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Hello there. I'm a 19-year-old guy from Australia. You can also find me on Youtube, under the same username, and on Wikipedia under the name "Jc iindyysgvxc".
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Strong Bad finally answers his 206th email, and mostly gets emails about things that annoy him. Or rather, things that annoy ''me''.
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==My history with Homestar Runner==
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==Transcript==
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'''October 2006:''' Saw an image of a [[wrestleman]] used humorously on several tiny Wikipedias.
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''{The lights are off. Strong Bad turns them on, walks into the room, and blows the dust off his computer.}''
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'''November 2006:''' After a period of curiosity, searched and found out exactly who the wrestleman was: [[Strong Bad]]. I also found out that he was from a web cartoon called Homestar Runner. Though I did check out H*R for a little bit (if I remember correctly), I didn't actually watch anything on it.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, Compé, we meet again.
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'''March 2007:''' Did a Google search for something about text adventures. One of the results was a forum in which one of the posts contained a link to the Strong Bad Email "[[video games]]". I clicked the link to watch that email, and I finally got hooked on H*R.
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'''STRONG MAD:''' WAY TO GO!
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'''April 2007:''' Discovered the Homestar Runner Wiki.
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''{The Compé refuses to run after being abandoned for a long time. To make a long story short, Strong Bad gets a new computer.}''
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'''April-May 2007:''' Watched every Sbemail on the site released up to that point.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{types "strongbad_email.exe"}'' Oh, checking my email after 3 1/2 years... just like a floppy disk...
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'''May 2007:''' First edited the Wiki as an Anonny. Over the next couple of months, I used several IPs to edit, [[User talk:202.76.162.34|this one]] being one of them.
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<blockquote class="email" style="border: 4px solid #999">STRONG BAD!<br/>
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Y U NO ANSWER EMAILS ANYMORE?!?<br/>
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-EVAN</blockquote>
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'''May-November 2007:''' Watched some of the rest of the toons of the site. I also watched each email from [[underlings]] to [[business trip]] as soon as they were released.
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''{Strong Bad yells to reflect the email being written in all-caps, and pronounces "Y U" as "ee ooh"}''
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'''November 2007:''' Lost interest in H*R.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' How about you write in a full sentence? I'm just going to have your email... DELETED!!
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'''August 2009:''' Regained interest after nearly two years.
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<blockquote class="compy email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">DELETED!!</blockquote>
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'''September 2009:''' Joined the Wiki under the name "RickTommy" (though I started off with "Jc iindyysgvxc", my Wikimedia name).
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, next email!
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'''January-February 2010:''' Watched every single toon on the site for the first time.
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<blockquote class="email" style="border: 4px solid #999">Hey Strong Bad.<br/>
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What is your opinion on those blokes who praise Melee for being<br/>
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"competitive" and bash Brawl for being the opposite?<br/>
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-Scoliperdier</blockquote>
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'''February 2010:''' Started writing French subtitles for toons.
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''{says "competitive" in a sarcastic voice, while making what looks like an irony gesture with his boxing gloves}''
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'''April 2010:''' Joined the HRWiki Forum.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, Scotty Patty, I have this to say to those Melee fanboys: SHUT UP. Forget your stupid "wavedashing" and "no items, Fox only, Final Destination" and all of that other tournament nonsense. Play the REAL game. Y'know, with basic techniques, all items, all characters, and all stages. As for Brawl, it may be one of those new-fangled games, but it's a good accompaniment to my point-and-click-'em-up adventure! I don't want no more guys bashing it for that reason! Next!
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'''May-December 2010:''' Despite being an active Wiki user, rarely watched any H*R toons due to the hiatus and the fact that I had already watched them all. That changed, however, once [[A Decemberween Mackerel]] was released.
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<blockquote class="email" style="border: 4px solid #999">He saw loads of Shadowbugs being dropped from the Halberd as they formed into Primids. The swordsman brandished his sword as the dinosaur walked over to him sleepily. "Yoshi?"
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'''January 2011:''' Used the HRWiki IRC channel for the first time.
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"Primids, Yoshi. Prepare yourself." Link replied as Yoshi stared at the Primids. The two charged at the Primids as Yoshi turned into a giant egg and rolled ahead, barreling through the Primids. Link threw a boomerang that created a small tornado as it spun, hitting the Primids and dragging the survivors towards Link who finished them off with his sword. The two kept walking as they were then ambushed by more Primids and black shadows appeared, Armored Knight Heartless joining the fight. "The Heartless are here as well?"
