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[[Image:sbemail_lappy2.png|thumb|Strong Bad checks his email.]]
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[[Strong Bad]]'s emails are the most updated feature of the Homestar Runner website. Most of the [[Inside Jokes|inside jokes]] on the website (e.g., the [[Floppy Disk Container]]) come from here. A few characters were even created here!
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== The Strong Bad Emails ==
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*[[Strong Bad Email By Name]]
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*[[Strong Bad Email By Place]]
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<table width="100%">
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<td width="33%" valign="top">
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122. [[dreamail]] <br />
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121. [[part-time job]] <br />
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120. [[radio]] <br />
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119. [[animal]] <br />
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118. [[virus]] <br />
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117. [[montage]] <br />
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116. [[extra plug]] <br />
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115. [[time capsule]] <br />
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114. [[the facts]] <br />
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113. [[pizzaz]] <br />
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112. [[old comics]] <br />
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111. [[other days]] <br />
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110. [[for kids]] <br />
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109. [[crying]] <br />
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108. [[pom pom]] <br />
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107. [[cheatday]] <br />
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106. [[dangeresque 3]] <br />
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105. [[replacement]] <br />
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104. [[theme park]] <br />
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103. [[haircut]] <br />
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102. [[lunch special]] <br />
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101. [[car]] <br />
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100. [[flashback]] <br />
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99. [[different town]] <br />
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98. [[stupid stuff]] <br />
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97. [[monument]] <br />
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96. [[lackey]] <br />
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95. [[the bet]] <br />
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94. [[video games]] <br />
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93. [[army]] <br />
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92. [[kind of cool]] <br />
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91. [[caffeine]] <br />
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90. [[colonization]] <br />
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89. [[local news]] <br />
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88. [[couch patch]] <br />
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87. [[mile]] <br />
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86. [[no loafing]] <br />
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85. [[2 years]] <br />
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84. [[kids' book]] <br />
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83. [[labor day]] <br />
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82. [[impression]]
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<td width="33%" valign="top">
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81. [[date]] <br />
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80. [[stunt double]] <br />
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79. [[the process]] <br />
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78. [[anything]] <br />
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77. [[suntan]] <br />
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76. [[sibbie]] <br />
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75. [[funny]] <br />
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74. [[privileges]] <br />
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73. [[mascot]] <br />
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72. [[crazy cartoon]] <br />
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71. [[2 emails]] <br />
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70. [[big white face]] <br />
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69. [[personal favorites]] <br />
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68. [[caper]] <br />
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67. [[autobiography]] <br />
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66. [[the show]] <br />
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65. [[unused emails]] <br />
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64. [[english paper]] <br />
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63. [[fingers]] <br />
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62. [[interview]] <br />
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61. [[monster truck]] <br />
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60. [[huttah!]] <br />
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59. [[marzipan]] <br />
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58. [[dragon]] <br />
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57. [[japanese cartoon]] <br />
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56. [[current status]] <br />
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55. [[cheat talk]] <br />
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54. [[morning routine]] <br />
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53. [[comic]] <br />
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52. [[island]] <br />
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51. [[website]] <br />
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50. [[50 emails]] <br />
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49. [[theme party]] <br />
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48. [[ghosts]] <br />
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47. [[new hands]] <br />
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46. [[your friends]] <br />
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45. [[techno]] <br />
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44. [[lures & jigs]] <br />
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43. [[little questions]] <br />
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42. [[action figure]] <br />
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41. [[invisibility]]
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</td><td width="33%" valign="top">
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40. [[vacation]] <br />
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39. [[property of ones]] <br />
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38. [[helium]] <br />
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37. [[dullard]] <br />
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36. [[guitar]] <br />
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35. [[sisters]] <br />
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34. [[weird dream]] <br />
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33. [[gimmicks]] <br />
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32. [[flag day]] <br />
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31. [[sugarbob]] <br />
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30. [[12:00]] <br />
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29. [[superhero name]] <br />
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28. [[1 step ahead]] <br />
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27. [[3 Wishes]] <br />
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26. [[CGNU]] <br />
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25. [[super powers]] <br />
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24. [[the bird]] <br />
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23. [[little animal]] <br />
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22. [[sb_email 22]] <br />
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21. [[cartoon]] <br />
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20. [[spring cleaning]] <br />
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19. [[tape-leg]] <br />
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18. [[stand-up]] <br />
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17. [[studying]] <br />
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16. [[band names]] <br />
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15. [[the basics]] <br />
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14. [[duck pond]] <br />
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13. [[i she be]] <br />
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12. [[credit card]] <br />
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11. [[i rule]] <br />
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10. [[trevor the vampire]] <br />
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9. [[i love you]] <br />
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8. [[brianrietta]] <br />
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7. [[halloweener]] <br />
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6. [[depressio]] <br />
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5. [[making out]] <br />
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4. [[homestar hair]] <br />
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3. [[butt IQ]] <br />
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2. [[homsar]] <br />
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1. [[some kinda robot]]
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</td>
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</table>
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== Not Quite Strong Bad Emails ==
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The following shorts were originally associated in one way or another with the Strong Bad Emails. They are numbered by halves to show where they appeared chronologically in the list above. Number 99&frac12; and 118&frac12; are not linked to from anywhere on the site.
