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  <line start="23" end="68" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="69" end="140"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad sfx="yes">breathing audibly</strongbad></line>
  <line start="141" end="162" speaker="coachz">Well, hey there, fellow mascot!</line>
  <line start="163" end="191" speaker="coachz">I didn't know you was the smokin' type!</line>
  <line start="192" end="211" speaker="strongbad"><em>(whisperingly)</em> Shh! I'm not!</line>
  <line start="212" end="242" speaker="strongbad"><em>(normally)</em> But Bubs only gives me one of each kind of break.</line>
  <line start="243" end="292" speaker="strongbad">I've already used pee, coffee, and maternity leave today.</line>
  <line start="293" end="313" speaker="strongbad">And this is a white crayon.</line>
  <line start="314" end="352" speaker="homestar">What is up, my fellow sweat factories?</line>
  <line start="353" end="380" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, I didn't know you were working today.</line>
  <line start="381" end="408" speaker="homestar">Yeah, it's freshman orientation.</line>
  <line start="409" end="440" speaker="homestar">I'm in charge of orienting them freshly!</line>
  <line start="441" end="464" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> You're gonna have to</line>
  <line start="465" end="485" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> share a bafroom</line>
  <line start="486" end="505" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> with some kid from Alabama</line>
  <line start="506" end="523" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> that kinda sucks.</line>
  <line start="524" end="546" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> The financial aid office</line>
  <line start="547" end="570" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> is closed on Tuesdays</line>
  <line start="571" end="583" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> and steer clear of the</line>
  <line start="584" end="596" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> beef stroganoff at the</line>
  <line start="597" end="617" speaker="homestar"><em>(singing)</em> dining hall!</line>
  <line start="618" end="642" speaker="homestar"><em>(stops singing)</em> C! G! N! ...U!</line>
  <line start="651" end="681" speaker="homestar"><em>(whispering)</em> And then, and then you guys all say "Me?"</line>
  <line start="682" end="712" speaker="other"><em>(mumbling)</em> No way, no way.</line>
  <line start="713" end="732" speaker="homestar">Ah, that's good, that's good.</line>
  <line start="733" end="754" speaker="homestar"><em>(quietly)</em> We got spirit!</line>
  <line start="755" end="778" speaker="strongbad">At least you get college kids!</line>
  <line start="779" end="822" speaker="strongbad">I got little snot-butted kids messing with my costume all day!</line>
  <line start="823" end="910" speaker="coachz">I used to have that prablem, too, but now I just swallow 'em up and spit 'em out in the ball bath.</line>
  <line start="917" end="947" speaker="other">Mommy! Mommy! I can't see!</line>
  <line start="948" end="979" speaker="coachz">Oops! Looks like I forgot one.</line>
  <line start="980" end="1005" speaker="coachz">They'll be fine for at least a week.</line>
  <line start="1006" end="1030" speaker="strongbad">Hey, where's Pom Pom, anyway?</line>
  <line start="1031" end="1077" speaker="homestar">Oh, P-squared's not in the union. He doesn't even get a break.</line>
  <line start="1078" end="1118" speaker="bubs">What is wrong with you? Attract more customers!</line>
  <line start="1119" end="1147" speaker="bubs" voiceover="yes">That gorilla's pulling his own.</line>
  <line start="1148" end="1160" speaker="homestar" sfx="yes">sniffing</line>
  <line start="1161" end="1191" speaker="homestar">Man, what is that smell?</line>
  <line start="1192" end="1198" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Uh,</line>
  <line start="1199" end="1262" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, we're three grown men working in mascot costumes in the dead of summer!</line>
  <line start="1263" end="1287" speaker="strongbad">What <em>isn't</em> that smell?</line>
  <line start="1288" end="2147" speaker="other">We are currently working on the subtitles. Please try again later.</line>
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