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'''May 2011:''' Got my first item from the [[Store]].
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"You know it." A voice said as Link turned and saw a boy a bit younger than him with messy black hair, light green eyes wearing a black shirt with a dark grey jacket with black stripes on the sleeves going from the shoulders to the wrists, dark grey jeans, black sneakers, wileding a strange sword that looked mechanical as the boy slashed at a Primid. "Long time no see, Link."
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'''June-September 2011:''' Lost activity on the HRWiki, but eventually regained it. However, my activity now waxes and wanes.
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"I could say the same for you, Louis." Link replied as Yoshi said. "Yoshi?"
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"Yes, he is a friend of mine and an Interference as well." Link answered as the three defeated the Primids and Heartless. Louis then asked. "Let me guess, the Halberd, right?"
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{{userboxtop}}
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Link nodded. "Yes but the Minister had been defeated already. There's much we don't know."
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{{userbox|border=purple|mainbkgd=green|codebkgd=white|code=ENWIKI|msg=This user is also on [[Wikipedia:User:Jc iindyysgvxc|Wikipedia]].}}
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"Yoshi, yoshi." Yoshi said as Link nodded. "You're right, we should follow the Halberd." The three then resumed walking, running into puppet like Primids hanging on piano strings known as Puppits as Louis' sword opened up and launched an X shaped pinwheel from it, cutting the strings of the Puppits. They also ran into a Bucculus as Yoshi sutck his tongue out, grabbing the Primid and swallowing it then laid an egg which he threw at a normal Primid. The three jumped up the trees that were in their way as they kept walking and were ambushed again by Boom Primids and Puppits along with Crescendo and Morning Star Heartless. They resumed walking after defeating the enemies, reaching tree branches that had loads on vines, enough to walk on.
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{{userbox|border=purple|mainbkgd=green|codebkgd=white|code=YT|msg=This user is also on [http://www.youtube.com/user/RickTommy Youtube].}}
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The three jumped onto the hard vines and kept walking, defeating pink, mechanical like Primids known as Trowlons. They also fought against Auroros, normal Primids, Air Pirate and Minute Bomb Heartless. The three soon reached a cliff and jumped on spring trampolines up the cliff. After landing, they jumped onto the tree branches, climbing down to the ground then reached more branches with two smaller branches as Louis noticed two people fighting against two Tickens, two Puppits, three Luna Bandits and a Large Body Heartless. One was a boy around his age with bluish, black, spiked hair, sky blue eyes, wearing a tan T-shirt, and black pants, a red cape on his back, held in place by a lionlike crest on the right side and lack shoes. On the boy's right hand, a blue crystal has been embedded in the back wielding two blades infused</blockquote>
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''{only reads up to "Prepare yourself", and is angry by then}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahem. ''Yoshi can so talk!'' Haven't you heard of, "They told me that I might see you if I waited here, but I'd just about given up hope!"? Or, "I am the kindest one ever, so the Kindness Star Stamp belongs to me!"? And why did you email me all of that anyway? DELETED!!
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<blockquote class="compy email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">DELETED!!</blockquote>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What's next?
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<blockquote class="email" style="border: 4px solid #999">From behind him, there was a sleepy yawn. Bowser whirled to glare at the newcomer: Yoshi.<br/> The green dinosaur, half-awake and oblivious to the tantrum, shuffled into the room to join the crowd.<br/> "That doesn't sound like a shrimp screaming," he mumbled.<br/>"No, no, you muddle-headed frog!" snapped another voice.</blockquote>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Now that's more like it! I'll be sure to read the rest of this fan fiction once I've dealt with all these emails that have been waiting for me. Next!
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<blockquote class="email" style="border: 4px solid #999">Twitter is a stupid site! Don't you think<br/>Twitter is a stupid site? I think it's a stupid site!<br/>-Aaron S.</blockquote>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You're darn right it's a stupid site, Aaron! People using it with no productive purpose... whatever happened to, well, not Twitter? And the fact that it has started to screw up so many sites? And the fact that it has brainwashed everyone? People have become zombies from using Twitter! Good riddance to that pointless site, I say! Next email!
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<blockquote class="email" style="border: 4px solid #999">yo Strong Bad!<br/>do you support Mario/Peach, Luigi/Daisy,<br/> and Yoshi/Birdo? <br/>-mariofanatic</blockquote>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{not typed. quietly}'' Another email that mentions Yoshi! ''{typed, normal voice}'' Yes, I do! I support all three of them! They're the most logical Nintendo couples, and I hope we'll be seeing more of them, in fan fiction and in the games! Stupid fan fiction that pairs them with seemingly random characters... not to mention people who think Birdo is a [[Cross-dressing|cross-dresser]]... OKAY! NEXT EMAIL!
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<blockquote class="email" style="border: 4px solid #999">LOOK AT THAT UP-SMASH! WHERE YOU AT?!?<br/>
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HAPPY FEET! WOMBO COMBO!<br/>
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THAT AIN'T FALCO! GET YO' @$$ WHOOPED!<br/>
