Clownbread

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"This is maybe one of the more disturbing things I have ever been a part of."

Strong Bad draws a sad clown face. Protruding out of a piece of bread. With a derby hat.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Date: Wednesday, December 6, 2017 (Twitter)

Running Time: 1:50

Transcript

{Open with Strong Bad's glove holding a marker.}

STRONG BAD: Don't project your complex emotional problems onto me!

{Opening titles}

STRONG BAD: It's a new Skills of an Artist! Here we go!

{The titles fade out. Strong Bad begins drawing a downward-facing sausage shape.}

STRONG BAD: Guys... make a sausage. Look at that sausage. Lookin' great. And now...

{Strong Bad draws a small curve inside the sausage.}

STRONG BAD: We're gonna split that sausage. Oh, we did it so nice. And up here...

{Strong Bad draws a flattened circle above the sausage.}

STRONG BAD: Flattened roundello, with a little {adds a small circle within the circle} shiny in there. It's looking good, it's looking good. And over here...

{Strong Bad draws an incomplete curve attached to the left of the circle.}

STRONG BAD: We got... urr whomper. {He adds a similar curve to the right} And another whomper. Oh, these whompers. You know how they get me.

{Strong Bad completes the drawing, adding eyes within the whompers and eyebrows above}

STRONG BAD: That's right, it's a sad clown face. But just wait! This is gonna take a turn... twist! That you never can resist! So here we go.

{Strong Bad draws an incomplete curve encompassing the top and left of the clown face.}

STRONG BAD: We're gonna do a little rounded rectangle on the top there.

{Strong Bad adds a sloped line to the right side}

STRONG BAD: Uhmmmmmmert! Look at that. Lookin' so great.

{Strong Bad closes the figure with a slice-of-breadlike shape on the bottom.}

STRONG BAD: Because what's happening is this is not just a reeeegular clown face. This is a clown face protruding {adds perspective to the bottom edge} out of a piece of bread! That's right!

{Strong Bad draws a line inside the bread denoting the crust.}

STRONG BAD: Everybody loves out of piece of bread.

{Strong Bad draws lines inside the bread so the clown face appears to be protruding out of the bread.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, man. Comin' right out of there, clown face.

{STrong Bad adds small circles and speckles in the bottom right corner of the bread for texture.}

STRONG BAD: This is maybe one of the more disturbing things I have ever been a part of.

{Strong Bad adds shading lines to the crust edge.}

STRONG BAD: Okay, let's hatch it out on the side. Maybe, maybe this is a piece of toast, not just a piece of bread. Who knows? I think they could use this thing in schools, as like a motivational poster! You know, this clown could be sayin'...

{Strong Bad writes the following lines on the left side.}

STRONG BAD: Don't... toast... your... pro... truuuude... {The word is too long and runs against the edge of the slice} ...ers? Kids!

{Strong Bad writes a string of letters, DTYPKFOA, on the bottom.}

STRONG BAD: Paid for by the Don't Toast Your Protruders Kid Foundation of America. So... sleep well, everybody!

{Strong Bad draws a tiny bowler hat on top of the clown head.}

STRONG BAD: Kind-er derby. Homsar-style.

Fun Facts

External Links

• watch "Clownbread" on Twitter