Sbemailiarized!
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What separates a Strong Bad Email from a regular cartoon? Apparently, not that much!
Cast (in order of appearance):
Places:
Date: Monday, March 30, 2009
Running Time:
Page Title: Terminal D6!!
Transcript
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{the loading screen for Lappy emails appears}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Never mind new sbemails! It's Sbemailiarized Entertainment! {the logo for "Sbemailiarized Entertainment TM © ® LLC,,. Esq." appears. A note plays as each trademark symbol is added}
{cut to Strong Bad sitting in Le Restige, in the smoky office. He has his head turned, to face the camera from a side view of the chair}
STRONG BAD: Hi. Yeah, it's Strong Bad. {camera swings to a frontal shot of the chair} This one time people asked me, "What separates the men from the boys? {camera gets in closer} The wheat from the chaff? {zoom in even closer} The sbemails from the other cartoons?" {camera returns to original side view position} I told them: "Not all that much!"
{a line graph appears, titled "the "difference"". The red line represents "other cartoons", and the blue "sbemails". It spans from 2003 to 2009.}
VOICES: Oooh!
STRONG BAD: Watch as I sbemailiarize myself with this classic cartoon!
{static cut to Strong Bad in front of the Tandy 400. An email is on screen:}
Dear Strongbad,
Coach Z talks real funney.
-Jimty,
St. Pod
STRONG BAD: {typing} Jimty??!! That's a weird name! And you misspelled funny. Let's cut to Coach Z!!
{cut to a scene from A Jorb Well Done, with Coach Z talking to Homestar}
COACH Z: I uh, I say you did a great jorb out there.
{cut back to the Tandy}
STRONG BAD: {typing} I cam'b deven umberstand wum that guy's sane! Zee you nezz dime!
{The Paper comes down, in the old one-line style message}
{static cut back to Strong Bad}
STRONG BAD: See? I turned that old cratoon into a new Strong Bad Email! {turns to the side and puts his hand aside of his mouth} The secret is this: We take a classic cartoon, {a blue screen with the words "THE SECRET! Shhh!" at the bottom falls over the scene. An orange box with old-style Homestar jumping appears} and bookend it with my snarky wagglehead {orange boxes with pictures of Strong Bad and the text "snark snark!" slide in and squish the Homestar box, then settle in place. The pictures of Strong Bad's head bobs back and forth.} on an old computer! {pull out to show the screen on the Lappy} {the disk load sound plays}
{cut back to Strong Bad}
STRONG BAD: It's not a rerun or a copout! It's Sbemailiarized Entertainment! {The Sbemailiarized Entertainment TM © ® LLC,,. GQ logo again appears. A note plays as each trademark symbol is added}