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-MANGOWAFFLES</blockquote>
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{{userbox|border=red|mainbkgd=yellow|codebkg=white|code=ASPIE|msg=This user has Asperger's Syndrome.}}
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''{reads it in a mock-excited voice}''
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{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#CCFFCC | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Strong Bad T-Shirt.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt sb strongbadia ruler|Strong Bad T-shirt]]'''.}}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, another Melee fanboy. I know ''just'' what to do with you...
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''{He slowly raises his fists, saying "Ahh...ahh..." as the screen camera dims and suspenseful music plays. After 15 seconds, he suddenly drops his fists onto the keyboard, and screams,}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' <span style= "font-size: 90px">DELETED!!!!!!!!</span>
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<blockquote class="compy email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">DELETED!!</blockquote>
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''{This is heard all over Free Country, USA, as the following quick shots show: Homestar Runner in his house; Marzipan in her house; Strong Mad, Strong Sad, and The Cheat in the middle of the field; Coach Z in his locker room; Bubs in his concession stand; Pom Pom in Club Technocholate; The King of Town and the Poopsmith in the King's castle; Homsar in the Gymnasium; and Senor Cardgage at his shrub. They all show looks of surprise.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I lied, Josh. ''That'' was the hardest email I ever deleted.
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<blockquote class="email" style="border: 4px solid #999">Strong Bad,<br/>
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What is your opinion on digital distribution?<br/>
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Brad</blockquote>
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{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99CCFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Everything Else 2.PNG|43px]] | msg=This user owns '''[[Everything Else, Volume 2]]'''.}}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I think it's stupid. For the big-name games, at least. For games like my adventure, it's okay, but for the big games? NO WAY, MAN!  A physical copy of a game has better value than a digital copy, I say! Digital distribution, I hope you stop! Okay, next!
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{{userbox | border=#000000 | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#99CCFF | codebkgd=#FFFFFF | codecolor=#FFFFFF | code=[[Image:Everything Else Volume 3 Store.png|43px]] | msg=This user owns '''[[Everything Else, Volume 3]]'''.}}
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<blockquote class="email" style="border: 4px solid #999">Oy, Strong Bad<br/>
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Do you think old games should be remade, or do you think they should<br/>
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remain old?<br/>
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Davin O.</blockquote>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No questions asked, Davin, they should remain old. Stupid HD and the return of people we thought we'd never hear from again...
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<blockquote class="email" style="border: 4px solid #999">Strong Bad!<br/>
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What is your opinion on Internet memes? I think they SUCK!<br/>
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-DecidedlyNormalGuy</blockquote>
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{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=red | codebkgd=white | code=[[Image:StrongBadiaTheFreeIcon.png|45px]] | msg= This user got '''Maximum Awesomeness''' in [[Strong Badia the Free]] ''(not counting Uber-Pope)''.}}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You're decidedly normal, all right. As for Internet memes, just like you, I hate them for ruining a lot of games, and for corrupting peoples' minds by making their English wrong! Not to mention they're overused!
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<blockquote class="email" style="border: 4px solid #999">Strong Bad<br/>
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i'm making an Iphone/Android app of your cartoons<br/>
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steven</blockquote>
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''{reads in a monotone to reflect the lack of punctuation}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No WAY are you profiting off my cartoons! Especially with those retarded smartphone thingies that have been a hip trend lately! So you can forget it, 'cause your email is going to be... DELETED!!
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<blockquote class="compy email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">DELETED!!</blockquote>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! I haven't deleted this may emails since forever!
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<blockquote class="email" style="border: 4px solid #999">Why hello, Strong Bad!<br/>
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What is your opinion on people who make retarded jokes about<br/>
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media that don't deserve to have such jokes made about them?<br/>
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-SnakeMan</blockquote>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No questions asked, Snake, I think they're dumb! I make jokes about media all the time, but at least they're child-friendly, the same level as the media in question! Not unlike the retarded jokes that go well into adult territory! Anyway, NEXT!!
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==Pages I've created==
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<blockquote class="email" style="border: 4px solid #999">Hey there Strong Bad<br/>
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What do you think of retarded misspellings?<br/>
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Peter Scabbigrew</blockquote>
