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| - | [[File:NotABroom.png|thumb|200px|"You're not a broom?!"]]
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| | [[Marzipan]] is often '''compared to a broom''' because of her body shape. | | [[Marzipan]] is often '''compared to a broom''' because of her body shape. |
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| | ==References== | | ==References== |
| - | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] {{--}} [[Homestar Runner]] calls Marzipan "you old broomstick". | + | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] — [[Homestar Runner]] calls Marzipan "you old broomstick". |
| - | *Email [[virus]] {{--}} When Marzipan is affected by [[the virus]], she speaks in a distorted voice. In the [[Quote of the Week]] Easter egg in the same email, a broom makes the same sound. | + | *Email [[virus]] — When Marzipan is affected by [[the virus]], she speaks in a distorted voice. In the [[Quote of the Week]] Easter egg in the same email, a broom makes the same sound. |
| - | *Email [[long pants]] {{--}} In an Easter egg, Marzipan tells Homestar that everyone thinks she's a broom. Based on Homestar's surprised response, he apparently thought so too. | + | *Email [[long pants]] — In an Easter egg, Marzipan tells Homestar that everyone thinks she's a broom, much to his surprise. |
| - | *[[Date Nite]] {{--}} When talking about Marzipan, [[Strong Bad]] says to [[The Cheat]], "You can't even call that thing a bod! At best it's a broom or a—" | + | *[[Date Nite]] — [[Strong Bad]] says to [[The Cheat]], "You can't even call that thing a bod! At best it's a broom or a—" |
| - | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] {{--}} The [[New Stuff]] description was "Folks call the broom lady." | + | *[[New Stuff]] — The description for [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Versions 14.2]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|15.2]] is "Folks call the broom lady." The description for [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|Version 16.2]] is "When the broom's away-". |
| - | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] {{--}}
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| - | **Homestar absentmindedly calls Marzipan to describe "a hot blonde thing" he saw as "purple dress, broomstick style".
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| - | ** The New Stuff description was again "Folks call the broom lady."
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| - | *[[8-Bit is Enough]] {{--}} Homestar says of Marzipan as the [[Lady Crate Ape]], "A little broomstick like her shouldn't be able to throw that far."
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| - | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] {{--}} The New Stuff description was "When the broom's away-".
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| - | *[[TMBG Concert - 5 Mar 2010]] {{--}} When singing [[The Beatles|With a Little Help from My Friends]], [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet Homestar]] sings, "Somebody... with a broomstick for a girlfriend!"
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| - | *[[The Brothers Chaps' Side Projects#Film|D'artagnan is the Champion]] {{--}} In her documentary, [[Missy Palmer]] says she "got to play a cartoon character that was shaped like a broom", before showing an animation of Marzipan.
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| - | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] {{--}} Strong Bad pranks Marzipan by pretending to be the [[The Only Girl|new girl character]], "[[Sharpdene]]", who tells Marzipan she looks like a broom.
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| - | *[[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser]] {{--}} After [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] successfully prevents an assassination attempt by [[Sultry Buttons]], looking in the kitchen will have him remark that she has either escaped into the night or disguised herself as a broom.
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| - | ==Variations==
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| - | *Email [[big white face]] {{--}} Strong Bad compares Marzipan's head to a baseball bat.
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| - | *[[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} Homestar mistakes Strong Bad's comment about an ugly misshapen stick for Marzipan rather than the bare [[King of Town]] Effigy.
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| - | *[[Baddest of the Bands]] {{--}} [[Coach Z]] calls Marzipan his "little baseball bat in a dress".
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| - | *[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] {{--}} In an Easter egg, it is shown that Homestar has been tricked into making out with a mop, instead of with Marzipan.
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| - | *[[Haunted Photo Booth]] {{--}} Homestar kisses his bat rather than Marzipan.
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| | [[Category:Name running gags]] | | [[Category:Name running gags]] |
