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[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Marzipan's House]] in [[Homestar Ruiner]]. | [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Marzipan's House]] in [[Homestar Ruiner]]. | ||
{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}} | {{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}} | ||
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+ | == Balloons == | ||
+ | :'''When Marizpan is home''' | ||
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Don't touch the balloons, do you know how hard it is to find eco-friendly mylar? | ::'''MARZIPAN:''' Don't touch the balloons, do you know how hard it is to find eco-friendly mylar? | ||
- | :'''When | + | :'''When Marizpan is not home''' |
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Takin' Marzipan's balloons, and I don't know why... | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Takin' Marzipan's balloons, and I don't know why... | ||
- | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad floats a few feet in the air}'' | + | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad floats a few feet in the air}'' Whoah! These are some pretty powerful balloons! I feel like I'm walkin' on the moon with these things! |
- | + | == Cell Phone → Marzipan == | |
- | + | :'''When Marizpan is home''' | |
- | :'''When | + | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Only an amateur tries to make a prank phone call while standing within earshot of the prankee. <!-- this may be generic, it's the only one that I actually tried whilst standing right next to the prankee --> |
- | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Only an amateur tries to make a prank phone call while standing within earshot of the prankee. <!-- | + | |
+ | == Float == | ||
=== Float === | === Float === | ||
- | :'''When | + | :'''When Marizpan is home''' |
- | + | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoah, that is one seriously ginormous version of Homestar. | |
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::'''MARZIPAN:''' Do you like it? The paper is made from 100% vegetable products from my prize-winning organic garden. | ::'''MARZIPAN:''' Do you like it? The paper is made from 100% vegetable products from my prize-winning organic garden. | ||
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I always suspected Homestar was a big vegetable. | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' I always suspected Homestar was a big vegetable. | ||
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' How come Homewad gets a float? | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' How come Homewad gets a float? | ||
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Because he's my boyfriend. This week, anyway. | ::'''MARZIPAN:''' Because he's my boyfriend. This week, anyway. | ||
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's Marzipan's immense veggie-table paper maché representation of Homestar's stupid head. | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's Marzipan's immense veggie-table paper maché representation of Homestar's stupid head. | ||
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know about you, but I like Homestar a lot better this way. His head matches his arms now. | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know about you, but I like Homestar a lot better this way. His head matches his arms now. | ||
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- | :'''When Marzipan is | + | :'''When Marzipan is home''' |
::'''MARZIPAN:''' What do you think you're doing!? | ::'''MARZIPAN:''' What do you think you're doing!? | ||
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm, giving your Homestar float a much-needed shave? And a haircut? Two bits? | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm, giving your Homestar float a much-needed shave? And a haircut? Two bits? | ||
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:'''When Marzipan is not home''' | :'''When Marzipan is not home''' | ||
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Why hello, Mr. Enormous Noggin Homestar. What can I do for you today? | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Why hello, Mr. Enormous Noggin Homestar. What can I do for you today? | ||
- | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Homestar}'' Nothing | + | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Homestar}'' Nothing to fancy, Mr. Old Timey Barber Strong Bad. Just a little bit off the top. |
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Anything you say, sir... ''{Strong Bad decapitates the float, in the process knocking over a tiki torch, which then burns the remainder of the float to the ground}'' | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Anything you say, sir... ''{Strong Bad decapitates the float, in the process knocking over a tiki torch, which then burns the remainder of the float to the ground}'' | ||
- | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' | + | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoah, that went even better than expected. Uh-oh, here comes trouble. ''{Strong Bad hides as Marzipan enters the scene}'' |
::'''MARZIPAN:''' That darn Homestar! As if I didn't have enough to do without pointlessly running back and forth... ''{sees the smoldering remains of the float}'' What the?! ''{Marzipan sees the float's head poking up from behind a bush, where it is held by a concealed Strong Bad}'' | ::'''MARZIPAN:''' That darn Homestar! As if I didn't have enough to do without pointlessly running back and forth... ''{sees the smoldering remains of the float}'' What the?! ''{Marzipan sees the float's head poking up from behind a bush, where it is held by a concealed Strong Bad}'' | ||
- | ::'''MARZIPAN:''' | + | ::'''MARZIPAN:''' Did you do this? ''{The head moves slightly}'' Nothing to say? Well fine, you party-wrecking dummy! I hope ''lose'' your precious Race to the End of the Race! ''{Marzipan leaves}'' |
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaking to head}'' Man, I'd hate to be you right now, Homestar. Or would I? | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaking to head}'' Man, I'd hate to be you right now, Homestar. Or would I? | ||
