to the check-out line, so Grandma might accidentally mistake it for the real thing. And they have titles like;
''{Cut to an orange background, each movie appears as Strong Bad mentions it.}''
''{Cut to an orange background, each movie appears as Strong Bad mentions it.}''
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''{Cut to a box with four "CHEETS".}''
''{Cut to a box with four "CHEETS".}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' like these sugar-crusted marshmallow The Cheats, or this gummi ''{pan up quickly to a Strong Bad shaped blob with a human nose on a stick}'' gel-ular pop, from Strong Badge: The Movie. ''{A logo for said movie appears in the bottom right.}'' And who wouldn't want to rot the teeth ''{The blob disappears, replaced by a "Strong Brush"}'' right out of their kid's head with this spinning Strong Bad sugar toothbrush?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' like these sugar-crusted marshmallow The Cheats, or this gummi ''{pan up quickly to a Strong Bad shaped blob on a stick}'' gel-ular pop, from Strong Badge: The Movie. ''{A logo for said movie appears in the bottom rights.}'' And who wouldn't want to rot the teeth ''{The blob disappears, replaced by a "Strong Brush"}'' right out of their kid's head with this spinning Strong Bad ???? toothbrush?
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''{The head of the toothbrush spins around until it falls off, revealing a screw}''
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'''COACH Z:''' Hey, Strong Bad, look!
'''COACH Z:''' Hey, Strong Bad, look!
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''{Cut to Coach Z and Strong Bad in the computer room. Coach Z is holding a pi&ntilde;ata of Strong Bad. Strong Bad turns around to face Coach Z.}''
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''{Cut to Coach Z and Strong Bad in the computer room. Coach Z is holding a pinyata of Strong Bad. Strong Bad turns around to face Coach Z.}''
'''COACH Z:''' You're twice!
'''COACH Z:''' You're twice!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' A Strong Bad pi&ntilde;ata!? Where'd you get that?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' A Strong Bad pinyata!? Where'd you get that?
'''COACH Z:''' Bubs.
'''COACH Z:''' Bubs.
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''{Cut to close-up of Coach Z}''
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'''COACH Z:''' Yeah, he's the fella that runs the concession stand{{--}}
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'''COACH Z:''' Yeah, he's the fellow who runs the concession stand&mdash;
''{Cut back}''
''{Cut back}''
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''{Cut to rear of Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is wearing a trench coat and talking to Pom Pom}''
''{Cut to rear of Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is wearing a trench coat and talking to Pom Pom}''
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'''BUBS:''' {{--}}and I just got in this shipment of Strong Bad brand ferret ointment. ''{Pulls open his coat, revealing merchandise.}''
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'''BUBS:''' &mdash;and I just got in this shipment of Strong Bad brand ferret ointment. ''{Pulls open his coat, revealing merchandise.}''
'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}''
'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' There he is, The Cheat!
'''STRONG BAD:''' There he is, The Cheat!
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'''BUBS:''' ''{Quickly closes his coat}'' Uh-oh, store's closed.
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'''BUBS:''' ''{Quickly closes his coat}'' Uh-oh, store's closed. ''{He points to the right, Pom Pom leaves.}''
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''{Bubs points to the right, Pom Pom leaves. Strong Bad runs on from the left with The Cheat. Cut to close-up of Strong Bad.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What's up with that trench coat, Bubs?
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'''BUBS:''' Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, right. ''{shakes fist in Bubs' face}'' You ain't got no nudity under there! Open 'er up!
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'''BUBS:''' Okay, okay, you got me. ''{Opens his coat again.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Just as I suspected! Totally legit looking stuff! Where are the human noses? The misspellings? The choking hazards?
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'''BUBS:''' That's the kind of stuff I usually sell at the concession stand. ''{closes his coat}'' This is the black market, man!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So, wait a minute. Your shady bootleg operation peddles quality goods, while your legal store front sells dangerous crap?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, in that case... Will The Cheat have an adverse reaction to that ferret ointment?
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'''STRONG BAD''' Then give me two cases!
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''{Cut back to the Lappy with a clear screen.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So, we finally shut down Bubs' operation. And not just because he was an unlicensed unlicensed seller either. Guess what all those pi&ntilde;atas were stuffed full of.... ''{Not typing}'' Homestar?
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''{Cut to computer room, Homestar has many cuts on his face, some still with bits of glass protruding from them.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Singing}'' Broken glass, broken glass, broken glass, broken glass.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That junk was still my best birthdays ever.
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==Easter Eggs==
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[[Image:ShadyDaycares.png|thumb|"Shady Daycares National Park"]]
 
*During the email, click on the words "shady daycares" to see a [[postcard]] from Shady Daycares National Park.
*During the email, click on the words "shady daycares" to see a [[postcard]] from Shady Daycares National Park.
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*After the final bit of dialogue, click on the star on Homestar's shirt to see a scene in the field. Homestar is standing, still with his face covered in cuts and glass shards. The Cheat floats across the screen from the left, puffed up like a balloon.
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*:''{Homestar is standing, still with his face covered in cuts and glass shards. The Cheat floats across the screen from the left, puffed up like a balloon.}''
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*:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing in the same tune as before}'' Ugly bird, ugly bird, ugly bird ugly bird...
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*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing in the same tune as before}'' Ugly bird, ugly bird, ugly bird, ugly bird...
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==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==
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*The chalk tracing in Papa Cardgage's PUDDIN' PATCH is a cliché to indicate earlier presence of a dead body.
 
