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  <line start="2061" end="2105" speaker="cardgage">Ohhh... My coma's toast...</line>
  <line start="2061" end="2105" speaker="cardgage">Ohhh... My coma's toast...</line>
  <line start="2106" end="2116" speaker="marzipan">Time to go!</line>
  <line start="2106" end="2116" speaker="marzipan">Time to go!</line>
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<line start="2122" end="2150" speaker="sfx">music</line>
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<line start="2161" end="2171" speaker="pompom">bubbling noises</line>
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<line start="2308" end="2314" speaker="sfx">squeaky squeaky!</line>
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<line start="2315" end="2327" speaker="sfx">click!</line>
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<line start="2328" end="2376" speaker="marzipan">Okay, now we need to make the corresponding newsletter to brag about our family.</line>
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<line start="2384" end="2393" speaker="marzipan" sfx="very yes">deep breath</line>
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<line start="2397" end="2419" speaker="marzipan">This year was so great! Our family is so great!</line>
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<line start="2420" end="2449" speaker="marzipan">I can't believe Homestar has started fourth grade! How time flies.</line>
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<line start="2450" end="2459" speaker="marzipan">It's so great!</line>
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<line start="2460" end="2502" speaker="marzipan">Senor Cardgage won first place in sports and was selected to be terminally ill!</line>
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<line start="2503" end="2534" speaker="marzipan">I am in book club and PTA carpool and redoing the back-splash.</line>
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<line start="2535" end="2542" speaker="marzipan">It's so great!</line>
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<line start="2543" end="2574" speaker="marzipan">Warm wishes, The Marzipan-Homestar-Cardgages.</line>
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<line start="2575" end="2639" speaker="homestar">Our family is, literately and figuratively, so great!</line>
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<line start="2640" end="2651" speaker="cardgage" sfx="very yes">groan</line>
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<line start="2652" end="2653" speaker="marzipan">Movin' on!</line>
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<line start="2654" end="2687" speaker="sfx">music</line>
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<line start="2688" end="2726" speaker="bubs">I've got a deal on everything. I've got all sorts of stuff!</line>
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<line start="2727" end="2753" speaker="homestar">Say, Bubs. What's this line for?</line>
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<line start="2754" end="2769" speaker="bubs">The holidays.</line>
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<line start="2770" end="2793" speaker="homestar">Perfect! How long is it?</line>
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<line start="2794" end="2838" speaker="bubs">Three miles or eighteen days. Whichever comes first.</line>
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<line start="2839" end="2860" speaker="cardgage" sfx="very yes">groan</line>
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<line start="2861" end="2885" speaker="marzipan">All right, that's enough. Let's move. Preoow!</line>
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<line start="2886" end="2914" speaker="sfx">music</line>
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''{The Marzipan and Cardgage dash off screen right, while Homestar follows.}''
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Nothing crams Decemberween cheer like the annual lighting ''{Cut to wider shot of Coach Z, Homestar, Marzipan and Cardgage standing around the telephone pole.  Yellow lights are strung from the pole, and an orange extension cord is in the foreground.  Cardgage sways.}'' of the lights attached to a pole in a tree-shaped fashion.
