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<line start="64" end="83" speaker="homestar">Oh man, Pom Pom. </line>
<line start="84" end="114" speaker="homestar"> This Halloween’s going to be the Christmas bomb. </line>
<line start="115" end="123" speaker="homestar">Hot tricks, <span style="visibility:hidden;">cool treats, good friends, and MURDER!</span></line>
<line start="124" end="139" speaker="homestar">Hot tricks, cool treats, <span style="visibility:hidden;">good friends, and MURDER!</span></line>
<line start="140" end="147" speaker="homestar">Hot tricks, cool treats, good friends, and <span style="visibility:hidden;">MURDER!</span></line>
<line start="148" end="155" speaker="homestar">Hot tricks, cool treats, good friends, and MURDER!</line>
<line start="156" end="174"><sfx>dramatic music</sfx><!--<text>I KILLED POM POM!</text>--></line>
<line start="175" end="180" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="181" end="199" speaker="homestar">What? Murder?</line>
<line start="200" end="227" speaker="homestar">Naw, that doesn’t sound like sumpin’ <i>I</i> would say.</line>
<line start="228" end="259" speaker="homestar">I was probably talking about the crisp, cool air, <span style="visibility:hidden;">the fallen leaves dappling the MURDER!</span></line>
<line start="260" end="283" speaker="homestar">I was probably talking about the crisp, cool air, the fallen leaves dappling the <span style="visibility:hidden;">MURDER!</span></line>
<line start="284" end="289" speaker="homestar">I was probably talking about the crisp, cool air, the fallen leaves dappling the MURDER!</line>
<line start="290" end="308"><sfx>dramatic music</sfx><!--<text>I KILLED POM POM!</text>--></line>
<line start="309" end="315" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="315" end="324" speaker="homestar">Naw, man.</line>
<line start="325" end="338" speaker="homestar">You’re hearin’ things.</line>
<line start="339" end="343" speaker="homestar">I was just talking about <span style="visibility:hidden;">MURDER!</span></line>
<line start="344" end="350">
<homestar>I was just talking about <span style="visibility:hidden;">MURDER!</span></homestar>
<pompom>bouncing noises</pompom>
</line>
<line start="351" end="363" speaker="homestar">I was just talking about MURDER!
<sfx>dramatic music</sfx>
<!--<text>I KILLED POM POM!</text>-->
</line>
<line start="364" end="380" speaker="homestar">And, you know, like this time of year <span style="visibility:hidden;">sometimes there's a little bit of MURDER!</span>
</line>
<line start="381" end="392" speaker="homestar">And, you know, like this time of year sometimes there's a little bit of <span style="visibility:hidden;">MURDER!</span>
</line>
<line start="393" end="398" speaker="homestar">And, you know, like this time of year sometimes there's a little bit of MURDER!
<sfx>dramatic music</sfx>
<!--<text>I KILLED POM POM!</text>-->
</line>
<line start="399" end="413" speaker="homestar">And maybe a little bit of <span style="visibility:hidden;">MURDER!</span>
</line>
<line start="414" end="418" speaker="homestar">And maybe a little bit of MURDER!
<sfx>dramatic music</sfx>
<!--<text>I KILLED POM POM!</text>-->
</line>
<line start="419" end="441" speaker="homestar">But I would <i>never</i> say anything about—
</line>
<line start="442" end="448" speaker="homestar">WAAH! <span style="visibility:hidden;">MURDER!</span>
</line>
<line start="449" end="457" speaker="homestar">WAAH! MURDER!
</line>
<line start="458" end="470"><sfx>dramatic music</sfx><!--<text>I KILLED POM POM!</text>--></line>
<line start="471" end="476" speaker="homestar">Pom Pom!</line>
<line start="477" end="504" speaker="homestar">What happened? Did you get popped?</line>
<line start="505" end="520" speaker="homestar">Say a few bubbles!</line>
<line start="521" end="539" speaker="homestar">You can’t be dead!</line>
<line start="540" end="573" speaker="homestar">You’re my best friend and concubine! <span style="visibility:hidden;">Oh, I should really look up what that word me-he-he-he-heeeans!
</span></line>
<line start="574" end="626" speaker="homestar">You’re my best friend and concubine! Oh, I should really look up what that word me-he-he-he-heeeans!</line>
<line start="627" end="640" speaker="strongbad">Whoa-ho-HO!</line>
<line start="641" end="690" speaker="strongbad">What manner of stitch witchery have I stumbled upon <i>this</i> Hallows-eve? </line>
<line start="691" end="746" speaker="homestar"> Oh, Strong Bad, I think my evil jealous side secretly killed Pom Pom</line>
<line start="747" end="783" speaker="homestar">without even telling my dopey lovable side!
