Coach Z
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| - | '''COACH Z:''' That thing on? Hey there, ho there! I'm the Coach! The Coach Z, I'd guess you'd call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say "Hey Coach!", and I'd say "Yeah?" or "That's me!" or "Hoo-hah!" Any one of those. There's rumors flyin' around that I sleep in one of these lockers, but uh, that's just not true. I usually crash on this bench here. My back's not in real good condition. And now I'd like to perform my hip-hop single, "These Peoples Try To Fade Me" A one-two, a one- | + | '''COACH Z:''' ''{not quite looking at the camera lense, more looking at the person who is holding the camera}'' That thing on? ''{turns to the camera lense}'' Hey there, ho there! I'm the Coach! The Coach Z, I'd guess you'd call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say "Hey Coach!", and I'd say "Yeah?" or..."That's me!" or..."Hoo-hah!" ''{waves his arms in the air}'' Any one of those. There's rumors flyin' around that I sleep in one of these lockers ''{gestures to the lockers behind him}'', but uh, that's just not true. I usually crash on this bench here. ''{gestures to the bench behind him}'' My back's not in real good condition. And now, I'd like to perform my hip-hop single, "These Peoples Try To Fade Me." ''{holds up a microphone, begins to sing}'' A one-two, a one-two—! |
| - | '''HOMESTAR:''' Sorry. We're all out of tape. | + | '''HOMESTAR:''' ''{interrupting Coach Z}'' Sorry. We're all out of tape. |
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Biography
Coach Z's got money... but not much! I could use a dollar, I could use a couple bucks! -Coach Z, "These Peoples Try To Fade Me"
Coach Z is the coach of Homestar Runner and the gang although no one has any idea what kind of game they are playing. He has a strong Midwestern accent which sometimes gets him into trouble. He has never said a negative comment to anybody and offers more encouragement than is needed sometimes, especially when he says "you just can't rush into the score zone". He also plays Renaldo in the Dangeresque series, and is a fan of hip-hop and rap music. Coach Z has already released one single, "These Peoples Try To Fade Me," which was on the Strong Bad Sings CD. His solo album is entitled "The Z Is All Up Ins", featuring the smash hit "Hip-Hop Dance". His Halloween costumes over the years : Flavor Flav, Humpty Hump, Kid and Kool Moe Dee.
- Debut: "Where My Hat is At?"
- Complete Filmography
Character Video Transcript
{Page Title: Drop Down and Gimme 20!!}
COACH Z: {not quite looking at the camera lense, more looking at the person who is holding the camera} That thing on? {turns to the camera lense} Hey there, ho there! I'm the Coach! The Coach Z, I'd guess you'd call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say "Hey Coach!", and I'd say "Yeah?" or..."That's me!" or..."Hoo-hah!" {waves his arms in the air} Any one of those. There's rumors flyin' around that I sleep in one of these lockers {gestures to the lockers behind him}, but uh, that's just not true. I usually crash on this bench here. {gestures to the bench behind him} My back's not in real good condition. And now, I'd like to perform my hip-hop single, "These Peoples Try To Fade Me." {holds up a microphone, begins to sing} A one-two, a one-two—!
HOMESTAR: {interrupting Coach Z} Sorry. We're all out of tape.
