User:The Knights Who Say Ni

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	===Marzipan===		===Marzipan===

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Revision as of 22:20, 5 October 2008

I'm sittin' in my dark room... thinkin'.

Contents 1 First things First 2 Favorite Quotes 2.1 Strong Bad 2.2 Strong Mad 2.3 Strong Sad 2.4 The Cheat 2.5 Homestar 2.6 Marzipan 2.7 Homsar 2.8 Pom Pom 2.9 King of Town 2.10 Poopsmith 2.11 Bubs 2.12 Coach Z 2.13 Others 2.14 Most likely to make me sick (ok not really but still) 3 Favorite Halloween Costumes 4 Other Interests 4.1 Music 4.2 Favorite Sports 5 Things that annoy me 6 Link 7 In closing

This page has been vandalized 01 times. i think. 11/9

First things First

HRWiki:Userboxes

This user uses Windows.

This user is an American.

LEFT This user is left handed.

"..." Dot dot dot.

KID This user is an old male and has completed two years of college.

This user's favorite email is animal.

This user's favorite character is Pom Pom.

This user also likes email mini-golf.

ORDER This user has no rhyme or reason to where he might put a random user box.

This user's second favorite character is Strong Bad.

This user hates Homestar. OK, Mr. Pitters is worse, but I can't find one about him.

...so i made one instead. This user hates Mr. Pitters even worse than Homestar.

shift this user often forgets about the caps lock and the shift key and types in lower case.

This user also likes The Cheat.

This user loves Experimental Film.

This user also loves email magic trick.

R This user believes that homestar runner cartoons are not for kids under college age. </div>

NC-30 and this is a legitimate rating for sitcoms and such that some college students like to watch.

AIM This user often types in instant messaging lingo b/c it makes life much easier.

This user's favorite full-length toon is Cool Things. </div>

This user can count to G!

So apparently this user's not the Poopsmith.

This user would be willing to sever his legs except for a few things that make them worth keeping.

MEH This user can speak The Cheat, but he doesn't know what any of it means.

This user can also count to purple backwards, but he doesn't want to waste that much of his life.

This user also likes Bug in Mouth Disease. </div>

YOU LOSE This user just lost the game.

This user tampered with the DNA evidence. Probably.

LP This user wears long pants.

This user is the guy. by popular vote. and he doesn't know why. nor does he like it that much.

Oh... this user should eat a pony.

Oh... this user should eat a pony.

Looks like this user's gonna have to jump!

A word of wisdom: quit bitin' my style!

First, I should say that I used to be known around here as Kevin G. Dannerson. Now I am glad to have had my name changed to this. Especially after it was originally an April Fools Joke. NI!

I first found the website about two years ago and I watched dragon and some other sbemails. Then i took a two-month hiatus and then tried to remember the three words: home, star, and runner. somehow they were right. I was watching the cartoons and i'm thinking "clearly strong bad is the main character." "oh so the one guy's name is homestar runner. why did they name the site after him?" then i found out homestar was once/still is the main character and i watched some older toons and it's like "these guys are trying to tell today's kids adults that stupid is better than smart." I've seen the page that says "homestar is stupid but it doesn't matter because he's so dang nice." Homestar is nice? I can't tell b/c of how stupid he is. I mean, i'm not disagreeing that he's nice, it just isn't as visible to me as the fact that he is stupid.

I have been watching these cartoons for about two years now. As I previously stated, the first sbemail I saw was dragon, which I think was during the 2006 summer break. The last one i saw (that is, before the newest one always got that honor) was island, sometime around sbemail 160.

In case anyone's not wondering, i can't think of a good reason to keep a standard of how old people are when they are not kids anymore.

Favorite Quotes

(in no order, and some of them are better than others)

Strong Bad

• "Oh look The Cheat, if it isn't the big fat yellow blob and Pom Pom."
• "I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an 'I approve this email' joke."
• "Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you guys. We also switched Homestar Runner's gourmet coffee with super mud." (and anything immediately following)
• "You internet types ruined Trogdor. Just like you did zombies, pirates, ninjas and Strong Bad."
• "A sbemail fan fiction (since I have plenty of time to say both syllables)."
• "Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date."
• "Do any of you have even one iota that lives down the street from a clue as to what you're talking about?"

Strong Mad

• "IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR PERRY RUNNING?"
• "CAN I KEEP IT?" "IT FOLLOWED ME HOME!"

Strong Sad

• "Loquentia, ambruglia, precipitous, saralee cheesecake, denouement..."
• "I was able to develop an anti-chicken wing. Which is actually just a bowl of Kashi...it's the culinary opposite of chicken wings."
• "This part doesn't really represent anything, i just always wanted to pour coffee on coach z."

