Crazy Go Nuts University

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Revision as of 16:52, 9 August 2006

This article is about the university. For the email, see CGNU.
Crazy Go Nuts University
Motto The future is you... probably.
Established Unknown
School type Private
Chancellor Unknown
Prinicpal Strong Bad
Enrollment Unknown
Campus surroundings Field and Fence
Sports Teams CGNU Golf Club Team
Mascot The Jolly Dumple
Campus Radio Station 89.3 WSBD-The Voice of CGNU
Online site cgnuonline-eniversity.edu

Crazy Go Nuts University is a university created and run by Strong Bad. To attend CGNU, send in the free art test consisting of drawing a guy with a big knife. Actual applicants are not accepted, however, and the art test is only so Strong Bad can make fun of you. A diploma from Crazy Go Nuts University will be pretty impressive on your wall, and all your friends will be pretty impressed. The only known room is a prinicpal's office. They also offer an assortment of courses online, which require only four clicks to get your degree.

Contents

Courses offered

On Campus

There is a wide variety of courses taught at CGNU, including:

  • Cheesing People Off
  • Indian-Giving
  • Cutting Ones
  • Doing Some Other Things
  • Home Invasion
  • Cracking Wise
  • World Domination
  • Sending Me [Strong Bad] a Dollar
  • Total Spaceship Guy
  • TV / VCR Repair

or

  • Get your Degree!

Online

Many courses are offered online, including:

  • Buisness Administration
  • Buisness Abomination
  • Mousepad Engineer
  • Infotainment Technology
  • e-Cutting Ones
  • The Lighter Side of Sports
  • Matt's Communications
  • Buisness Wheeling
  • Insider Trading
  • Computer Graphs
  • Bidness Dealing
  • Caps Lock Technician
  • Escrow Understandment
  • Marriage Apothecary

The Golf Club Team

The CGNU Golf Club Team has a game every day at 6pm. So far the only known teams they have played are Pile of Electronics State and Homestar's Knees Tech. According to Strong Bad, the team is undefeated. Their fight song lyrics are reprinted here.

Fighting, and sometimes striving,
Wondering what the Dumple is.
Excellence, and what is valor?
And the Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club!

C! G! N! . . . U!

"(See-Gee-IN-YOU!) (me?)"

Appearances

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