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{{mamnav|15|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Version 14.2|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0}}
[[Image:Mam15pernt2.png|thumb|"That's right, I pronounced it 'ad-VER-tis-ments'!"]]
[[Image:Mam15pernt2.png|thumb|"That's right, I pronounced it 'ad-VER-tis-ments'!"]]
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'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Movie Theater]] (Easter egg)
'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Movie Theater]] (Easter egg)
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'''Date:''' Monday, February 25, 2008
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'''Release Date:''' Monday, February 25, 2008
'''Running Time:''' 3:30
'''Running Time:''' 3:30
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=== Message 6 ===
=== Message 6 ===
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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{angrily}'' Well, well, well, Miss Marzithang, any idea why Strong Bad's been goin' around calling me a "stankwad", or why the Bubs keeps referring to me as a "wad in the grass"? Hmm? Any idea? Maybe because you told everybody that my middle name is Wad?! That was supposed to be our secret! I thought we had a deal. Well, don't blame me if all the sudden your questionable voluntary surgery becomes public knowledge! The Wad is out!
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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{angry}'' Well, well, well, Miss Marzithang, any idea why Strong Bad's been goin' around calling me a "stankwad", or why the Bubs keeps referring to me as a "wad in the grass"? Hmm? Any idea? Maybe because you told everybody that my middle name is Wad?! That was supposed to be our secret! I thought we had a deal. Well, don't blame me if all of a sudden your questionable voluntary surgery becomes public knowledge! The Wad is out!
=== Message 5 ===
=== Message 5 ===
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=== Message 4 ===
=== Message 4 ===
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'''BUBS:''' Hey Marzipan, it's the Bubs. Say, uh, do you know any other women around here? I mean, you're not exactly my type, and I need somebody to go to the movies with. It's getting desperate! I'll take anything at this point{{--}} lady duck, lady pine cone, lady pillow. I gotta go to the movies with ''somebody''! So if you know of any kind of lady item, put in a good word for ol' Bubs. And tell 'em they'll get 10% off at the concession stand! ''{quickly, as the following words appear onscreen}'' Discount will not be honored!
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'''BUBS:''' Hey Marzipan, it's the Bubs. Say, uh, do you know any other women around here? I mean, you're not exactly my type, and I need somebody to go to the movies with. It's getting desperate! I'll take anything at this point— lady duck, lady pine cone, lady pillow. I gotta go to the movies with somebody! So if you know of any kind of lady item, put in a good word for ol' Bubs. And tell 'em they'll get 10% off at the concession stand! ''{quickly, as the following words appear onscreen}'' Discount will not be honored!
=== Message 3 ===
=== Message 3 ===
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{with hip-hop beat playing in background}'' Hey, yo, Marz-ay! Coach Z, all up in the stujo. Just cut my new record, want you to be a sassy high-pitched background singer on this new track! Maybe sing a-like: "Word, I'm out!" Or maybe like we sampled you from an old '70s disca tape, and you say: "You ain't the type of man that you used to be!" Basically want to just get you up in the stujo, which is kind of a cardboard box, with a micoraphone in it, not plugged in. Uh... maybe like, disregard... that last part. I'm out, peace, love!
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{with hip-hop beat playing in background}'' Hey, yo, Marz-ay! Coach Z, all up in the stujo. Just cut my new record, want you to be a sassy high-pitched background singer on this new track! Maybe sing a-like: "Word of mouth!" Or maybe like we sampled you from an old '70s disca tape, and you say: "You ain't the type of man that you used to be!" Basically want to just get you up in the stujo, which is kind of a cardboard box, with a micoraphone in it, not plugged in. Uh... maybe like, disregard... that last part. I'm out, peace, love!
=== Message 2 ===
=== Message 2 ===
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, he says you're a face. Uh, a facewich. Like a face ''witch'', like rides a broomstick? Or a facewich like between two pieces of bread?  
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, he says you're a face. A facewich. Like a face ''witch'', like rides a broomstick? Or a facewich like between two pieces of bread?  
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''  
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''  
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, gnawing noises}''
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, gnawing noises}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And now, you're just gnawing on the phone. Gimme that! ''{gnawing noises stop}'' I'll show you how it's done. ''{quickly}'' Marzipan, this is Dean Prankcaller from the You're Gross Institute calling to ask you to come speak at our graduation ceremony. If you're interested, please walk into the bathroom and stare at your gross face until you make yourself puke. Thank you, the end, very much. ''{normally}'' Now that's a prank call! ''{more gnawing noises}'' Ugh...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And now, you're just gnawing on the phone. Gimme that! I'll show you how it's done. ''{quickly}'' Marzipan, this is Dean Prankcaller from the You're Gross Institute calling to ask you to come speak at our graduation ceremony. If you're interested, please walk into the bathroom and stare at your gross face until you make yourself puke. Thank you, the end, very much. ''{normally}'' Now that's a prank call! ''{more gnawing noises}'' Ugh...
=== Message 1 ===
=== Message 1 ===
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'''QUESTIONABLE SURGEON:''' Mmmmmm yes, hello, Miss Marzipan. This is your questionable surgeon. We were just calling to ask if we could use the before and after photos from your ''{photos appear; the "before" photo shows Marzipan with a large nose and the "after" photo shows her as usual}'' questionable voluntary surgery in one of our advertisements ''{pronounced as "ad-VER-tiss-ments"}''. Yes, that's right, I pronounced it "ad-VER-tiss-ments".
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'''QUESTIONABLE SURGEON:''' Mmmmmm yes, hello, Miss Marzipan. This is your questionable surgeon. We were just calling to ask if we could use the before and after photos from your ''{photos appear; the "before" photo shows Marzipan with a large nose and the "after" photo shows her as usual}'' questionable voluntary surgery in one of our advertisements ''{pronounced as "ad-VER-tis-ments"}''. Yes, that's right, I pronounced it "ad-VER-tis-ments".
== Easter Eggs ==
== Easter Eggs ==
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==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==
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===Explanations===
 