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118&frac12;. [[Broken Compy Menu|Strong Bad Email?]] <br />
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99&frac12;. [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] <br />
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68&frac12;. [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] <br />
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66&frac12;. [[Arcade Game]] <br />
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41&frac12;. [[KoT E-mail]]
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== DVD Emails ==
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The following emails only appear on the [[strongbad_email.exe]] DVD set.
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[[Greeting Cards]]<br>
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[[E-mail Birds]]<br>
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[[Videro Games]]
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== Strong Bad Email Raps ==
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The rap is the ditty Strong Bad does on the E-mail menu page.
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===Current Email Rap===
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*Scroll buttons and The Lappy, together at last. How ''you'' eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast? [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail_lappy.swf View]
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===Previous Raps===
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* S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well! [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.swf Listen]<br>
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<!--Attention editors that may think that "Norman" should be changed to "normal": Norman Rockwell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Rockwell) was an early 20th century American painter. Get it?  It's a play on words.  See the talk page for details.-->
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(All raps below are also collected on the DVD [[strongbad_email.exe]].)
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* Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail clients. Huzzah! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu111.swf Listen]<br>
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* Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it! [http://porplemontage.com/media/sbemail_raps/Scroll%20it.swf Listen]<br>
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(On June 22, 2004 a click-and-drag scroll bar was added to this edition of the e-mail menu page.)
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* Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu100.swf Listen]<br>
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* I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? What. (sounds like Wuh!) [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu95.swf Listen]<br>
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* The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu90.swf Listen]<br>
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* Chew-it chew-it scroll buttons! Chew-it chew-it rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu84_TGS4.swf Listen]<br>
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* Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu80_3.swf Listen]<br>
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(Around mid-2003, "updated mondays" was replaced with "updated somedays.")
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* '''Coach Z''': And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack.
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:'''Strong Bad''': Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu80_1.swf Listen]
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* Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu69.swf Listen]<br>
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* Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons two-point-oh. [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu59.swf Listen]<br>
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* Scroll-a buh-tone-es! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu58.swf Listen]<br>
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* Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities.<br>
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* 'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good.<br>
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* Scroll buttons. What is UP?
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* Scroll buttons.. you guys okay? [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu38.swf Listen]<br>
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* Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together<br>
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* Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons.
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===Listen===
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You can find mirrors of the old raps at http://members.lycos.co.uk/superferret111/swf/sbemail/ or [http://porplemontage.com/media/sbemail_raps/ here]
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== Strong Bad Email Menus ==
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*1-32 [http://porplemontage.com/media/sbemail_raps/01%20List%20Files.SWF Tandy 400 menu]
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*33-34 [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemailx.swf Broken Tandy menu]
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*35-40 [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu38.swf Slightly damaged Tandy menu]
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*41 [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail(vacation).swf Vacation menu]
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*42-118 [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.swf Compy 386 menu]
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**Between 62 and 63 [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemailxmas.swf Christmas Compy menu]
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**Between 118 and 119 [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail_shotgunned.swf Compy 386 (slightly shotgunned) menu]
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*119- [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail_lappy.swf Lappy 486 menu]
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== Strong Bad Email Page Titles ==
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* '''1-29''' ''except 5, 6, 20 and 22'': Tandy 400!!! (The computer Strong Bad uses for these emails.)
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** 5 (making out): Frampton's Camel
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** 6 (depressio): Tandy 500!!
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** 20 (spring cleaning): Mandy 400!! (Strong Bad does some spring cleaning.)
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** 22 (sb_email 22): The Lost Email! (It was censored)
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*'''30-33''': TANDY 400!!
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*'''34''' (weird dream): Tangerine Dreams!! (Strong Bad's Tandy is broken so he uses The Cheat's computer)
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*'''35''' (sisters): Tandy 400: The Big Comeback!! (Strong Bad returns to using his Tandy 400)
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*'''36-38''' (guitar, dullard, helium): Tandy 400: Still Broken. (Strong Bad is still using his Tandy 400, but it's messed up.)
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*'''39-40''' (property of ones, vacation): Tandy 400: Still Bloke.
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*'''41''' (invisibility): The Last Stand(y) of the Tandy 400. (Strong Bad replaces his Tandy 400 with the Compy 386.)
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* '''42-117''', ''except 50, 52, 66&frac12;, 68&frac12;, 70, 99&frac12;'': Compy 386!! (The computer Strong Bad uses for these emails.)
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** 50 (50 emails): Lordy, Lordy! Look who's over there! (It's his fiftieth email.)
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** 45, 52 (techno, island): COMPY 386
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** 66&frac12; (Arcade Game): Quite Exciting This Computer Magic! (Strong Bad gets a new arcade game.)
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** 68&frac12; (Lookin at a Thing in a Bag): T-TV, TV Show! (referring to the background music during this. It's not an email, but that's still a weird title.)
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** 70 (big white face): Compy 086!! (reference to the old Macintosh screen Strong Bad uses.)
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** 99&frac12; (Not the 100th Email!!!): Not the 100th Email!!!
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*'''118''' (virus): Compy 386?? (The compy gets shot.)
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*'''118&frac12;''' (Broken Compy Menu): Denny's Menu (Reffering to usual e-mail menu page title.)
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*'''119''' (animal): Compy 386?? Not No More. (Strong Bad replaces the Compy 386 with the Lappy 486.)
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* '''120-???''': Lappy 486 (Strong Bad's new laptop)
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== Fun Facts ==
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* On the menu screen, Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe" to access the list of all e-mails. Yet within individual e-mails, Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe" to access this week's specific e-mail. It's unusual for a computer program to do such different things different times that it is run!
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== See Also ==
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[[Items#Strong_Bad.27s|Strong Bad's Computer(s)]]
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== External Links ==
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*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html Strong Bad Email menu]
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*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail_lappy.swf View the flash file for Strong Bad Email Menu]
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*[mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com Email Strong Bad]
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[[Category: Strong Bad Email]][[Category: Lists]]