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*Strong Bad's mention of DVD movie releases refers to the practice of producing cheap versions of public domain stories that are rushed to the shelves to capitalize on the success of major children's releases (such as [[Wikipedia:Golden Films|Golden Films]]' adaptations of fairy tales popularized by [[Disney]]).
 
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===Trivia===
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[[Image:Double G.PNG|thumb|right|200px|A paragon of peace and stability.]]
 
*The changing names of the "country of manufacture" are, in order:
*The changing names of the "country of manufacture" are, in order:
**Gunkistan
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**Double G
**West Paunch
**West Paunch
**Guttenberg
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*The DVD cases have "D'''B'''D" written on the top edge of the cases' spines.
 
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*The label on the [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#return to zork|return to zork]]".
 
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*The [[YouTube]] description for this email is "Learn how to become an officially licensed UNlicensed seller of Strong Bad and The Cheat knock-offs."
 
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===Remarks===
 
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*The [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail190.swf|preview image]] for this toon features the scene of Bubs showing his merchandise to Pom Pom (pictured at the top of this page), but all of the products are missing.
 
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===Inside References===
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*Strong Bad says, "[[Shut up, lady]]" to the woman talking about the [[paper towels]].
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===Real-World References===
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*An example of the illegal usage of characters in a day-care occurs in an [http://www.snopes.com/disney/wdco/daycare.asp urban legend] in 1989, in which [[Wikipedia:The Walt Disney Company|Disney]] forced three day-care centers in [[Wikipedia:Florida|Florida]] to remove all murals of their characters, which were used without their consent. The centers complied and [[Wikipedia:Universal Studios Florida|Universal Studios Florida]] and [[Wikipedia:Hanna-Barbera|Hanna-Barbera]] put up new murals of Hanna-Barbera's stable of characters.
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*Vira may be a reference to Norm Peterson's wife from the TV sitcom ''[[Wikipedia:Cheers|Cheers]]''.
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*The candies shaped as The Cheat are labeled "Cheets". This is a reference the the chick shaped easter candies called "Cheeps", which look similar to The Cheat candies.
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==DVD Version==
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{{commentary|email=true}}
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===Commentary Transcript===
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('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]], [[Strong Bad]])
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'''MATT:''' Hi, Mike.
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'''MIKE:''' Hi... Matt. Regu{{--}} regular Matt? Or...
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'''MATT:''' Uh...
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'''MIKE:''' ...a little bit different Matt?
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'''MATT:''' Uh... ''{mumbles incoherently as his voice changes to Strong Bad's}'' Whoa!
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'''MIKE:''' Oh, Strong Bad!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah!
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'''MIKE:''' What's up?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know! ...Uh, what do you think? Sh{{--}} should we do some pillows? I feel like we've actually gotten some{{--}} some requests, uh, from, overtures <!-- transcriber's note: I'm not sure if that's the correct word --> from people that were making{{--}}
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'''MIKE:''' I think{{--}}
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'''STRONG BAD and MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' {{--}}pillows{{--}}
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'''MIKE:''' {{--}}and, like{{--}}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}party napkins.
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'''MIKE:''' We politely declined, by not responding to the email.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{chuckling}'' Yeah, that's the best way to do it. ''{pause until the Biscuitdoughhandsman paper towel is shown}'' Oh, look at those! Basil! ''{Mike chuckles}'' Umm, so, there's like... there was some kind of paper towel brand that I saw the other day, and it was advertising some lady that had claimed I should like her designs on my paper towels.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, definitely.
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'''MIKE:''' Of a butter germ?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{chuckling}'' I did. Excuse me. Oh! Check it out, check it out, check it out, check it out, check it out, check it out, check it out! Mike?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That was pretty good!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That's what they{{--}} you called The Cheat in that drawing.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, look at Guff!
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' And who's the little guy to the far right of the building?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{chuckling}'' That's the... Puh-cheat. Puh-cheat, they call{{--}}! ...Uh, so we got a lotta shady daycares around where you live, Mike.
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah, there's a couple. Yeah.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Li'l Puddin's?
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'''MIKE:''' Li'l Puddin's, that's right! There's several 24-hour ones.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{chuckles}'' Just down the street, there's Billy and Alex's, that's writ{{--}} uh, written in masking tape, it looks like.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoever the former proprietors were... Look at that toucan Cheat!
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'''MIKE:''' ''{of the CHEETS}'' I think that's a Cheater, too.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So straight-to-DVD, it hurts. ''{exclaims in disgust as the "Strong Badge: The Movie" pop appears}''
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'''MIKE:''' Oh, look at that ersatz gummi drop, actually.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. I remember... There's some serious{{--}} I think it was, Spider-Man 3 came out, and there was some serious disgusting gel-ular gummi toys for his head.
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'''MIKE:''' What do you think's inside your piñata there?
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'''MIKE:''' Oh, like a{{--}}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, Mach 5's... a pack of them{{--}} those things are expensive, man!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. The green Tootsie Roll?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' But they're all white, aren't they? ''{Mike starts to say something}'' There's some white Tootsie Rolls.
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'''MIKE:''' There is a white one. They're vanilla-flavored. They're actually pretty good.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' They're like those white doodoos that dogs make. I don't wanna eat one of those.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Here's my baby! I just gave Bubs my first-born.
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===Fun Facts===
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*Strong Bad's repetition of "Check it out" is a reference to [[Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag]].
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==External Links==
==External Links==
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