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- | {{ | + | {{toonnav|Shorts|blubbos|Limozeen vs. Sloshy|Limozeen Live!}} |
- | [[Image:Blubb-OsCommercial.png|thumb|" | + | [[Image:Blubb-OsCommercial.png|thumb|"Register does not contain more than fifty doctors."]] |
Come the heck down to Blubb-O's! | Come the heck down to Blubb-O's! | ||
- | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, [[Drive-Thru Whale]], {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, [[Peacey P]], {{film|Bubs}} (Easter egg) |
'''Places:''' [[Strong Badia]] ([[Behind the Fence]]), [[Blubb-O's]], [[The Field]] | '''Places:''' [[Strong Badia]] ([[Behind the Fence]]), [[Blubb-O's]], [[The Field]] | ||
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'''Date:''' Monday, March 10, 2008 | '''Date:''' Monday, March 10, 2008 | ||
- | '''Running | + | '''Running time:''' 1:53 |
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+ | '''Page title:''' See Participating Stores for Details! | ||
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
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'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Relinquish your pipes please, fellas! | '''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Relinquish your pipes please, fellas! | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{ | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{without much emotion}'' Relinquish our pipes? We'd love to! |
''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat all start laughing. The scene fades slightly as a huge Blubb-O's logo comes on screen, with the words "Come The Heck Down" written underneath.}'' | ''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat all start laughing. The scene fades slightly as a huge Blubb-O's logo comes on screen, with the words "Come The Heck Down" written underneath.}'' | ||
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' The Original. The Regular. The New Original. The Old Classic. | '''ANNOUNCER:''' The Original. The Regular. The New Original. The Old Classic. | ||
- | ''{Each time the announcer mentions another burger, | + | ''{Each time the announcer mentions another burger, another label with the burger's name appears on top of the previous ones, and the new type of burger replaces the old one, even though each burger is identical (except that it is flipped around each time). Then, a huge deep-fried triangle of fish appears between a burger bun, and another label appears over the others saying "Isosceles Fish Sandwich??"}'' |
- | '''ANNOUNCER:''' And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich. Wait, fish sandwich? ''{A record scratch and the music stops.}'' We have a fish sandwich? | + | '''ANNOUNCER:''' And the Isosceles Fish Sandwich. Wait, fish sandwich? ''{A record scratch and the music stops.}'' We have a fish sandwich? Has anybody ever ordered that thing? |
''{A beep is heard as the scene cuts abruptly to a kitchen with a lettuce, two onions, and two tomatoes lying on a counter top.}'' | ''{A beep is heard as the scene cuts abruptly to a kitchen with a lettuce, two onions, and two tomatoes lying on a counter top.}'' | ||
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''{As the announcer mentions this, the vegetables are thrown through a waterfall and chopped in half with a knife. The scene then changes to a Blubb-O's restaurant counter, with Homestar behind it, looking exhausted, wearing a yellow deli-style hat with the Drive-Thru Whale on it and a yellow apron.}'' | ''{As the announcer mentions this, the vegetables are thrown through a waterfall and chopped in half with a knife. The scene then changes to a Blubb-O's restaurant counter, with Homestar behind it, looking exhausted, wearing a yellow deli-style hat with the Drive-Thru Whale on it and a yellow apron.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome the crap to Blubb-O's. Would you like to try a combo meal ''{ | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome the crap to Blubb-O's. Would you like to try a combo meal, ''{Holds up a Blubb-O's meal bag.}'' some Chipotle Potato Nudules ''{Holds up a small paper dish with some [[French Fries|fries]].}'' or our Attempt-At-Competing-With-National-Coffee-Chains Premium Mocha-Chip Meltshake? ''{Holds up a cup with some cocoa beans and the word "PREMIUM" printed on it.}'' |