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*[[Wikipedia:Epsom Salt|Epsom salt]], or magnesium sulfate, is a chemical compound with a variety of uses.
 
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===Trivia===
===Trivia===
*This answering machine has a new loading screen, showing a corner of Marzipan's table rather than the old spinning Homestar Runner logo.
*This answering machine has a new loading screen, showing a corner of Marzipan's table rather than the old spinning Homestar Runner logo.
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*The Main Page, toons links and the cartoon itself were added some time before the page was made, so users were met with a "404'd" message for the first few hours after the update. However, it was viewable by looking at the Flash file.
*The Main Page, toons links and the cartoon itself were added some time before the page was made, so users were met with a "404'd" message for the first few hours after the update. However, it was viewable by looking at the Flash file.
*"Republic of Wad" was mentioned one week earlier as a country of manufacture of unlicensed merchandise in [[licensed]].
*"Republic of Wad" was mentioned one week earlier as a country of manufacture of unlicensed merchandise in [[licensed]].
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*Bubs seems to have elbows again, as seen in the Easter egg at the end.  In [[Bubs Evolution|recent appearances]], Bubs' arms have been drawn without elbows and instead have been animated as a single object, giving his arms a tentacle-like appearance.
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*Bubs seems to have elbows again, as seen in the Easter egg at the end.  In [[Bubs Evolution|recent appearances]], Bub's arms have been drawn without elbows and instead have been animated as a single object, giving his arms a tentacle-like appearance.
*The buttons on the answering machine can still be pressed even while the before and after images are blocking them.
*The buttons on the answering machine can still be pressed even while the before and after images are blocking them.
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*Advertisements is actually pronounced ad-VER-tis-ments in most English-speaking countries.
 
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*Marzipan has previously shown the ability to understand The Cheat's language, so Strong Bad translating serves no purpose to her.
 
===Goofs===
===Goofs===
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*The Answering Machine button in the Toons menu still linked to Answering Machine 14.2 until the release of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]].
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*The Answering Machine button in the Toons menu still links to Answering Machine 14.2.
===Fixed Goofs===
===Fixed Goofs===
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===Inside References===
===Inside References===
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*[[Ducks]], [[bread]], [[robots]], and [[puking]] are mentioned.  
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*[[Ducks]], [[Bread]], [[Robots]], and [[Puking]] are mentioned.  
*Lord Quackingstick appeared first in [[portrait]].
*Lord Quackingstick appeared first in [[portrait]].
*Bubs' dilemma refers to the fact that Marzipan is [[The Only Girl|the only female main character]].
*Bubs' dilemma refers to the fact that Marzipan is [[The Only Girl|the only female main character]].
*The Cheat [[The Cheat Gnawing|gnaws]] on the phone.
*The Cheat [[The Cheat Gnawing|gnaws]] on the phone.
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*Judging by the way he speaks and says "Mmmmmm," the [[Questionable Services|questionable]] surgeon may have been the [[Generic Announcers|announcer]] who advertised the [[Blubb-O's|Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt]] in [[nightlife]].
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*Judging by the way he speaks and says the lines "Mmmmmm" and "Yes, that's right," the questionable surgeon may have been the [[Generic Announcers|announcer]] who advertised [[Cold Ones#Expen$e Account Ones|Expen$e Account Ones]] in [[business trip]] and the [[Blubb-o's|Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt]] in [[nightlife]].
*Coach Z's studio is a [[cardboard box]].
*Coach Z's studio is a [[cardboard box]].
*Homestar mentions the hot blonde's "broomstick [[style]]".
*Homestar mentions the hot blonde's "broomstick [[style]]".
*The pictures from Marzipan's surgery purport to explain her [[Lack of Visible Body Parts|lack of a visible nose]].
*The pictures from Marzipan's surgery purport to explain her [[Lack of Visible Body Parts|lack of a visible nose]].
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*Coach Z previously mentioned "disca tapes" in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] and the FBI warning of [[Everything Else, Volume 2]].
 
===Real-World References===
===Real-World References===
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==External Links==
==External Links==
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*[[HR:answer15.html|watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2"]]
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*[[HR:answer15.swf|view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2"]]
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*[[Forum:13654|forum thread re: "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2"]]
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