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<!-- Homestar -->
<line start="14" end="70">
 <homestar>One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
</line>
<!-- Strong Mad and The Cheat -->
<line start="70" end="82">
 <sfx>lid opens</sfx>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="82" end="96">
 <thecheat>angry The Cheat noise</thecheat>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="96" end="110">
 <sfx>lid closes</sfx>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="110" end="125">
 <strongmad>Gah!</strongmad>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
</line>
<!-- The Poopsmith -->
<line start="125" end="137">
 <sfx>splatting noises onto the whatsit, to a beat</sfx>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="137" end="152">
 <sfx>splatting noises onto the whatsit, to a beat</sfx>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <thecheat voiceover="yes" volume="0.5">angry The Cheat noise</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="152" end="166">
 <sfx>splatting noises onto the whatsit, to a beat</sfx>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
</line>
<!-- Back to Strong Mad -->
<line start="166" end="179">
 <strongmad>Gah!</strongmad>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
</line>
<!--Bubs-->
<line start="179" end="192">
 <bubs>Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="192" end="205">
 <bubs>Ooh! Aah! <span style="visibility:hidden">Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <thecheat voiceover="yes" volume="0.5">angry The Cheat noise</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="205" end="220">
 <bubs>Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="220" end="235">
 <bubs>Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <strongmad volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Gah!</strongmad>
</line>
<!-- Bubs - Homestar - Poopsmith - Strong Mad/The Cheat -->
<line start="235" end="248">
 <bubs>Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
 <homestar>One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <sfx>splatting noises onto the whatsit, to a beat</sfx>
 <sfx>lid opens</sfx>
</line>
<line start="248" end="262">
 <bubs>Ooh! Aah! <span style="visibility:hidden">Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
 <homestar>One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <sfx>splatting noises onto the whatsit, to a beat</sfx>
 <thecheat>angry The Cheat noise</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="262" end="276">
 <bubs>Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
 <homestar>One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <sfx>splatting noises onto the whatsit, to a beat</sfx>
 <sfx>lid closes</sfx>
</line>
<line start="276" end="289">
 <bubs>Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
 <homestar>One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <sfx>splatting noises onto the whatsit, to a beat</sfx>
 <strongmad>Gah!</strongmad>
</line>
<!--Poopsmith for this round of 1 1/2 of 4 beats-->
<line start="289" end="303">
 <sfx>splatting noises onto the whatsit, to a beat</sfx>
 <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="303" end="306">
 <sfx>splatting noises onto the whatsit, to a beat</sfx>
 <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! <span style="visibility:hidden">Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noise</thecheat>
</line>
<!-- Strong Sad / Coach Z -->
<line start="306" end="317">
 <strongsad>Here I go!</strongsad>
 <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! <span style="visibility:hidden">Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noise</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="317" end="323">
 <strongsad sfx="sfx">pats belly</strongsad>
 <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="323" end="330">
 <sfx>buzzer</sfx>
 <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="330" end="344">
 <coachz>Atta boy!</coachz>
 <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <strongmad volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Gah!</strongmad>
</line>
<line start="344" end="351">
 <strongsad sfx="sfx">pats belly</strongsad>
 <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="351" end="357">
 <sfx>buzzer</sfx>
 <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="357" end="372">
 <coachz>Atta boy!</coachz>
 <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! <span style="visibility:hidden">Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noise</thecheat>
</line>
<!-- King of Town -->
<line start="372" end="377">
 <kingoftown sfx="sfx">eating noises</kingoftown>
 <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <strongsad volume="0.5" sfx="sfx" voiceover="yes">pats belly</strongsad>
</line>
<line start="377" end="385">
 <kingoftown sfx="sfx">eating noises</kingoftown>
 <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <sfx volume="0.5">buzzer</sfx>
</line>
<line start="385" end="399">
 <kingoftown sfx="sfx">eating noises</kingoftown>
 <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <strongmad volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Gah!</strongmad>
 <coachz volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Atta boy!</coachz>
</line>
<!-- Back to Homestar -->
<line start="399" end="407">
 <homestar>One two...</homestar>
 <kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
 <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh!</bubs>
 <strongsad volume="0.5" sfx="sfx" voiceover="yes">pats belly</strongsad>
</line>
<line start="405" end="414">
 <homestar>One two...</homestar>
 <kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
 <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh!</bubs>
 <sfx volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">buzzer</sfx>
</line>
<!-- Coach Z-->
<line start="414" end="427">
 <coachz>Atta boy!</coachz>
 <kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
 <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! <span style="visibility:hidden">Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">...one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noise</thecheat>
</line>
<!-- Pom Pom -->
<line start="427" end="433">
 <pompom>bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
 <kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
 <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">...one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <strongsad volume="0.5" sfx="sfx" voiceover="yes">pats belly</strongsad>
</line>
<line start="433" end="440">
 <pompom>bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
 <kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
 <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">...one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <sfx volume="0.5">buzzer</sfx>
</line>