''{The camera cuts to Marzipan on the other side of the counter.}'' | ''{The camera cuts to Marzipan on the other side of the counter.}'' | ||
- | '''MARZIPAN:''' I just have a question: | + | '''MARZIPAN:''' I just have a question: do you actually use whale meat, or just regular fast food meat? I just need to know how hard I should protest you. |
- | ''{Marzipan holds up two signs, one with the Drive-Thru Whale with the text "SAVE THE BLUBB-O WHALE", and the other with a caricature of the Drive-Thru Whale | + | ''{Marzipan holds up two signs, one with the Drive-Thru Whale with the text "SAVE THE BLUBB-O WHALE", and the other with a caricature of the Drive-Thru Whale with the text "really SAVE THE BLUBB-O WHALE".}'' |
'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{laughs}'' Family fun, and I'm talkin' about men in costumes, is what Blubb-O's is all about. | '''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{laughs}'' Family fun, and I'm talkin' about men in costumes, is what Blubb-O's is all about. | ||
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+ | ''{Cut to the field. Coach Z is in a large Drive-Thru Whale costume with some balloons next to him.}'' | ||
'''COACH Z:''' Hey there kids! I'm the Drive-Thru Whale! ''{Jumps up and down and shouts.}'' I'll chop off your legs! | '''COACH Z:''' Hey there kids! I'm the Drive-Thru Whale! ''{Jumps up and down and shouts.}'' I'll chop off your legs! | ||
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'''COACH Z:''' Hey, three square meals a day! | '''COACH Z:''' Hey, three square meals a day! | ||
- | ''{The camera pans to the left where Strong Bad and The Cheat sit in a cardboard box with "HMS Locash" written on the side. Strong Bad is wearing his Archibald outfit from [[A Decemberween Pageant]] and holding a harpoon | + | ''{The camera pans to the left where Strong Bad and The Cheat sit in a cardboard box with "HMS Locash" written on the side. Strong Bad is wearing his Archibald outfit from [[A Decemberween Pageant]] and holding a harpoon and The Cheat has a harpoon gun.}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Thar she blows, The Cheat! Aim for the blowhole! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Thar she blows, The Cheat! Aim for the blowhole! | ||
- | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{ | + | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Whoa, I didn't even see Coach Z standing in a whale costume. Yeah, shoot him too! | '''STRONG BAD:''' What? Whoa, I didn't even see Coach Z standing in a whale costume. Yeah, shoot him too! | ||
- | ''{As the sound of The Cheat firing the harpoon gun is heard, | + | ''{As the sound of The Cheat firing the harpoon gun is heard, it cuts again to a red background with a pale Blubb-O's watermark.}'' |
'''ANNOUNCER:''' And now for a limited time, introducing the Blubb-O's Thick 'n Nasty. | '''ANNOUNCER:''' And now for a limited time, introducing the Blubb-O's Thick 'n Nasty. | ||
- | ''{A burger with | + | ''{A burger with a really thick patty falls into frame, and a gold plate with "THICK 'n NASTY" on it appears on top. A drawing of Peacey P then pops up with a speech bubble saying "that's right. ya'll blubb-o heads. the thick 'n nasty!"}'' |
- | '''PEACEY P:''' That's right, | + | '''PEACEY P:''' That's right, y'all Blubb-O heads. The Thick 'n Naaaaaaasty. ''{grunts}'' |
''{The camera pans right until a picture of Peacey P's mouth, with gold teeth with "THICK 'N NASTY" engraved on them, fills the screen with another speech bubble saying "eeungh!" The camera then cuts to the image of the Blubb-O's logo with "YOU GUESSED IT...WE'RE CALLED BLUBB-O'S" written below it.}'' | ''{The camera pans right until a picture of Peacey P's mouth, with gold teeth with "THICK 'N NASTY" engraved on them, fills the screen with another speech bubble saying "eeungh!" The camera then cuts to the image of the Blubb-O's logo with "YOU GUESSED IT...WE'RE CALLED BLUBB-O'S" written below it.}'' | ||
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' Blubb-O's. You guessed it, we're called Blubb-O's. | '''ANNOUNCER:''' Blubb-O's. You guessed it, we're called Blubb-O's. | ||
