Clownbread
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
| - | ''{Open | + | ''{Open to Strong Bad's glove against the paper background, accompanied by the usual music.}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't project your complex emotional problems onto me! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Don't project your complex emotional problems onto me! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a new Skills of an Artist! Here we go! | '''STRONG BAD:''' It's a new Skills of an Artist! Here we go! | ||
| - | ''{The titles fade out. Strong Bad begins drawing a downward-facing sausage shape.}'' | + | ''{The titles fade out. Strong Bad begins drawing a downward-facing sausage shape. The music stops suddenly as he speaks, then resumes after his first sentence.}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Guys... make a sausage. Look at that sausage. Lookin' great. And now... | '''STRONG BAD:''' Guys... make a sausage. Look at that sausage. Lookin' great. And now... | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Flattened roundello, with a little ''{adds a small circle within the circle}'' shiny in there. It's looking good, it's looking good. And over here... | '''STRONG BAD:''' Flattened roundello, with a little ''{adds a small circle within the circle}'' shiny in there. It's looking good, it's looking good. And over here... | ||
| - | ''{Strong Bad draws an | + | ''{Strong Bad draws an "C" curve attached to the left of the circle.}'' |
| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' We got... urr whomper. ''{He adds a similar curve to the right}'' And another whomper. Oh, these whompers. You know how they get me. | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' We got... urr-whomper. ''{He adds a similar curve to the right}'' And another whomper. Oh, these whompers. You know how they get me. |
| - | ''{Strong Bad | + | ''{Cut. Strong Bad has completed the drawing, adding eyes within the whompers and eyebrows above}'' |
| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' That's right, it's a sad clown face. But just wait! This is gonna take a | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' That's right, it's a sad clown face. But just wait! This is gonna take a turrrrn-twist! That you never can resist. So here we go. |
''{Strong Bad draws an incomplete curve encompassing the top and left of the clown face.}'' | ''{Strong Bad draws an incomplete curve encompassing the top and left of the clown face.}'' | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhmmmmmmert! Look at that. Lookin' so great. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Uhmmmmmmert! Look at that. Lookin' so great. | ||
| - | ''{Strong Bad closes the figure with a | + | ''{Strong Bad closes the figure with a shape on the bottom that eventually resembles a slice of bread.}'' |
| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Because what's happening is this is not just a | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Because what's happening is... this is not just a ''regular'' clown face, this is a clown face... protruding ''{adds perspective to the bottom edge}'' out of a piece of bread! That's right! |
''{Strong Bad draws a line inside the bread denoting the crust.}'' | ''{Strong Bad draws a line inside the bread denoting the crust.}'' | ||
| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody loves out of piece of bread. | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody loves... clown face... out of piece of bread. |
''{Strong Bad draws lines inside the bread so the clown face appears to be protruding out of the bread.}'' | ''{Strong Bad draws lines inside the bread so the clown face appears to be protruding out of the bread.}'' | ||
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''{Strong Bad writes a string of letters, DTYPKFOA, on the bottom.}'' | ''{Strong Bad writes a string of letters, DTYPKFOA, on the bottom.}'' | ||
| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Paid for by the Don't Toast Your Protruders | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Paid for by the Don't Toast Your Protruders Kids Foundation of America. So... sleep well, everybody! |
''{Strong Bad draws a tiny bowler hat on top of the clown head.}'' | ''{Strong Bad draws a tiny bowler hat on top of the clown head.}'' | ||
| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Tiny derby. Homsar-style. |
==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
Revision as of 21:56, 6 December 2017
| Toon Category: Skills of an Artist |
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Strong Bad draws a sad clown face. Protruding out of a piece of bread. With a derby hat.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
Date: Wednesday, December 6, 2017 (Twitter)
Running Time: 1:50
Transcript
{Open to Strong Bad's glove against the paper background, accompanied by the usual music.}
STRONG BAD: Don't project your complex emotional problems onto me!
{Opening titles}
STRONG BAD: It's a new Skills of an Artist! Here we go!
{The titles fade out. Strong Bad begins drawing a downward-facing sausage shape. The music stops suddenly as he speaks, then resumes after his first sentence.}
STRONG BAD: Guys... make a sausage. Look at that sausage. Lookin' great. And now...
{Strong Bad draws a small curve inside the sausage.}
STRONG BAD: We're gonna split that sausage. Oh, we did it so nice. And up here...
{Strong Bad draws a flattened circle above the sausage.}
STRONG BAD: Flattened roundello, with a little {adds a small circle within the circle} shiny in there. It's looking good, it's looking good. And over here...
{Strong Bad draws an "C" curve attached to the left of the circle.}
STRONG BAD: We got... urr-whomper. {He adds a similar curve to the right} And another whomper. Oh, these whompers. You know how they get me.
{Cut. Strong Bad has completed the drawing, adding eyes within the whompers and eyebrows above}
STRONG BAD: That's right, it's a sad clown face. But just wait! This is gonna take a turrrrn-twist! That you never can resist. So here we go.
{Strong Bad draws an incomplete curve encompassing the top and left of the clown face.}
STRONG BAD: We're gonna do a little rounded rectangle on the top there.
{Strong Bad adds a sloped line to the right side}
STRONG BAD: Uhmmmmmmert! Look at that. Lookin' so great.
{Strong Bad closes the figure with a shape on the bottom that eventually resembles a slice of bread.}
STRONG BAD: Because what's happening is... this is not just a regular clown face, this is a clown face... protruding {adds perspective to the bottom edge} out of a piece of bread! That's right!
{Strong Bad draws a line inside the bread denoting the crust.}
STRONG BAD: Everybody loves... clown face... out of piece of bread.
{Strong Bad draws lines inside the bread so the clown face appears to be protruding out of the bread.}
STRONG BAD: Oh, man. Comin' right out of there, clown face.
{STrong Bad adds small circles and speckles in the bottom right corner of the bread for texture.}
STRONG BAD: This is maybe one of the more disturbing things I have ever been a part of.
{Strong Bad adds shading lines to the crust edge.}
STRONG BAD: Okay, let's hatch it out on the side. Maybe, maybe this is a piece of toast, not just a piece of bread. Who knows? I think they could use this thing in schools, as like a motivational poster! You know, this clown could be sayin'...
{Strong Bad writes the following lines on the left side.}
STRONG BAD: Don't... toast... your... pro... truuuude... {The word is too long and runs against the edge of the slice} ...ers? Kids!
{Strong Bad writes a string of letters, DTYPKFOA, on the bottom.}
STRONG BAD: Paid for by the Don't Toast Your Protruders Kids Foundation of America. So... sleep well, everybody!
{Strong Bad draws a tiny bowler hat on top of the clown head.}
STRONG BAD: Tiny derby. Homsar-style.
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