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*[[Translation Subtitles]]
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I went over this that other time I answered many emails, Scabman. They're dumb and they make you look unintelligent. Oh, and by the way... DELETED!!
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*[[Flag Day Visuals]]
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*[[Irregular Back Links]]
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*[[Indian Food]]
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*[[Sierra]]
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*[[Xeriouxly Forxe Visuals]]
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*[[I'm Sad That...]]
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*[[3D Realms]]
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*[[Irregular Strong Bad Email URLs]]
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*[[Scandinavia]]
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*[[HRWiki:Skins]]
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*[[Coach Z's Problems]]
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*[[Coca-Cola]]
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*[[X later]]
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*[[Homestar Runner Smiling]]
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*[[James Bond]]
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*[[Snow Cones]]
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*[[Twitter]] (even though I don't like the subject matter)
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*[[Strong Bad's Computer Exceeding Its Technical Speculations]]
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*[[Lasagna]]
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*[[Multiple Negatives]]
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*[[Time Machines]]
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*[[Grumblecakes Visuals]]
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*[[Prolly]]
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*[[Lengthy Email Pauses]]
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*[[Homestar Runner and The King of Town's Relationship]]
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*[[Homestar Runner and The Poopsmith's Relationship]]
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*[[Julie Hand]]
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*[[Coach Z and The Cheat's Relationship]]
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*[[Bubs and The Cheat's Relationship]]
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==French subtitles (or at least sloppy attempts at them) I've created==
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<blockquote class="compy email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">DELETED!!</blockquote>
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*[[The King of Town DVD]] ([[Subtitles:kingmenu/fr]])
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay! Time for a break!
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*[[geddup noise]] ([[subtitles:sbemail136/fr]])
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*[[In Search of the Yello Dello DVD]] ([[subtitles:yellodellomenu/fr]])
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*[[The Reddest Radish]] ([[subtitles:radish/fr]])
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*[[myths and legends]] ([[subtitles:sbemail145/fr]])
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*[[No Hands on Deck]] ([[subtitles:deck/fr]])
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*[[secret recipes]] ([[subtitles:sbemail124/fr]])
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*[[candy product]] ([[subtitles:sbemail149/fr]])
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*[[Crazy Cartoon]] ([[subtitles:crazycartoon/fr]])
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*[[79 Seconds Left]] ([[subtitles:79secondsleft/fr]])
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*[[underlings]] ([[subtitles:sbemail171/fr]]) (for some reason, this particular subtitles script is popular, having amassed over 1,500 views, which is impressive for a subtitles script that was created during this hiatus)
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*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] ([[subtitles:jumpinjacks2/fr]])
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*[[The Li'l Brudder Show]] ([[subtitles:lilbrudder/fr]])
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*[[Summer Short Shorts]] ([[subtitles:shortshorts/fr]])
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]] ([[subtitles:answer1/fr]])
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*[[secret identity]] ([[subtitles:sbemail142/fr]])
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*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob#Easter Eggs|Tennis]] ([[subtitles:tennis/fr]])
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*[[Some Stupid Turkey]] ([[subtitles:turkey/fr]])
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*[[Meet Marshie]] ([[subtitles:marshie/fr]])
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*[[Arcade Game]] ([[subtitles:arcadegame/fr]])
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*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] ([[subtitles:149pernt5/fr]])
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*[[Scroll Button Songs|Scroll buttons... you guys okay?]] ([[subtitles:20020708 sbemail/fr]])
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*[[Scroll Button Songs|''Scroll''-a bot-''ton''-és!]] ([[subtitles:20030119 sbemail/fr]]) (which, incidentally, is the 300<sup>th</sup> French subtitles script on this Wiki!)
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*[[Scroll Button Songs|Scroll it out, just scroll it out. Scroll buttons two-point-oh.]] ([[subtitles:20030120 sbemail/fr]])
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*[[Homestarloween Party]] ([[subtitles:homestarloween/fr]])
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*[[Where's an Egg?]] ([[subtitles:wheresanegg/fr]])
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*[[Homestar and the Nice Present]] ([[subtitles:dween puppet1/fr]])
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*[[Main Page 25]] ([[subtitles:main25/fr]])