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''{Cut to red card as before. Caroling is crossed out and "Greeting Card" is in the center. A musical sting plays.}''
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''{Push wipe down to reveal Pom Pom with a camera on a tripod and lighting umbrellas behind him. He is gesturing with an arm.}''
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''{Reverse shot reveals Homestar in his mistletoe sweater, Marzipan with lights in her ponytail and Cardgage wearing a olive green cardigan. Homestar moves slightly to the right in the frame.}''
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''{Reverse shot.  Pom Pom gestures his arm up.}''
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'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''
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''{Reverse shot.  Marzipan moves up slightly.}''
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''{Reverse shot. Cardgage moves slightly to the right.}''
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''{Reverse shot. Pom Pom, irritated, gestures his arm and bubbles for a long time.}''
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''{Reverse shot. Cardgage continues to move to the right until his is halfway out of the frame.}''
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''{Reverse shot. Pom Pom indicates for Cardgage to stop.}''
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''{He picks up Gooblies and squeezes him.  There is a white flash and cuts to a card with "Seasoned Greetings", with a picture of Homestar and Marzipan, and Cargage halfway out of the frame.}''
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay, now we need to make the corresponding ''{cut to a wider shot, showing the card in the lower left, while Marzipan is wearing half-moon glasses.}'' newsletter to brag about our family. ''{Marzipan clicks the pen and takes a deep breath.  As she starts to write, the words appear behind her. Very rapidly:}'' This year was so great! Our family is so great! I can't believe Homestar has started fourth grade! How time flies.  It's so great! Senor Cardgage won first place in sports and was selected to be terminally ill! ''{She starts writing on the paper in various angles, across already-written words, and in margins.}'' I am in book club and PTA carpool and redoing the back-splash. It's so great! Warm wishes, ''{Carves this last line into her table:}'' The Marzipan-Homestar-Cardgages.
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''{Cut to Homestar sitting on the arm of the couch with his cram stick.  Cardgage is lying on the couch.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Our family is, literately and figuratively, so great! ''{Cardgage groans}''
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{off-screen}'' Movin' on!
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''{Push wipe left red title card. Caroling and Greeting Card are now crossed out with "Waiting In Line" in the center.}''
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''{Push wipe left to reveal Bubs' Concession Stand.  A silhouette of Bubs can be seen waving his arms.  A line of people can be seen, ending with Marzipan and Cardgage.  Camera slowly pans and reveal Homestar in the foreground.}''
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'''BUBS:''' ''{faintly}'' I've got a deal on everything. I've got all sorts of stuff!
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''{Push wipe right red title card as before. Caroling, Greeting Card and Waiting In Line are all crossed off, with "Tree Lighting" now in the center.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nothing crams Decemberween cheer like the annual lighting ''{Cut to wider shot of Coach Z, Homestar, Marzipan and Cardgage standing around the telephone pole.  Yellow lights are strung from the pole, and an orange extension cord is in the foreground.  Cardgage sways.}'' of the lights attached to a pole in a tree-shaped fashion.
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''{Cut back to the shot of Coach Z and Homestar.  Homestar has picked up the extension cord.}''
''{Cut back to the shot of Coach Z and Homestar.  Homestar has picked up the extension cord.}''