Revision as of 20:25, 14 January 2005

Strong Bad checks his email.

Strong Bad's emails are the most updated feature of the Homestar Runner website. Most of the inside jokes on the website (e.g., the Floppy Disk Container) come from here. A few characters were even created here!

Contents

The Strong Bad Emails

122. dreamail
121. part-time job
120. radio
119. animal
118. virus
117. montage
116. extra plug
115. time capsule
114. the facts
113. pizzaz
112. old comics
111. other days
110. for kids
109. crying
108. pom pom
107. cheatday
106. dangeresque 3
105. replacement
104. theme park
103. haircut
102. lunch special
101. car
100. flashback
99. different town
98. stupid stuff
97. monument
96. lackey
95. the bet
94. video games
93. army
92. kind of cool
91. caffeine
90. colonization
89. local news
88. couch patch
87. mile
86. no loafing
85. 2 years
84. kids' book
83. labor day
82. impression

81. date
80. stunt double
79. the process
78. anything
77. suntan
76. sibbie
75. funny
74. privileges
73. mascot
72. crazy cartoon
71. 2 emails
70. big white face
69. personal favorites
68. caper
67. autobiography
66. the show
65. unused emails
64. english paper
63. fingers
62. interview
61. monster truck
60. huttah!
59. marzipan
58. dragon
57. japanese cartoon
56. current status
55. cheat talk
54. morning routine
53. comic
52. island
51. website
50. 50 emails
49. theme party
48. ghosts
47. new hands
46. your friends
45. techno
44. lures & jigs
43. little questions
42. action figure
41. invisibility

40. vacation
39. property of ones
38. helium
37. dullard
36. guitar
35. sisters
34. weird dream
33. gimmicks
32. flag day
31. sugarbob
30. 12:00
29. superhero name
28. 1 step ahead
27. 3 Wishes
26. CGNU
25. super powers
24. the bird
23. little animal
22. sb_email 22
21. cartoon
20. spring cleaning
19. tape-leg
18. stand-up
17. studying
16. band names
15. the basics
14. duck pond
13. i she be
12. credit card
11. i rule
10. trevor the vampire
9. i love you
8. brianrietta
7. halloweener
6. depressio
5. making out
4. homestar hair
3. butt IQ
2. homsar
1. some kinda robot

Not Quite Strong Bad Emails

The following shorts were originally associated in one way or another with the Strong Bad Emails. They are numbered by halves to show where they appeared chronologically in the list above. Number 99½ and 118½ are not linked to from anywhere on the site.

