Homestar vs. Other Little Girl
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Homestar learns stuff from another little girl.
Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Homestar Runner, Other Little Girl
Date: November 28, 2005
Running Time: 1:25
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Transcript
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {Climbs on the chair} Homestar, you need classes. You don't go to school and you don't know anything.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, you got to teach me then.
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: I am!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ok.
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: What are we going to learn today is school?
{Cut}
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {Singing and playing the keyboard and as she sings the words appear on screen} You can never live in two places... 'Cause there's only one of you.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That is an amazing song!
{Cut}
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {Showing a cutout of the United States} Uh, this need to be held up really carefully.
{Cut}
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: It's called the United States of America.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uhhhhh...
{Cut}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: What planet is it on?
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Ahh... There's only one planet.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: There's only one planet now? What happened to the rest?
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Well, there's only one planet that have air.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ohhh!
{Cut}
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Is that where you live? Right here?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No. That's Texas.
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: No, it's not!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No? Where is that?
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: That's Texas.
{Cut}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Where do you live?
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Right here in Geogria.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's look like Missipity.
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Not Mississippi...
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No?
{Cut}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: You're pretty smart, Other Little Girl. {She hugs him} Awww... That's the sweetest hug.
{Cut}
{Other Little Girl hit Homestar in the head and he falls down}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aach!
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {laughs}
