Editing User:Salty

=Me=
Hey there, every peoples. I am Salty, AKA Lappy 486. I'm 13 and a half and live in San Antonio, Texas, USA. I've been a Homestar Runner fan since December 24, 2004, and have seen everything on the site and then some. I've been a wiki fan since like April of this year 2005. The H*R Wiki is awexome, along with H*R. These are my two favorite wedsites.

=Ok More Ya=
I make references to Homestar Runner every day. I constantly say Jorb and stuff, and more stuff I can't remember but I do say them. Just all the times. Even in that paragraph up there. So yeah. 

I have a Trogdor T-Shirt a Homestar Lite shirt, the first set of figurines, and my sister has Homestar Running, a Lil' Brudder shirt, and the second set of figurines.. I go here and there every day.

=My Stuff I did/do=
*I do lotsa [[HRWiki:Wiki Gnome|Gnoming]], you know, fixing errors and adding little facts and crap.
*I vote on the [[STUFF]] page all the time, for almost every fact that gets STUFF'd. 
*I'm on the [[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|Recent Changes Patrol]].
*I did all of the image descriptions on the [[Original Book]] and [[Where My Hat Is At?]]
*I am on the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Wecloming Committee]], and have weclomed '''8''' new  users.
*I inspired the [[Diapers]] page.
*I've done a lot on the [[Teen Girl Squad]] pages, especially [[Teen Girl Squad Locations]] and some on [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters]].
*I like giving sbemails and toons new images, for like, refurbishing, you know? Just to refresh it with a different screenshot.

=Fave Stuff Yeah=
===Fave Character=== My favorite character? I have no clue. Maybe [[The Cheat]], maybe [[Strong Bad]], maybe [[Trogdor]], [[Stinkoman]] is awexome, everything is awesome.

===Fave Toon=== I honestly couldn't say. My two favorite Sbemails are probably the first two I ever saw and have two of my favorite characters, [[dragon]] and [[japanese cartoon]]. I like [[Fall Float Parade]], because Coach Z is awexome in that one. [[rock opera|Rock opera]], is another good one. I dunno.

===Fave Quotes=== 
*"You say tomater, I zader matermorts." &mdash;Coach Z, Fall Float Parade 
*"It's the PamPam b'loon!" &mdash;Coach Z, Fall Float Parade
*"Todaybor Day is Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day is Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day is Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day is a Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day! Labor Day! Daybor Day! Labor Day! Come on everybody it's Labor Day! Come on everybody it's a Daybor Day! " &mdash;Homestar, Labor Day
*"DOOOUUUBLLE DEEEEUUUUUCCE!!!!" &mdash;Stinkoman, in like whatever. 
*"AaAah. RaAaAaAah. AaAaAaAaAaah! RaAaAh. Raaerr." &mdash;Homsar, Marzipan's Answering Machine 7
*"Kiss the butt." &mdash; Grape-Nuts Robot,Marzipan's Answering Machine 8
*"So, to claim your prize, just blindfold yourself and walk out on the front stow-oop, o-or stoop. and get ready to receive your free million (punches-in-the-face). Don't delay! Get outside right now! I'm waiting in the bushes!" &mdash;Strong Bad, Marzi's Machine 8
*"Hi there, Belindas!" &mdash;Senor Cardgage, Senor Mortgage
*"You must be girls." &mdash;No "I" In Team Boy, Teen Girl Squad 2
*"Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh! No." &mdash;Cheerleader, Teen Girl Squad 8

=Talk to Me!=
Go to my [[User:Salty/talk|talk]] page. Now. Also, sign my guestbook if you feel like it. Or else. Leave a message, suggestions, whatever.

