User:The Chort
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- This article is about the cool guy. For the character of a similar name, see The Cheat. For those other two guys who use the HRWiki, see Da Chort and DaChort. For the "The Chort" who uses the Fanstuff Wiki (not the same person as me), click here.
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Introduction
Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I decided to do a quick Google search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. A few clicks later, BAM! I was watching SBEmail #58, dragon! Later that day, I read in the FAQ that there was this secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another Google search and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! I spent a lot of time editing anonymously and it was only after I had helped create Theme Song Video Visuals that I decided to sign up as The Chort! Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!
About Me
I'm male and I'm 14 years old (that's just a little less than 15!). I live in England, which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me. When I'm not playing computer games, I spend most of my time on the Wiki hanging around the Recent Changes page, where I check out all the edits and if necessary, DESTROYING the crap ones. I also vote on STUFF and frequently update this page with crap to tempt you into visiting again, thus boosting the number of page views to entertain you.
To do list
- Grow Beard
- Become blackbelt at Taekwondo (currently on White)
- Discover secret to world peace (Twinkies?)
- Spend more time on the Wiki
- Think of more witty put-downs to say when reverting trolls
- Think of more things to add to list
Favourite...
Top 5 Strong Bad Emails
- for kids: "Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box!! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!"
- dragon: "And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!"
- 2 years: "I don't like food anymore!"
- rampage: "The quill! The page! Ly-ric, ram-page! Umm... Word up?"
- dangeresque 3: "The pipes are broken!"
Marzipan's Answering Machine
Version 12.2: "You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake (etc)"
Teen Girl Squad
Issue 9: "BFF carved in a tree, That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!"
Big Toon
A Folky Tale: "That kind of thing might work on Coach X, or Coach Y, but you're dealing with Coach dang Z!"
Powered By The Cheat
mile: "Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"
Puppet Stuff
Homestar vs. Little Girl: "Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, my eyes!"
Holiday Toon(s)
Decemberween In July: "Greta is feeding the mouse bug spray. When will he be done for?"
20X6/1936
Under Construction: "Hey, Stickly Man. WHAAAAAAT are you doing?"
20X6 vs. 1936: "Well, folks, you know what that means. Now I'll do a dance."
Main Page
Main Page 11: "Today's forecast is total crap!"
Easter Egg
kids' book, "book": "The Homestar Runner and Pom-Pom lifted a comode."
The Gallery of Stupid Pictures
