Haiku
From Homestar Runner Wiki
A haiku is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.
A few characters have recited one, most notably Strong Sad. Strong Bad has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.
Appearances
- Email japanese cartoon
So cool an email.
I thought you would enjoy it.
Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...
- On January 27, 2019, the @StrongBadActual Twitter account claimed that this haiku was unintentional.
- Strong Sad's Lament — August 5, 2004 post
Broken slouchiness,
Smiling from outside the spine,
Sit up straight for once.
This night. Black as pitch.
Doom from inside me wells up.
Pray I don't get egged.
Rapping at the door.
Fills up agèd pillow case.
So sick of Smarties.
A butt for a face.
Little brother: dork, dork, dork.
Stay out of my room.
- Email virus
Computer over?
Virus equals very yes?!
That's not a good prize!
