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<line start="793" end="808" speaker="strongbad">Can I get a witness?</line> | <line start="793" end="808" speaker="strongbad">Can I get a witness?</line> | ||
<line start="817" end="825" speaker="strongbad">Bubs?</line> | <line start="817" end="825" speaker="strongbad">Bubs?</line> | ||
- | <line start="831" end=" | + | <line start="831" end="859" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2">Aaaah! The Lappy's tail!</line> |
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<line start="860" end="892"> | <line start="860" end="892"> | ||
- | <strongbad | + | <strongbad>I'll save you, Lappy-pie... poo...</strongbad> |
<sfx>suspenseful music plays</sfx> | <sfx>suspenseful music plays</sfx> | ||
</line> | </line> | ||
<line start="898" end="951" speaker="strongbad">Just keep your pixels on. Strong Bad's got everything under control-alt-delete.</line> | <line start="898" end="951" speaker="strongbad">Just keep your pixels on. Strong Bad's got everything under control-alt-delete.</line> | ||
<line start="969" end="990" speaker="strongbad">Who put you up here— Wha?!?</line> | <line start="969" end="990" speaker="strongbad">Who put you up here— Wha?!?</line> | ||
- | <line start="1001" end="1034" speaker="strongbad" voiceover | + | <line start="1001" end="1034" speaker="strongbad" voiceover>It's my crappier and crappiest computers!</line> |
- | <line start="1038" end=" | + | <line start="1038" end="1089" speaker="strongbad">Careful guys, let's not do anything inappropriate with that magnet...</line> |
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<line start="1091" end="1136" speaker="strongbad">I've got a lot of important text files on that 5 meg hard drive...</line> | <line start="1091" end="1136" speaker="strongbad">I've got a lot of important text files on that 5 meg hard drive...</line> | ||
<line start="1141" end="1193" speaker="strongbad">Now just let the Lappy go, and we can all go out for Hushpuppies.</line> | <line start="1141" end="1193" speaker="strongbad">Now just let the Lappy go, and we can all go out for Hushpuppies.</line> | ||
<line start="1195" end="1221" speaker="strongbad">You guys still like Hushpuppies, don't you?</line> | <line start="1195" end="1221" speaker="strongbad">You guys still like Hushpuppies, don't you?</line> | ||
<line start="1227" end="1244" speaker="sfx">pops and fizzes</line> | <line start="1227" end="1244" speaker="sfx">pops and fizzes</line> | ||
- | <line start="1245" end="1272" speaker="strongbad | + | <line start="1245" end="1272" speaker="strongbad">Okay, fine. Hushpuppies are out.</line> |
<line start="1275" end="1311" speaker="strongbad">For some reason I... I thought you guys liked Hushpuppies.</line> | <line start="1275" end="1311" speaker="strongbad">For some reason I... I thought you guys liked Hushpuppies.</line> | ||
<line start="1311" end="1337" speaker="sfx">lots of sparks and fizzes</line> | <line start="1311" end="1337" speaker="sfx">lots of sparks and fizzes</line> | ||
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<line start="1611" end="1683" speaker="strongbad">Those guys couldn't check an email with the help of sixty horses dressed up as IT professionals!</line> | <line start="1611" end="1683" speaker="strongbad">Those guys couldn't check an email with the help of sixty horses dressed up as IT professionals!</line> | ||
<line start="1692" end="1704" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line> | <line start="1692" end="1704" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line> | ||
- | <line start="1706" end="1741" speaker="strongbad | + | <line start="1706" end="1741" speaker="strongbad">Okay, okay, okay! I'll do my best.</line> |
<line start="1744" end="1794" speaker="strongbad">If it'll save the orphanage... I mean, my Lappy, I'll do it.</line> | <line start="1744" end="1794" speaker="strongbad">If it'll save the orphanage... I mean, my Lappy, I'll do it.</line> | ||
<line start="1796" end="1842" speaker="strongbad">Now, let's check emails like it was the deuce double-ought dweice!</line> | <line start="1796" end="1842" speaker="strongbad">Now, let's check emails like it was the deuce double-ought dweice!</line> | ||
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<line start="1864" end="1937" speaker="strongbad">It just means 2002... I... thought it was slick... slick-rick... way to talk...</line> | <line start="1864" end="1937" speaker="strongbad">It just means 2002... I... thought it was slick... slick-rick... way to talk...</line> | ||
<line start="1956" end="2033" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Green lines, green, green lines. It's a Strong Bad Email again.</line> | <line start="1956" end="2033" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Green lines, green, green lines. It's a Strong Bad Email again.</line> | ||
- | <line start="2037" end="2056" speaker="strongbad"> | + | <line start="2037" end="2056" speaker="strongbad">Dearest Strong Bad,</line> |
- | <line start="2059" end="2095" speaker="strongbad"> | + | <line start="2059" end="2095" speaker="strongbad">Do you remember the email that you deleted the hardest?</line> |
- | <line start="2098" end="2107" speaker="strongbad"> | + | <line start="2098" end="2107" speaker="strongbad">Sincerly,</line> |
- | <line start="2111" end="2125" speaker="strongbad"> | + | <line start="2111" end="2125" speaker="strongbad">Joshoakland</line> |
<line start="2126" end="2149" speaker="strongbad">Well, let's just see here...</line> | <line start="2126" end="2149" speaker="strongbad">Well, let's just see here...</line> | ||
<line start="2150" end="2173" speaker="strongbad">Zero capitalization...</line> | <line start="2150" end="2173" speaker="strongbad">Zero capitalization...</line> |