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*[[Scroll Button Songs|Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack!]] ([[subtitles:20030331 sbemail/fr]])
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*[[lady fan]] ([[subtitles:sbemail147/fr]])
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*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] ([[subtitles:halloween2002/fr]])
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*[[Happy Trogday]] ([[subtitles:trogday/fr]])
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*[[A Holiday Greeting]] ([[subtitles:xmas/fr]])
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] ([[subtitles:answer10/fr]])
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*[[Where's The Cheat?]] ([[subtitles:whereis/fr]]) (I didn't really create that one; it was already created, but its only content was a "We're working on the subtitles" message)
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]] ([[subtitles:answer2/fr]])
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*[[A Mother's Day Message]] ([[subtitles:mother/fr]])
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]] ([[subtitles:answer3/fr]])
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]] ([[subtitles:answer4/fr]])
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*[[Puppet Time]] ([[subtitles:puppettime/fr]])
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*About half of [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] ([[subtitles:jailcartoon/fr]])
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*[[Everybody to the Limit]] ([[subtitles:fhqwhgads/fr]])
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*[[Mr. Shmallow (toon)]] ([[subtitles:mrshmallow/fr]])
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*About half of [[nightlife]] ([[subtitles:sbemail185/fr]])
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==Other subtitles- and French-related stuff==
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''{He gets up, and the Geddup Noise is heard. After 10 seconds, Homestar appears.}''
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I've created German, Spanish, and Turkish subtitles for [[Intro 2]] and [[Flag Intro]] ([[subtitles:intro2/de]], [[subtitles:intro2/es]], [[subtitles:intro2/tr]], [[subtitles:flagintro/de]], [[subtitles:flagintro/es]], and [[subtitles:flagintro/tr]]), as well as Dutch, Portuguese, and Turkish subtitles for [[500 The Cheats]] ([[subtitles:500cheats/nl]], [[subtitles:500cheats/pt-br]], and [[subtitles:500cheats/tr]]). I've also created the [[Subtitles:sbcg4ap/en|original English subtitles]] for [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]]. And my French work has not been limited to subtitles - I have gone as far as to [http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&diff=707006&oldid=706807 translate an entire talk page thread on this Wiki into French].
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==DVD commentaries I've...==
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! What was all that racket about? You scared everyone in Free Country! ''{suddenly surprised}'' Oh! You're not here. Well, I'll just take care of this...
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===...transcribed===
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''{5 minutes later...}''
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*[[web comics]]
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*[[licensed]]
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*[[buried]]
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*[[hiding]]
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*[[magic trick]]
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*about half of [[bike thief]]
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''{The screen is now filled with most of the "deleted" words from [[50 emails]], plus a handful of other words similar to "deleted"}''
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*[[guitar]]
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*[[stunt double]]
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*[[date]]
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==Other contributions==
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What is that stupid word again...? I clearly heard Strong Bad scream it not too long ago, but I just can't remember...
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*I've drafted FA write-ups for every not-yet-featured Strong Bad Email up to [[bedtime story]].
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*I did not create [[Gum]], but I made it a worthwhile page.
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==HRWiki-related things that annoy me==
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' That's 'cause you're such an idiot!
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*THE LONG HIATUS (It is just like a Brother Chap to break his promise! We asked for a simple toon, but I suppose no-one asks favours of the Brothers Chaps!) (Kudos if you get the reference.)
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**That, more often than not, it is anonymous users who do this
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*When a user doesn't listen to Show Preview concerns
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**Especially when it's done to make a moronic point such as [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Swears&diff=733191&oldid=733067 this] [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Swears&diff=733192&oldid=733191 one]
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*Long-unfinished subtitles scripts (why do we keep long-unfinished subtitles scripts, anyway?)
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*When pages are in [[:Category:Articles for Discussion]] or a similar deletion category for a very long time
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*Alternating capitalisation ([[:Category:Real band Running gags]], [[Template:subtitlesLinks]], just to name a few)
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*Adding a link to a category in the middle of a page, and that page becoming a member of that category
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*When the Wiki is unedited for hours
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*When a user changes their signature for a holiday and never changes it back
