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[[Image:Short Shorts.png|thumb|Those shorts are indeed short.]] | [[Image:Short Shorts.png|thumb|Those shorts are indeed short.]] | ||
Homestar and pals star in a series of short shorts. | Homestar and pals star in a series of short shorts. | ||
- | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#Caveman Homestar Runner|Caveman Homestar Runner]], [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#Cavewoman Marzipan|Cavewoman Marzipan]], [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#Pterodactyl Coach Z|Pterodactyl Coach Z]], [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#Caveman Strong Bad|Caveman Strong Bad]], [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#The Cheatsaurus|The Cheatsaurus]], {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Limozeen}}, [[Very, Very Little Girl]] | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#Caveman Homestar Runner|Caveman Homestar Runner]], [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#Cavewoman Marzipan|Cavewoman Marzipan]], [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#Pterodactyl Coach Z|Pterodactyl Coach Z]], [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#Caveman Strong Bad|Caveman Strong Bad]], [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#The Cheatsaurus|The Cheatsaurus]], {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Limozeen}}, [[Very, Very Little Girl]] (Easter egg) |
- | '''Places:''' [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[Prehistoric Land]], [[The Field | + | '''Places:''' [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[Prehistoric Land]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], Laser Show, [[The Bar]] |
'''Date:''' Tuesday, July 25, 2006<!-- Released Tues, Jul 25, 1:00 AM EDT; h*r.com main page gave date as the 24th --> | '''Date:''' Tuesday, July 25, 2006<!-- Released Tues, Jul 25, 1:00 AM EDT; h*r.com main page gave date as the 24th --> | ||
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
- | ''{The toon opens with the title "Summer Short Shorts" on a photo of | + | ''{The toon opens with the title "Summer Short Shorts" on a photo of blue shorts. The title slowly comes towards the camera. Music plays. Cut to Marshmallow's Last Stand. The camera pans across the table, which is littered with french fries and ketchup.}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' C'mon, The Cheat! You can do one more! Just one more! | '''STRONG BAD:''' C'mon, The Cheat! You can do one more! Just one more! | ||
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''{The camera zooms out, showing The Cheat sitting opposite Strong Bad at the table, with Strong Mad behind Strong Bad. The Cheat's mouth is crammed full of fries, he has purple bags under his eyes, and he's whimpering}'' | ''{The camera zooms out, showing The Cheat sitting opposite Strong Bad at the table, with Strong Mad behind Strong Bad. The Cheat's mouth is crammed full of fries, he has purple bags under his eyes, and he's whimpering}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pops up near The Cheat, wearing a brown hat with a press pass}'' ''{speaking | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pops up near The Cheat, wearing a brown hat with a press pass}'' ''{speaking quickly}'' Oh, have you heard the latest news? ''{sits back down}'' I heard the latest news, it was that you could do one more! One more! |
''{The Cheat whimpers and spits three fries onto the table}'' | ''{The Cheat whimpers and spits three fries onto the table}'' | ||
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'''STRONG MAD:''' SHE'S GONNA BLOW!! | '''STRONG MAD:''' SHE'S GONNA BLOW!! | ||
- | ''{Homestar Runner runs up, dressed as a waiter, with a brown cap that says | + | ''{Homestar Runner runs up, dressed as a waiter, with a brown cap that says 'egg.' on it}'' |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aaaaaaand can I get you gentlemen anything else? | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aaaaaaand can I get you gentlemen anything else? | ||
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:And she remembers how they used to duet, | :And she remembers how they used to duet, | ||
:And she remembers how they used to duet! | :And she remembers how they used to duet! | ||
- | : | + | :I think you know what I mean! |
'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' Yeah! Those do all right! Uh! | '''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' Yeah! Those do all right! Uh! | ||
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''{Open in a barroom-type scene. Homestar and Pom Pom are seated at the bar. Both have an 'old one bottle, and there is a bowl of peanuts on the table}'' | ''{Open in a barroom-type scene. Homestar and Pom Pom are seated at the bar. Both have an 'old one bottle, and there is a bowl of peanuts on the table}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Seriously, Pom Pom. ''{gesturing with bottle}'' You and me, we're like two breads in a biscuit. ''{pokes the bottle in Pom Pom's face}'' Two breads in a biscuit! I'm gonna make a T-shirt! ''{leans in close}'' No, wait! You and me? ''{crouches to look at peanuts}'' We're like this bowl of mayonnaise here. ''{points at Pom Pom with the bottle}'' You're the bowl, 'cuz you're a big, round, fat guy. ''{Pom Pom looks | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Seriously, Pom Pom. ''{gesturing with bottle}'' You and me, we're like two breads in a biscuit. ''{pokes the bottle in Pom Pom's face}'' Two breads in a biscuit! I'm gonna make a T-shirt! ''{leans in close}'' No, wait! You and me? ''{crouches to look at peanuts}'' We're like this bowl of mayonnaise here. ''{points at Pom Pom with the bottle}'' You're the bowl, 'cuz you're a big, round, fat guy. ''{Pom Pom looks angry. Homestar sits up again, now pointing at himself with the bottle}'' And I'm the mayonnaise, 'cuz I'm smart as peanuts. That'll make a good T-shirt too. Oop, no, wait! Before you strangle me again... You and me? ''{pulls the napkin out from under his bottle}'' Soggy napkin. ''{as Homestar says "Soggy", Pom Pom gets an unimpressed look on his face.}'' |