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- | :'''When | + | :'''When Marizpan is home''' |
::''{Strong Bad rings doorbell}'' | ::''{Strong Bad rings doorbell}'' | ||
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{camera zooms out, showing back of house}'' I'm back here, Strong Bad. | ::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{camera zooms out, showing back of house}'' I'm back here, Strong Bad. | ||
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::''{Strong Bad rings doorbell}'' | ::''{Strong Bad rings doorbell}'' | ||
- | ::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{camera zooms out, showing back of house}'' Knock it off | + | ::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{camera zooms out, showing back of house}'' Knock it off Strong Bad. |
- | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bwah-ha-ha | + | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bwah-ha-ha |
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::''{Strong Bad rings doorbell}'' | ::''{Strong Bad rings doorbell}'' | ||
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{camera zooms out, showing back of house}'' Grrr... | ::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{camera zooms out, showing back of house}'' Grrr... | ||
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm. No one's home. It's almost as if an evil genius had lured her away from her house or something. | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm. No one's home. It's almost as if an evil genius had lured her away from her house or something. | ||
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- | :'''When | + | :'''When Marizpan is home''' |
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Victory <span style="font-size: 80%">for Homestar</span> Garden Party. Talk about a counting your armless chickens before they hatch... | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Victory <span style="font-size: 80%">for Homestar</span> Garden Party. Talk about a counting your armless chickens before they hatch... | ||
::'''MARZIPAN:''' I like to think of it as positive thinking. If I can visualize Homestar winning the race, then he ''will'' win the race. | ::'''MARZIPAN:''' I like to think of it as positive thinking. If I can visualize Homestar winning the race, then he ''will'' win the race. | ||
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::'''MARZIPAN:''' I visualized ''that'' yesterday. | ::'''MARZIPAN:''' I visualized ''that'' yesterday. | ||
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, it kinda sorta looks like this party is more about showing off your garden than celebrating Homestar's unlikely racing prowess. | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, it kinda sorta looks like this party is more about showing off your garden than celebrating Homestar's unlikely racing prowess. | ||
- | ::'''MARZIPAN:''' Don't be silly, Strong Bad. I'd never put the needs of my rhododendrons, marigolds, and okra above those of, ummm | + | ::'''MARZIPAN:''' Don't be silly, Strong Bad. I'd never put the needs of my rhododendrons, marigolds, and okra above those of, ummm — |
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar. | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar. | ||
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Right, Homsar. | ::'''MARZIPAN:''' Right, Homsar. | ||
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::'''MARZIPAN:''' What? | ::'''MARZIPAN:''' What? | ||
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, nothing. | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, nothing. | ||
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- | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' This banner will say "Congratulations, Strong Bad" by the end of the day, mark my words. Unless Strong Mad makes it, in which case it'll probably say "Contagulate, Stong | + | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' This banner will say "Congratulations, Strong Bad" by the end of the day, mark my words. Unless Strong Mad makes it, in which case it'll probably say "Contagulate, Stong Bad"... but still, seriously, mark them. |
+ | == Hedge == | ||
=== Hedge === | === Hedge === | ||
:'''Before being trimmed''' | :'''Before being trimmed''' | ||
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Thank you for visiting Strong Bad's Super Discount Cut Clips. See you again in six weeks! | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Thank you for visiting Strong Bad's Super Discount Cut Clips. See you again in six weeks! | ||
- | + | === Hedge Shears → Hedge === | |
- | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Shears and hedges go together like slo-mo and explosions... ''{cuts the hedge into the shape of Homestar}'' Hey, I didn't mean to do that! | |
- | + | :'''MARZIPAN:''' That's a very nice rendering, Strong Bad. Heyyy, are those my shears? | |
- | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' These? Oh no, yours are still in the shop. These are... Strong Sad's. But he's off his meds right now, so I took them from him, just to be safe. | |
- | + | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Well that was very thoughtful of you Strong Bad. | |
- | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, well you know me. Mister Thoughful. | |
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- | :'''When | + | == Loose Dirt (front, top) == |
- | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' | + | :'''When Marizpan is home''' |
- | ::''' | + | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, where'd your stupid ficus go? I was gonna pee on it! |
- | + | ::'''MARZIPAN:''' I've temporarily transplanted Credenza indoors so that he won't get trampled or peed on by clumsy partygoers. | |
- | + | :'''When Marizpan is not home''' | |
- | + | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' There's usually a dumb-looking ficus here. How it's just a patch of loose soiil. | |
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- | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' | + | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a... patch of dirt. Yup. |
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- | == | + | == Loose Dirt (others) == |
- | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' That's some of the loosest soil I've ever seen. Not that I spend a lot of my time staring at soil or anything. But man! So loose! | |
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- | ==== | + | == Marzipan == |
- | :''' | + | === When Strong Bad gets close === |
+ | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Flowers and petals and thorns and nettles! | ||
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- | :''' | + | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Hmmm... |
:{{short hr}} | :{{short hr}} | ||
- | :''' | + | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Tra-la-la la-la. |
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- | :''' | + | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Ah, much better! |
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- | + | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Maybe over here... | |
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- | :''' | + | :'''MARZIPAN:''' That looks good! |
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=== Marzipan === | === Marzipan === | ||
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! | ||
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I heard an ugly rumor that there's going to be a party here and I'm not invited. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I heard an ugly rumor that there's going to be a party here and I'm not invited. | ||
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, that's not a rumor... | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, that's not a rumor... | ||
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Good. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Good. | ||
:'''MARZIPAN:''' It's a cold hard fact. | :'''MARZIPAN:''' It's a cold hard fact. | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stutters}'' Buh-wha | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stutters}'' Buh-wha— Why? |
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Do you remember what happened the ''last'' time I invited you to a party? | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Do you remember what happened the ''last'' time I invited you to a party? | ||
- | :''{ | + | ::''{cut to party scene in Marzipan's backyard. Strong Bad stands on the roof, wearing a black Limozeen T-shirt, with an eyepatch and a pink headband}'' |
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Behold! I am | + | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Behold! I am lord Barglebroth, come for your souls! All will kneel before my style! |
- | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Look out! | + | ::'''MARZIPAN:''' '''Look out!''' |
- | :''{ | + | ::''{low grunting noise; Strong Bad takes a flying leap off the roof in slow motion}'' |
- | :'''EVERYONE:''' Ieeee! | + | ::'''EVERYONE:''' '''Ieeee!''' |
- | :''{ | + | ::''{partygoers scatter, cut to side view of cake, Strong Bad flies into the frame at full speed}'' |
- | :''{ | + | :''{abrupt cut back to present day}'' |
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, not really. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' No, not really. | ||
:'''MARZIPAN:''' That figures. | :'''MARZIPAN:''' That figures. | ||
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I was willing, but Homestar said no way. (Parenthetically, I don't think he likes you very much.) | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I was willing, but Homestar said no way. (Parenthetically, I don't think he likes you very much.) | ||
- | + | === Marzipan → Marzipan → Angel=== | |
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{patronizingly}'' Did you make all these decorations? | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{patronizingly}'' Did you make all these decorations? | ||
:'''MARZIPAN:''' That's so sweet of you to ask. Why yes, all of these party decorations were hand-crafted by me, myself, and I. I grew the bamboo for the tiki torches in my underground terrarium, ground the paint pigments for the victory banner from a variety of rose petals in my garden, and completed a three-week course in iron working at the local community college so I could hand-smelt the cute little Homestar float over there. | :'''MARZIPAN:''' That's so sweet of you to ask. Why yes, all of these party decorations were hand-crafted by me, myself, and I. I grew the bamboo for the tiki torches in my underground terrarium, ground the paint pigments for the victory banner from a variety of rose petals in my garden, and completed a three-week course in iron working at the local community college so I could hand-smelt the cute little Homestar float over there. | ||
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Did you do something different with your hair? I can't even smell it from here. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Did you do something different with your hair? I can't even smell it from here. | ||
- | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Why yes, thank you for noticing. I've added just a little bit of muskrat | + | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Why yes, thank you for noticing. I've added just a little bit of muskrat seat to my usual mixture of Henna and flaxseed oil. I know what you're thinking: what about the increased viscosity and split ends you usually get with muskrats? Well here's the secret: free-range muskrats! It's amazing how much high-quality sweat you can get out of a muskrat when it's being raised in a loving and stress-free environment. |
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Amazing. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Amazing. | ||
- | + | === Marzipan → Marzipan → Devil=== | |
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice ''dork''orations, Marzipan! | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice ''dork''orations, Marzipan! | ||
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Hey, I've been working on those for a week. | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Hey, I've been working on those for a week. | ||
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Is there something different about you today? | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Is there something different about you today? | ||
- | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Why yes | + | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Why yes— |
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Because I can't... really... make anything out... the sheen off your oily forehead... it's too blinding! | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Because I can't... really... make anything out... the sheen off your oily forehead... it's too blinding! | ||
:'''MARZIPAN:''' I don't like to use the word "hate," so I use the word "chonk." I really chonk you Strong Bad. I chonk you with the passion of a thousand exploding whales. | :'''MARZIPAN:''' I don't like to use the word "hate," so I use the word "chonk." I really chonk you Strong Bad. I chonk you with the passion of a thousand exploding whales. | ||
- | + | === Marzipan → Homestar === | |
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe you're throwing such a big party for such a small brain. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe you're throwing such a big party for such a small brain. | ||
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Who? Oh yeah, Homestar. Well I ''was'' just planning to throw a big party celebrating my award-winning organic vegetable garden, but no one seemed to want to come to that, so I added Homestar into the mix, and now ''everyone's'' coming! | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Who? Oh yeah, Homestar. Well I ''was'' just planning to throw a big party celebrating my award-winning organic vegetable garden, but no one seemed to want to come to that, so I added Homestar into the mix, and now ''everyone's'' coming! | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' '' | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{coughs}'' |
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Almost everyone. | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Almost everyone. | ||
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Thank you. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Thank you. | ||
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' It's more like one of the universes happy synchronicities... like when a whale eats a fisherman, or you walk into a wall... | :'''MARZIPAN:''' It's more like one of the universes happy synchronicities... like when a whale eats a fisherman, or you walk into a wall... | ||
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, I only did that twice! | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, I only did that twice! | ||
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' That shrub out front looks like it's made out of the ugly sticks that someone beat it with. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' That shrub out front looks like it's made out of the ugly sticks that someone beat it with. | ||
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Isn't it just the saddest thing you've ever seen? I'd trim it, but my hedge shears are in the shop. | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Isn't it just the saddest thing you've ever seen? I'd trim it, but my hedge shears are in the shop. | ||
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' So your shears are over at Bubs', right? | :'''STRONG BAD:''' So your shears are over at Bubs', right? | ||
:'''MARZIPAN:''' As far as I know. | :'''MARZIPAN:''' As far as I know. | ||
- | + | === Marzipan → Snake Boxer === | |
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar tells me that you've got my Snake Boxer 5 manual. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar tells me that you've got my Snake Boxer 5 manual. | ||
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh yeah. I was going to use it in my Homestar float. | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh yeah. I was going to use it in my Homestar float. | ||
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{screaming}'' '''Arrgh!''' | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{screaming}'' '''Arrgh!''' | ||
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Not to worry, I gave the manual to Coach Z. He likes to look at the pictures. | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Not to worry, I gave the manual to Coach Z. He likes to look at the pictures. | ||
- | + | === Marzipan → Cancel === | |
- | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, look at the invisible time. Bye Now. | |
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, look at the invisible time. Bye | + | |
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Bye Strong Bad! | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Bye Strong Bad! | ||
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:'''MARZIPAN:''' Good riddance to bad karma. | :'''MARZIPAN:''' Good riddance to bad karma. | ||
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmm, ripe stinky onions. I'd better pick a few in case I need to make an emergency stew later on or somethin'. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmm, ripe stinky onions. I'd better pick a few in case I need to make an emergency stew later on or somethin'. | ||
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' The rest of these onions need a few more weeks to blossom into their full stinky potential. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' The rest of these onions need a few more weeks to blossom into their full stinky potential. | ||
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Marzipan's welcome mat is where people leave all kindsa stuff, like bottles of freshly squeezed soy milk, underground newspapers, and on special occasions, flaming sacks of crap... | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Marzipan's welcome mat is where people leave all kindsa stuff, like bottles of freshly squeezed soy milk, underground newspapers, and on special occasions, flaming sacks of crap... | ||
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' The mat says "welcome," but Marzipan's made it clear that doesn't apply to me. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' The mat says "welcome," but Marzipan's made it clear that doesn't apply to me. | ||
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