Subtitles:sbemail9/en

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  <line start="18" end="53" speaker="strongbad">I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email.</line>
  <line start="64" end="75" speaker="strongbad">"I love you,"</line>
  <line start="81" end="188" speaker="strongbad">"foo-kwoo-gadsh-ginna-sith-jess-dub-kuh-sah-dabba-ka-fabba-ka-vaib-vuff"</line>
  <line start="194" end="221" speaker="strongbad">Look, fhqwgadshg...</line>
  <line start="222" end="246" speaker="strongbad">can I just call you fhqwgads?</line>
  <line start="247" end="265" speaker="strongbad">Look fhqwhgads,</line>
  <line start="266" end="299" speaker="strongbad">I'm sorry to say, but the feeling's not mutual.</line>
  <line start="301" end="331" speaker="strongbad">Mainly because of your long freakin' name.</line>
  <line start="332" end="373" speaker="strongbad">I mean in the time it took me to say your name, I coulda done all kinds of stuff.</line>
  <line start="374" end="436" speaker="strongbad">Like paint a picture... of a guy... with a big knife.</line>
  <line start="437" end="475" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, in fact, I'm gonna get started on that right now.</line>
  <line start="500" end="529" speaker="sfx">a bird sings</line>
  <line start="530" end="560" speaker="strongbad">Oh yeah! This is looking great.</line>
  <line start="561" end="585" speaker="strongbad">I mean, I think I could probably sell this at like</line>
  <line start="586" end="608" speaker="strongbad">the arts and crafts fair, you know...</line>
  <line start="609" end="667" speaker="strongbad">to maybe some POWs, or, like, somebody's dad...</line>
  <line start="668" end="680" speaker="thepaper">Preeeow!</line>
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