User:Stinkoblade

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Hi, I'm Stinkoblade. I like the Homestar Runner Wiki and Homestar Runner.com quite a bit, spending several hours of one week in either/or/both. I often do homework to the styles of sbemail. Actually, it isn't as much as I used to, seeing everything on H*R at least 3 times makes it kinda unfun to do now, plus I play Maple Story.

Behold the mighty Stinkoblade! Errrr, well really just a big knife.

I have favorite characters among the universe, some of which might apply to everyone. They are:
Homsar, Strong Bad, Graw Mad, The Chort, Coach Z

There are also things I wish TBC had been more detailed with. I've sent an e-mail to SB once about these things (in the same one), the geography of Free Country USA and The Thnikkaman. If they ever answer it, I'll let you guys know. On a different note, I shortened to being just The Thnikkaman on 5/6/2007, in the hopes that an easier question would get a response. On 11/9/2007, I asked Strong Bad about saving Homestar from the Horrible Painting, it probably will not get answered.....and I found the drafts of my other 2 e-mails as well. Turns out Yahoo saves them automatically, go figure.

Personal Stuff

I live in Hudson, North Carolina (a black hole of cultural un-diversity), and am attending college as a freshman. My real name is Josh and I am 18. My interests span the entire cosmos, from cooking to ancient mythology, with a deep and unbridled dislike of all things athletic. Despite that last tidbit, I can approach all subjects without intentional bias, giving good (or at least interesting if I can't help) advice based on my science/psychology background. You'd be surprised what you can do with a few years of intensive study. I will be majoring in All Grades Science Education (except college level) w/ a double-minor in Psychology and Spanish as a second language. The greatest moments for me are moments of inspiration, regardless of when or how it happens. I write almost as much as I read, having time for neither during hardcore school weeks. I edit when I can, but all of you beat me to it. I have not created any pages outside of my user page. And for anybody interested that sees this page, I play Maple Story. My character's name is InfamousDS and my guild is called EvilHeroez (I only did the "z" so people would join, I wanted an "s" at the end). We have full members right now, so please don't ask to join. I play in Mardia-ch18 most of the time. You can look me up, but I will most likely ignore you until you mention H*R Wiki.

The History of the Name

ME: It all started...
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ME: ...and that's when I...
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ME: I had finally found something worthy of joining, GameFAQs.com, and I needed a name that defined me. I chose the words Dark and Samurai to be the template for any and all applications thereafter. They fit me because, as I said earlier, I have a morbid sense of humor and have chosen to live in the style of Bushido. I decided I needed e-mail to go with this new freedom, so I ran to...
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ME: ...and I was so sad. That was when I discovered Homestarrunner.com, through my cousin showing me the sbemail 'dragon'. I thought it was the greatest thing I had ever seen, but I still lacked a home computer of my own. So I forgot. It took 2 years for me to get my own computer, but I didn't remember Homestar, so I guess I just wasted your time. It took another 2 years for me to find it, and it was because of the same cousin. I think 'Cool Things' was a few weeks old at the time, it was at the top of the New Stuff list. Another 6 months(or more) went by and I was at early March of 2007. I watched every sbemail and toon, which took 2 weeks, and then I started randoming on The Lappy. I watched the sbemail 'coloring' and was extremely confused by pressed bunson, so i googled it and found The Wiki. All that was about 4 days of random and 15 minutes of google. I read through EVERY SINGLE SBEMAIL before I joined. If you are trying to keep track, that was May 4th that I finished. I had sent an e-mail to Strong Bad on the 30th of March, and to initiate my joining the Wiki on the 6th I sent one under my new surname. Hmm? What was that? I'm rambling? Whatever, man. you just interrupted me. Now...where was I...? Oh! Right, the birth of my surname. Well, I knew that Dark and all his aliases would be inappropriate for a site about happy good times. In that state of mind, I chose close similarities from within the universe. I chose Stinkoman because he good-heartedly insults everyone around him, much to their not being offended (Dark). And I chose The Big Knife to represent my warrior within, if you will (Samurai). That about covers it, thanks for purch-...
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Strong Bad E-mail Unanswered

This section is just here to make my userpage more cluttered until I do something productive for the wiki, these are my 3 drafts so far that I sent to Strong Bad.

4/9/2007

Dear Reason for the Internet to continue to exist despite the Apocalypse(a.k.a. Strong Bad),
Could you host a tour of Free Country, USA Strong Bad-style? I know that you can because you used to host tours of Strong Badia. If 
you do not want to do that, could you tell us about the Thnikkaman? You seem to look up to him.
With respect,
Josh from Hudson, North Carolina

5/6/2007

Dear Strong Bad,
I was wondering how much you know about the Thnikkaman. If you do not know very much about him, you should have him on "Strong 
Bad-Type Interview Progrum", so he can give some to everybody. A superhero would make ratings SOAR!
Sincerely,
Stinkoblade, or if you hate that, Josh

11/9/2007

Dear Strong Bad,
I don't want you to get the jibblies, but did Homestar ever get out of that Horrible Painting? You are made awesome by the way you   
constantly triumph over Homestar and that isn't possible if he is stuck inside that Horrible Painting.......so sinister......
With Hope that you don't get the jibblies,
Josh from Hudson, NC

Chances are that these will never be seen on the wiki except for here, my family is kind unlucky when it comes to being picked for anything worthwhile.