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  <line start="16" end="64" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh... </line>
  <line start="65" end="98" speaker="strongbad">"Hey, my name is "great looking girl", Strong Bad!"</line>
  <line start="99" end="127" speaker="strongbad">"I she be your girlfriend."</line>
  <line start="130" end="140" speaker="strongbad">Uh... </line>
  <line start="151" end="185" speaker="strongbad">Hey! My name is Strong Bad, great looking girl!</line>
  <line start="186" end="209" speaker="strongbad">I he be your boyfriend.</line>
  <line start="220" end="235" speaker="strongbad">Okay, seriously.</line>
  <line start="238" end="257" speaker="strongbad">All I gotta say about this is...</line>
  <line start="259" end="282" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2">GET IN LINE, SISTER!!!</line>
  <line start="282" end="321" speaker="strongbad">I mean, do you know how many freakin' emails I get like this a DAY?</line>
  <line start="322" end="345" speaker="strongbad">From ladies with <em>proper</em> grammar?</line>
  <line start="347" end="362" speaker="strongbad">I mean, come on!</line>
  <line start="364" end="389" speaker="strongbad">A guy's gotta have some standards right?</line>
  <line start="392" end="420" speaker="strongbad">But, I do feel kinda sorry for you,</line>
  <line start="421" end="444" speaker="strongbad">so I won't let your email go to waste.</line>
  <line start="477" end="502" speaker="strongbad">Okay, so tune in next time:</line>
  <line start="502" end="545" speaker="strongbad">Same Strong Bad time, same Strong Bad channel.</line>
  <line start="545" end="554" speaker="thepaper">Preeeow!</line>
  <line start="595" end="600" speaker="sfx">dong!</line>
  <line start="620" end="625" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
  <line start="640" end="645" speaker="sfx">dong!</line>
  <line start="664" end="669" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
  <line start="690" end="695" speaker="sfx">dong!</line>
  <line start="701" end="706" speaker="sfx">dong!</line>
  <line start="727" end="735" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
  <line start="750" end="755" speaker="sfx">dong!</line>
  <line start="789" end="794" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
  <line start="825" end="830" speaker="sfx">dong!</line>
  <line start="848" end="853" speaker="sfx">door</line>
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