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- | {{subtitles|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2}} | + | {{stub}} |
+ | {{subtitles|English|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2}} | ||
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="answer13.swf" width="550" height="400"> | <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="answer13.swf" width="550" height="400"> | ||
- | <line start="18" end=" | + | <line start="18" end="94" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm probably outside eating some dirt or something. So just leave me a message.</line> |
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<line start="95" end="99" speaker="sfx">beep</line> | <line start="95" end="99" speaker="sfx">beep</line> | ||
- | <line start="107" end=" | + | <line start="107" end="197" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh hey Marzipan, it's Homestar. Check it out, I'm on Pom Pom's cell phone, I'm gonna send you a text message.</line> |
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<line start="198" end="209" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Are you ready?</line> | <line start="198" end="209" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Are you ready?</line> | ||
- | <line start="210" end=" | + | <line start="210" end="220" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Here goes.</line> |
<line start="230" end="354" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">P... L... Z... Spacebar... G... E... T... Spacebar...</line> | <line start="230" end="354" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">P... L... Z... Spacebar... G... E... T... Spacebar...</line> | ||
- | <line start="354" end=" | + | <line start="354" end="430" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">E... G... G... S... Spacebar, oh!</line> |
- | <line start="435" end=" | + | <line start="435" end="535" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Backspacebar, comma, M... I... L... K... Question mark?</line> |
- | <line start="540" end=" | + | <line start="540" end="570" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, now I have to send it. Boo boo doot!</line> |
- | <line start="575" end=" | + | <line start="575" end="620" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">This is great, now we don't have to talk anymore! Bye!</line> |
<line start="623" end="627" speaker="sfx">beep</line> | <line start="623" end="627" speaker="sfx">beep</line> | ||
- | <line start="640" end=" | + | <line start="640" end="655" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">It's my new jam!</line> |
- | <line start="660" end=" | + | <line start="660" end="690"> |
<sfx>guitar plays</sfx> | <sfx>guitar plays</sfx> | ||
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">I'm not talking about butter,</kingoftown> | <kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">I'm not talking about butter,</kingoftown> | ||
</line> | </line> | ||
- | + | <line start="691" end="699" speaker="sfx">guitar plays</line> | |
- | <line start="700" end=" | + | <line start="700" end="722"> |
<sfx>guitar plays</sfx> | <sfx>guitar plays</sfx> | ||
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">Or how nobody likes me!</kingoftown> | <kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">Or how nobody likes me!</kingoftown> | ||
</line> | </line> | ||
- | + | <line start="723" end="734" speaker="sfx">guitar plays</line> | |
- | <line start="735" end=" | + | <line start="735" end="757"> |
<sfx>guitar plays</sfx> | <sfx>guitar plays</sfx> | ||
- | <kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">It's the new | + | <kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">It's the new kot!</kingoftown> |
</line> | </line> | ||
- | + | <line start="758" end="765" speaker="sfx">guitar plays</line> | |
- | <line start="766" end=" | + | <line start="766" end="802"> |
<sfx>guitar plays</sfx> | <sfx>guitar plays</sfx> | ||
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">In the Two Thousand and Three plus Three!</kingoftown> | <kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">In the Two Thousand and Three plus Three!</kingoftown> | ||
</line> | </line> | ||
- | + | <line start="803" end="811" speaker="sfx">guitar plays</line> | |
- | <line start="812" end=" | + | <line start="812" end="841"> |
<sfx>guitar plays</sfx> | <sfx>guitar plays</sfx> | ||
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">I play guitar, apparently!</kingoftown> | <kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">I play guitar, apparently!</kingoftown> | ||
</line> | </line> | ||
- | + | <line start="842" end="880" speaker="sfx">guitar plays</line> | |
<line start="886" end="942" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Okay Marzipan, this was the only way I knew of to cut my demo.</line> | <line start="886" end="942" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Okay Marzipan, this was the only way I knew of to cut my demo.</line> | ||
- | <line start="943" end=" | + | <line start="943" end="1010" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">So I'll need to come over there soon and unreasonably search and seize this tape from you.</line> |
- | <line start="1015" end=" | + | <line start="1015" end="1025" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">See ya in a bit!</line> |
<line start="1029" end="1034" speaker="sfx">beep</line> | <line start="1029" end="1034" speaker="sfx">beep</line> | ||
- | <line start="1046" end=" | + | <line start="1046" end="1150" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yes yes, what what? Testing testing, two and three! I've got a hankerin' for a prankerin'!</line> |
- | + | <line start="1153" end="1238" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This telegrammaphone recording will be launched forthwith into the stratosphere, in the hopes that one day,</line> | |
- | <line start="1153" end=" | + | <line start="1241" end="1290" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">many decades from now, some buck-toothèd fool will receive it,</line> |
- | + | <line start="1294" end="1360" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and be thoroughly bamboozled! Yes! Now, on with the prank!</line> | |
- | <line start=" | + | <line start="1367" end="1434" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What's the difference between William Henry Harrison and James Garfield?</line> |
