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{{about|university}} {{for|email|CGNU}}
{{about|university}} {{for|email|CGNU}}
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[[Image:Sbemail178 screenshot.PNG|thumb|left|A stately tower rises over the campus of CGNU.]]
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|'''Motto'''
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | The Future Is You... probably.
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | The future is you... probably.
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|'''Established'''
|'''Established'''
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | Field and Fence
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|'''Athletics'''
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|'''Sports Teams'''
|style="padding-right: 1em;" | CGNU Golf Club Team
|style="padding-right: 1em;" | CGNU Golf Club Team
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|'''Campus Radio Station'''
|'''Campus Radio Station'''
|style="padding-right: 1em;" | [[Radio Stations and Shows#WSBD|89.3 WSBD-The Voice of CGNU]]
|style="padding-right: 1em;" | [[Radio Stations and Shows#WSBD|89.3 WSBD-The Voice of CGNU]]
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|'''Online site'''
 
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | <nowiki>http://www.cgnuonline-eniversity.edu</nowiki>
 
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|'''Website motto'''
 
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | Banner ad valorum
 
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'''[[Crazy Go Nuts]] University''' is a [[School|university]] created and run by [[Strong Bad]]. To attend CGNU, applicants must send in the free art test consisting of drawing a [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|guy with a big knife]]. Actual applicants are not accepted, however, and the art test is only so Strong Bad can make fun of the person who took it. According to Strong Bad, "A diploma from Crazy Go Nuts University will be pretty impressive on your wall, and all your friends will be pretty impressed." The only known room in CGNU is the [[CGNU Prinicpal's Office|prinicpal's office]].
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'''Crazy Go Nuts University''' is a [[School|university]] created and run by [[Strong Bad]]. To attend CGNU, send in the free art test consisting of drawing a [[Painting of a guy with a big knife|guy with a big knife]]. Actual applicants are not accepted, however, and the art test is only so Strong Bad can make fun of you. A diploma from Crazy Go Nuts University will be pretty impressive on your wall, and all your friends will be pretty impressed. The only known room is a [[CGNU Prinicpal's Office|prinicpal's office]]. They also offer an assortment of courses online, which require only four clicks to get your degree.
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They offer an assortment of courses on their '''CGNU Online e-Niversity''' website. The programs only require four clicks to earn a "shady online degree". The [[Websites|CGNU website]] does not actually exist, as {{w|.edu|.edu domain names}} are only available to actual institutions of higher education.
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In [[Fan Costumes '08]], Strong Bad admitted that the university was fake and that he had yet to create it.
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In [[On Break]], Homestar (as [[the Jolly Dumple]]) orients the freshmen. In his song, he mentions that they will have to share a bathroom, that the financial aid office is closed on Tuesdays, and that the students should avoid the beef stroganoff in the dining hall.
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==Courses offered==
==Courses offered==
===On Campus===
===On Campus===
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Strong Bad offers a wide variety of courses taught at CGNU, including:
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There is a wide variety of courses taught at CGNU, including:
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*[[Cheesed Off|Cheesing People Off]]
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*Cheesing People Off
*Indian-Giving
*Indian-Giving
*Cutting Ones
*Cutting Ones
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*Cracking Wise
*Cracking Wise
*World Domination
*World Domination
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*Sending Me a Dollar
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*Sending Me [Strong Bad] a Dollar
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*[[Total]] Spaceship Guy
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*Total Spaceship Guy
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*TV / VCR Repair
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*TV / VCR Repair  
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*Get your Degree!
*Get your Degree!
===Online===
===Online===
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[[File:cgnuonline-eniversity.png|thumb|right|At CGNU, one year equals one click. ]]
 
Many courses are offered online, including:
Many courses are offered online, including:
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*Business Administration
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*Buisness Administration
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*Business Abomination
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*Buisness Abomination
*Mousepad Engineer
*Mousepad Engineer
*Infotainment Technology
*Infotainment Technology
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*The Lighter Side of Sports
*The Lighter Side of Sports
*Matt's Communications
*Matt's Communications
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*Business Wheeling
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*Buisness Wheeling
*Insider Trading
*Insider Trading
*Computer Graphs
*Computer Graphs
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*Caps Lock Technician
*Caps Lock Technician
*Escrow Understandment
*Escrow Understandment
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*Marriage [[Apothecary]]
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*Marriage Apothecary
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==Athletics==
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==The Golf Club Team==
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[[File:cgnume.PNG|thumb|Science! I said science again!]]
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The CGNU Golf Club Team has a game every day at 6pm. So far the only known teams they have played are Pile of Electronics State and [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s Knees Tech. According to Strong Bad, the team is undefeated. Their fight song lyrics are reprinted here.
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===The Golf Club Team===
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The only sport offered at CGNU is the Golf Club Team {{--}} not to be confused with [[golf]], the sport simply consists of [[The Cheat]] smashing electronics with a golf club. The team has a game every day at 6pm, and according to Strong Bad, they have an undefeated record.
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Opponents have included Pile of Electronics State, [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s Knees Tech, and DeBry.
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''Fighting, and sometimes striving,''<br>
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''Wondering what the Dumple is.''<br>
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''Excellence, and what is valor?''<br>
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''And the Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club!''
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===Fight Song===
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''C! G! N! . . . U!''
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{{seemain|CGNU Fight Song}}
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The CGNU fight song is sung by fans at games, accompanied by The Jolly Dumple.
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==Trivia==
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"(See-Gee-IN-YOU!) (me?)"
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*The website's motto, "Banner ad valorum", is a {{wp|Dog Latin}} spoof of typical {{wp|Latin}} {{w|List of university and college mottos|college mottos}}. "Banner ad" refers to {{w|Web banner|a common type of web advertising}}, and "ad valorem" (note the different spelling) is Latin for "according to value".
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==Appearances==
==Appearances==
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*Email [[candy product]] (scoreboard)
*Email [[candy product]] (scoreboard)
*Email [[theme song]]
*Email [[theme song]]
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*Email [[bike thief]] (campus)
 
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*[[On Break]] (campus)
 
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[[Category:Companies]]
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