- | ''{ | + | ''{Small lightning symbols start coming out of the logo's whale's mouth, and a speech bubble appears briefly saying "REGISTER DOES NOT CONTAIN MORE THAN FIFTY DOCTORS." The logo shifts slightly, and rubbery sounds are heard, as if the logo were on a balloon.}'' |
'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Register does not contain more than fifty doctors. | '''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Register does not contain more than fifty doctors. | ||
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==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
===Explanations=== | ===Explanations=== | ||
- | *The name "Isosceles Fish Sandwich" is a play on an [[Wikipedia:Triangle#Types of triangles|isosceles triangle]], a triangle with | + | *The name "Isosceles Fish Sandwich" is a play on an [[Wikipedia:Triangle#Types of triangles|isosceles triangle]], a triangle with two of its three sides identical in length. |
*"HMS" is a British Naval designation used on ships, standing for [[Wikipedia:Her Majesty's Ship|Her Majesty's Ship]] or [[Wikipedia:His Majesty's Ship|His Majesty's Ship]] depending on the gender of the monarch. | *"HMS" is a British Naval designation used on ships, standing for [[Wikipedia:Her Majesty's Ship|Her Majesty's Ship]] or [[Wikipedia:His Majesty's Ship|His Majesty's Ship]] depending on the gender of the monarch. | ||
*Drive-Thru Whale's line "register does not contain more than fifty doctors," is a corruption of "register does not contain more than fifty dollars", a notice similar to one that businesses or restaurants might display to deter robbery. | *Drive-Thru Whale's line "register does not contain more than fifty doctors," is a corruption of "register does not contain more than fifty dollars", a notice similar to one that businesses or restaurants might display to deter robbery. | ||
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*Originally, each vegetable was cut as soon as it went through the waterfall, but this was changed soon after the toon was uploaded, so that they all get washed and then chopped separately. | *Originally, each vegetable was cut as soon as it went through the waterfall, but this was changed soon after the toon was uploaded, so that they all get washed and then chopped separately. | ||
*The background shown on the loading screen and during the scenes that show the burgers and the vegetables is the same [[HR:puppet_background.swf|background]] used for [[Puppet Stuff]], with red instead of blue. | *The background shown on the loading screen and during the scenes that show the burgers and the vegetables is the same [[HR:puppet_background.swf|background]] used for [[Puppet Stuff]], with red instead of blue. | ||
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===Remarks=== | ===Remarks=== | ||
*According to [[road trip]], Bubs should not have been able to open the Gremlin's windows from the inside, and none of the car's external features suggest they could be opened from outside the vehicle. | *According to [[road trip]], Bubs should not have been able to open the Gremlin's windows from the inside, and none of the car's external features suggest they could be opened from outside the vehicle. | ||
*The Gremlin's passenger-side window is completely opaque, and appears to be covered by a sheet of steel or other gray material. | *The Gremlin's passenger-side window is completely opaque, and appears to be covered by a sheet of steel or other gray material. | ||
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===Goofs=== | ===Goofs=== | ||
*When The Cheat turns around to talk to Strong Bad in the HMS Locash, his lower back (or leg) pokes outside the box. | *When The Cheat turns around to talk to Strong Bad in the HMS Locash, his lower back (or leg) pokes outside the box. | ||
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===Inside References=== | ===Inside References=== | ||
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*Strong Mad was shown holding a Blubb-O's bag in [[nightlife]]. | *Strong Mad was shown holding a Blubb-O's bag in [[nightlife]]. | ||