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*When a user points out in an edit summary that they need to go to bed or something along those lines
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*When a user creates a new article and links to that article on every page that mentions it
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*That contribution pages are case-sensitive
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*Outdated lists
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*Overly-descriptive edit summaries
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*Edit summaries that get cut off
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*User pages that have (almost) every single userbox in [[HRWiki:Userboxes#Fun Userboxes|Fun Userboxes]] on them
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*Abuse of "revision (insert number here)" in edit summaries (for example, [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Monkey_Island&diff=prev&oldid=717759]
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[http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=1983&diff=prev&oldid=719940]
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[http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Subtitles:sbemailiarized/en&diff=prev&oldid=721040]
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[http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Subtitles:sbemail54/en&diff=prev&oldid=723950] [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Lharbauer&diff=726775&oldid=726771] [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=extra_plug&diff=728465&oldid=727170])
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*Sarcasm, especially when it's wrong (err, right) and/or offensive (for example, [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=726054&oldid=726052])
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*Comments in mainspace or project discussion pages that belong on someone's talk page, especially if that someone is me (like [[HRWiki:Featured Article Selection/Discussion Archive 2010 Weeks 31-40#No Hands On Deck!|this one right here]])
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*That [[the basics]] has the least page views of any Sbemail article despite the fact that Strong Bad himself has said that it is his favourite e-mail
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*That everyone seems to like [[local news]] purely for the "its/it's" song and the other grammar songs instead of that e-mail's actual subject
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*That everyone seems to think Strong Mad is older than Strong Bad - he may be much bigger, but that doesn't mean he's older, especially given his intelligence
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*When people criticise [[160 Seconds]] for being too similar to [[rock opera]] - sure, they were designed based on similar rules, but they're not the same ones
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*That we get special logos quite often these days and that they are up longer than usual - I personally think that since we're in a hiatus, we should lighten up on these
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*When people say "no links in transcripts" when they mean "no links in dialogue"
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*When "the"'s are treated as [[Integral Article|integral]] when they're not
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*[[HRWiki:Featured_Article_Selection/Discussion_Archive_2010_Weeks_21-30#Everybody_to_the_Limit|This comment]] (specifically, the one that says "Good. Also, I beat RickTommy.") (You did NOT beat me. I CHOSE not to post for that week because of the warning on my talk page.)
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*When someone replies to a spam post on the forum and once the spam post is deleted, the post in reply to it remains despite no longer making sense
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*That the vast majority of recent posts on the forum are spam and that the vast majority of recent users on the forum are spammers
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*When people would [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=HRWiki:Featured_Article_Selection&diff=702814&oldid=702757 interfere with ohers' suggestions instead of adding their suggestions to a new week] in the old format
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*[[videography]] (well, mostly the fact that it's been the newest sbemail for {{monthssince|October 5, 2009}} MONTHS AND COUNTING now)
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==Other interests==
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''{The Compy 386's startup noise plays as the following screen is shown:}''
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Here is a non-comprehensive list of my interests outside of H*R.
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*'''Video games:''' The ''[[Super Mario]]'' series and its numerous spin-offs, the ''Super Smash Bros.'' series, the ''[[Legend of Zelda]]'' series, the ''Age of Empires'' series
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<blockquote class="email" style="background:#455fd8; text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br />
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You've ruined a 3-year-long waiting list<br />
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of emails. Nice going.</blockquote>
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'll say this again: this does not look good for Homestar Runner.
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*I was the last person to have made an edit to the Wiki in 2010. Here's the edit in question: [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&curid=49237&diff=715577&oldid=715497&rcid=676875]
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'''STRONG BAD:''' HOMESTAR!! What the crap did you just do to my emails?!?
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Well...I...
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''{Strong Bad, distraught, yells and charges at Homestar as the screen fades to black. Punching noises can be heard, and Homestar can be heard going "Ow!" several times. Cut back to the computer. [[Envelope Paper]] comes down.}''
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==Fun Facts==
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Revision as of 08:30, 1 April 2013