''{Cut to the picture of the shorts from the title screen, which now just reads "End."}'' | ''{Cut to the picture of the shorts from the title screen, which now just reads "End."}'' | ||
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===Remarks=== | ===Remarks=== | ||
- | [[Image:Freecountry silhouette.png|thumb|The layout of the land | + | [[Image:Freecountry silhouette.png|thumb|The layout of the land, err.. Free Country in silhouette form.]] |
*The PBTC Coach Z Dactyl has a voice similar to the PBTC Coach Z, but when he says "Cheatsaurus", he pronounces it correctly, rather than saying "Chort". | *The PBTC Coach Z Dactyl has a voice similar to the PBTC Coach Z, but when he says "Cheatsaurus", he pronounces it correctly, rather than saying "Chort". | ||
*After the Coach Z Dactyl flies by for the first time, it remains off camera at the left edge of the animation until just after Caveman Strong Bad splashes tar on Caveman Homestar, at which time the Dactyl pops back into view for a frame or two before disappearing in preparation for its second flight. | *After the Coach Z Dactyl flies by for the first time, it remains off camera at the left edge of the animation until just after Caveman Strong Bad splashes tar on Caveman Homestar, at which time the Dactyl pops back into view for a frame or two before disappearing in preparation for its second flight. | ||
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*The French fry on the table loses its reflection after the cut to the wider shot. | *The French fry on the table loses its reflection after the cut to the wider shot. | ||
*The [[French fries]] The Cheat spits out have no reflection. | *The [[French fries]] The Cheat spits out have no reflection. | ||
- | *At the end of "Brain Sister | + | *At the end of "Brain Sister," when the brain on legs walks in front of the Limozeen amp, it's not transparent like the rest of the laser-show images. |
===Inside References=== | ===Inside References=== | ||
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*Texas circumscribing the calculator and the lyrics of the song are a reference to [[Texas Instruments]], a computer and electronics development company. | *Texas circumscribing the calculator and the lyrics of the song are a reference to [[Texas Instruments]], a computer and electronics development company. | ||
*One of the backgrounds of Pom Pom's Bo routine is modeled after the [[Wikipedia:Ukiyo-e|ukiyo-e]] woodblock painting [[Wikipedia:Image:Tsunami by hokusai 19th century.jpg|"The Great Wave Off Kanagawa"]] by [[Wikipedia:Hokusai|Hokusai]]. | *One of the backgrounds of Pom Pom's Bo routine is modeled after the [[Wikipedia:Ukiyo-e|ukiyo-e]] woodblock painting [[Wikipedia:Image:Tsunami by hokusai 19th century.jpg|"The Great Wave Off Kanagawa"]] by [[Wikipedia:Hokusai|Hokusai]]. | ||
- | *The Limozeen lyrics "Well, she was only twenty-seventeen." and "I think you know what I mean!" are references to the lyrics "Well she was just seventeen. You know what I mean." from [[The Beatles]] | + | *The Limozeen lyrics "Well, she was only twenty-seventeen." and "I think you know what I mean!" are references to the lyrics "Well she was just seventeen. You know what I mean." from [[The Beatles]] song "[[Wikipedia:I Saw Her Standing There|I Saw Her Standing There]]". Also, the second line of The Beatles song originally went, "Never been a beauty queen" (or "Not exactly a beauty queen", depending on the source). |
*"Dare to Bare!" is a reference to a slogan used by hair-removal product [[Wikipedia:Nair (hair removal)|Nair]], which became famous for its ad jingle where people asked, "Who wears short shorts?" | *"Dare to Bare!" is a reference to a slogan used by hair-removal product [[Wikipedia:Nair (hair removal)|Nair]], which became famous for its ad jingle where people asked, "Who wears short shorts?" | ||
*Homestar performing the magic trick with a flower growing out of a shoe is a reference to the waiter "[[Wikipedia:Saved by the Bell#Other main characters|Max]]" from "[[Wikipedia:Saved by the Bell|Saved by the Bell]]", who was often seen performing magic tricks while serving the students their food. | *Homestar performing the magic trick with a flower growing out of a shoe is a reference to the waiter "[[Wikipedia:Saved by the Bell#Other main characters|Max]]" from "[[Wikipedia:Saved by the Bell|Saved by the Bell]]", who was often seen performing magic tricks while serving the students their food. | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
- | + | *[[HR:shortshorts.html|watch "Summer Short Shorts"]] | |
- | *[[ | + | *[[HR:shortshorts.swf|view the Flash file for "Summer Short Shorts"]] |
+ | *[[HR:shortshorts little.swf|view the Flash file for "Homestar vs. Very, Very Little Girl"]] | ||
+ | *[[Forum:9214|forum thread re: "Summer Short Shorts"]] | ||
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[[Category:Shorts]] | [[Category:Shorts]] |