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<sfx>Music</sfx>
<sfx>Gunshots</sfx>
<all sfx="sfx">laughter</all>
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<line start="55" end="70">
<gunhaver>That was awesome!</gunhaver>
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<line start="70" end="104">
<gunhaver>Here, now someone else put on the bullet-proof vest!</gunhaver>
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<line start="104" end="135">
<sfx>doorbell alarm</sfx>
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<line start="135" end="155">
<sfx>doorbell alarm</sfx>
<gunhaver>Doorbell stations!</gunhaver>
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<line start="155" end="214">
<gunhaver>Prepare to pretend we're not here, sign for a package, or receive pizza!</gunhaver>
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<line start="214" end="239">
<sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme</sfx>
<gunhaver>Let's move, C. C.dos!</gunhaver>
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<line start="239" end="313">
<silentrip>"C. C.dos"? Wouldn't just "C.C.s" be shorter, and make more sense?</silentrip>
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<line start="313" end="352">
<gunhaver>Making sense is <em>not</em> part of my mission plan, soldier!</gunhaver>
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<line start="352" end="374">
<gunhaver>I'm sticking with the "do".</gunhaver>
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<line start="374" end="386">
<sfx>door opening</sfx>
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<line start="386" end="395">
<sfx>Musical sting</sfx>
<all sfx="sfx">gasps</all>
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<line start="395" end="427">
<sfx>Musical sting</sfx>
<crackotage>I can't believe I'm seeing this sight.</crackotage>
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<line start="427" end="459">
<crackotage>Why if it isn't Admiral Flashfight!</crackotage>
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<line start="459" end="486">
<gunhaver>To what do we owe the pleasure, admiral?</gunhaver>
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<line start="486" end="520">
<flashfight>I'm here to clean up your act, Cheat Commandos.</flashfight>
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<line start="520" end="579">
<flashfight>The Bureau of Elite Fighting Forces or <em>Beef</em>, is not impressed with your-</flashfight>
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<line start="579" end="606">
<silentrip>Uh, that's <em>Beff</em>.</silentrip>
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<line start="606" end="649">
<flashfight>Alright, the Bureau of <em>Every</em> Elite Fighting Force, is not-</flashfight>
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<line start="649" end="676">
<silentrip>That's <em>beef-fff</em>.</silentrip>
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<line start="676" end="697">
<flashfight>Yes, and what is your name, soldier?</flashfight>
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<line start="697" end="712">
<silentrip>Silent Rip, sir!</silentrip>
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<line start="712" end="736">
<flashfight>Thank you, Smiley Drip. You're fired.</flashfight>
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<line start="736" end="742">
<all sfx="sfx">gasps</all>
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<line start="742" end="805">
<gunhaver>Uh, good call, sir. That guy was always way too concerned with acronyms.</gunhaver>
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<line start="805" end="827">
<gunhaver>Who else can we fire?</gunhaver>
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<line start="827" end="852">
<flashfight>Well, <em>you</em>, of course.</flashfight>
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<line start="852" end="885">
<gunhaver>Me? But then who will have gun?</gunhaver>
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<line start="885" end="892">
<flashfight>I will!</flashfight>
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<line start="892" end="934">
<gunhaver>Buh-buh-buh.... Wuh-wuh-wuh? Zuh-zuh-zuh...</gunhaver>
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<line start="934" end="1003">
<flashfight>You're allowed to stand there stammering for fifteen more minutes and then you will be escorted out by Green Helmets.</flashfight>
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<line start="1003" end="1105">
<gunhaver>Have you no dignity? At least let a Cheat Commanding Officer be escorted out by someone who isn't available in a discount three pack.</gunhaver>
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<line start="1105" end="1147">
<sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme</sfx>
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<line start="1147" end="1210">
<flashfight>My first act as new head of Cheat Commandos will be... to arrest Blue Laser!</flashfight>
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<line start="1210" end="1219">
<all sfx="sfx">gasps</all>
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<line start="1219" end="1262">
<gunhaver>Oh, I'd love to see how you're gonna pull that one off.</gunhaver>
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<line start="1262" end="1327">
<flashfight>Well, it appears you all have invited him over to play televised video games.</flashfight>
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<line start="1327" end="1375">
<sfx>Video game noises</sfx>
<commander>What kind of power-up is <em>moist beam</em>? </commander>
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<line start="1375" end="1401">
<sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme</sfx>
<flashfight>You're under arrest, Blue Laser!</flashfight>
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<line start="1401" end="1432">
<sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme</sfx>
<commander>I thought we called a time-out!</commander>
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<line start="1432" end="1448">
<sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme</sfx>
<flashfight>Throw him in the brig!</flashfight>
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<line start="1448" end="1485">
<sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme fades</sfx>
<fightgar>Uh, you mean Reynold's office?</fightgar>
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<line start="1485" end="1493">
<sfx>Thump</sfx>
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<line start="1493" end="1532">
<reynold>Well, hello! Are you here to bring me the slightest morsel?</reynold>
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<line start="1532" end="1546">
<sfx>Gate closing</sfx>
