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- | [[Image:Doughnut.png|thumb|" | + | [[Image:Doughnut.png|thumb|"Do you dough-not want one?"]] |
Homestar Runner opens his own [[doughnut]]<!--not spelled donut--> stand, sparking a fierce marketing war between himself and Bubs. | Homestar Runner opens his own [[doughnut]]<!--not spelled donut--> stand, sparking a fierce marketing war between himself and Bubs. | ||
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{looking annoyed}'' No, since when? | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{looking annoyed}'' No, since when? | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why, just last night! ''{Clouds fill the screen, then recede to the edges. A scene depicting Homestar's dream is shown. He is seen wearing a shirt with the Mexican flag on it, standing next to a high-jumping pit. He has only one leg} {voiceover}'' I dreamt that I was a French long-jump champion with eight wooden legs! | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why, just last night! ''{Clouds fill the screen, then recede to the edges. A scene depicting Homestar's dream is shown. He is seen wearing a shirt with the Mexican flag on it, standing next to a high-jumping pit. He has only one leg}{voiceover}'' I dreamt that I was a French long-jump champion with eight wooden legs! |
- | '''MARZIPAN:''' And... that made you want to start a doughnut<!--do not change the spelling of doughnut--> shop? | + | '''MARZIPAN:''' And...that made you want to start a doughnut <!--do not change the spelling of doughnut--> shop? |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes sir! Like I said, it's a boyhood dream of mine. Could you pass me that recipe? | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes sir! Like I said, it's a boyhood dream of mine. Could you pass me that recipe? | ||
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''{Bubs, with a red face and an exceptionally furious expression, enters from the right. As he speaks, cartoon smoke clouds emit from his head.}'' | ''{Bubs, with a red face and an exceptionally furious expression, enters from the right. As he speaks, cartoon smoke clouds emit from his head.}'' | ||
- | '''BUBS:''' ''{with forced restraint}'' Well, hello, | + | '''BUBS:''' ''{with forced restraint}'' Well, hello, Hooomestar! |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey there, doughnut<!--spelled correctly--> rush. What can I get for you? | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey there, doughnut<!--spelled correctly--> rush. What can I get for you? | ||
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''{zooms out to the gap between the stores. Note that there is no street, but a field}'' | ''{zooms out to the gap between the stores. Note that there is no street, but a field}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{examining the grass between the two stands}'' The street? |
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'''BUBS:''' Right across the way from me! | '''BUBS:''' Right across the way from me! | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{holds up a big stack of paperwork}'' Great so far! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{holds up a big stack of paperwork}'' Great so far! | ||
- | '''BUBS:''' ''{back to an angry face}'' I gotta get ready for the big 3:09 p.m. doughnut<!--seriously, it is spelled doughnut. Do not change the spelling--> rush. When next we meet, 'twill be on the doughnut<!-- | + | '''BUBS:''' ''{back to an angry face}'' I gotta get ready for the big 3:09 p.m. doughnut<!--seriously, it is spelled doughnut. Do not change the spelling--> rush. When next we meet, 'twill be on the doughnut<!--no to be changed to donut--> field of battle! ''{Cut to a silhouette of the scene. Bubs marches to his stand imitating a military drum cadence}'' Dubba dup dup dup, dubba dup dup dup, dubba dup dup da daa ba dup dup dup! |
''{Cut to a shot of a clock that strikes 3:09. Cut back to a shot of the two stands. The King Of Town appears in a puff of smoke.}'' | ''{Cut to a shot of a clock that strikes 3:09. Cut back to a shot of the two stands. The King Of Town appears in a puff of smoke.}'' | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{holds up a newspaper}'' Marzipan raves "Hey! Get outta my kitchen, you!" | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{holds up a newspaper}'' Marzipan raves "Hey! Get outta my kitchen, you!" | ||
- | '''BUBS:''' ''{cut to a shot of a box of toothpaste labeled "Bubs' Donuts<!--sic-->!"; as he says each | + | '''BUBS:''' ''{cut to a shot of a box of toothpaste labeled "Bubs' Donuts<!--sic-->!"; as he says each descriptions, it appears onscreen}'' Fights cavities! Cleans Teeth! ''{A cartoon Bubs appears in the bottom right corner, bearing the following message in a speech bubble}'' The American Dental Association does not approve the preceding statements. |
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' All right, all right, all right. You both make excellent cases, but I've come to my decision. | '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' All right, all right, all right. You both make excellent cases, but I've come to my decision. | ||
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== Fun Facts == | == Fun Facts == | ||
===Explanations=== | ===Explanations=== | ||
- | *The toon's title is a pun on the " | + | * The toon's title is a pun on the [[Wikipedia:Ethic of reciprocity|ethic of reciprocity]], commonly known as the "Golden Rule," which is often expressed as "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." |
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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