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 <line start="29" end="100" speaker="sfx">music</line>
 <line start="101" end="159" speaker="homestar">Marzipan! Explain to me why we're slogging through this blizzard again?</line>
 <line start="160" end="187" speaker="homestar">I don't think I can slog much further!</line>
 <line start="193" end="263" speaker="marzipan">I told you, at Decemberween time, it's our duty as people with more than one DVR to help those</line>
 <line start="264" end="266" speaker="marzipan">much, <span style="visibility:hidden">much, much, much, way very very very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us.</span> </line>
 <line start="267" end="271" speaker="marzipan">much, much, <span style="visibility:hidden">much, much, way very very very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us.</span> </line>
 <line start="272" end="276" speaker="marzipan">much, much, much, <span style="visibility:hidden">much, way very very very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us.</span> </line>
 <line start="277" end="280" speaker="marzipan">much, much, much, much, <span style="visibility:hidden">way very very very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us.</span> </line>
 <line start="281" end="286" speaker="marzipan">much, much, much, much, way <span style="visibility:hidden">very very very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us.</span> </line>
 <line start="287" end="290" speaker="marzipan">much, much, much, much, way very <span style="visibility:hidden">very very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us.</span> </line>
 <line start="291" end="294" speaker="marzipan">much, much, much, much, way very very <span style="visibility:hidden">very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us.</span> </line>
 <line start="295" end="297" speaker="marzipan">much, much, much, much, way very very very <span style="visibility:hidden">much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us.</span> </line>
 <line start="298" end="302" speaker="marzipan">much, much, much, much, way very very very much, <span style="visibility:hidden">really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us.</span> </line>
 <line start="303" end="311" speaker="marzipan">much, much, much, much, way very very very much, really smelly, <span style="visibility:hidden">a lot much less fortunate than us.</span> </line>
 <line start="312" end="318" speaker="marzipan">much, much, much, much, way very very very much, really smelly, a lot <span style="visibility:hidden">much less fortunate than us.</span> </line>
 <line start="319" end="325" speaker="marzipan">much, much, much, much, way very very very much, really smelly, a lot much <span style="visibility:hidden">less fortunate than us.</span> </line>
 <line start="326" end="342" speaker="marzipan">much, much, much, much, way very very very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us.</line>
 <line start="343" end="399" speaker="homestar">And, you think bringing him bean sprouts is, ahem, helping?</line>
 <line start="400" end="434" speaker="marzipan">Be quiet and keep slogging. We're almost there.</line>
 <line start="435" end="465" speaker="homestar">Ah, man! This guy?</line>
 <line start="466" end="508" speaker="homestar">When you said less fortunate, I just assumed you meant Coach Z.</line>
 <line start="509" end="522" speaker="coachz">Me too!</line>
 <line start="528" end="540" speaker="sfx">doorbell</line>
 <line start="551" end="576" speaker="sfx">traffic sounds</line>
 <line start="577" end="599"><sfx>traffic sounds</sfx><cardgage>Hello, Chi Minh?</cardgage></line>
 <line start="600" end="630" speaker="marzipan">Hi, Mr. Senor! Happy Decemberween!</line>
 <line start="631" end="658" speaker="cardgage">Is this a frank call?</line>
 <line start="659" end="695" speaker="marzipan">No, no, over here. We brought you some food for the holidays.</line>
 <line start="696" end="760" speaker="homestar">Yeah. We come down off our high horse to spread a little Decemberween cheer.</line>
 <line start="761" end="811" speaker="cardgage">Thank you, Hot Pooey. Would you care to coincide?</line>
 <line start="818" end="854" speaker="homestar">Marzipan, did that guy just call me "Hot Pooey"?</line>
 <line start="855" end="876" speaker="homestar">And invite me inside that bush?</line>
 <line start="877" end="890" speaker="marzipan">Maybe?</line>
 <line start="891" end="922" speaker="homestar">That's it, I'm going back to your house.</line>
 <line start="923" end="946" speaker="homestar">Later on, we'll conspire.</line>
 <line start="947" end="968" speaker="cardgage" sfx="very yes">shivering noises</line>
 <line start="969" end="1000"><cardgage sfx="very yes">shivering noises</cardgage><marzipan>Oh, you poor wretch. What's the matter?</marzipan></line>
 <line start="1001" end="1055" speaker="cardgage">Oh, not much... I'm just... <span style="visibility:hidden">dying.</span></line>
 <line start="1056" end="1072" speaker="cardgage">Oh, not much... I'm just... dying.</line>
 <line start="1073" end="1084" speaker="marzipan">Gasp!</line>
 <line start="1085" end="1138" speaker="singers">A Decemberween Mackerel.</line>
 <line start="1139" end="1188" speaker="singers">The name of this cartoon.</line>