118½. Strong Bad Email?
99½. Not the 100th Email!!!
68½. Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
66½. Arcade Game
41½. KoT E-mail

DVD Emails

The following emails only appear on the strongbad_email.exe DVD set.

Greeting Cards
E-mail Birds
Videro Games

Strong Bad Email Raps

The rap is the ditty Strong Bad does on the E-mail menu page.

Current Email Rap

  • Scroll buttons and The Lappy, together at last. How you eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast? View

Previous Raps

  • S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well! Listen

(All raps below are also collected on the DVD strongbad_email.exe.)

  • Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail clients. Huzzah! Listen
  • Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it! Listen

(On June 22, 2004 a click-and-drag scroll bar was added to this edition of the e-mail menu page.)

  • Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys! Listen
  • I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? What. (sounds like Wuh!) Listen
  • The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. Listen
  • Chew-it chew-it scroll buttons! Chew-it chew-it rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! Listen
  • Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! Listen

(Around mid-2003, "updated mondays" was replaced with "updated somedays.")

  • Coach Z: And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack.
Strong Bad: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. Listen
  • Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! Listen
  • Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons two-point-oh. Listen
  • Scroll-a buh-tone-es! Listen
  • Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities.
  • 'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good.
  • Scroll buttons. What is UP?
  • Scroll buttons.. you guys okay? Listen
  • Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together
  • Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons.

Listen

You can find mirrors of the old raps at http://members.lycos.co.uk/superferret111/swf/sbemail/ or here

Strong Bad Email Menus

Strong Bad Email Page Titles

  • 1-29 except 5, 6, 20 and 22: Tandy 400!!! (The computer Strong Bad uses for these emails.)
    • 5 (making out): Frampton's Camel
    • 6 (depressio): Tandy 500!!
    • 20 (spring cleaning): Mandy 400!! (Strong Bad does some spring cleaning.)
    • 22 (sb_email 22): The Lost Email! (It was censored)
  • 30-33: TANDY 400!!
  • 34 (weird dream): Tangerine Dreams!! (Strong Bad's Tandy is broken so he uses The Cheat's computer)
  • 35 (sisters): Tandy 400: The Big Comeback!! (Strong Bad returns to using his Tandy 400)
  • 36-38 (guitar, dullard, helium): Tandy 400: Still Broken. (Strong Bad is still using his Tandy 400, but it's messed up.)
  • 39-40 (property of ones, vacation): Tandy 400: Still Bloke.
  • 41 (invisibility): The Last Stand(y) of the Tandy 400. (Strong Bad replaces his Tandy 400 with the Compy 386.)
  • 42-117, except 50, 52, 66½, 68½, 70, 99½: Compy 386!! (The computer Strong Bad uses for these emails.)
    • 50 (50 emails): Lordy, Lordy! Look who's over there! (It's his fiftieth email.)
    • 45, 52 (techno, island): COMPY 386
    • 66½ (Arcade Game): Quite Exciting This Computer Magic! (Strong Bad gets a new arcade game.)
    • 68½ (Lookin at a Thing in a Bag): T-TV, TV Show! (referring to the background music during this. It's not an email, but that's still a weird title.)
    • 70 (big white face): Compy 086!! (reference to the old Macintosh screen Strong Bad uses.)
    • 99½ (Not the 100th Email!!!): Not the 100th Email!!!
  • 118 (virus): Compy 386?? (The compy gets shot.)
  • 118½ (Broken Compy Menu): Denny's Menu (Reffering to usual e-mail menu page title.)
  • 119 (animal): Compy 386?? Not No More. (Strong Bad replaces the Compy 386 with the Lappy 486.)
  • 120-???: Lappy 486 (Strong Bad's new laptop)

Fun Facts

  • On the menu screen, Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe" to access the list of all e-mails. Yet within individual e-mails, Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe" to access this week's specific e-mail. It's unusual for a computer program to do such different things different times that it is run!

See Also

Strong Bad's Computer(s)

External Links

Retrieved from "http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Strong_Bad_Email"
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