===Guestbook===

#I love a salty boy!! -signed salty momma
#{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}} You sign mine, I sign yours.-28, Nov. 2005
#&mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 00:43, 30 November 2005 (UTC)
#{{User:Kookykman/sig}} Gotta love community interaction. Back to recent changes with me, then... 00:46, 30 November 2005 (UTC)
#{{User:Bubsty/sig}} Man, suddenly every other user has a guestbook. And they're all people who signed mine. :-).
#--{{User:Benol/sig}} 00:49, 30 November 2005 (UTC)HIYA!!!!
#--{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 04:26, 2 December 2005 (UTC) ''{grumble grumble}'' guestbook ''{grumble grumble}'' user fad ''{grumble grumble}''
#[[Image:homsar_small.PNG]][[Image:The-cheat-small.png]]<span style="color: #ff4500;">Homsarroks</span>[[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Homsarroks]][[Image:homestar_openmouth.gif]] 20:16, 2 December 2005(UTC) Nice sig.
#--{{User:djm1791/sig2}}
#{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 19:07, 4 December 2005 (UTC) Look at '''ALL''' the guestbooks...
#--[[User:Stux|Stux]] 19:29, 4 December 2005 (UTC)
#[[User:Jibney|Stinkoman]]-is this page asking for A CHALLENGE??????????
#{{User:The Chort/sig}} 17:03, 11 December 2005 (UTC) My autograph? Sure!
#{{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 19:59, 11 December 2005 (UTC) Go Spurs Go! 
#{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 21:59, 11 December 2005 (UTC) Guestbook'd!
#{{User:Trey56/sig}} 06:52, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
#{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:22, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
#{{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 12:14, 16 December 2005 (UTC) Something witty!
#{{User:Almo/sig}} 12:10, 16 December 2005 (UTC) A great big "Haldo!" from me to you.
#{{User:The thing/sig}} 11:28, 18 December 2005 (UTC) Hello!!!!!!!
#{{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 22:39, 20 December 2005 (UTC) &mdash; Hey look, I signed another guestbook!  Woohoo!
#--{{User:The 386/sig}} 17:01, 21 December 2005 (UTC) I don't care how much I have or what I'm doing. I am signing this.
#{{User:Nckinfn04/sig}} 21:56, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
#{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}} 17:26, 26 December 2005 (UTC)
#{{User:Kilroy/sig}} 23:29, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
#[[User:SparkPlug|SparkPlug]] 23:29, 3 January 2006 (UTC)  W00t!
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 =Me=
-==General Me==
+Hey there, every peoples. I am Salty, AKA Lappy 486. I'm 13 and a half and live in San Antonio, Texas, USA. I've been a Homestar Runner fan since December 24, 2004, and have seen everything on the site and then some. I've been a wiki fan since like April of this year 2005. The H*R Wiki is awexome, along with H*R. These are my two favorite wedsites.
-Hey there, kids. I'm Salty. I'm 18 and live in San Antonio, Texas, USA. I will only reveal my real name if I am threatened or forced to.
-==My H*R Experience==
+=Ok More Ya=
-I've been a Homestar Runner fan since December 24, 2004, and have seen everything on the site and then some. My cousin came over for Christmas Eve and he showed it to me. The first things he showed me were japanese cartoon, dragon, Teen Girl Squad, and Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon, probably not in that order.
+I make references to Homestar Runner every day. I constantly say Jorb and stuff, and more stuff I can't remember but I do say them. Just all the times. Even in that paragraph up there. So yeah.
-==My Wiki Experience==
-I've been a wiki fan since like April of 2005. I was on a forum talking about Homestar, and someone posted a link to the wiki. Of course, I thought it was the greatest thing in the world. I'd known about the Wikipedia, but an entire wiki dedicated to delivering every transcript, Easter egg, item, and character, no matter how minor, to the lucky fans who managed to find there way to the spectacular site known as the Homestar Runner Wiki? Yeah, and entire wiki dedicated to delivering every transcript, Easter egg, item, and character, no matter how minor, to the lucky fans who managed to find there way to the spectacular site known as the Homestar Runner Wiki. It's too good to be true. After a period of time which is totally a mystery, I created an account under the name of "Lappy 486", only using it to vote on STUFF'd facts, and occasionally make a minor edit to a page. It wasn't until November of that year that I changed my name, began to get active, interacted with other members, and really started to contribute to the site.
-I have a Trogdor T-Shirt, a Homestar Lite shirt, and all the figurines.
+I have a Trogdor T-Shirt a Homestar Lite shirt, the first set of figurines, and my sister has Homestar Running, a Lil' Brudder shirt, and the second set of figurines.. I go here and there every day.