 <line start="1209" end="1239" speaker="homestar">Oh, Marzipan! Is that you?</line>
 <line start="1240" end="1283" speaker="homestar">I'm wearing a sweater made out of mistletoe!</line>
 <line start="1284" end="1330" speaker="homestar">And what feels like a colony of venomous bugs!</line>
 <line start="1331" end="1343" speaker="homestar">Ah! You!</line>
 <line start="1344" end="1358" speaker="cardgage">Hot pooey.</line>
 <line start="1359" end="1400" speaker="homestar">Marzipan! What's the big idea of bringing this guy home?</line>
 <line start="1401" end="1450" speaker="homestar">I was about to give you your Decemberween make-out present.</line>
 <line start="1451" end="1456" speaker="homestar" sfx="very yes">clicking noises</line>
 <line start="1457" end="1501" speaker="marzipan">This is serious, Homestar. Senor Cardgage is dying!</line>
 <line start="1502" end="1528" speaker="homestar">Oh, cool. Then we'll just make out after.</line>
 <line start="1529" end="1551" speaker="homestar">What do you give him, five minutes?</line>
 <line start="1552" end="1563" speaker="homestar">No minutes?</line>
 <line start="1565" end="1575" speaker="homestar">No minutes?</line>
 <line start="1576" end="1622" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, I don't have time to trick you into making out with a mop again this year.</line>
 <line start="1623" end="1697" speaker="marzipan">Hmm, if we cram him full of enough holiday cheer, maybe he can squeeze out a Decemberween miracle!</line>
 <line start="1698" end="1722" speaker="homestar">Hey, I love cramming holiday cheer.</line>
 <line start="1723" end="1758" speaker="homestar">I'll go get my tinsel-wrapped cram rod!</line>
 <line start="1789" end="1799" speaker="homestar">Okay, I'm back.</line>
 <line start="1803" end="1832" speaker="sfx">music</line>
 <line start="1833" end="1897"><homestar>Coach Z's been drinking non-specific mouthwash-ween.</homestar><marzipan>Coach Z's been drinking non-specific mouthwash-ween.</marzipan></line>
 <line start="1898" end="1915">I need you to sign here.</line>
 <line start="1923" end="1974" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="very yes">Oh, thanks guys. That warms my heart.</line>
 <line start="1975" end="2015" speaker="strongsad">Not enough to stave off the onset of hypothermia, of course.</line>
 <line start="2016" end="2040" speaker="strongsad">But a month-long coma's nothing I haven't dealt with before.</line>
 <line start="2041" end="2060"><strongsad>But a month-long coma's nothing I haven't dealt with before.</strongsad><cardgage sfx="very yes">shivering noises</cardgage></line>
 <line start="2061" end="2105" speaker="cardgage">Ohhh... My coma's toast...</line>
 <line start="2106" end="2116" speaker="marzipan">Time to go!</line>
 <line start="2122" end="2150" speaker="sfx">music</line>
 <line start="2161" end="2171" speaker="pompom">bubbling noises</line>
 <line start="2191" end="2204" speaker="pompom">bubbling noises</line>
 <line start="2222" end="2235" speaker="pompom">bubbling noises</line>
 <line start="2246" end="2269" speaker="pompom">bubbling noises</line>
 <line start="2288" end="2293" speaker="pompom">bubbling noises</line>
 <line start="2308" end="2314" speaker="sfx">squeaky squeaky!</line>
 <line start="2315" end="2327" speaker="sfx">click!</line>
 <line start="2328" end="2376" speaker="marzipan">Okay, now we need to make the corresponding newsletter to brag about our family.</line>
 <line start="2384" end="2393" speaker="marzipan" sfx="very yes">deep breath</line>
 <line start="2397" end="2419" speaker="marzipan">This year was so great! Our family is so great!</line>
 <line start="2420" end="2449" speaker="marzipan">I can't believe Homestar has started fourth grade! How time flies.</line>
 <line start="2450" end="2459" speaker="marzipan">It's so great!</line>
 <line start="2460" end="2502" speaker="marzipan">Senor Cardgage won first place in sports and was selected to be terminally ill!</line>
 <line start="2503" end="2534" speaker="marzipan">I am in book club and PTA carpool and redoing the back-splash.</line>
 <line start="2535" end="2542" speaker="marzipan">It's so great!</line>
 <line start="2543" end="2574" speaker="marzipan">Warm wishes, The Marzipan-Homestar-Cardgages.</line>
 <line start="2575" end="2639" speaker="homestar">Our family is, literately and figuratively, so great!</line>
 <line start="2640" end="2651" speaker="cardgage" sfx="very yes">groan</line>
 <line start="2652" end="2653" speaker="marzipan">Movin' on!</line>
 <line start="2654" end="2687" speaker="sfx">music</line>
 <line start="2688" end="2726" speaker="bubs">I've got a deal on everything. I've got all sorts of stuff!</line>
 <line start="2727" end="2753" speaker="homestar">Say, Bubs. What's this line for?</line>
 <line start="2754" end="2769" speaker="bubs">The holidays.</line>
 <line start="2770" end="2793" speaker="homestar">Perfect! How long is it?</line>
 <line start="2794" end="2838" speaker="bubs">Three miles or eighteen days. Whichever comes first.</line>
 <line start="2839" end="2860" speaker="cardgage" sfx="very yes">groan</line>
 <line start="2861" end="2885" speaker="marzipan">All right, that's enough. Let's move. Preoow!</line>
 <line start="2886" end="2914" speaker="sfx">music</line>

