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<includeonly>{{#switch:{{#rand:{{#ifeq:{{PAGENAME}}|Homsar|{{{1|1}}}|{{{1|3}}}}}|{{{2| <!-- Edit this number -->124 }}}}}</includeonly><noinclude>
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<includeonly>{{#switch:{{#rand:{{#ifeq:{{PAGENAME}}|Homsar|{{{1|1}}}|{{{1|3}}}}}|{{{2| <!-- Edit this number -->109 }}}}}</includeonly><noinclude>
This template adds one random [[Homsar]] quote to a page or caption.
This template adds one random [[Homsar]] quote to a page or caption.
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 12 =</includeonly> "I'm crying [[impression|on the inside]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 12 =</includeonly> "I'm crying [[impression|on the inside]]." <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 13 =</includeonly> "I'm just in time for the [[suntan|murder mystery]]!" <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 13 =</includeonly> "I'm just in time for the [[suntan|murder mystery]]!" <noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 14 =</includeonly> <!--NOTE: Homsar DID NOT actually say this; Strong Sad did. That's why it doesn't have quotation marks around it-->A million [[2 emails|ladies tall]]. <noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 14 =</includeonly> <!--NOTE: Homsar DID NOT actually this; Strong Sad did. That's why it doesn't have quotation marks around it-->A million [[2 emails|ladies tall]]. <noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 15 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[interview|song from the sixties]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 15 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[interview|song from the sixties]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 16 =</includeonly> <!--NOTE: Homsar DID NOT actually say the next four in the list; Strong Bad's Post-it puppet did. That's why they don't have quotation marks around them-->Rightio! I think I can [[interview|twice!]]<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 16 =</includeonly> <!--NOTE: Homsar DID NOT actually say the next four in the list; Strong Bad's Post-it puppet did. That's why they don't have quotation marks around them-->Rightio! I think I can [[interview|twice!]]<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 60 =</includeonly> "Bury me deep, I’m [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|cold and clammy]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 60 =</includeonly> "Bury me deep, I’m [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|cold and clammy]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 61 =</includeonly> "Aaah! These [[DNA Evidence|Easter pants]] are getting way too tight."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 61 =</includeonly> "Aaah! These [[DNA Evidence|Easter pants]] are getting way too tight."<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 62 =</includeonly> "Don't count on it, [[mini-golf|munster may-an]]!"<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 62 =</includeonly> "Don't count on it, [[mini-golf|monster man]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 63 =</includeonly> "My paste is overwhelmed since [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|Twelvesday]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 63 =</includeonly> "My paste is overwhelmed since [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|Twelvesday]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 64 =</includeonly> "If you don't step away from the car, I'll [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|chop your fingers on]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 64 =</includeonly> "If you don't step away from the car, I'll [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|chop your fingers on]]."<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 79 =</includeonly> Broke the tip off my [[Strong Badia The Free|stipend!]]<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 79 =</includeonly> Broke the tip off my [[Strong Badia The Free|stipend!]]<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 80 =</includeonly> "Sign me up for [[Strong Badia the Free|soccer class]], Debra!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 80 =</includeonly> "Sign me up for [[Strong Badia the Free|soccer class]], Debra!"<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 81 =</includeonly> Save room for the laughtrack, [[Strong Badia The Free|Lowcash!]]<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 81 =</includeonly> Save room for the laughtrack, [[Strong Badia The Free|Lowcash!]]</noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 82 =</includeonly> A fresh dipe, [[Strong Badia The Free|if you see what I mean.]]<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 82 =</includeonly> A fresh dipe, [[Strong Badia The Free|if you see what I mean.]]</noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 83 =</includeonly> The old [[Strong Badia The Free|jalboa jump shot.]]<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 83 =</includeonly> The old [[Strong Badia The Free|jalboa jump shot.]]</noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 84 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, nice try, [[Strong Badia the Free|alligator]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 84 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, nice try, [[Strong Badia the Free|alligator]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 85 =</includeonly> "Daaahh, I'll take the last bus [[Strong Badia the Free|to the bake sale]]!"<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 85 =</includeonly> "Daaahh, I'll take the last bus [[Strong Badia the Free|to the bake sale]]!"<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 108 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAah! This has been [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|a supreme fish delight]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 108 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAah! This has been [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|a supreme fish delight]]."<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 109 =</includeonly> Stuck a Q on the wall [[Fan Costumes 2015|by the dream catchers.]]<noinclude>
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 109 =</includeonly> Stuck a Q on the wall [[Fan Costumes 2015|by the dream catchers.]]<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 110 =</includeonly> "Okay, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|bye-dee-bye]]!"<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 110 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAah, you're a [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|pork rind's president]]!"<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 111 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAah, you're a [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|pork rind's president]]!"<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 111 =</includeonly> "DaAaAaAon't get chipsy with the [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|chalk sauce]]!"<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 112 =</includeonly> "DaAaAaAon't get chintzy with the [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|chalk sauce]]!"<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 113 =</includeonly> "Just for a minute, let's all do the bump. [[Later That Night...|Bump. Bump.]]"<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 114 =</includeonly> "IIIiiiII bathe myself in the [[Fan Costumes 2016|shipping supplies]]!"<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 115 =</includeonly> "[[Haunted Photo Booth|Zapruder]]!"<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 116 =</includeonly> "[[Haunted Photo Booth|Middleman]]!"<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 117 =</includeonly> "[[Haunted Photo Booth|Toast Crunch]]!"<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 118 =</includeonly> "AAaaAAaa! These nickel slots are finally [[Haunted Photo Booth|payin' off]]!"<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 119 =</includeonly> "IiIiIiIiI I was raised by a [[Haunted Photo Booth|cup of coffee]]."<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 120 =</includeonly> "IIiiIIiiII've got hyperlinks [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|stashed-a-mundo]]."<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 121 =</includeonly> "aaaAAAAAaaaaa'm a reeeal [[Halloween Hide & Seek|found object]]."<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 122 =</includeonly> "I right-clicked when I [[Halloween Hide & Seek|shoulda lept]]."<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 123 =</includeonly> "I spilled botanicula all over my [[Halloween Hide & Seek|workbook]]."<noinclude>
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 124 =</includeonly> "AaAaAa, the Yipiyuk bit [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available|my frontal lobe!]]"<noinclude>
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