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{{subtitles|The Best Decemberween Ever}}
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<line start="21" end="87" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="88" end="389" speaker="sfx">Decemberween music</line>
<line start="390" end="430"><sfx>Decemberween music</sfx><homestar sfx="sfx">sighs</homestar></line>
<line start="431" end="455" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">sighs again</line>
<line start="487" end="518" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">sighs</line>
<line start="519" end="538" speaker="strongsad">What's the matter, Homestar?</line>
<line start="539" end="558" speaker="homestar">Oh! Strong Sad! </line>
<line start="560" end="612" speaker="homestar">I can't decide what to get Strong Bad for Decemberween.</line>
<line start="613" end="636" speaker="strongsad">Uh... What do you mean?</line>
<line start="637" end="705" speaker="homestar">Well, I know he's kind of a jerk sometimes, and he says "holy crap" a lot, </line>
<line start="706" end="768" speaker="homestar">But I think if I get him the perfect present, he just might like me again.</line>
<line start="769" end="817" speaker="strongsad">What? People get presents for Decemberween? </line>
<line start="818" end="855" speaker="strongsad">I always just get locked in the bathtub!</line>
<line start="856" end="902" speaker="homestar">Oh... Right. Uh... I gotta go.</line>
<line start="919" end="942" speaker="coachz">Well, Homestar, I'll tell ya. </line>
<line start="943" end="1010" speaker="coachz">Buying a Decemberween present for Strong Bad is like a great sports play.</line>
<line start="1011" end="1060" speaker="homestar">Let me guess. I can't just rush into the score zone.</line>
<line start="1061" end="1077" speaker="coachz">Hey, that's right!</line>
<line start="1078" end="1111" speaker="homestar">Coach! That's your answer for everything!</line>
<line start="1112" end="1128" speaker="coachz">Oh.</line>
<line start="1129" end="1143" speaker="coachz">Mouthwarsh?</line>
<line start="1155" end="1201" speaker="homestar">...and then he said it was like a great sports play. </line>
<line start="1202" end="1242" speaker="homestar">And I didn't even think that applies to this situation.</line>
<line start="1243" end="1260" speaker="marzipan">That's great, Homestar.</line>
<line start="1261" end="1279" speaker="marzipan">Why don't you just get him a shirt?</line>
<line start="1280" end="1311" speaker="marzipan">He doesn't seem to have very many of those.</line>
<line start="1312" end="1354" speaker="homestar">No, I'm pretty sure he enjoys going topless.</line>
<line start="1355" end="1410" speaker="marzipan">Well, you could get him a sponge, or a Jew's harp, or you could make some him some Chex party mix...</line>
<line start="1411" end="1453" speaker="homestar">No way, those are terrible ideas.</line>
<line start="1454" end="1492" speaker="homestar">Like, I don't even want to see what you got me this year.</line>
<line start="1498" end="1523" speaker="marzipan">Why don't you go bother somebody else?!</line>
<line start="1524" end="1552" speaker="homestar">Now that's a good idea!</line>
<line start="1553" end="1629" speaker="sfx">Decemberween music</line>
<line start="1630" end="1684" speaker="bubs">Hey there, Homestar, what can I do for you on this fine holiday?</line>
<line start="1685" end="1722" speaker="homestar">I can't find a freakin' present for Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="1723" end="1750" speaker="bubs">Well, you know what Coach Z says...</line>
<line start="1750" end="1776" speaker="homestar">Yes, I know! I know!</line>
<line start="1777" end="1805" speaker="bubs">Oh. Well, take a look around. </line>
<line start="1806" end="1838" speaker="bubs">I got all types of crazy crap!</line>
<line start="1865" end="1882" speaker="homestar">No... </line>
<line start="1894" end="1911" speaker="homestar">No...</line>
<line start="1917" end="1943" speaker="homestar">Are you allowed to sell this?</line>
<line start="1948" end="1970" speaker="homestar">No...</line>
<line start="1988" end="2041" speaker="homestar">That's it! This is the perfect present!</line>
<line start="2046" end="2066"><sfx>explosion</sfx><thecheat>screams</thecheat></line>
<line start="2071" end="2092" speaker="marzipan">Coach Z, this is nasty.</line>
<line start="2093" end="2124" speaker="coachz">That's okay. Smell Orctober!</line>
<line start="2136" end="2169" speaker="strongbad">Okay, let's see what we got from Homestar here...</line>
<line start="2170" end="2184" speaker="homestar">Open it! Open it! </line>
<line start="2185" end="2227" speaker="homestar">That one's from me. It took me forever to pick it out!</line>
<line start="2239" end="2278" speaker="strongbad">What?! The <i>Deep Impact</i> DVD?! </line>
<line start="2279" end="2317" speaker="strongbad">You got me this for like the last three years, man!</line>
<line start="2318" end="2399" speaker="homestar">I know! And you liked it so much, I decided to get it for you again!</line>
<line start="2400" end="2424" speaker="strongbad">Oh, man! </line>
<line start="2425" end="2435" speaker="strongbad">This is the worst Decemberween ever!</line>
<line start="2436" end="2456"><strongbad>This is the worst Decemberween ever!</strongbad> <homestar>This is the best Decemberween ever!</homestar></line>
<line start="2457" end="2494"><strongbad><span style="visibility:hidden">This is the worst Decemberween ever!</span></strongbad> <homestar>This is the best Decemberween ever!</homestar></line>
<line start="2495" end="2603" speaker="sfx">"Oh Christmas Tree" starts playing</line>
<line start="2604" end="2660"><all><i>(singing)</i> Decemberween, Decemberween,</all><coachz>Decemberwearn, Decemberwearn,</coachz></line>
<line start="2661" end="2716"><all>You're fifty-five days after Halloween!</all><coachz>You're fifty-five days after Hallowearn!</coachz></line>
<line start="2717" end="2765" speaker="marzipan">With bunnies running for their lives,</line>
<line start="2766" end="2821" speaker="kingoftown">I wish this one was super-sized!</line>
<line start="2822" end="2876"><all><i>(singing)</i> Decemberween, Decemberween,</all><coachz>Decemberwearn, Decemberwearn,</coachz></line>
<line start="2877" end="2932"><all>You're fifty-five days after Halloween!</all><coachz>You're fifty-five days after Hallowearn!</coachz></line>
<line start="2933" end="2981" speaker="strongsad">What are you guys talking about?</line>
<line start="2982" end="3037" speaker="strongbad">Hey, who the crap let Strong Sad out?</line>
<line start="3038" end="3092"><all><i>(singing)</i> Decemberween, Decemberween,</all><coachz>Decemberwearn, Decemberwearn,</coachz></line>
<line start="3093" end="3148"><all>You're fifty-five days after Halloween!</all><coachz>You're fifty-five days after Hallowearn!</coachz></line>
<line start="3149" end="3197" speaker="bubs">I've got all types of crazy crap!</line>
<line start="3198" end="3253" speaker="homestar">I bought Strong Bad a <i>Deep Impact</i>!</line>
<line start="3254" end="3308"><all><i>(singing)</i> Decemberween, Decemberween,</all><coachz>Decemberwearn, Decemberwearn,</coachz></line>
<line start="3309" end="3356" speaker="homestar">Coach Z's been drinking Listerine! </line>
<line start="3357" end="3374" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
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