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[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[House of the Brothers Strong|House of Strong]] in [[Baddest of the Bands]]. | [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[House of the Brothers Strong|House of Strong]] in [[Baddest of the Bands]]. | ||
{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}} | {{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}} | ||
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==Basement== | ==Basement== | ||
===Couch=== | ===Couch=== | ||
- | :''First time only'' | + | :''{First time only}'' |
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I haven't checked the couch for change, chips, or charred remains recently. ''{Checks the couch, finds pants}'' What's this? Nothin' says "I have no business wearing these" like leopard print pants! I may have to oil myself up just to fit in them at the photo booth! | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I haven't checked the couch for change, chips, or charred remains recently. ''{Checks the couch, finds pants}'' What's this? Nothin' says "I have no business wearing these" like leopard print pants! I may have to oil myself up just to fit in them at the photo booth! | ||
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===Television=== | ===Television=== | ||
- | :''First time only'' | + | :''{First time only}'' |
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cool, a marathon of those depressing rockumentaries! Uh-oh, they did the inverted negative photo thing... somebody's goin' to rehab... | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Cool, a marathon of those depressing rockumentaries! Uh-oh, they did the inverted negative photo thing... somebody's goin' to rehab... | ||
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- | :''Second time only'' | + | :''{Second time only}'' |
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, this rockumentary's about that band, "Bigg Nife | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, this rockumentary's about that band, "Bigg Nife." No way! The lead singer's name isn't really "Rip Nife?" I feel so used! |
:{{short hr}} | :{{short hr}} | ||
- | :'' | + | :''{Subsequent times}'' |
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Do we really need a rockumentary about the guys who wrote "Left-Shift-Alt-Delete | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Do we really need a rockumentary about the guys who wrote "Left-Shift-Alt-Delete?" |
===Trogdor Game=== | ===Trogdor Game=== | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Once those replacement parts clear customs, I'll be back to burninating | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Once those replacement parts clear customs, I'll be back to burninating pesants in the comfort of my basement, the way the good Lord Trogdor intended! |
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==Bathroom== | ==Bathroom== | ||
===LARP Sword=== | ===LARP Sword=== | ||
:'''When Strong Sad is present''' | :'''When Strong Sad is present''' | ||
- | ::''First time only'' | + | ::''{First time only}'' |
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, how'd you get your fake, dress-up sword out of Pompomerania, er, Club Technochocolate? | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, how'd you get your fake, dress-up sword out of Pompomerania, er, Club Technochocolate? | ||
- | ::'''STRONG SAD:''' That, my friend, is a tale fraught with intrigue, drama and mild adventure! It all started when | + | ::'''STRONG SAD:''' That, my friend, is a tale fraught with intrigue, drama and mild adventure! It all started when-- |
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' Yeah, yeah, stop talking. Can I borrow it? | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' Yeah, yeah, stop talking. Can I borrow it? | ||
::'''STRONG SAD:''' No. | ::'''STRONG SAD:''' No. | ||
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===Toilet=== | ===Toilet=== | ||
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a miracle the toilet is still functioning after the workout the King of Town gave it last month! | :'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a miracle the toilet is still functioning after the workout the King of Town gave it last month! | ||
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==Computer Room== | ==Computer Room== | ||
=== Light Switch === | === Light Switch === | ||
- | :''{ | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Turns switch off, waits, then turns it back on again}'' |
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- | + | ''{The first time this is done, Strong Bad finds a page of his Limozeen game manual.}'' | |
=== Rave Switch === | === Rave Switch === | ||
- | :''First time only'' | + | :''{First time only}'' |
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In rap rhythm}'' And now it's time for a breakdown... ''{Plays a [[techno]] rave}'' Ahh, that's the stuff. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In rap rhythm}'' And now it's time for a breakdown... ''{Plays a [[techno]] rave}'' Ahh, that's the stuff. | ||
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- | :''Third time only'' | + | :''{Third time only}'' |
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Plays a techno rave}'' Whoa, those spinny dots are making me see things. | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Plays a [[techno]] rave}'' Whoa, those spinny dots are making me see things. |
:{{short hr}} | :{{short hr}} | ||
- | :''All other times'' | + | :''{All other times}'' |
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Plays a techno rave}'' | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Plays a [[techno]] rave}'' |
=== Calendar === | === Calendar === | ||
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:'''After the Fun Machine is given to Bubs''' | :'''After the Fun Machine is given to Bubs''' | ||
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess today's the day I organize a Battle of the Bands to raise money to fix my Fun Machine. | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess today's the day I organize a Battle of the Bands to raise money to fix my Fun Machine. | ||
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===Floppy Disks=== | ===Floppy Disks=== | ||
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=== Plug === | === Plug === | ||
