Editing Bubs' Concession Stand

{{Infobox_Company 
|company_name = Bubs' Concession Stand 
|image = [[Image:Bubs Last Stand.PNG|230px]] 
|type = Retailer 
|headquarters = [[Free Country, USA]] 
|products = Computers<br>Food<br>Housing Items<br>Movies<br>[[#Known Items Sold|See complete items listing]] 
|employees = Bubs 
|slogan = We're always awesome! 
|mascot = [[Tragic Clown Dog]] 
}}

'''Bubs' Concession Stand''' is where [[Bubs]] works. A short ways off from Strong Badia, it is ''the'' place in Free Country, USA to get anything and everything, [[Bubs's Shady Business Practices|albeit not necessarily legally]]. According to Bubs's [[Yearbook Character Page]] (and possibly [[different town]]), the stand is located near the [[The Athletic Field|Athletic Field]]. In [[privileges]], Homestar delivers pizza for him. The concession stand may have plumbing fixtures, as evidenced by the roof vent in [[dangeresque 3]] and [[retirement]]. The stand accepts cash, money, cash money, pencil shavings, [[Quesos]], and poopees as currency. It also accepts firstborn children and organs.

==Notable Events==
*In the email [[origins]], Strong Bad informs the viewers that the concession stand first entered the cartoon by falling from the sky. It landed on [[Se&ntilde;or]] and [[Mr. Bland]], ending their comic careers. [[History according to Strong Bad|This is probably untrue]]; Strong Bad was mocking emailers for always asking him about the origins of things at the time.
*In [[Halloween Fairstival]], Bubs turned the side of the stand into [[Bubs' Ha-Ha-Halloween Comedy Club|a comedy club]]. The comedy club was then used for a poetry slam in [[rampage]].
**According to [[boring (really)]], that side of the stand has 296 bricks.
*It was flooded by Strong Bad in [[lunch special]].
*It served as a model for [[Mr. Legarm's Stand]] in the Strong Bad play "[[Dreamaway Johnny]]".
*In [[personal favorites]], after drinking too much soy sauce, Strong Bad attempts to fly the stand to the moon while The Cheat [[The Cheat Gnawing|tries to eat it]].
*It has been a location for the shooting of the [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] films.
*It's one of the hangouts for the [[On Point Kings]].
*In [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], Strong Bad and The Cheat were captured after attempting to blast their way through the back door.
*It apparently has an annual sale on [[Senorial Day]].
*Another worker at the concession stand was [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], who sold magazine subscriptions and delivered pizzas, as seen in [[privileges]].
*Bubs' Concession Stand was closed for about two minutes in the toon [[Cool Things]].
*Coach Z used the stand as a hideout after he thought he had [[Death#Strong Sad|killed]] [[Strong Sad]] in [[A Folky Tale]].
*In [[geddup noise]], the stand sign indicates that the name has been changed to Bubso's Concession Stand.
*The stand appears to have a basement, as shown in the [[Broken Compy Menu]], [[geddup noise]], and [[winter pool]].
*A guy named Stan used to work at the stand until Bubs fired him after the fifth grade, as mentioned in [[Cool Things]].
*The stand was picked up and used as a parade "float" by [[Strong Mad]] in [[Fall Float Parade]]. In an easter egg, he later asks [[Strong Bad]] if he can keep it, saying that it "followed him home."
**In an [[Fall Float Parade#Easter Eggs|Easter egg]], Homestar (who was supposed to be watching the store but fell asleep in a pile of "swee-at-shirts") used a cardboard box with the words "blue face man's store" written on it as a replacement, hoping Bubs wouldn't notice the difference.
*In [[secret identity]], it was turned into a motor lodge.
*In [[retirement]], the Lappy is held hostage on Bubs's roof.
*In [[the chair]], it is revealed that there is a secret door and conveyor belt which blend into the bricks on the side of the concession stand.
*In [[Toikey TV]], Bubs holds an event called "Bubs Friday", which is apparently known for its violent rush to sales.
*In [[Play Date]], it falls on Homestar, and Bubs announces a "relocation sale" with a sale on "badly beaten Homestars".
*In [[original]], it was said that before Bubs took over, [[Original Bubs]] ran the stand but quit after The King of Town somehow ate the mayo off of his egg salad.
*In [[Strong Badia the Free]], Bubs declares his independence and neutrality, becoming the souvenir-selling nation of Concessionstantinople. He also runs a black market from the back.
*In the "DVD Extras" of [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], Strong Bad reveals that the concession stand was originally a miniature jail with Bubs as the sole inmate, which Bubs confirms. 
*In [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]], Strong Sad depicts a scene in which Bubs conducts a chemical experiment that inadvertently causes the stand to turn into a giant version of his head and decapitate him.
*In [[I Killed Pom Pom]], the concession stand has eggs on the side of the wall and Bubs talks with Coach Z about their plan for revenge involving ostrich eggs.
*In [[Flash is Dead!]], Bubs converts the concession stand into a fallout shelter, which is supplied with primarily [[pork]] and [[beans]].

