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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail127.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="16" end="38" speaker="strongbad">And if I email you!</line> <line start="40" end="72" speaker="strongbad">Girl, woman! Oh would you email me?</line> <line start="73" end="97" speaker="strongbad">Girl, woman!</line> <line start="101" end="116" speaker="strongbad">Dear Strong Bad,</line> <line start="117" end="142" speaker="strongbad">Why doesn't Homestar ever wear pants?</line> <line start="144" end="182" speaker="strongbad">It's kind of creepy how he walks around with no pants on all the time.</line> <line start="183" end="216" speaker="strongbad">Anyway, blabbity blah, blah blebbity bloo,</line> <line start="220" end="241" speaker="strongbad">I don't care, just get him some pants!</line> <line start="245" end="264" speaker="strongbad">Toot-less, Clanky.</line> <line start="267" end="316" speaker="strongbad">Aw, too long, Clanky, too looong!</line> <line start="317" end="338" speaker="strongbad">Good thing you didn't indent, man,</line> <line start="339" end="376" speaker="strongbad">Or this never woulda made it past my 2nd paragraph filter:</line> <line start="377" end="390" speaker="strongbad">Edga Jr.</line> <line start="390" end="395"> <strongbad>Edga Jr.</strongbad> <sfx>computer beeps</sfx> </line> <line start="395" end="404" speaker="sfx">Computer beeps</line> <line start="405" end="473" speaker="strongbad">Aw, look at him. He's one o' them red-haireded rapscalli... wags.</line> <line start="475" end="510" speaker="strongbad">Well, I think we can salvage this one with a little editing.</line> <line start="511" end="544" speaker="strongbad">Let me once again call upon the services of my trusty,</line> <line start="545" end="559" speaker="strongbad">somewhat dusty,</line> <line start="560" end="603" speaker="strongbad">electronic light-pen input high-tech expensive device!</line> <line start="607" end="621" speaker="strongbad">Now in HD!</line> <line start="625" end="685" speaker="strongbad">Just have to shake up the...expensive electrons here...</line> <line start="689" end="715" speaker="strongbad">All set! So, let's see!</line> <line start="770" end="800" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.7">Expensive high-tech device...</line> <line start="802" end="825" speaker="strongbad">There! Now let's see what we got!</line> <line start="830" end="843" speaker="strongbad">Dear Strong Bad,</line> <line start="845" end="859" speaker="strongbad">Why wear pants?</line> <line start="861" end="890" speaker="strongbad">Creepy pants all the time get some.</line> <line start="893" end="922" speaker="strongbad">Maybe parachute, maybe clown care.</line> <line start="925" end="940" speaker="strongbad">Some ants toot!</line> <line start="941" end="951" speaker="strongbad">Clanky.</line> <line start="958" end="990" speaker="strongbad">Now there's an email worth answering!</line> <line start="992" end="1022" speaker="strongbad">Some ants toot. Tee-hee!</line> <line start="1027" end="1050" speaker="strongbad">So, why wear pants?</line> <line start="1053" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">An age old question. Was it not Adam West who once said, "E—</line> <line start="1110" end="1138" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Bad, check out my creepy pants!</line> <line start="1138" end="1147" speaker="strongbad">Ew, Homestar! What're you wearing them Daisy Dukes for?!</line> <line start="1147" end="1162"> <strongbad>Ew, Homestar! What're you wearing them Daisy Dukes for?!</strongbad> <sfx>sheen</sfx> </line> <line start="1162" end="1185" speaker="strongbad">Ew, Homestar! What're you wearing them Daisy Dukes for?!</line> <line start="1185" end="1214" speaker="homestar">'Cuz you said, "Creepy pants all the time get some."</line> <line start="1216" end="1230" speaker="strongbad">Get some what?</line> <line start="1232" end="1256" speaker="homestar">I dunno. Light globes?</line> <line start="1262" end="1276" speaker="strongbad">...Light globes.</line> <line start="1278" end="1308" speaker="homestar">You know, like in a lamp! Light globes!</line> <line start="1309" end="1322" speaker="sfx">sheen</line> <line start="1322" end="1374" speaker="strongbad">So... You put on hot pants in the hopes of getting some lightbulbs.</line> <line start="1375" end="1386"> <homestar>Globes.</homestar> <sfx>sheen</sfx> </line> <line start="1388" end="1420" speaker="strongbad">Well, since you're here, let's talk about your pants.</line> <line start="1421" end="1456" speaker="strongbad">Or your lack thereof... Daisy Dukes aside.</line> <line start="1456" end="1480" speaker="homestar">What are you talking about, Strong Bad?</line> <line start="1482" end="1501" speaker="homestar">I wear long pants.</line> <line start="1503" end="1545" speaker="strongbad">Um... no, from what I can tell, you wear</line> <line start="1546" end="1594" speaker="strongbad">no pants and have blue soles glued to the bottoms of your feet.</line> <line start="1595" end="1618" speaker="homestar">Well, that's simply not true!</line> <line start="1618" end="1664" speaker="homestar">I have long pants, I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants!</line> <line start="1665" end="1689" speaker="strongbad">Okay, calm down... I didn't mean to—</line> <line start="1689" end="1701" speaker="homestar">Long pants, Strong Bad!</line> <line start="1703" end="1730" speaker="homestar">The longest pants! Everybody everybody! Longest pants!</line> <line start="1730" end="1732" speaker="homestar">Long</line> <line start="1732" end="1734" speaker="homsar">long</line> <line start="1734" end="1736" speaker="marzipan">long</line> <line start="1736" end="1738" speaker="hudge">long</line> <line start="1738" end="1740" speaker="lappy486">long</line> <line start="1740" end="1743" speaker="coachz">long</line> <line start="1743" end="1749" speaker="homestar">pants!</line> <line start="1749" end="1791" speaker="strongbad">Oight! Ah! That's it! We need to get you some serious clown care, man!</line> <line start="1793" end="1808" speaker="homestar">But I was told long pants!</line> <line start="1809" end="1833" speaker="homestar">Long pants! They said long pants!</line> <line start="1834" end="1846" speaker="homestar">Always long pants!</line> <line start="1847" end="1856" speaker="homestar">Long, my pants!</line> <line start="1857" end="1867" speaker="homestar" volume="1.2">Gleaming pants!</line> <line start="1868" end="1883" speaker="homestar" volume="1.4">Glorious pants!</line> <line start="1920" end="1945" speaker="strongbad">Bleh! Egh! BLEEEGGEHHEGH!</line> <line start="1952" end="1955" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line> <line start="1955" end="1968"> <thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat> <sfx>poof!</sfx> </line> <line start="1976" end="1997" speaker="strongbad">Noice work, Clanky.</line> <line start="2000" end="2045" speaker="strongbad">You made Homestar go nuts and you've seriously creeped me out.</line> <line start="2052" end="2083" speaker="strongbad">And how am I supposed to get this crap offa here?</line> <line start="2088" end="2157" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Stupid... made-up technology... that I made up... light pen...</line> <line start="2160" end="2219" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat! Call tech support and tell 'em you broke the Lappy again!</line> <line start="2221" end="2237" speaker="sfx">Preeeeeow!</line> <line start="2245" end="2299" speaker="homestar">Loooonnng paaaannnts!</line> <line start="2300" end="2372" speaker="marzipan"> Awww, there there, Homestar. It's not so bad. Everybody thinks I'm a broom.</line> <line start="2375" end="2393" speaker="homestar">You're not a broom?!</line> </transcript>
