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<div style="cellpadding:2;align:center">[[Image:homestarmy.png|230px|Homestarmy]]<br><small>The Few, The Proud, The Homestarmy!</small></div>
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| '''Active''' || ''ca.'' [[army|January 5, 2004]]—Present
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| align=center | [[Image:homestarmy.png|230px|Homestarmy]]<br><small>The Few, The Proud, The Homestarmy!</small>
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| '''Active''' || [[army|January 5, 2004]]—Present
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| '''Allegiance''' || [[Free Country, USA]]
| '''Allegiance''' || [[Free Country, USA]]
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| '''Motto''' || Do You Has?
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| '''Membership Cost''' || $5
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| '''Price''' || $5.00 (USD)
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| '''Members''' ||
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| '''Members''' || [[Homestar Runner]]<br>[[Frank Bennedetto]]<br>[[Strong Sad]]<br>[[Homsar]]<br>[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]]
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*[[Homestar Runner]]
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*[[Frank Bennedetto]]
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| '''Duties''' ||
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| '''Duties''' || [[The Battle of Strong Badia|Invading]] [[Strong Badia]]<br>[[Labor Dabor|Monitoring]] [[Holidays#Labor Day (first Monday in September)|Labor Day]]
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*[[The Battle of Strong Badia|Invading]] [[Strong Badia]]
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*[[Labor Dabor|Monitoring]] [[Holidays#Labor Day (first Monday of September)|Labor Day]]
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| '''Equipment''' ||
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| '''Equipment''' || [[Orange Tupperware#Wooden Spoon|Orange Wooden Spoon]] (Colonels only)<br>[[Orange Tupperware#Orange Bowl|Orange Bowls]]
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*[[Orange Bowl and Spoon#Orange Bowl|Orange bowls]]
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*[[Orange Bowl and Spoon#Wooden Spoon|Orange wooden spoon]] (colonels only)
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| '''Major Battles''' ||
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*[[Battle of Strong Badia]]
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*[[Strong Badia the Free|Invasion of the King of Town's Castle]]
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| '''Enemies''' ||
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*[[Strong Badia]] and the [[The On Point Kings]] (truce called as of 2008)
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*[[The Municipality]]
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The '''Homestarmy''' (a [[portmanteau]] of "Homestar" and "army") is a "[[Lack of Visible Arms|no-armed]] fighting force" led by Colonel [[Homestar Runner]] (pronounced "col-o-nel" by Homestar, as opposed to its normal pronunciation "ker-nel"). The Homestarmy was initially founded to invade and conquer [[Strong Badia]] as a means for Homestar to take revenge on Strong Bad's increasing popularity, encouraging "draft dodgers" to "serve their country". After invading Strong Badia, the Homestarmy plans to "paint that fence some other cool color and put a fake beard on that [[tire]]".
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The '''Homestarmy''' is a fighting force led by Colonel [[Homestar Runner]] (pronounced "col-o-nel" by Homestar, as opposed to its normal pronunciation "ker-nel"). Homestar claims that membership is a group of "[[Lack of Visible Arms|No-armed]] forces" limited to the few who are sick and tired of "playing second-fiddle to a two-bit [[Wrestleman|wrestle man]] and his [[The Cheat|yellow dog]]", and those who are ready to give their five bucks to the Homestarmy if it comes to that. But in reality, the Homestarmy is a rag-tag group of [[Free Country, USA]]'s more disenfranchised citizens, united by Homestar's friendly influence, and their shared dislike of [[Strong Bad]]. Regardless, Homestar is very confident in this meager army and has been known to try to get the said $5 from his soldiers often.  
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Homestar attempts to recruit "''the'' most elite team of crack commandos", claiming that members should have guts, determination, and a deposit of five dollars. He also encourages recruits to bring him a sack lunch and some orange slices. But in reality, the Homestarmy is a rag-tag group of [[Free Country, USA]]'s more disenfranchised citizens united by Homestar's friendly influence and their shared dislike of [[Strong Bad]]. Regardless, Homestar is very confident in this meager army and often tries to get the said five dollars from his soldiers. The army is known to surrender easily, as Homestar orders his soldiers to retreat and says they're "in over their heads" when Strong Bad simply calls off the invasion to play [[Sports#Badminton|badminton]].
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In their first and greatest known campaign, they tried to invade [[Strong Badia]], resulting in the military fiasco known as [[The Battle of Strong Badia]]. The only casualty was [[Frank Bennedetto|Third-Style Private Bennedetto]], a popcorn air-popper, wounded by a kick from Strong Bad.  
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The Homestarmy sometimes resorts to [[HR:wallpapers/armywallpaper3.jpg|propaganda posters]] to get new recruits. One of them shows Colonel Homestar encouraging people to join the Homestarmy. Another (mostly obscured by the edge of the screen) shows an evil, monstrously-drawn The Cheat (in his [[Firebert]] uniform) with red eyes, [[fangs]], and horns, labelled "BAD!". Another poster shows sinister-looking shadowy figures looking down at Frank Bennedetto's corpse, with text saying "DON'T LET THEM!". Homestar, in his desperation for new recruits, even attempted to recruit his enemy Strong Bad, possibly leading to his failure at the Battle of Strong Badia.
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[[Image:Fallen_Ben.PNG|thumb|left|200px|"Don't you die on me!"]]With Frank Bennedetto fully healed, the Homestarmy [[Labor Dabor|returned to their duties]], ensuring that no one worked on [[Holidays#Labor Day (first Monday in September)|Labor Day]].
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It appears that [[Orange Bowl and Spoon|orange Tupperware bowls]] are the Homestarmy uniform, as all members except Frank Bennedetto wear one as a helmet. Homestar sometimes advertises the army as wearing "cool camos", but they have never been seen wearing any. Other than the Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife's [[Big Knives|big knife]] and Homestar's wooden spoon, they carry no weapons, though Homestar claims that any who oppose them will feel their "fluoride sting".
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Homestar tried to recruit new members for the Homestarmy at the [[more armies|Vaguely Military Career Fair]], saying that he was looking for people that came from "a long line of five bucks-havers".  
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==History==
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It appears that [[Orange Tupperware|orange Tupperware bowls]] are the Homestarmy uniform: all members except Frank Bennedetto wear one as a helmet. Other than the Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife and Homestar's wooden spoon, they carry no weapons, though Homestar claims that any who oppose them will feel their "fluoride sting".
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[[Image:Fallen_Ben.PNG|thumb|left|200px|"Don't you die on me!"]]
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Their enthusiastic invasion of Strong Badia in January 2004 resulted in the awkward military fiasco known as [[The Battle of Strong Badia]]. The only casualty was [[Style|Third-Style]] [[Frank Bennedetto|Private Bennedetto]], a popcorn air-popper, wounded by a kick from Strong Bad. There are conflicting accounts on his [[death]], and it is left ambiguous as to whether he really died.
 