==Graffiti==
Apparently, the Concession stand has been the target of [[graffiti]] artists. The stand has been tagged in the following cartoons:
*[[lackey]]: SB wa5 HeRe
*[[origins]]: On Point
*[[narrator]]: 4actor Z
*[[magic trick]]: POOF!

==Signs==
*Usually, the main sign reads BUBS' CONCES5ION STA<sub>''N''</sub>D (with the N in "STAND" tilted to the right slightly, and the second "S" in "CONCES5ION" represented by a "5"). In some toons this differs:
**[[Where My Hat Is At?]] and its [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|remake]]: "CANDY"
**[[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], [[Where's The Cheat?]]: "Concessions by Bubs"
**[[personal favorites]]: "BUBS' CONCES5ION STAN" (after the "D" falls off)
**[[origins]]: "STAND"
**[[geddup noise]]: "BUBSO'S CONCES5ION STAND"
**[[secret identity]]: "BUBS' MOTOR LODGE" <small>"FORMERLY BUBSO'S CONCES5ION STAND"</small>
**[[Everything Else, Volume 2]] "Other Holidays" Menu: "OTHER HOLIDAY TOONS"
**[[Strong Badia the Free]]: "CONCES5IONSTAN-TINOPLE <small>"POP: SAVINGS?"</small>
**[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]: "BRAINBLOW CITY PRISON"
**[[Flash is Dead!]]: "BUBS' FALLOUT 5HE<sub>''L''</sub>TER"

*In [[lunch special]], a banner covers the sign reading "Super Chinese Fish Buffalo Rice - Smoothies Too!".
*In [[high school]], a variant of the stand is labeled "BUB5AMECIUM'S PROTOZOA STAND".
*The sign on the back door reads "DOOR", as seen in the [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] and [[Jibblies 2]], and in the email [[origins]].
*In a [[Fall Float Parade]] Easter egg, Homestar labels the replacement stand "blue face man's store".
*In [[looking old]], the words "[IN LINE]" are added to the second line of the sign, making it read "STAND [IN LINE]". This was while Homestar and [[Homsar]] were standing in line.
*In [[original]], the sign changes to match up with each new Bubs, including "Concessions by [[Original Bubs]]" and "Concessions by [[Crack Stuntman|Crack Stuntbubs]]".
*In [[Halloween Hide & Seek]], Homestar recounts a story that Bubs stated the 5 in the sign stands for "Gimme 5 bucks!" He also proposes [[Halloween Hide & Seek Responses#Sign|several possible anagrams]] for the sign.