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<line start="1546" end="1617">
<crackotage>Blue Laser in jail? I can't believe what I'm seein'! It's almost got my pants a-peein'!</crackotage>
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<line start="1617" end="1640">
<crackotage>Hoo hoo! Hah! Hweigh Hweigh!</crackotage>
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<line start="1640" end="1686">
<flashfight>Oh right, I nearly forgot. You're <em>definitely</em> fired.</flashfight>
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<line start="1686" end="1720">
<sfx>music</sfx>
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<line start="1720" end="1752">
<silentrip>Well, I guess this is it, huh guys?</silentrip>
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<line start="1752" end="1834">
<gunhaver>Forget that noise! Who needs the Cheat Commandos anyway? We'll start our own elite fighting force!</gunhaver>
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<line start="1834" end="1870">
<sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme</sfx>
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<line start="1870" end="1876">
<sfx>Record scratch</sfx>
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<line start="1876" end="1910">
<crackotage>Drop two more orders of wings for table four!</crackotage>
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<line start="1910" end="1925">
<silentrip>Comin' up!</silentrip>
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<line start="1925" end="2028">
<gunhaver>"Cheat Commandos save bus full of hostages". "Air drop relief supplies to refugees". "Build orphanage". What type of crap is that?</gunhaver>
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<line start="2028" end="2055">
<reynoldbro>Get back to work, Charles.</reynoldbro>
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<line start="2055" end="2135">
<gunhaver>Stupid old man Reynold's younger brother. Who needs him anyway? We'll start our own restaurant!</gunhaver>
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<line start="2150" end="2243">
<sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme</sfx>
<singer>Kitchen Commandos, a really bad idea. It closed down after three months!</singer>
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<line start="2243" end="2262">
<crackotage>Well, whatta we do now?</crackotage>
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<line start="2262" end="2367">
<gunhaver>There's only one thing to do. In order to show the C. C.dos how much they need us, we're going to bust Blue Laser out of jail!</gunhaver>
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<line start="2367" end="2401">
<sfx>Musical sting</sfx>
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<line start="2401" end="2436">
<reynold>-and they never let me go on any missions.</reynold>
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<line start="2436" end="2497">
<commander>Ouch, man. I hear that. Ever thought about Blue Lasin' it?</commander>
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<line start="2497" end="2522">
<reynold>Hmmm...</reynold>
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<line start="2522" end="2566">
<silentrip>Break into the headquarters playset? Impossible!</silentrip>
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<line start="2566" end="2600">
<crackotage>Maybe for us, but not for... <span style="visibility: hidden">my evil twin brother, Subtlefuge!</span></crackotage>
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<line start="2600" end="2635">
<crackotage>Maybe for us, but not for... my evil twin brother, Subtlefuge!</crackotage>
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<line start="2635" end="2652">
<sfx>Musical sting</sfx>
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<line start="2652" end="2662">
<silentrip>Huh?</silentrip>
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<line start="2662" end="2670">
<silentrip>Huh?</silentrip>
<gunhaver>Eh?</gunhaver>
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<line start="2670" end="2696">
<crackotage>The leader of the Topplegangers!</crackotage>
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<line start="2696" end="2709">
<sfx>Musical sting</sfx>
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<line start="2709" end="2720">
<sfx>Crickets chirping</sfx>
<silentrip>Uh...</silentrip>
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<line start="2720" end="2735">
<sfx>Crickets chirping</sfx>
<gunhaver>Still nothin'.</gunhaver>
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<line start="2735" end="2790">
<crackotage>The sometimes-good-guys sometimes-bad-guys whose only loyalty is to the highest bidder?</crackotage>
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<line start="2790" end="2805">
<sfx>Slow musical sting</sfx>
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<line start="2805" end="2824">
<sfx>Slow musical sting</sfx>
<silentrip>Oh!</silentrip>
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<line start="2824" end="2876">
<gunhaver>Yeah! And <em>they</em> can help us open a new restaurant!</gunhaver>
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<line start="2876" end="2887">
<silentrip sfx="sfx">sigh</silentrip>
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<line start="2887" end="2910">
<gunhaver>Cheat No-mandos... <span style="visibility: hidden">be continued!</span></gunhaver>
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<line start="2910" end="2932">
<gunhaver>Cheat No-mandos... be continued!</gunhaver>
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<line start="2932" end="2944">
<sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme</sfx>
<singer>Buy all our playset-</singer>
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<line start="2944" end="2960">
<sfx>Ominous drone</sfx>
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<line start="2960" end="3015">
<sfx>Ominous drone</sfx>
<sfx>Slow musical sting</sfx>
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<line start="3029" end="3076">
<strongbad>Boy, that Gunhaver sure knows how to kill a cliffhanger.</strongbad>
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<line start="3077" end="3125">
<homestar>I can't wait to see what kind of restaurant those hamsters open up next!</homestar>
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<line start="3137" end="3159">
<sfx>Slow musical sting</sfx>
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<line start="3160" end="3183">
<bluelaser>You think Dad just forgot to pick us up?</bluelaser>
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<line start="3184" end="3208">
<bluelaser>You know he doesn't like it when we call him that.</bluelaser>
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