User:Ciberdude444
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wow, its been a while
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Second place is like being the tallest midget... no one cares.
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes; that way, when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes!
it is now beyond all doubt that cigarettes are the largest cause of statistics
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
...Because, if Santa and the holiday armadillo are in the same room for too long, the world will implode... Merry Christmas!!!! -Friends
I see you're drinking 1%, is that because you think you're fat? cause your not, you could be drinking whole if you wanted too. -Napoleon Dynamite
yeah, there's a ton of gangs at this school, this one kept on wanting me to join cause I'm pretty good with a bo staf -Napoleon Dynamite
Are You suggesting coconuts migrate? -Monty Python and the Holy Grail
so then i said to the guy 'if this is the house of pancakes how come i can't eat the walls?' -Homer Simpson
if at first you don't succeed, erase all evidence you tried
I read the graffiti In the bathroom stall Like the holy scriptures of a shopping mall And so it seemed to confess It didn't say much But it only confirmed that The center of the earth Is the end of the world And I could really care less
City of the dead At the end of another lost highway Signs misleading to nowhere City of the d***ed Lost children with dirty faces today No one really seems to careeeeee
What the hells your name, What's your pleasure what is your pain? Do you dream too much? Do you think what you need is a crutch?"
In the crowd of pain, St. Jimmy comes without any shame, He says "We're F****d up, But we're not the same, And mom and dad are the ones you can blame"
Jimmy died today
He blew his brains out into the bay, In the state of mind its my own private suicide
another
Everybody’s got their problems (problems) Everybody says the same things to you It’s just a matter how you solve them (solve them) And knowing how to change the things you’ve been through
I fear I’ve come to realize How fast life can be compromised Stand back to see what’s going on I can’t believe this happened to you, this happened to you
It’s just a problem that we’re faced with Am I not the only one that hates to standby Complication’s headed first in this line With all these pictures running through my mind
Knowing endless consequences I feel so useless in this Get back, step back, and as for me, I can’t believe
Part of me, won’t agree Cause I don’t know if it’s for sure Suddenly, suddenly I don’t feel so insecure [x2] Anymore
Everybody’s got their problems (problems) Everybody says the same things to you It’s just a matter how you solve them (solve them) What else are we supposed to do
Part of me, won’t agree Cause I don’t know if it’s for sure Suddenly, suddenly I don’t feel so insecure(x2) Anymore
(why do things that matter the most Never end up never being what we chose Now that I find out, it ain’t so bad I don’t think I knew what I had) [x2]
one more
I never thought I'd die alone I laughed the loudest, who'd have known? I traced the cord back to the wall No wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my time, I hurried up The choice was mine, I didn't think enough I'm too depressed to go on You'll be sorry when I'm gone
I never conquered, rarely came 16 just held such better days Days when I still felt alive We couldn't wait to get outside
The world was wide, too late to try The tour was over, we'd survived I couldn't wait 'til I got home To pass the time in my room alone
I never thought I'd die alone Another six months, I'll be unknown Give all my things to all my friends You'll never step foot in my room again
You'll close it off, board it up Remember the time that I spilled the cup Of apple juice in the hall Please tell mom this is not her fault
I never conquered, rarely came 16 just held such better days Days when I still felt alive We couldn't wait to get outside
The world was wide, too late to try The tour was over, we'd survived I couldn't wait 'til I got home To pass the time in my room alone
I never conquered, rarely came Tomorrow holds such better days Days when I can still feel alive When I can't wait to get outside
The world is wide, the time goes by The tour is over, I've survived I can't wait 'til I get home To pass the time in my room alone