<line start="440" end="453">
 <pompom>bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
 <kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
 <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">...one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <strongmad volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Gah!</strongmad>
 <coachz volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Atta boy!</coachz>
</line>

<line start="453" end="458">
 <pompom>bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
 <kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
 <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Aah!</span></bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <strongsad volume="0.5" sfx="sfx" voiceover="yes">pats belly</strongsad>
</line>
<line start="458" end="466">
 <pompom>bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
 <kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
 <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Aah!</span></bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <sfx volume="0.5">buzzer</sfx>
</line>

<line start="466" end="481">
 <pompom>bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
 <kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
 <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah!</bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noise</thecheat>
 <coachz volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Atta boy!</coachz>
</line>

<!-- Bubs-->
<line start="481" end="487">
 <bubs>Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
 <kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <strongsad volume="0.5" sfx="sfx" voiceover="yes">pats belly</strongsad>
 <pompom volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
</line>
<line start="487" end="495">
 <bubs>Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
 <kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
 <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 <sfx volume="0.5">buzzer</sfx>
 <pompom volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
</line>

<!-- Strong Bad -->
<line start="495" end="589">
 <strongbad><em>(singing)</em> I'm a woman on the prowl and I speak up for myself! The city is at night and I'm dancin'! Dancin'!</strongbad>
 <sfx><!-- I give up until it gets featured on the screen -->other sound effects continue</sfx>
</line>

<!-- Pom Pom - Strong Mad/The Cheat - Homestar-->
<line start="589" end="603">
 <strongbad><!--I'd rather not disorient here with a voiceover tag--><em>(singing)</em> I'm a woman on the prowl and I speak up for myself! The city is at night and I'm dancin'! Dancin'!</strongbad>
 <pompom volume="0.5">bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
 <sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
 <homestar volume="0.5">...one two, one two. One two...</homestar>
 <sfx>other sound effects continue</sfx>
</line>
<line start="603" end="617">
 <strongbad><em>(singing)</em> I'm a woman on the prowl and I speak up for myself! The city is at night and I'm dancin'! Dancin'!</strongbad>
 <pompom volume="0.5">bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
 <strongmad volume="0.5">Gah!</strongmad>
 <homestar volume="0.5">...one two, one two. One two...</homestar>
 <sfx>other sound effects continue</sfx>
</line>

<line start="617" end="633">
 <strongbad><span style="visibility:hidden">Homsar solo!</span></strongbad>
 <pompom volume="0.5">bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
 <sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
 <homestar volume="0.5">...one two, one two. One two...</homestar>
 <sfx>other sound effects continue</sfx>
</line>

<line start="633" end="648">
 <strongbad>Homsar solo!</strongbad>
</line>

<!-- Homsar -->
<line start="648" end="763">
 <homsar>AAaAaaaAaAAaAaAAAaAAaAaAAAaaAaAaaAaAaAAaAaaAAaAh!</homsar>
</line>

<!-- Marzipan -->
<line start="763" end="791">
 <marzipan sfx="sfx">guitar riff</marzipan>
 <sfx>other sound effects continue</sfx>
</line>

<!-- Pom Pom, Bubs, Marzipan, Homestar -->
<line start="791" end="816">
 <pompom volume="0.5">bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
 <marzipan volume="0.5" sfx="sfx">guitar riff</marzipan>
 <bubs volume="0.5">Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
 <homestar volume="0.5">...one two, one two...</homestar>
 <sfx>other sound effects continue</sfx>
</line>

<!-- Back to Strong Bad -->
<line start="816" end="873">
 <strongbad><em>(singing)</em> Look out world! I'm an independent girl!</strongbad>
 <sfx>other sound effects continue</sfx>
</line>

<!-- A montage -->
<line start="873" end="927">
 <strongbad voiceover="yes"><em>(singing)</em> Rollin' around like a motorcade!</strongbad>
 <sfx>other sound effects continue</sfx>
</line>

<line start="927" end="977">
 <strongbad voiceover="yes"><em>(singing)</em> Look out world! I'm an independent girl!</strongbad>
 <sfx>other sound effects continue</sfx>
</line>

<!-- Strong Bad only -->
<line start="977" end="1027">
 <strongbad><em>(singing off-key)</em> You can meet me down at the arcade!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="1027" end="1076">
<strongbad>Whoa. Need to get the acoustics checked out in here.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1076" end="1105">
<sfx>microphone tapping sounds</sfx>
<strongbad>Is this thing broken?</strongbad>
</line>
</transcript>