</line>
<line start="784" end="806" speaker="strongbad">Alright, settle down, Homestar.
</line>
<line start="807" end="831" speaker="strongbad">Unky Strong Bad’ll getcha through this.</line>
<line start="832" end="862" speaker="strongbad">Now, tell me exactly what happened.</line>
<line start="862" end="914" speaker="homestar">Well, it all started 117 days ago...</line>
<line start="915" end="937"><sfx>dramatic music</sfx><!--<text>4 hours later...</text>--></line>
<line start="940" end="994" speaker="homestar">...And then I turned back around, and there was a puddle of Pom Pom at my feet!</line>
<line start="995" end="1019" speaker="strongbad">And no-one else saw anything.</line>
<line start="1020" end="1033" speaker="homestar">No-one!</line>
<line start="1034" end="1064" speaker="homestar">Well, there was that inflatable pumpkin, but...</line>
<line start="1065" end="1100" speaker="homestar">...I think he said something about having a previous engagement.</line>
<line start="1101" end="1137" speaker="homestar">Man, I like that pumpkin. I should really get his phone number.</line>
<line start="1138" end="1174" speaker="strongbad">Well, it definitely sounds like you killed Pom Pom.</line>
<line start="1175" end="1203" speaker="strongbad">First thing you need to do is dispose of the body.</line>
<line start="1204" end="1256" speaker="strongbad">Here. Go to Bubs's and get everything on this laminated murder cover-up checklist.</line>
<line start="1257" end="1301" speaker="strongbad">Plus a... twelver of Cold Ones and a dozen maple Bismarcks...
<line start="1302" end="1314" speaker="strongbad">...for the cover-up.</line>
<line start="1315" end="1339" speaker="strongbad">Then meet me back in my basement.</line>
<line start="1340" end="1372" speaker="homestar">Thanks, Strong Bad! You're a real cartoon pal!</line>
<line start="1373" end="1385" speaker="sfx">fooststeps</line>
<line start="1386" end="1428" speaker="strongbad">Oh-ho! Oh, this is gonna be a real good night.</line>
<line start="1429" end="1493" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">singing</line>
<line start="1494" end="1564" speaker="bubs">Heh heh! I'd like to see those teenagers try to egg the concession stand this year,</line>
<line start="1565" end="1598" speaker="bubs">now that I own an ostrich farm!</line>
<line start="1599" end="1646" speaker="coachz">Boy, I'll say! And these piña colordas are torp nortch!</line>
<line start="1657" end="1661" speaker="sfx">footsteps</line>
<line start="1662" end="1679" speaker="homestar"Oh, hey there, say there, Bubs!</line>
<line start="1680" end="1705" speaker="bubs">Happy Halloween, Homestar!</line>
<line start="1706" end="1732" speaker="coachz">Yeah! And <em>I'm</em> standing here!</line>
<line start="1752" end="1778" speaker="homestar">Just the essentials tonight. Just the essentials.</line>
<line start="1779" end="1807" speaker="homestar">Let me get a, uh, 50-gallon drum of bleach...</line>
<line start="1808" end="1814" <bubs>Check.</bubs><sfx>slam</sfx></line>
<line start="1815" end="1837" speaker="homestar">And a 50-gallon drum of saw blades...</line>
<line start="1838" end="1846" <bubs>Sounds good.</bubs><sfx>slam</sfx></line>
<line start="1847" end="1873" speaker="homestar">And a 50-gallon drum of body bags.</line>
<line start="1874" end="1887" speaker="bubs">Reasonable.</line>
<line start="1888" end="1932" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover"> (thinking) Alright, Homestar, you got this. These guys don't suspect a thing!</line>
<line start="1933" end="1975" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover"> Just order these last few everyday items, and we're in the clear!</line>
<line start="1976" end="2050" speaker="homestar"> <em>nervously</em> Um, I need a... 12-pack of Cold Ones...!</line>
<line start="2051" end="2105" speaker="homestar">And, um... a dozen maple Bismarcks-</line>
<line start="2106" end="2138" speaker="homestar" volume="1.1">I don't know what Bismarcks are! I killed Pom Pom!
<line start="2139" end="2174" speaker="bubs">Simmer down, Homestar! It's all right!</line>
<line start="2175" end="2214" speaker="bubs">We've all made, quote-un-quote, "mistakes".</line>
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