-==Origin of "Salty"==
+=My Stuff I did/do=
-How'd I get my name, you ask? Well, it all started one day when my mom made me buy this shirt that said "SALTY" in big letters because it was on sale. When I wore it to school, all the kids started making fun of me and calling me Salty. When I wore it to my cousin's house (the same cousin who turned me on to Homestar Runner) some of his friends came over, and when they asked me what my name was, I simply replied "....Salty."
+*I do lotsa [[HRWiki:Wiki Gnome|Gnoming]], you know, fixing errors and adding little facts and crap.
-[[Image:defender_of_the_wiki.jpg|thumb|I earned a jpg image once]]
+*I vote on the [[STUFF]] page all the time, for almost every fact that gets STUFF'd.
-=My Stuff I did/do=
+*I'm on the [[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|Recent Changes Patrol]].
-*I do lotsa Gnoming, you know, fixing errors and adding little facts and crap.
+*I did all of the image descriptions on the [[Original Book]] and [[Where My Hat Is At?]]
-*I vote on the STUFF page all the time, for almost every fact that gets STUFF'd.
+*I am on the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Wecloming Committee]], and have weclomed '''8''' new  users.
-*I'm on the Recent Changes Patrol.
+*I inspired the [[Diapers]] page.
-*I did all of the image descriptions on the Original Book and Where My Hat Is At.
+*I've done a lot on the [[Teen Girl Squad]] pages, especially [[Teen Girl Squad Locations]] and some on [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters]].
-*I '''was''' on the Wecloming Committee, and have probably weclomed about '''263''' new  users.
+*I like giving sbemails and toons new images, for like, refurbishing, you know? Just to refresh it with a different screenshot.
-*I inspired the Diapers page.
-*I've done a lot on the Teen Girl Squad pages, especially Teen Girl Squad Locations and some on Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters.
-*I did everything involving the Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket except two things.
-*I created Thyme, Scarfgirl, narrator, and technically I created Ham.
-=Favorites=
+=Fave Stuff Yeah=
-==Favorite H*R Stuff==
+===Fave Character=== My favorite character? I have no clue. Maybe [[The Cheat]], maybe [[Strong Bad]], maybe [[Trogdor]], [[Stinkoman]] is awexome, everything is awesome.
-===Favorite Characters===
-*The Cheat
-*Strong Bad
-*Trogdor
-*Stinkoman
-*Homsar
-*Senor Cardgage
-*Marshie
-===Favorite Toons===
+===Fave Toon=== I honestly couldn't say. My two favorite Sbemails are probably the first two I ever saw and have two of my favorite characters, [[dragon]] and [[japanese cartoon]]. I like [[Fall Float Parade]], because Coach Z is awexome in that one. [[rock opera|Rock opera]], is another good one. I dunno.
-*dragon
-*japanese cartoon
-*narrator
-*Fall Float Parade
-*Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer
-*Experimental Film
-*Commandos in the Classroom
-*Senor Mortgage
-*Happy Trogday
-*Senorial Day
-*Marzipan's Answering Machine 12
-===Favorite Quotes===
+===Fave Quotes===
-*We're also currently a-peeling POTATOES! &mdash;Strong Bad, pet show
+*"You say tomater, I zader matermorts." &mdash;Coach Z, Fall Float Parade
-*"BUT COACH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND." &mdash;Homestar, Yello Dello
+*"It's the PamPam b'loon!" &mdash;Coach Z, Fall Float Parade
+*"Todaybor Day is Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day is Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day is Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day is a Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day! Labor Day! Daybor Day! Labor Day! Come on everybody it's Labor Day! Come on everybody it's a Daybor Day! " &mdash;Homestar, Labor Day
+*"DOOOUUUBLLE DEEEEUUUUUCCE!!!!" &mdash;Stinkoman, in like whatever.
 *"AaAah. RaAaAaAah. AaAaAaAaAaah! RaAaAh. Raaerr." &mdash;Homsar, Marzipan's Answering Machine 7
-*"Old ladies SUCK!" &mdash;Blue Laser, Shopping for Danger
+*"Kiss the butt." &mdash; Grape-Nuts Robot,Marzipan's Answering Machine 8
-*"So, to claim your prize, just blindfold yourself and walk out on the front stow-oop, o-or stoop. and get ready to receive your free million (punches-in-the-face). Don't delay! Get outside right now! I'm waiting in the bushes!" &mdash;Strong Bad, Marzipan's Answering  Machine 8
+*"So, to claim your prize, just blindfold yourself and walk out on the front stow-oop, o-or stoop. and get ready to receive your free million (punches-in-the-face). Don't delay! Get outside right now! I'm waiting in the bushes!" &mdash;Strong Bad, Marzi's Machine 8
 *"Hi there, Belindas!" &mdash;Senor Cardgage, Senor Mortgage
 *"You must be girls." &mdash;No "I" In Team Boy, Teen Girl Squad 2
 *"Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh! No." &mdash;Cheerleader, Teen Girl Squad 8
