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  <line start="22" end="55">
    <sfx>Music</sfx>
    <sfx>Gunshots</sfx>
    <all sfx="sfx">laughter</all>
  </line>
  <line start="55" end="70">
    <gunhaver>That was awesome!</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="70" end="104">
    <gunhaver>Here, now someone else put on the bullet-proof vest!</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="104" end="135">
    <sfx>doorbell alarm</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="135" end="155">
    <sfx>doorbell alarm</sfx>
    <gunhaver>Doorbell stations!</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="155" end="214">
    <gunhaver>Prepare to pretend we're not here, sign for a package, or receive pizza!</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="214" end="239">
    <sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme</sfx>
    <gunhaver>Let's move, C. C.dos!</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="239" end="313">
    <silentrip>"C. C.dos"? Wouldn't just "C.C.s" be shorter, and make more sense?</silentrip>
  </line>
  <line start="313" end="352">
    <gunhaver>Making sense is <em>not</em> part of my mission plan, soldier!</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="352" end="374">
    <gunhaver>I'm sticking with the "do".</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="374" end="386">
    <sfx>door opening</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="386" end="395">
    <sfx>Musical sting</sfx>
    <all sfx="sfx">gasps</all>
  </line>
  <line start="395" end="427">
    <sfx>Musical sting</sfx>
    <crackotage>I can't believe I'm seeing this sight.</crackotage>
  </line>
  <line start="427" end="459">
    <crackotage>Why if it isn't Admiral Flashfight!</crackotage>
  </line>
  <line start="459" end="486">
    <gunhaver>To what do we owe the pleasure, admiral?</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="486" end="520">
    <flashfight>I'm here to clean up your act, Cheat Commandos.</flashfight>
  </line>
  <line start="520" end="579">
    <flashfight>The Bureau of Elite Fighting Forces or <em>Beef</em>, is not impressed with your-</flashfight>
  </line>
  <line start="579" end="606">
    <silentrip>Uh, that's <em>Beff</em>.</silentrip>
  </line>
  <line start="606" end="649">
    <flashfight>Alright, the Bureau of <em>Every</em> Elite Fighting Force, is not-</flashfight>
  </line>
  <line start="649" end="676">
    <silentrip>That's <em>beef-fff</em>.</silentrip>
  </line>
  <line start="676" end="697">
    <flashfight>Yes, and what is your name, soldier?</flashfight>
  </line>
  <line start="697" end="712">
    <silentrip>Silent Rip, sir!</silentrip>
  </line>
  <line start="712" end="736">
    <flashfight>Thank you, Smiley Drip. You're fired.</flashfight>
  </line>
  <line start="736" end="742">
    <all sfx="sfx">gasps</all>
  </line>
  <line start="742" end="805">
    <gunhaver>Uh, good call, sir. That guy was always way too concerned with acronyms.</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="805" end="827">
    <gunhaver>Who else can we fire?</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="827" end="852">
    <flashfight>Well, <em>you</em>, of course.</flashfight>
  </line>
  <line start="852" end="885">
    <gunhaver>Me? But then who will have gun?</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="885" end="892">
    <flashfight>I will!</flashfight>
  </line>
  <line start="892" end="934">
    <gunhaver>Buh-buh-buh.... Wuh-wuh-wuh? Zuh-zuh-zuh...</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="934" end="1003">
    <flashfight>You're allowed to stand there stammering for fifteen more minutes and then you will be escorted out by Green Helmets.</flashfight>
  </line>
  <line start="1003" end="1105">
    <gunhaver>Have you no dignity? At least let a Cheat Commanding Officer be escorted out by someone who isn't available in a discount three pack.</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="1105" end="1147">
    <sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="1147" end="1210">
    <flashfight>My first act as new head of Cheat Commandos will be... to arrest Blue Laser!</flashfight>
  </line>
  <line start="1210" end="1219">
    <all sfx="sfx">gasps</all>
  </line>
  <line start="1219" end="1262">
    <gunhaver>Oh, I'd love to see how you're gonna pull that one off.</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="1262" end="1327">
    <flashfight>Well, it appears you all have invited him over to play televised video games.</flashfight>
  </line>
  <line start="1327" end="1375">
    <sfx>Video game noises</sfx>
    <commander>What kind of power-up is <em>moist beam</em>? </commander>
  </line>
  <line start="1375" end="1401">
    <sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme</sfx>
    <flashfight>You're under arrest, Blue Laser!</flashfight>
  </line>
  <line start="1401" end="1432">
    <sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme</sfx>
    <commander>I thought we called a time-out!</commander>
  </line>
  <line start="1432" end="1448">
    <sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme</sfx>
    <flashfight>Throw him in the brig!</flashfight>
  </line>
  <line start="1448" end="1485">
    <sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme fades</sfx>
    <fightgar>Uh, you mean Reynold's office?</fightgar>
  </line>
  <line start="1485" end="1493">
    <sfx>Thump</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="1493" end="1532">
    <reynold>Well, hello! Are you here to bring me the slightest morsel?</reynold>
  </line>
  <line start="1532" end="1546">