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Nothing crams Decemberween cheer like the annual lighting ''{Cut to wider shot of Coach Z, Homestar, Marzipan and Cardgage standing around the telephone pole.  Yellow lights are strung from the pole, and an orange extension cord is in the foreground.  Cardgage sways.}'' of the lights attached to a pole in a tree-shaped fashion.

''{Cut back to the shot of Coach Z and Homestar.  Homestar has picked up the extension cord.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If this doesn't cure him, nothing will!

'''COACH Z:''' Don't I know it! Last year, these lights cured me of chronic athlete's tongue and the year before that, it was rub rash, and then hot pooey—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Excuse me, you're disgusting.  Barf.

''{Homestar throws up and turns away.  Coach Z looks disappointed.  Homestar than plugs in the extension cord.}''

''{Cut to a wider shot.  The lights turn on.}''

'''COACH Z & MARZIPAN:''' Oh!

''{Cut to medium shot of Marzipan and Cardgage. Cardgage is disheveled and his glasses are falling off.}'''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh wow, if it was pitch black and I squinted and was a few miles away, ''{cut to a wide silhouette of all standing around the tree}'' this would sort of look like a tree almost! ''{Cut back to previous shot.}'' Isn't it wonderous, Senor? A real miracle-inducing spectacle, isn't it?

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{moans}'' Oh, my Toyota Cressida... ''{Cardgage falls down}''

''{Cut to wider shot with Cardgage in the snow.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, no!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, yes!

''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat come in from the bottom of the frame.  Cut to medium shot of Marzipan and Strong Bad, with Strong Mad in a sweater and The Cheat green hat behind him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What's goin' on here?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Help, quick! I think Senor Cardgage is dying!

'''STRONG BAD:''' And what makes you think that?

''{Cut to close up of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' He told me so when I brought him a hot covered dish to brighten his dismal life.

''{Cut back to the medium shot}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''He'' told you. ''{Close up of Strong Bad}''  You decided to take at face value something the guy who lives in a bush and talks to melty candy bars said.

''{Cut back to medium shot}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Maybe?

'''STRONG BAD:''' And, who not fifteen minutes ago, told me I ''{cut to the Basement of the Brothers Strong.  Strong Bad is standing on the arm of the orange couch and Cardgage is standing next to it.  Marzipan's dish is sitting on the couch.}'' "might paste away if I Dinty Moore." ''{Strong Bad begins to leap on the dish.}''

''{Cut back to The Field.  Cardgage stirs and holds up a can that says "Dented")''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' You rally might, Pez dispenser. ''{He collapses}''

''{Close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Besides, everybody knows the way to save Senor Cardgage is to cut a bunch of motor sports magazines in half and pour gravy on a defibrillator.  A-like so.

''{Cut Strong Mad with magazines that read "Modasports.  The 2[covered] Tomatocyle!!!! Daaaang!"  The Cheat is standing next to a defibrillator and a gravy boat. Strong Mad grunts and pulls the magazines apart.  The Cheat then takes the gravy boat and pours the gravy on the defibrillator. Music plays and the silhouette of Cardgage can be seen rising.}''

''{Cut to a shot of Cardgage with rays behind him, standing tall.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Oh, my grabness, grabness. It really is—

''{Cut to a shot of all standing around the tree.  Strong Sad is still in his tub, next to The King of Town and Strong Mad. The Poopsmith is standing behind Bubs screen left.}''

'''ALL:''' A Decemberween mackerel!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappointed}'' And nobody's dying.

''{Cut to an emaciated Homsar lying in the snow, his hat faintly wiggling as he speaks}''

'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAa! I'm your death's door neighbor. Puff. Cough. Toff. -->

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