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[[Image:Sbemailiarized!.png|thumb|"Never mind new sbemails! It's Sbemailiarized Entertainment!"]]

 

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Mike Chapman}}, {{film|Matt Chapman}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Drive-Thru Whale}}

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Never mind new sbemails! It's Sbemailiarized Entertainment! ''{the logo for "Sbemailiarized Entertainment™ © ® LLC,,. Esq." appears. A note plays as each intellectual property symbol is added}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad sitting in [[Le Restige]], in the smoky office. He has his head turned, to face the camera from a side view of the chair}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hi. Yeah, it's Strong Bad. ''{camera swings to a frontal shot of the chair}'' This-a one time people ask me, "What separates the men from the boys? ''{camera gets in closer}'' The wheat from the chaff? ''{zoom in even closer}'' The sbemails from the other cartoons?" ''{camera returns to original side view position}'' And I told them: "Not all that much!"

''{A line graph appears, titled "the "difference"". The red line represents "other cartoons", and the blue "sbemails". It spans from 2003 to 2009.}''

''{Static cut to Strong Bad in front of the [[Tandy 400]]. An email is on screen:}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing; talking in a forced, acting voice}'' Jimty??!! That's a weird name! And you misspelled funny. Let's cut to Coach Z!!

''{Cut back to the Tandy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing; speaking as before}'' I cam'b deven umberstand wum that guy's sane! Zee you nezz dime!

''{Static cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' See? I turned that old cra<!--sic-->toon into a Strong Bad Email! ''{turns to the side and puts his hand aside of his mouth}'' The secret is this: We take a classic cartoon, ''{a blue screen with the words "THE SECRET! Shhh!" at the bottom falls over the scene. An orange box with old-style Homestar jumping appears}'' and bookend it with my snarky wagglehead ''{orange boxes with pictures of Strong Bad and the text "snark snark!" slide in and squish the Homestar box, then settle in place. The pictures of Strong Bad's head bobs back and forth.}'' and an old computer! ''{pull out to show the screen on the Lappy}'' ''{the disk load sound plays}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's not a rerun ''or'' a cop-out! It's Sbemailiarized Entertainment! ''{The Sbemailiarized Entertainment&trade; &copy; &reg; LLC,,. GQ logo again appears. A note plays as each intellectual property symbol is added}''

''{Cut to Mike and Matt Chapman sitting in a room with wood paneling. A television and an Atari console sit between them. "THE CREATORS" is displayed in yellow above them.  Matt is shaking his head angrily at Mike.}''

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' I can safely say: This is the future of Strong Bad Emails! ''{gestures toward camera}'' I can't wait to stop working{{--}}start working. On ''them''!

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' ''{suddenly stands up, knocking the word "CREATORS" offscreen. Mike is trying to hold a straight face.}'' ''{angrily}'' This is ''the'' worst idea you've{{--}}!!

''{Small blip, and cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Remember the one with that whale thing? ''{an inset showing a clip from [[Drive-Thru]] appears on the left}'' That crap made no sense, right? Well, that's because ''I'' wasn't there to tell you why things were funny!

''{Cut to Strong Bad typing on a greenish computer, the [[Terminal D6]]}''

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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Drive-thru? More like drivel-thru if you ask me. I mean, this is a fast food exchange we're having here. There's only like, ten things you could possibly be saying and I ''still'' can't understand you.

''{Cut to a scene from Drive-Thru, with Strong Bad and The Cheat facing the Drive-Thru Whale}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the greenish computer}''

''{Static cut back to Strong Bad in the chair}''

''{Cut to [[Main Page 1]], with the old style What's New buttons and only 10 main pages. A lonely wind whistle sound effect plays throughout.}''

''{Cut to the Tandy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And that's why Homestar is able to breathe ''{typed as "breath"}'' in the vacuum of space, Devon. Thanks for a{{--}} ''{record scratch, scene darkens and tilts}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And just watch me{{--}}

''{Cut to a live action video of a hamburger}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' {{--}}go to work on this hambloiger!

''{After a couple seconds, a Strong Bad figurine falls onto the burger with a splat}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad once again}''

''{The logo appears, sans copyright marks, and the scene behind it fades to black}''

''{After a few moments, the "coming soon" message fades, and cuts to Strong Bad typing at the Lappy}''

''{Cut back to the logo}''

*The Updates links in the Main Page 1 Mock-up are clickable, but go nowhere.

 

*Each time The Paper comes down during the toon, the "Email Strong Bad" link works.

*This toon is not linked from anywhere in the Toons menu except in the "New Stuff" page.

*In this cartoon, the [[Lappy 486]] [[Special Text in Strong Bad Emails|has stylized text]].

*Strong Bad misspells "breathe" as "breath". <!-- Pay attention to his pronunciation of the word. -->

*The left and the lower brims of the Tandy's screen glow as if not fitted in perfectly.

*The list of trademarks and abbreviations in the show's name includes [[LLC,,.]]

*The first time the logo appears, the run of trademarks and abbreviations ends with "Esq."; the second time, this is replaced with "GQ". ''[[Wikipedia:Esquire (magazine)|Esquire]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:GQ|GQ]]'' are both men's magazines.

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