    <sfx>Gate closing</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="1546" end="1617">
    <crackotage>Blue Laser in jail? I can't believe what I'm seein'! It's almost got my pants a-peein'!</crackotage>
  </line>
  <line start="1617" end="1640">
    <crackotage>Hoo hoo! Hah! Hweigh Hweigh!</crackotage>
  </line>
  <line start="1640" end="1686">
    <flashfight>Oh right, I nearly forgot. You're <em>definitely</em> fired.</flashfight>
  </line>
  <line start="1686" end="1720">
    <sfx>music</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="1720" end="1752">
    <silentrip>Well, I guess this is it, huh guys?</silentrip>
  </line>
  <line start="1752" end="1834">
    <gunhaver>Forget that noise! Who needs the Cheat Commandos anyway? We'll start our own elite fighting force!</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="1834" end="1870">
    <sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="1870" end="1876">
    <sfx>Record scratch</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="1876" end="1910">
    <crackotage>Drop two more orders of wings for table four!</crackotage>
  </line>
  <line start="1910" end="1925">
    <silentrip>Comin' up!</silentrip>
  </line>
  <line start="1925" end="2028">
    <gunhaver>"Cheat Commandos save bus full of hostages". "Air drop relief supplies to refugees". "Build orphanage". What type of crap is that?</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="2028" end="2055">
    <reynoldbro>Get back to work, Charles.</reynoldbro>
  </line>
  <line start="2055" end="2135">
    <gunhaver>Stupid old man Reynold's younger brother. Who needs him anyway? We'll start our own restaurant!</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="2150" end="2243">
    <sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme</sfx>
    <singer>Kitchen Commandos, a really bad idea. It closed down after three months!</singer>
  </line>
  <line start="2243" end="2262">
    <crackotage>Well, whatta we do now?</crackotage>
  </line>
  <line start="2262" end="2367">
    <gunhaver>There's only one thing to do. In order to show the C. C.dos how much they need us, we're going to bust Blue Laser out of jail!</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="2367" end="2401">
    <sfx>Musical sting</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="2401" end="2436">
    <reynold>-and they never let me go on any missions.</reynold>
  </line>
  <line start="2436" end="2497">
    <commander>Ouch, man. I hear that. Ever thought about Blue Lasin' it?</commander>
  </line>
  <line start="2497" end="2522">
    <reynold>Hmmm...</reynold>
  </line>
  <line start="2522" end="2566">
    <silentrip>Break into the headquarters playset? Impossible!</silentrip>
  </line>
  <line start="2566" end="2600">
    <crackotage>Maybe for us, but not for... <span style="visibility: hidden">my evil twin brother, Subtlefuge!</span></crackotage>
  </line>
  <line start="2600" end="2635">
    <crackotage>Maybe for us, but not for... my evil twin brother, Subtlefuge!</crackotage>
  </line>
  <line start="2635" end="2652">
    <sfx>Musical sting</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="2652" end="2662">
    <silentrip>Huh?</silentrip>
  </line>
  <line start="2662" end="2670">
    <silentrip>Huh?</silentrip>
    <gunhaver>Eh?</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="2670" end="2696">
    <crackotage>The leader of the Topplegangers!</crackotage>
  </line>
  <line start="2696" end="2709">
    <sfx>Musical sting</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="2709" end="2720">
    <sfx>Crickets chirping</sfx>
    <silentrip>Uh...</silentrip>
  </line>
  <line start="2720" end="2735">
    <sfx>Crickets chirping</sfx>
    <gunhaver>Still nothin'.</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="2735" end="2790">
    <crackotage>The sometimes-good-guys sometimes-bad-guys whose only loyalty is to the highest bidder?</crackotage>
  </line>
  <line start="2790" end="2805">
    <sfx>Slow musical sting</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="2805" end="2824">
    <sfx>Slow musical sting</sfx>
    <silentrip>Oh!</silentrip>
  </line>
  <line start="2824" end="2876">
    <gunhaver>Yeah! And <em>they</em> can help us open a new restaurant!</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="2876" end="2887">
    <silentrip sfx="sfx">sigh</silentrip>
  </line>
  <line start="2887" end="2910">
    <gunhaver>Cheat No-mandos... <span style="visibility: hidden">be continued!</span></gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="2910" end="2932">
    <gunhaver>Cheat No-mandos... be continued!</gunhaver>
  </line>
  <line start="2932" end="2944">
    <sfx>Cheat Commandos Theme</sfx>
    <singer>Buy all our playset-</singer>
  </line>
  <line start="2944" end="2960">
    <sfx>Ominous drone</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="2960" end="3015">
    <sfx>Ominous drone</sfx>
    <sfx>Slow musical sting</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3029" end="3076">
    <strongbad>Boy, that Gunhaver sure knows how to kill a cliffhanger.</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="3077" end="3125">
    <homestar>I can't wait to see what kind of restaurant those hamsters open up next!</homestar>
  </line>
  <line start="3137" end="3159">
    <sfx>Slow musical sting</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="3160" end="3183">
    <bluelaser>You think Dad just forgot to pick us up?</bluelaser>
  </line>
  <line start="3184" end="3208">
    <bluelaser>You know he doesn't like it when we call him that.</bluelaser>
  </line>
</transcript>
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