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::''First time only'' | ::''First time only'' | ||
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, how'd you get your fake, dress-up sword out of Pompomerania, er, Club Technochocolate? | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, how'd you get your fake, dress-up sword out of Pompomerania, er, Club Technochocolate? | ||
- | ::'''STRONG SAD:''' That, my friend, is a tale fraught with intrigue, drama and mild adventure! It all started when | + | ::'''STRONG SAD:''' That, my friend, is a tale fraught with intrigue, drama and mild adventure! It all started when— |
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' Yeah, yeah, stop talking. Can I borrow it? | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' Yeah, yeah, stop talking. Can I borrow it? | ||
::'''STRONG SAD:''' No. | ::'''STRONG SAD:''' No. | ||
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===Washer=== | ===Washer=== | ||
:'''If the bats are not inside''' | :'''If the bats are not inside''' | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Kicks washer, which runs. When done, the lid pops open and Strong Bad looks inside}'' Water | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Kicks washer, which runs. When done, the lid pops open and Strong Bad looks inside}'' Water— successfully wasted. |
:'''If the bats but not the bleach is inside''' | :'''If the bats but not the bleach is inside''' | ||
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:{{short hr}} | :{{short hr}} | ||
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I forget. What are you doing again? | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I forget. What are you doing again? | ||
- | :'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm preparing to set sail on my dream of becoming a snooty rock 'n' roll | + | :'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm preparing to set sail on my dream of becoming a snooty rock 'n' roll— |
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Laughs}'' | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Laughs}'' | ||
- | :'''STRONG SAD:''' | + | :'''STRONG SAD:''' —journalist. |
====Strong Sad → Fun Machine ==== | ====Strong Sad → Fun Machine ==== | ||
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Now don't freak out, big fella, but I've got some bad news about the Fun Machine... | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Now don't freak out, big fella, but I've got some bad news about the Fun Machine... | ||
:'''STRONG MAD:''' FUN MACHINE OKAY? | :'''STRONG MAD:''' FUN MACHINE OKAY? | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Not exactly... see, there's been an accident, and | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Not exactly... see, there's been an accident, and— |
:'''STRONG MAD:''' MAKE BETTER! MUST PLAY LADY SNAKE PARADE! | :'''STRONG MAD:''' MAKE BETTER! MUST PLAY LADY SNAKE PARADE! | ||
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay! I'll make the Fun Machine better! Man... | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay! I'll make the Fun Machine better! Man... | ||
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===Bass Guitar=== | ===Bass Guitar=== | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad plays a heavy bass | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad plays a heavy bass— literally. The strings are actually those cables they use to hold up bridges. |
===Dumbell=== | ===Dumbell=== | ||
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::'''SINGER:''' Left-shift, left-shift, left-shift-alt-delete | ::'''SINGER:''' Left-shift, left-shift, left-shift-alt-delete | ||
::''{Music fades to the Two-O-Duo's ''Stealin' Stuff from My Own Store''}'' | ::''{Music fades to the Two-O-Duo's ''Stealin' Stuff from My Own Store''}'' | ||
- | ::'''COACH Z:''' ... | + | ::'''COACH Z:''' ...and so I throw a fruit punch all the time! |
::'''BUBS:''' I may be soft 'round the middle but I'm still hardcore! | ::'''BUBS:''' I may be soft 'round the middle but I'm still hardcore! | ||
::'''COACH Z:''' He's stealin' stuff from his own dang store! | ::'''COACH Z:''' He's stealin' stuff from his own dang store! | ||
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:''{Zoom in on the Dangeresque 3 poster as Strong Bad sings the Dangeresque theme song. Fade to black. The [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective#Preview Transcript|Dangeresque 3 preview]] then plays.}'' | :''{Zoom in on the Dangeresque 3 poster as Strong Bad sings the Dangeresque theme song. Fade to black. The [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective#Preview Transcript|Dangeresque 3 preview]] then plays.}'' | ||
- | {{SBCG4AP | + | {{SBCG4AP}} |
+ | [[Category:Video Game Responses]] |