*"I'll chop off your legs!" is a variation of "Sever your leg please, sir", and the background music is a variation of the Whale's music from [[Drive-Thru]]. | *"I'll chop off your legs!" is a variation of "Sever your leg please, sir", and the background music is a variation of the Whale's music from [[Drive-Thru]]. | ||
- | *The term " | + | *The term "meltshake" was first used in [[road trip]]. |
- | *Strong Bad is wearing his [[Archibald]] costume from [[A Decemberween Pageant]] when attempting to harpoon Strong Sad. <!-- this is | + | *Strong Bad is wearing his [[Archibald]] costume from [[A Decemberween Pageant]] when attempting to harpoon Strong Sad. <!-- this is strong sad, strong bad says that he didn't even see coach z there, that's the joke. --> |
*Bubs saying he wants "a dang hambloiger" is an instance of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]]. | *Bubs saying he wants "a dang hambloiger" is an instance of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]]. | ||
- | *"Nudules" were last mentioned in [[from work]]. There | + | *"Nudules" were last mentioned in [[from work]]. There they were also associated with whales. |
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]], and so does [[Strong Mad Smiling|Strong Mad]]. | *Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]], and so does [[Strong Mad Smiling|Strong Mad]]. | ||
*Homestar's greeting is "Welcome the [[crap]] to Blubb-O's." | *Homestar's greeting is "Welcome the [[crap]] to Blubb-O's." | ||
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===Real-World References=== | ===Real-World References=== | ||
- | * | + | *Sandwiches named "The Original", "The Regular" and "The New Original" may be a reference to the pseudo-band [[Spinal Tap]]. Early in their history they changed their name to The New Originals when they discovered that The Originals was already in use. According to the band, The Originals later changed their name to The Regulars. |
- | + | *The Attempt-At-Competing-With-National-Coffee-Chains Premium Mocha-Chip Meltshake is a reference to how many fast food outlets, like [[Wikipedia:McDonald's|McDonald's]], are touting their new "high-quality" coffee drinks as a way of competing with [[Wikipedia:Starbucks|Starbucks]]. | |
- | *The Attempt-At-Competing-With-National-Coffee-Chains Premium Mocha-Chip Meltshake is a reference to how many fast food outlets, like McDonald's, are touting their new "high-quality" coffee drinks as a way of competing with [[Wikipedia:Starbucks|Starbucks]]. | + | *The sign on Strong Bad's cardboard box boat reads "HMS Locash", a reference to the movie [[Wikipedia:CB4|CB4]], a mockumentary about a fictional rap group that became famous for the song "Straight Outta Locash". Locash is also the name of the town the band started from. |
- | *The sign on Strong Bad's cardboard box boat reads "HMS Locash", a reference to | + | *The phrase "Save the Blubb-O Whale", which appears on Marzipan's protest signs, is derived from the name of [http://www.savethewhales.org/ Save the Whales], a non-profit organization founded in 1977 which focuses on marine mammal welfare. |
- | *The phrase "Save the Blubb-O Whale", which appears on | + | |
*The Thick 'n Nasty is a parody of the [[Wikipedia:Big N' Tasty|Big N' Tasty]], a hamburger from McDonald's that was designed to compete with [[Wikipedia:Burger King|Burger King]]'s Whopper. | *The Thick 'n Nasty is a parody of the [[Wikipedia:Big N' Tasty|Big N' Tasty]], a hamburger from McDonald's that was designed to compete with [[Wikipedia:Burger King|Burger King]]'s Whopper. | ||
- | *Strong Bad's line, "Thar she blows!" is a famous quote from the [[Wikipedia:Herman Melville|Herman Melville]] novel [[Moby Dick | + | *Strong Bad's line, "Thar she blows!" is a famous quote from the [[Wikipedia:Herman Melville|Herman Melville]] novel [[Wikipedia:Moby-Dick|Moby-Dick]]. |
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
- | + | *[[HR:blubbos.html|watch "Blubb-O's Commercial"]] | |
+ | *[[HR:blubbos.swf|view the Flash file for "Blubb-O's Commercial"]] | ||
+ | *[[Forum:13717|forum thread re: "Blubb-O's Commercial"]] | ||
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[[Category:Shorts]] | [[Category:Shorts]] | ||
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