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In September 2004, Frank Bennedetto (alive and well in [[Puppet Character Variations|puppet]]-form) and Colonel Homestar [[Labor Dabor|returned to their duties]] in an effort to ensure that "nobody or their brother does any type of work at all" on [[Holidays#Labor Day (first Monday of September)|Labor Day]], with each person who works apparently owing Homestar five bucks.
 
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Homestar tried to recruit new members for the Homestarmy at the [[more armies|Vaguely Military Career Fair]], saying that he was looking for people that came from "a long line of five bucks-havers".
 
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Later, the Homestarmy banded together again to overthrow the oppressive [[The King of Town|The Of Town]] and prevent an invasion, with new members Strong Bad (their former rival), The Cheat, Pom Pom, Strong Mad, and Coach Z. The final member, Coach Z, was drafted in using a "Peace Draft" wheel in [[Marzipan]]'s backyard. The Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife was absent, as he does not appear in this game. The [[Strong Badia the Free|Invasion of the King of Town's castle]] ended up lasting five minutes. After that, everyone quit except for Strong Mad, Strong Sad, and Homestar. The Cheat, Coach Z, and Homsar defected to the Municipality.
 
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==Members==
==Members==
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===Battle of Strong Badia===
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*[[Homestar Runner]] - [[Wikipedia:Colonel|Colonel]] (Leader)
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*[[Homestar Runner]] {{--}} [[Wikipedia:Colonel|Colonel]] (leader)
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*[[Frank Bennedetto]] - Third-Style [[Wikipedia:Private (rank)|Private]]
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*[[Frank Bennedetto]] {{--}} Third-Style [[Wikipedia:Private (rank)|Private]]
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*[[Homsar]] - Rank Unknown
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*[[Homsar]] {{--}} Rank unknown, promptly deserted the battle.
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*[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]] - Rank Unknown
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*[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]] {{--}} Rank unknown.
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*[[Strong Sad]] - Rank Unknown, although he is known to play back cheers on a tape player while at rallies, and even blatantly disobeyed Homestar's orders by calling "Hold the line!" after Homestar ordered a retreat.
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*[[Strong Sad]] {{--}} Rank unknown, although he is known to play back cheers on a tape player while at rallies, and even blatantly disobeyed Homestar's orders by calling "Hold the line!" after Homestar ordered a retreat.
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===Invasion of the King of Town's Castle===
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*[[Homestar Runner]] {{--}} [[Wikipedia:Colonel|Colonel]] (Leader)
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*[[Coach Z]] (defected to the Municipality)
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==Appearances==
==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[army]]
*'''Debut:''' Email [[army]]
*[[Labor Dabor]]
*[[Labor Dabor]]
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*[[Wallpaper]]: [[oldHR:wallpapers/armywallpaper3.jpg|armywallpaper3.jpg]]
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*[[Wallpaper]]: [[HR:wallpapers/armywallpaper3.jpg|armywallpaper3.jpg]]
*Email [[more armies]]
*Email [[more armies]]
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*[[Strong Badia the Free]]
 
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