Editing The King of Town's Character Video

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[[Image:CharacterVidKingofTown.png|thumb|"Please remain standing while I finish my speech and consume the contents of this bowl."]]

The king eats corn dog batter.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The King of Town}}, [[The King of Town's Sheep]]

'''Places:''' [[King of Town's Castle]]

'''Date:''' Monday, July 14, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 0:47

'''Page Title:''' Crapatola!!

'''Earlier Page Title:''' Go Go Cookie Dough!!

== Transcript ==

</noinclude>''{The King of Town is standing outside next to his castle. One of his sheep stands behind him.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Hello, my loyal subjects. I am the King of Town. Please remain standing while I finish my speech and consume the contents of this bowl. ''{holds up a bowl momentarily}'' Now, despite rumors to the contrary, I did not just buy a crown at the costume palace and ask people to start calling me the King of Town. I earned my title the same way I earned a free combo meal: by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. I also did not ever try to eat my own mustache. I live in yon castle ''{gives a nod to his castle}'', and employ a Poopsmith for reasons I don't care to disclose. And furthermore, now I'm going to eat this bowl of corn dog batter. ''{picks up a bowl of corn dog batter and begins to eat it}''<noinclude>

== Fun Facts ==
*The King of Town's claim that he did not ever try to eat his own [[mustache]] is a [[blatant lie]].
*At the end of the clip, the sheep continues chewing, even though [[the VCR]] is paused. This is because the sheep was created as a movie clip, which animates independently of the main timeline in [[Flash]].
*The King claims he got his title (and a value meal) by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. Typically one would earn a promotional item by purchasing something of equal or ''greater'' value.

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