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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail167.swf" width="550" height="400"> | <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail167.swf" width="550" height="400"> | ||
- | <line start="18" end="66" speaker="strongbad">< | + | <line start="18" end="66" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Coach Z is not that cool, here comes an email!</line> |
<line start="71" end="86" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,</line> | <line start="71" end="86" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,</line> | ||
<line start="87" end="139" speaker="strongbad">"I was at the movies last night, and this little girl behind me wouldn't shut up!</line> | <line start="87" end="139" speaker="strongbad">"I was at the movies last night, and this little girl behind me wouldn't shut up!</line> | ||
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<line start="207" end="232" speaker="strongbad">A person called Cooper, from the city of Franklin, in the state of Tennessee.</line> | <line start="207" end="232" speaker="strongbad">A person called Cooper, from the city of Franklin, in the state of Tennessee.</line> | ||
<line start="235" end="250" speaker="strongbad">Toldja I could do it.</line> | <line start="235" end="250" speaker="strongbad">Toldja I could do it.</line> | ||
- | <line start="251" end="268" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover"> | + | <line start="251" end="268" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">dismissive The Cheat noises</line> |
<line start="270" end="293" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I feel ya, Coopreme.</line> | <line start="270" end="293" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I feel ya, Coopreme.</line> | ||
<line start="294" end="341" speaker="strongbad">It's a good thing they make you turn off your bazookas before movies man,</line> | <line start="294" end="341" speaker="strongbad">It's a good thing they make you turn off your bazookas before movies man,</line> | ||
<line start="342" end="409" speaker="strongbad">or every one of my theater-going experiences would end in smoldering crater fashion.</line> | <line start="342" end="409" speaker="strongbad">or every one of my theater-going experiences would end in smoldering crater fashion.</line> | ||
<line start="410" end="445" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The experience starts out promising enough...</line> | <line start="410" end="445" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The experience starts out promising enough...</line> | ||
- | <line start="448" end="517" speaker="cardgage">Good | + | <line start="448" end="517" speaker="cardgage">Good evening, Bontilda. Forty-twone will be on your lest.</line> |
<line start="518" end="536" speaker="strongbad">Just you watch, The Cheat!</line> | <line start="518" end="536" speaker="strongbad">Just you watch, The Cheat!</line> | ||
<line start="537" end="602" speaker="strongbad">Someday <em>I'm</em> gonna be the one tearin' tickets and tellin' folks that forty-twone will be on their lest!</line> | <line start="537" end="602" speaker="strongbad">Someday <em>I'm</em> gonna be the one tearin' tickets and tellin' folks that forty-twone will be on their lest!</line> | ||
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<line start="1267" end="1297" speaker="strongsad">and he has a Bacon number of four!</line> | <line start="1267" end="1297" speaker="strongsad">and he has a Bacon number of four!</line> | ||
<line start="1298" end="1320" speaker="strongbad">And <em>THIS</em> is my <em>FIST!!</em></line> | <line start="1298" end="1320" speaker="strongbad">And <em>THIS</em> is my <em>FIST!!</em></line> | ||
- | <line start="1321" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">You might remember it from < | + | <line start="1321" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">You might remember it from <em>Bloodied Pulp</em>: The amazingly true story of your face in five seconds!</line> |
- | <line start="1401" end="1439" speaker="strongsad">He was in | + | <line start="1401" end="1439" speaker="strongsad">He was in Dangeresque 1 and 2.</line> |
<line start="1441" end="1487"> | <line start="1441" end="1487"> | ||
<thecheat>crunching The Cheat noises</thecheat> | <thecheat>crunching The Cheat noises</thecheat> | ||
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<line start="1610" end="1701" sfx="sfx">Mariachi music</line> | <line start="1610" end="1701" sfx="sfx">Mariachi music</line> | ||
<line start="1702" end="1754" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And that brings me to the little girl behind me who wouldn't shut up.</line> | <line start="1702" end="1754" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And that brings me to the little girl behind me who wouldn't shut up.</line> | ||
- | <line start="1755" end="1800" speaker="homestar">< | + | <line start="1755" end="1800" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> Ever and more! Ever and more! Ever and moooore!</line> |
- | <line start="1801" end="1837" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This is the kind of person that likes to talk | + | <line start="1801" end="1837" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This is the kind of person that likes to talk through the movie.</line> |
<line start="1838" end="1903" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But not in the usual "Don't go in there!" or "Oh, no, he di'n't!" type of way.</line> | <line start="1838" end="1903" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But not in the usual "Don't go in there!" or "Oh, no, he di'n't!" type of way.</line> | ||
<line start="1904" end="1951" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He just... made smalltalk with the characters. Chit chat.</line> | <line start="1904" end="1951" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He just... made smalltalk with the characters. Chit chat.</line> | ||
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<line start="2285" end="2324" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2"><em>DO YOU NOT NOTICE THE GIANT MOVIE OVER HERE?!</em></line> | <line start="2285" end="2324" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2"><em>DO YOU NOT NOTICE THE GIANT MOVIE OVER HERE?!</em></line> | ||
<line start="2325" end="2376" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2"><em>WERE ALL THE LOCAL SIT-AROUND-AND-SUCK-OUT-LOUD PLACES CLOSED?!</em></line> | <line start="2325" end="2376" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2"><em>WERE ALL THE LOCAL SIT-AROUND-AND-SUCK-OUT-LOUD PLACES CLOSED?!</em></line> | ||
- | <line start="2377" end="2418" speaker="strongbad">< | + | <line start="2377" end="2418" speaker="strongbad"><em>(imitating ringtone)</em> Oooh, di-a-lo-do, da-a-lo-do, di-a-lo-do, <span style="visibility:hidden"><em>DIE!!</em></span></line> |
- | <line start="2418" end="2434" speaker="strongbad">< | + | <line start="2418" end="2434" speaker="strongbad"><em>(imitating ringtone)</em> Oooh, di-a-lo-do, da-a-lo-do, di-a-lo-do, <em>DIE!!</em></line> |
<line start="2434" end="2443" sfx="sfx">BOOM!</line> | <line start="2434" end="2443" sfx="sfx">BOOM!</line> | ||
- | <line start="2444" end="2481" speaker="strongbad">So, that's why I'm not allowed at the movies | + | <line start="2444" end="2481" speaker="strongbad">So, that's why I'm not allowed at the movies any more.</line> |
<line start="2482" end="2530" speaker="strongbad">But I don't care. I brought my movie viewing into the digital age.</line> | <line start="2482" end="2530" speaker="strongbad">But I don't care. I brought my movie viewing into the digital age.</line> | ||
<line start="2531" end="2561" speaker="strongbad">And I dig-it-all!!!</line> | <line start="2531" end="2561" speaker="strongbad">And I dig-it-all!!!</line> | ||
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<line start="2724" end="2745" speaker="strongbad" volume=".9">Kind of a hypocrite!</line> | <line start="2724" end="2745" speaker="strongbad" volume=".9">Kind of a hypocrite!</line> | ||
<line start="2752" end="2769" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">Gonna shut up now...</line> | <line start="2752" end="2769" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">Gonna shut up now...</line> | ||
- | <line start="2770" end="2781" | + | <line start="2770" end="2781" sfx="sfx">Preeeow!</line> |
<line start="2810" end="2900" speaker="homestar">Oh man. This movie has it all. Cinema has never Luked so Wilson.</line> | <line start="2810" end="2900" speaker="homestar">Oh man. This movie has it all. Cinema has never Luked so Wilson.</line> | ||
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