The Cheat

• Anything directly after Strong Bad says, "Maybe chopping my head off isn't such a good idea."

Homestar

• "Pom Pom! Santa! I think I swallowed a bug!"
• "What in Pete Sampras is going on here?"
• "I can't believe you're The Cheating on me!"
• "Yeah, I'm like an octopus."
• "Now bring that beep back!"

Marzipan

• "If this is Strong Bad calling to prank call me, can you please do the one where I win the radio contest b/c that one's my favorite."
• "I'm lounging on the Lanai enjoying a wheat-grass-tini in my wheat-grass-kini."
• "I'm busy tuning my costume!"

Homsar

• "Hey Reggie! Is that rhinoceros around?"
• "Oh no! You shanked my jengaship!"

Pom Pom

• "(blows bubbles in milk)"

King of Town

• "What am I, gettin' my mega-physical?"
• "What are we doing here? Making omelets? Going to the bathroom? I'm cool with that."
• "They've stolen my Poopsmith!"
• "I play guitar apparently."
• "My name's Furious Fingers...I own 17 guitars, with a combined total of 43 necks."
• "You've got to feed and feed the hiccups until they mature into liver failure."

Poopsmith

• "(shrugs)"

Bubs

• "My chocolates! Come back chocolates! I didn't mean what I said."
• "Without a receipt, i can only exchange it for something of lesser or much lesser value."

Coach Z

• "What are ya torkin' abort?"
• "Tommy John surgery!"
• "Oh, dag! That man has just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song!"

Others

• STINKOMAN: "Hey, Sticklyman, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT are you doing?"
• STINKOMAN: "Hahahaha! Pan Pan is fat! Hahahaha! He fell on you! Hahahaha! He's a good bear."
• THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: "Why, I oughta fill you up with cat gut and call ya lunch."
• OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: "Why no! Of course that's not just the Strong Man holding a shovel!"
• SENOR CARDGAGE: "My left name is tremendous savings, Miss America."
• THE UGLY ONE: "I belong in a museum!"
• MOMKINS: "I will be at a place until a time. My cell phone number is some numbers."

Most likely to make me sick (ok not really but still)

• KING OF TOWN: "I'm in my sixties."

Favorite Halloween Costumes

(again, some are better than others)

• STRONG BAD: Homestar as Angus Young of AC/DC
• STRONG MAD: Gossamer
• STRONG SAD: David Bowie
• THE CHEAT: Izzy
• HOMESTAR: John McEnroe
• MARZIPAN: Prince
• HOMSAR: Slash of Guns & Roses
• POM POM: The Kool-Aid Man
• KING OF TOWN: Mario
• POOPSMITH: Doc (probably)
• BUBS: Apollo Creed
• COACH Z: Queen Latifah

Other Interests

It seems like most of what I do these days is sit and stare at a computer screen. Otherwise, I also enjoy other things.

Music

I can legitimately say that music is my life. I especially enjoy the sounds of the following:

some AC/DC

most Aerosmith

Beatles

most Bon Jovi

Boston

Cars

Def Leppard

most Eagles

Eddie Money

Electric Light Orchestra

Elton John

Foreigner

most Guns & Roses

Jackson Browne

Journey

Kansas

Led Zeppelin

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Pink Floyd

Queen

Rush

Styx

Tom Petty

Van Halen

Who

ZZ Top

just to name a few

and to a lesser extent

Charlie Daniels

Deep Purple

Dire Straits

Doobie Brothers

Fleetwood Mac

Heart

Hootie and the Blowfish (of course)

John Mellencamp

Marshall Tucker Band (of course)

Peter Frampton

Red Hot Chili Peppers

REO Speedwagon

Simon and Garfunkel

Steve Miller

Supertramp

.38 Special

and of course

Cool Tapes

Limozeen

and that does not necessarily mean I like or dislike the people in those bands

as you can probably tell, most of the music I listen to is older than I am.

Favorite Sports

I am also a huge sports fan. I can legitimately call myself a bracketologist. Please ask me about this or my favorite sports teams.

I will say:

Baseball:

Atlanta Braves

from the days of Mark Lemke until the absence of a strike in 2006

and I prefer college sports over pro sports

Things that annoy me

• Having to mash enter multiple times to make one show up Okay I think I might have this one figured out.
• Having my edits reverted (almost always).
  • Unnecessary time limits whilst trying to edit a page which mean that my contributions never actually show up. Whether or not what i'm editing is this wiki.
• Summer breaks
• Vandalism
• My former roommate's tv

Link

Matt answers the age-old question...

In closing

I guess that's all for me for now. Now get back in there and win me a car!

No, seriously, win me a car.

And anything on my user page is game for my talk page.

If anyone knows who i am after just this, they have got to be either related to me or one of my closest friends...just put it in my talk page if you think you do.