Strong Bad finally answers his 206th email, and mostly gets emails about things that annoy him. Or rather, things that annoy me.

Transcript

{The lights are off. Strong Bad turns them on, walks into the room, and blows the dust off his computer.}

STRONG BAD: Ah, Compé, we meet again.

STRONG MAD: WAY TO GO!

{The Compé refuses to run after being abandoned for a long time. To make a long story short, Strong Bad gets a new computer.}

STRONG BAD: {types "strongbad_email.exe"} Oh, checking my email after 3 1/2 years... just like a floppy disk...

{Strong Bad yells to reflect the email being written in all-caps, and pronounces "Y U" as "ee ooh"}

STRONG BAD: How about you write in a full sentence? I'm just going to have your email... DELETED!!

STRONG BAD: Okay, next email!

{says "competitive" in a sarcastic voice, while making what looks like an irony gesture with his boxing gloves}

STRONG BAD: Well, Scotty Patty, I have this to say to those Melee fanboys: SHUT UP. Forget your stupid "wavedashing" and "no items, Fox only, Final Destination" and all of that other tournament nonsense. Play the REAL game. Y'know, with basic techniques, all items, all characters, and all stages. As for Brawl, it may be one of those new-fangled games, but it's a good accompaniment to my point-and-click-'em-up adventure! I don't want no more guys bashing it for that reason! Next!

{only reads up to "Prepare yourself", and is angry by then}

STRONG BAD: Ahem. Yoshi can so talk! Haven't you heard of, "They told me that I might see you if I waited here, but I'd just about given up hope!"? Or, "I am the kindest one ever, so the Kindness Star Stamp belongs to me!"? And why did you email me all of that anyway? DELETED!!

STRONG BAD: What's next?

