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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail182.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="17" end="80" speaker="strongbad">When I was sixteen I sold all my emails and hit the road.</line> <line start="81" end="147" speaker="strongbad">"Have you ever made a sbmail about a business trip or something serious? Think about it."</line> <line start="148" end="178"> <strongbad>"Roxy, V-A."</strongbad> <sfx>turntable scratching</sfx> </line> <line start="179" end="226" speaker="strongbad">I think we should <i>seriously</i> talk about your name, Roxy.</line> <line start="227" end="312" speaker="strongbad">I'm afraid your career choices may be limited to a Limozeen groupie or maybe an American Gladiator.</line> <line start="313" end="355" speaker="strongbad">Something involving you wearing scantily clothes.</line> <line start="356" end="408" speaker="strongbad">You don't meet too many Professors of Women Studies named Roxy.</line> <line start="409" end="474" speaker="strongbad">As for business trips, The Cheat and I are being sent to a conference in a just a few seconds here.</line> <line start="475" end="498" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, you ready to ro'?</line> <line start="499" end="515" speaker="homestar">Sure am, Sam!</line> <line start="516" end="539" speaker="strongbad">Hey, you're not The Cheat.</line> <line start="540" end="622" speaker="homestar">Nah, not any more. The Cheat got promoted to Junior Executive Of Not Having To Go On Pointless Business Trips.</line> <line start="623" end="660" speaker="strongbad">What! I've been trying to get that job for years.</line> <line start="661" end="687" speaker="homestar">So, it's just going to be me and you.</line> <line start="688" end="743" speaker="homestar">Sleepin' out under the stars. Roasting some <i>marshmallows</i>.</line> <line start="744" end="795" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, this is a <i>business</i> trip, not a camping trip.</line> <line start="796" end="853" speaker="homestar">Oh. Oh, I see. I guess I shouldn't have brought these, then.</line> <line start="868" end="912" speaker="strongbad">All right, Homestar. We got to start talking loudly about our business trip,</line> <line start="913" end="953" speaker="strongbad">so everyone around us knows we're on a business trip.</line> <line start="954" end="1032" speaker="strongbad">Uh, continental breakfast? More like, in-continental blech-fast!</line> <line start="1033" end="1075" speaker="homestar">Yeah, seal the deal! Seal the deal!</line> <line start="1076" end="1103" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, what are those jangles?</line> <line start="1104" end="1167" speaker="homestar">Oh, airport security. You know how it is these days. Roll my eyes.</line> <line start="1168" end="1251" speaker="strongbad">Well, hurry up. We've got to get there before the keynote starts so we can ditch out five minutes after the keynote starts.</line> <line start="1258" end="1356" speaker="strongsad">Welcome to Reducing Your Business's Carbon Footprint Is Not A Matter of Buying Everyone Smaller Shoes.</line> <line start="1357" end="1384" speaker="strongsad">Please allow me to begin.</line> <line start="1385" end="1408" speaker="strongbad">That's our cue.</line> <line start="1420" end="1461" speaker="strongsad">And we'll go ahead and break for lunch.</line> <line start="1462" end="1529" speaker="strongbad">Man, there's nothing like a couple of ice cold Expen$e Account Ones while on a business trip.</line> <line start="1530" end="1584" speaker="homestar">Boy, I'll say. I've been going nuts with our lanyard per diem.</line> <line start="1585" end="1610" speaker="strongbad">Let's see what's next on the itinerary.</line> <line start="1611" end="1638" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Take off wedding rings, check.</line> <line start="1639" end="1672" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Complain about hotel mattress, check.</line> <line start="1673" end="1737" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Talk about how our dogs are killing us... uh, we're not quite there yet.</line> <line start="1738" end="1768" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Collect dry twigs for kindling?</line> <line start="1769" end="1780" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">That's a check.</line> <line start="1781" end="1814" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Meet hot female executives for drinks.</line> <line start="1815" end="1850" speaker="strongbad">Mmmmm... mostly check?</line> <line start="1851" end="1860" speaker="strongbad">Oh, crap!</line> <line start="1861" end="1905" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">We gotta go seal the deal with the foreign conglomerate in ten minutes!</line> <line start="1906" end="1964" speaker="homestar">And not a moment too soon! I think I heard a bear rustling in the woods!</line> <line start="1965" end="1979" sfx="sfx">gong</line> <line start="1980" end="2020" speaker="kingoftown">All right, gentlemen, here's how this is going to go down.</line> <line start="2021" end="2062" speaker="kingoftown">I'm gonna write a number on this piece of paper.</line> <line start="2063" end="2092" sfx="sfx">squishing noises</line> <line start="2093" end="2149" speaker="strongbad">Uh, King, you wrote a piece of lasagna on this piece of paper.</line> <line start="2150" end="2193" speaker="kingoftown">And I ain't budging! Now where are those units?</line> <line start="2194" end="2236" speaker="strongbad">What units? I thought we were just here to seal the deal.</line> <line start="2237" end="2275" speaker="homestar">Oh. Strong Bad wouldn't let me bring all of them.</line> <line start="2276" end="2328" speaker="homestar">But I did manage to smuggle these two past airport security.</line> <line start="2329" end="2344" speaker="strongbad">What the sense make?!</line> <line start="2345" end="2401" speaker="kingoftown">All right, I'll take it! You boys drive a soft bargain.</line> <line start="2402" end="2439" speaker="kingoftown">Poopsmith! Prepare the bathtub!</line> <line start="2440" end="2484" speaker="strongbad">Well, cramp my style. We sealed the deal!</line> <line start="2485" end="2529" speaker="strongbad">Go ahead Homestar, you— you've earned it.</line> <line start="2530" end="2581" speaker="homestar">My dogs are killing me!</line> <line start="2582" end="2680" speaker="strongbad">But the real reason for business trips is to buy last minute peanut brittle and crappy souvenirs from airport gift shops for your kids!</line> <line start="2681" end="2699" speaker="thecheat" sfx="sfx">annoyed The Cheat noises</line> <line start="2700" end="2730" speaker="strongbad">No, see, it's an airplane!</line> <line start="2731" end="2753" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That swims!</line> <line start="2754" end="2769" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And loves St. Louis!</line> <line start="2770" end="2787" speaker="thecheat" sfx="sfx">annoyed The Cheat noises</line> <line start="2788" end="2799" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Fine, then!</line> <line start="2800" end="2820" speaker="strongbad">Strong Mad will appreciate it.</line> <line start="2821" end="2852" speaker="strongmad" voiceover="voiceover">NO I WON'T!</line> <line start="2877" end="2904" speaker="newpaper" sfx="sfx">shuffling noises</line> <line start="2923" end="2966" speaker="strongbad">The peanut brittle could've swam better than that.</line> <line start="2983" end="3057" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Cool, refreshing Expen$e Account Ones make everything go down smooth.</line> <line start="3058" end="3127" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Including that moron from delivereceivables they sent you on the road with.</line> <line start="3128" end="3188" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Yes, that's right, he just made a "You Go Girl" joke.</line> </transcript>