-*"So yes, Jimmy-Jimmy, there have been p's h-ing the C. B. d. l. t. f. s. y. f. o. y. o. He can be the Grand Marshall." &mdash;PBTC Strong Bad, mile
-*"Who’s got the money?!?" &mdash;Strong Bad with chorus in candy product
-*"Dang, Pom Pom, you see that golbol? That's a nice golbol." &mdash; Homestar, Strongest Man in the World
-===Favorite Scenes and Visuals===
+=Talk to Me!=
-*In Shopping for Danger when the commandos break into Price Style, Silent Rip falls in in the background.
+Go to my [[User:Salty/talk|talk]] page. Now. Also, sign my guestbook if you feel like it. Or else. Leave a message, suggestions, whatever.
-*In New Boots, when Strong Bad gives The Cheat his picnic plate, it goes a-like "ding!" and Strong Bad smiles.
-*Also in New Boots, The Cheat pours hot soup in Homestar's eyes, then dances on his face with crazy music in the background.
-*The scene with the Horrible Painting in bottom 10.
-*The dance contest in replacement, especially Homestar's part.
-*<s>The Trogdor song in dragon.</s> Scratch that, the song in Happy Trogday.
-*The way Homestar randomly falls in the death trap in Cool Things.
-*The way Strong Bad looks at the viewer in lackey. Also the way the camera follows Doreauxgard when he is being created, and the way puppet Homestar laughs in the Easter egg.
-*The "Todaybor Day" song at the end of Labor Day.
-*The way Homestar bites the music stand at the end of Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities.
-==Miscellaneous Favorites==
+===Guestbook===
-===Favorite Movies===
-*Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
-*Pulp Fiction
-*Kill Bill
-*Reservoir Dogs
-*The Dark Knight
-*The Princess Bride
-*Ferris Bueller's Day Off
-*The Breakfast Club
-*Airplane!
-===Favorite Foods===
+#I love a salty boy!! -signed salty momma
-*Avocados
+#{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}} You sign mine, I sign yours.-28, Nov. 2005
-*Pizza Rolls
+#&mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 00:43, 30 November 2005 (UTC)
-*Lasagna
+#{{User:Kookykman/sig}} Gotta love community interaction. Back to recent changes with me, then... 00:46, 30 November 2005 (UTC)
-*Steak
+#{{User:Bubsty/sig}} Man, suddenly every other user has a guestbook. And they're all people who signed mine. :-).
-*Shrimp
+#--{{User:Benol/sig}} 00:49, 30 November 2005 (UTC)HIYA!!!!
-*Crawfish
+#--{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 04:26, 2 December 2005 (UTC) ''{grumble grumble}'' guestbook ''{grumble grumble}'' user fad ''{grumble grumble}''
-*Cheeseburgers
+#[[Image:homsar_small.PNG]][[Image:The-cheat-small.png]]<span style="color: #ff4500;">Homsarroks</span>[[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Homsarroks]][[Image:homestar_openmouth.gif]] 20:16, 2 December 2005(UTC) Nice sig.
-*<s>Childrens</s> I mean, uh, Chickens.... fried chicken....
+#--{{User:djm1791/sig2}}
-*Tacos (and not those Taco Bell crispy ones, the American rip off kind, I mean the ''real'' kind)
+#{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 19:07, 4 December 2005 (UTC) Look at '''ALL''' the guestbooks...
+#--[[User:Stux|Stux]] 19:29, 4 December 2005 (UTC)
-===Favorite Bands===
+#[[User:Jibney|Stinkoman]]-is this page asking for A CHALLENGE??????????
-*Muse
+#{{User:The Chort/sig}} 17:03, 11 December 2005 (UTC) My autograph? Sure!
-*Radiohead
+#{{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 19:59, 11 December 2005 (UTC) Go Spurs Go!
-*Rage Against the Machine
+#{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 21:59, 11 December 2005 (UTC) Guestbook'd!
-*The Faint
+#{{User:Trey56/sig}} 06:52, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
-*Placebo
+#{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:22, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
-*System of a Down
+#{{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 12:14, 16 December 2005 (UTC) Something witty!
-*VNV Nation
+#{{User:Almo/sig}} 12:10, 16 December 2005 (UTC) A great big "Haldo!" from me to you.
-*Depeche Mode
+#{{User:The thing/sig}} 11:28, 18 December 2005 (UTC) Hello!!!!!!!
+#{{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 22:39, 20 December 2005 (UTC) &mdash; Hey look, I signed another guestbook!  Woohoo!
+#--{{User:The 386/sig}} 17:01, 21 December 2005 (UTC) I don't care how much I have or what I'm doing. I am signing this.
-If you see any type of mistake on my page (unlikely) or have some type of problem with me (doubt it) or want to honor me with some award (yes) please do so on the webpage that is [[User talk:Salty|my talk page]]!
+#{{User:Nckinfn04/sig}} 21:56, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
+#{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}} 17:26, 26 December 2005 (UTC)
+#{{User:Kilroy/sig}} 23:29, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
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+#[[User:SparkPlug|SparkPlug]] 23:29, 3 January 2006 (UTC)  W00t!
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