STRONG BAD: Now that's more like it! I'll be sure to read the rest of this fan fiction once I've dealt with all these emails that have been waiting for me. Next!

STRONG BAD: You're darn right it's a stupid site, Aaron! People using it with no productive purpose... whatever happened to, well, not Twitter? And the fact that it has started to screw up so many sites? And the fact that it has brainwashed everyone? People have become zombies from using Twitter! Good riddance to that pointless site, I say! Next email!

STRONG BAD: {not typed. quietly} Another email that mentions Yoshi! {typed, normal voice} Yes, I do! I support all three of them! They're the most logical Nintendo couples, and I hope we'll be seeing more of them, in fan fiction and in the games! Stupid fan fiction that pairs them with seemingly random characters... not to mention people who think Birdo is a cross-dresser... OKAY! NEXT EMAIL!

{reads it in a mock-excited voice}

STRONG BAD: Oh, another Melee fanboy. I know just what to do with you...

{He slowly raises his fists, saying "Ahh...ahh..." as the screen camera dims and suspenseful music plays. After 15 seconds, he suddenly drops his fists onto the keyboard, and screams,}

STRONG BAD: DELETED!!!!!!!!

{This is heard all over Free Country, USA, as the following quick shots show: Homestar Runner in his house; Marzipan in her house; Strong Mad, Strong Sad, and The Cheat in the middle of the field; Coach Z in his locker room; Bubs in his concession stand; Pom Pom in Club Technocholate; The King of Town and the Poopsmith in the King's castle; Homsar in the Gymnasium; and Senor Cardgage at his shrub. They all show looks of surprise.}

STRONG BAD: I lied, Josh. That was the hardest email I ever deleted.

STRONG BAD: I think it's stupid. For the big-name games, at least. For games like my adventure, it's okay, but for the big games? NO WAY, MAN! A physical copy of a game has better value than a digital copy, I say! Digital distribution, I hope you stop! Okay, next!

STRONG BAD: No questions asked, Davin, they should remain old. Stupid HD and the return of people we thought we'd never hear from again...

STRONG BAD: You're decidedly normal, all right. As for Internet memes, just like you, I hate them for ruining a lot of games, and for corrupting peoples' minds by making their English wrong! Not to mention they're overused!

{reads in a monotone to reflect the lack of punctuation}

STRONG BAD: No WAY are you profiting off my cartoons! Especially with those retarded smartphone thingies that have been a hip trend lately! So you can forget it, 'cause your email is going to be... DELETED!!

STRONG BAD: Whoa! I haven't deleted this may emails since forever!

STRONG BAD: No questions asked, Snake, I think they're dumb! I make jokes about media all the time, but at least they're child-friendly, the same level as the media in question! Not unlike the retarded jokes that go well into adult territory! Anyway, NEXT!!

STRONG BAD: I went over this that other time I answered many emails, Scabman. They're dumb and they make you look unintelligent. Oh, and by the way... DELETED!!

STRONG BAD: Okay! Time for a break!

{He gets up, and the Geddup Noise is heard. After 10 seconds, Homestar appears.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Strong Bad! What was all that racket about? You scared everyone in Free Country! {suddenly surprised} Oh! You're not here. Well, I'll just take care of this...

{5 minutes later...}

{The screen is now filled with most of the "deleted" words from 50 emails, plus a handful of other words similar to "deleted"}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What is that stupid word again...? I clearly heard Strong Bad scream it not too long ago, but I just can't remember...

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} That's 'cause you're such an idiot!

{The Compy 386's startup noise plays as the following screen is shown:}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'll say this again: this does not look good for Homestar Runner.

{Strong Bad comes back into the computer room}

STRONG BAD: HOMESTAR!! What the crap did you just do to my emails?!?

HOMESTAR: Well...I...

{Strong Bad, distraught, yells and charges at Homestar as the screen fades to black. Punching noises can be heard, and Homestar can be heard going "Ow!" several times. Cut back to the computer. Envelope Paper comes down.}

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