<gallery>
Image:imessage bg04.png|"Gimme 5 bucks!"
Image:Conces5sion Stand 2.png|CANDY most dandy
Image:Concessions by Bubs.PNG|All types of crazy crap
Image:Homestarmecium.png|All your body part needs!
Image:BML.PNG|Care to take a snooze?
Image:Replacementstand.PNG|Yes, Bubs will know the difference
Image:Top Of Bubs' Concession Stand.png|Stolen on top?
Image:Original.png|100% all original business
</gallery>

==Known Items Sold==
*[[Hot Dogs]], Chili Dogs, Slaw Dogs, [[Ketchup]] Dogs, [[Mustard]] Dogs, Drinks, Drinks, Drinks, Candy, and Sno-Cones (stated by Bubs in his [[Bubs's Character Video|Character Video]])
*Popcorn (Popcorn machine can be seen in the back of the stand in various cartoons, such as [[The Best Decemberween Ever]])
*Chinese Fish, Buffalo Rice, Smoothies, Hot Wings, Egg Rolls, Cod Plank Platter ([[lunch special]])
*Face Mashings, Severe Pummelings (Counter signs in [[pom pom]])
*Candy Bars, Sno-Cones, Hot Dogs, Popcorns, Gum, Nachos, Ketchup, Catsup, cheats (although Bubs was "fresh out"); (inventory list in [[Where's The Cheat?]])
*[[Swiss Cake Rolls]] ([[invisibility]])
*Toilet paper, [[eggs]], corn dogs ([[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*All [[Type]]s of Crazy [[Crap]]: 'Tag Team Wrestling' Nintendo game, golden oven mitts (Embroidered 'SB'), Strong Sad voodoo doll, 'Frampton Comes Alive!' album (autographed), ''[[Deep Impact]]'' DVD ([[The Best Decemberween Ever]])
*[[Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit]] ([[lackey]])
*Wait in Line (Counter sign in [[local news]])
*Letter 'D' ([[personal favorites]])
*Cups of ice (Regular and Deluxe), pictures with the Tragic Clown Dog for 60 dollars ([[part-time job]])
*30 cent Lunch Special: 2 buffalo wing bones (hot), a cup of ice, and a half eaten candy bar ([[no loafing]])
*Aught Four Crap: electrical tape, rusty steak knife, banana with an arrow through it, wire cutters (assumed) ([[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Popcorn, Sno-Cones, 'Bershey's' Candy Bar, 'Poo-Bar' Candy Bar, Drinks (Cola?), some other candy ([[A Jumping Jack Contest]])
*Drinks: red, blue, and orange ([[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])
*"Slightly Shotgunned" [[Compy 386]] computer ([[Broken Compy Menu]], [[virus]])
*Broken [[Tandy 400]] computer ([[King of Townmail]])
*Fundraising candy bars (Strong Bad tries to steal them in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
*[[Bubs' Old Pizza]] and [[Fretmagic]] magazine subscriptions ([[privileges]])
*A "little sumthin'-sumthin'" ([[fingers]])
*A fresh pancreas a.k.a. Exhibit B ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*"Thank You's"<!--sic--> ([[Store Thank You Messages#Bubs's Thank You|Store Thank You Messages]])
*[[Paint#Yella Paint|Yella Paint]], [[cool shades]] (sunglasses dipped in paint), bag of four grapes ([[Cool Things]])
*Hotel rooms ([[secret identity]])
*Wireless extension cords ([[technology]])
*Bear holding a Shark t-shirts, shot glasses, popsicles, and bear tooth holding a shark tooth necklaces ([[myths & legends]])
*Internet Connections ([[isp]])
*Instant spray-on Halloween Night, Halloween Night-vision goggles, do-it-yourself Halloween Night hovercraft kit ([[Happy Hallow-day]])
*iTems ([[looking old]])
*Preowned box of [[Ethical Chick'n Beaks|"ethical" chicken beaks]], old Winger albums, [[Red, White, and Banana|red-white-and-blue banana bicycle seats]], talking Homestar Runner chairs, [[Styleron Ecochair|Styleron Ecochairs]], [[Le Restige]] ([[the chair]])
*Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps ([[retirement]])
*Red, Purple, Green Apple, and Blue Sno-Cones ([[DNA Evidence]])
*Sausages made from [[steak]], a tennis ball, and a box of [[General Tso's Chicken]] ([[One Two, One Two]])
*Strong Bad's [[New Paper]] (Bubs could be seen installing it in [[the paper]])
*[[Eggs|Organic Batteries]] ([[Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar]])
*Free [[pizza]] for bushes ([[bike thief]])
*''Mommy Fights!'' film, kids' toys ([[Toikey TV]])