- | <line start=" | + | <line start="1439" end="1502" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Answer: Nothing! They both enjoy lasagna! Stop!</line> |
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<line start="1506" end="1510" speaker="sfx">beep</line> | <line start="1506" end="1510" speaker="sfx">beep</line> | ||
- | <line start="1523" end=" | + | <line start="1523" end="1570" speaker="thecheat" sfx="sfx">The Cheat noises</line> |
- | <line start="1573" end="1595" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">I-i- | + | <line start="1573" end="1595" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">I-i-i-i-it's my it's my new jam!</line> |
<line start="1595" end="1637" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">New jam! N-n-n-n-n-n-new jam!</line> | <line start="1595" end="1637" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">New jam! N-n-n-n-n-n-new jam!</line> | ||
- | <line start="1637" end=" | + | <line start="1637" end="1650" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout {kot!}</line> |
- | <line start="1662" end="1688" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout three plus three! | + | <line start="1662" end="1688" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout three plus three! {New jam!}</line> |
<line start="1688" end="1712" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout</line> | <line start="1688" end="1712" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout</line> | ||
<line start="1712" end="1730" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout KOT!</line> | <line start="1712" end="1730" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout KOT!</line> | ||
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<line start="1762" end="1784" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout three plus three!</line> | <line start="1762" end="1784" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout three plus three!</line> | ||
<line start="1784" end="1802" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout</line> | <line start="1784" end="1802" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout</line> | ||
- | <line start="1802" end=" | + | <line start="1802" end="1820" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout butter!</line> |
<line start="1825" end="1851" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout</line> | <line start="1825" end="1851" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout</line> | ||
<line start="1851" end="1880" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout three plus three!</line> | <line start="1851" end="1880" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout three plus three!</line> | ||
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<line start="1930" end="1934" speaker="sfx">beep</line> | <line start="1930" end="1934" speaker="sfx">beep</line> | ||
- | <line start="1946" end=" | + | <line start="1946" end="2015" speaker="thehomestar" voiceover="voiceover">Hi-low, can anybody hear me? Give me the hiiiigh sign.</line> |
- | <line start="2022" end=" | + | <line start="2022" end="2096" speaker="thehomestar" voiceover="voiceover">It's The Homestar Runner, speaking into an empty soup can, with a length of twine coming from the 'neath</line> |
- | <line start="2110" end=" | + | <line start="2110" end="2190" speaker="thehomestar" voiceover="voiceover">Hello, empty soup can. Hello, length of twine. You seem like mighty fine fellers.</line> |
<line start="2197" end="2294" speaker="thehomestar" voiceover="voiceover">Why, I ought to fill you up with catgut and call you lunch. See you around, Brown!</line> | <line start="2197" end="2294" speaker="thehomestar" voiceover="voiceover">Why, I ought to fill you up with catgut and call you lunch. See you around, Brown!</line> | ||
- | <line start=" | + | <line start="3310" end="2432" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hello Marzipan, this is Lorenz... Magazine... Man, calling to tell you that your subscription to</line> |
- | + | <line start="2440" end="2520" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Soy... Bread... Tofu... Hybrid... Cars... Magazine,</line> | |
- | <line start="2440" end=" | + | <line start="2525" end="2605" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">is about to erupt! You need to evacuate! It's gonna blow sky high!</line> |
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<line start="2610" end="2667" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Get out while you can! So what you gotta do is — and believe me,</line> | <line start="2610" end="2667" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Get out while you can! So what you gotta do is — and believe me,</line> | ||
- | <line start=" | + | <line start="2668" end="2712" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I'm Lorenz Magazine Man who are— who you're gonna trust —</line> |
- | <line start=" | + | <line start="2713" end="2757" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">is bake all your money into a no-bake apple pie,</line> |
- | <line start=" | + | <line start="2758" end="2838" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and set it cooling on your windowsill. So that way, once the eruption is great,</line> |
- | <line start="2845" end=" | + | <line start="2845" end="2883" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">you can come home and eat pie and money!</line> |
- | <line start="2890" end=" | + | <line start="2890" end="2962" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Because it's still going to be there, on your windowsill! Am I wr— am I wrong?</line> |
- | <line start="2975" end=" | + | <line start="2975" end="2990" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Somebody, am I wrong?</line> |
- | <line start="3000" end=" | + | <line start="3000" end="3050" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Everybody in here at the office with their headsets on said "you're not wrong".</line> |
<line start="3060" end="3160" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So this is Lorenz Magazine Man saying... the magma is seeping under the door. </line> | <line start="3060" end="3160" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So this is Lorenz Magazine Man saying... the magma is seeping under the door. </line> | ||
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</transcript> | </transcript> | ||
</pre> | </pre> |