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Pray he doesn't get egged.

A haiku is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.

A few characters have recited one, most notably Strong Sad. Strong Bad has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.


So cool an email.
I thought you would enjoy it.
Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...
Broken slouchiness,
Smiling from outside the spine,
Sit up straight for once.
This night. Black as pitch.
Doom from inside me wells up.
Pray I don't get egged.
Rapping at the door.
Fills up agèd pillow case.
So sick of Smarties.
A butt for a face.
Little brother: dork, dork, dork.
Stay out of my room.
Computer over?
Virus equals very yes?!
That's not a good prize!
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