*Strong Bad/The Cheat unlicensed unlicensed merchandise: Strong Bad pi&ntilde;atas, Strong Bad brand [[Ointment and Old Person Rub|ferret ointment]], Strong Bad [[Store Accessories#Beanie Caps|beanie caps]], and The Cheat notebooks ([[licensed]])
*Lamborghini Hot Tubs for $100 ([[shapeshifter]])
*Badly beaten Homestars ([[Play Date]])
*Video rentals ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])
*Doughnuts, [[Questionable Services|questionable medical coverage]] ([[Donut Unto Others]])
*A 50 gallon drum of bleach, a 50 gallon drum of sawblades, and a 50 gallon drum of body bags ([[I Killed Pom Pom]])
===In ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]]''===
*In [[Homestar Ruiner]], Bubs distributes several items. He is the local supplier for Total Load energy enhancement powder, and also acts as a repairman for Marzipan's hedge shears. He also mentions a long list of candy he carries: chocolate candy, vanilla candy, tainted candy, real candy, pretend candy, and even ''free'' candy, which is a box of chocolate-covered organic packing peanuts by the name of ChocoOpps (obtainable with a coupon). In a prank phone call, his phone tree message lists extentions for calendars, tire irons, and support hose. Strong Bad mentions getting a box of rhino horns the last time he tried to navigate it (and not even the endangered kind). Bubs also sends an email, stating that he sells candy bars, lawn mowers, ketchup, Egyptian artifacts, and games for the kids. As he puts it, "we've got everything, twice!"
*In [[Strong Badia the Free]], Bubs again acts as an all-purpose supplier of items. He will sell Strong Bad a souvenir clockwork doll for 100 [[quesos]] (Strong Badian currency), and also runs a black market from the back of the stand. As the black market, he deals in illegally excavated artifacts, weapons, fake IDs, pirated DVDs, unlicensed merchandise, and harvested organs. His weapons stock is out (he sold the last bazooka-flamethrower that throws throwing stars to Coachnya), and he will refuse to take either Pom Pom's katana or Strong Sad's fake sword. By giving him Strong Sad's pretendix, he will trade away a piece of Homsarian pottery. He also lists a number of souvenirs he sells (when in stock): cheese, watches, chocolate, cheesy watches, and chocolate-covered cheese.
*In [[Baddest of the Bands]], Strong Bad brings Bubs his [[FunMachine]] for repairs. To pay off the repair bill, Bubs helps Strong Bad host his Battle Royale of the bands, and also builds the stages.
*In [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], the stand is used as a set for the Brainblow City Prison. [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]] (played by Bubs) is incarcerated here. Diamonocle gives Dangeresque information throughout the film, and occasionally inserts a product placement for [[Bull Honkey]]. Bubs also mentions that he used to sell foot-long hot dogs with files hidden in them to himself, back when the stand was a "tiny prison" and Bubs was the only inmate. A standoff scene also takes place on top of the concession stand.
*In [[8-Bit is Enough]], Bubs becomes trapped on top of the stand by [[Marzipan]] (who is possessed of the personality of "Lady Crate Ape"). Once Strong Bad drives off Marzipan, Bubs is called in to service the [[TROGDOR!]] [[Stand-Up Arcade Games|arcade cabinet]]. The logic board for the game is also delivered to the concession stand by [[Videlectrix]].

===Imagined or Unknown Items Sold===
*Flame-throwers that shoot imitation chocolate hundred dollar bills ([[different town]])
*Six tubes of rear-end cream ([[high school]])
*Manila Cheese Coke ([[original]])
*Hot sugar ([[the chair]] DVD commentary) 
*Garlic, crosses, silver bullets, holy water, and VHS copies of Pumpkinshead 2 through 4 ([[Jibblies 2]])
*Paunch-berry Ice Cream ([[Where U Goin' 2?]])
*Pine-scented air freshener-flavored donuts, Big League Chew ([[Halloween Hide & Seek]])

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