+ | *[[Trivia Time]] can be seen in the Kitchen. | ||
*The [[News Articles|newspaper]] reads: | *The [[News Articles|newspaper]] reads: | ||
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| style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif; font-size:1.1em;" | FCUSA - The Marzipan was stunned<br>today when she woke to find a totally<br>legit donut <!--[sic]--> enterprise operating out<br>of her own dang kitchen. Mexican<br>high jumper Homestar Garcia Colon<br>was unavailable for comment but<br>French long jumper Chateau 'Octo'<br>Etoile broke out the ol' soft shoe. | | style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif; font-size:1.1em;" | FCUSA - The Marzipan was stunned<br>today when she woke to find a totally<br>legit donut <!--[sic]--> enterprise operating out<br>of her own dang kitchen. Mexican<br>high jumper Homestar Garcia Colon<br>was unavailable for comment but<br>French long jumper Chateau 'Octo'<br>Etoile broke out the ol' soft shoe. | ||
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===Remarks=== | ===Remarks=== | ||
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*In Marzipan's kitchen, the sink seen in [[Where's The Cheat?]] has disappeared. | *In Marzipan's kitchen, the sink seen in [[Where's The Cheat?]] has disappeared. | ||
*When Bubs warns that the health inspector is coming, he looks and points in a direction different from the one from which Strong Bad (as a health inspector) comes. | *When Bubs warns that the health inspector is coming, he looks and points in a direction different from the one from which Strong Bad (as a health inspector) comes. | ||
- | * | + | *Though he dreamt he was a French long-jump champion with eight wooden legs, Homestar is seen with a [[Spanish|Mexican flag]] on his shirt with one leg in front of the pole vault. ''(See Real-World References)'' ''(See Inside References)'' |
*As evidenced by the mat behind him, Homestar appeared to be in a high-jump competition, not a long-jump. | *As evidenced by the mat behind him, Homestar appeared to be in a high-jump competition, not a long-jump. | ||
*Bubs's larger eye changes color depending on the color of his skin. | *Bubs's larger eye changes color depending on the color of his skin. | ||
- | *The | + | *The note with Homestar's "secret donut recipe" appears on the table only after him having told Marzipan of his dream. |
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===Goofs=== | ===Goofs=== | ||
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===Inside References=== | ===Inside References=== | ||
- | *Homestar claims he was a [[French]] long-jump champion. The French name in the newspaper, "Chateau Etoile" | + | *Homestar claims he was a [[French]] long-jump champion. The French name in the newspaper, "Chateau Etoile" roughly means "Home<!-- Not necessarily "castle". --> Star". ''(See Remarks)'' |
- | * | + | *[[Trivia Time]] is shown in the kitchen.<!--not listed on character list--> |
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] in this short. | *Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] in this short. | ||
*Strong Bad pulls the F slip out of [[hammerspace]]. | *Strong Bad pulls the F slip out of [[hammerspace]]. | ||
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*The song played when Bubs and Homestar "fight over" the King of Town is also played during [[No Hands on Deck!]]. | *The song played when Bubs and Homestar "fight over" the King of Town is also played during [[No Hands on Deck!]]. | ||
*The fanfare playing during Homestar's dream sequence is the last half of the 2007 [[Strong Badathlon]]'s fanfare. | *The fanfare playing during Homestar's dream sequence is the last half of the 2007 [[Strong Badathlon]]'s fanfare. | ||
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===Real-World References=== | ===Real-World References=== | ||
- | *Homestar hums the theme to | + | * Homestar hums the theme to [[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|Inspector Gadget]]. |
- | *The flag that Homestar wears in his dream is the [[Wikipedia:Flag of Mexico|flag of Mexico]]. | + | * The flag that Homestar wears in his dream is the [[Wikipedia:Flag of Mexico|flag of Mexico]]. |
- | * | + | * Several of the companies that Homestar lists as a conglomerate are real companies: |
- | **[[KFC]] and | + | ** [[Wikipedia:KFC|KFC]] and [[Wikipedia:Taco Bell|Taco Bell]] are restaurants owned by [[Wikipedia: Yum! Brands|Yum! Brands]]. |
- | **[[Wikipedia:Radisson Hotels|Radisson]] is a hotel chain owned by | + | ** [[Wikipedia:Radisson Hotels|Radisson]] is a hotel chain owned by [[Wikipedia:Carlson Companies|Carlson Companies]]. |
- | **[[Texas Instruments]] is a semiconductor and electronics maker. | + | ** [[Wikipedia:Texas Instruments|Texas Instruments]] is a semiconductor and electronics maker. |
- | ** | + | **[[Wikipedia: NASA|NASA]] is the United States space agency, not part of a conglomerate. |
+ | *Bubs's line about being able to legally say his doughnuts are "from Homemade" is a reference to an [[Snopes:business/genius/usa.asp|urban legend]] in which Japan supposedly renamed one of its cities to "Usa" in order to claim that its products were "Made in USA". | ||
*Homestar's line about "57 different varieties" refers to the slogan of the American condiment company [[Wikipedia:H. J. Heinz Company|Heinz]]. | *Homestar's line about "57 different varieties" refers to the slogan of the American condiment company [[Wikipedia:H. J. Heinz Company|Heinz]]. | ||
- | + | *The music Bubs hums at the end is a piece called "Mysterioso Pizzicato" and is commonly used as stock music for sneaking characters or villains. | |
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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