- | :''First time only'' | + | :''{First time only}'' |
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I think the Lappy's had enough juice for now... ''{Goes to unplug the Lappy and gets | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I think the Lappy's had enough juice for now... ''{Goes to unplug the Lappy and gets electrocuted}'' Yaaah! ''{Shaky voice}'' I guess not. |
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Goes to unplug the Lappy and gets | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Goes to unplug the Lappy and gets electrocuted}'' Yaaah! Invigorating. |
=== Sign === | === Sign === | ||
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===Microwave=== | ===Microwave=== | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Touches the microwave and gets | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Touches the microwave and gets electrocuted}'' Yaaah! Geez, think someone balled up a bunch of forks and stuck them in there... yesterday. |
===Cereal=== | ===Cereal=== | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' That box of Cheat Commandos-O's is | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' That box of Cheat Commandos-O's is gettinl a little funky, but I refuse to throw out breakfast cereals until I solve the mazes on the back. |
===Dead Plant=== | ===Dead Plant=== | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' We're keeping the rotting corpse of | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' We're keeping the rotting corpse of Charlemange around in the hopes that he'll one day rise from the grave. |
==Laundry Room== | ==Laundry Room== | ||
===Box=== | ===Box=== | ||
- | :''First time only'' | + | :''{First time only}'' |
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under box}'' A "sloshy" | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under box}'' A "sloshy" t-shirt? Those glasses-wearing short hair-havers? I guess I'll put it in my pan-dimensional photo booth... |
:{{short hr}} | :{{short hr}} | ||
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope. | ||
===Dryer=== | ===Dryer=== | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Last month, Strong Sad sat me down and explained the ins and outs of the "washing | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Last month, Strong Sad sat me down and explained the ins and outs of the "washing mashine" to me. The dry-er, however, remains as enigmatic as ever. |
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===Pennants=== | ===Pennants=== | ||
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===Washer=== | ===Washer=== | ||
- | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Kicks washer, which runs. When done, the lid pops open and Strong Bad looks inside}'' Water - Successfully wasted. | |
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Kicks washer, which runs. When done, the lid pops open and Strong Bad looks inside}'' Water | + | |
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====Bleach → Washer==== | ====Bleach → Washer==== | ||
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====Bat Hutch → Washer==== | ====Bat Hutch → Washer==== | ||
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sings}'' Washing up Strong Sad's bats... maybe someday, I should wash my pants. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sings}'' Washing up Strong Sad's bats... maybe someday, I should wash my pants. | ||
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' | + | :'''Before bleach is put in''' |
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Gets bats out}'' Hmm. Clean bats. Guess I should have expected that. | ||
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+ | :'''After bleach is put in''' | ||
==Living Room== | ==Living Room== | ||
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===Luxa Lounger=== | ===Luxa Lounger=== | ||
- | :''First time only'' | + | :''{First time only}'' |
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, something's wedged in the Luxa | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, something's wedged in the Luxa-lounger... ''{reclines chair, finds shot glass}'' Whoa! Oh man. It's a Limozeen shot glass featuring High-Kicking Larry Palaroncini! |
:{{short hr}} | :{{short hr}} | ||
:''{Strong Bad reclines/unreclines chair}'' | :''{Strong Bad reclines/unreclines chair}'' | ||
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====Photo → Mailbox==== | ====Photo → Mailbox==== | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's do this thing. ''{Gets out the photo and writes on the back}'' Win a day with Limozeen constest... Staten Island... 10301. Limozeen album | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's do this thing. ''{Gets out the photo and writes on the back}'' Win a day with Limozeen constest... Staten Island... 10301. Limozeen album immortaility, here I come! ''{Strong Bad puts the photo into the mailbox and closes it. Screen wipes to black, and back to Strong Bad opening the mailbox again, pulling out a letter. He reads}'' Dear Mr. Bad, are you ready to rock harder than anyone in your pimply male teenage peer group has ever rocked? Because your bodacious album cover is the winner of the Rip-Roarin' Rock-dezvous with Limozeen contest! Just let us know when and where and we'll be there, ready to sock your rocks off! Keep on 'zeening, Limozeen. ''{Puts the letter away}'' All right! |
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===Box=== | ===Box=== | ||
- | :''First time only'' | + | :''{First time only}'' |
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box}'' Box peering guy, hey! ''{Finds a shot glass}'' Whoa, it's a shot glass with generically tall Limozeen bass player Perry Palaroncini! | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box}'' Box peering guy, hey! ''{Finds a shot glass}'' Whoa, it's a shot glass with generically tall Limozeen bass player Perry Palaroncini! | ||
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==Strong Bad Emails== | ==Strong Bad Emails== | ||
- | ===When sitting down=== | + | ====When sitting down==== |
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' In a world of stupid | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' In a world of stupid e-mails... one man stands ready with his delete key... |
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' When I say "e" you say "mail"! "E"! "Mail"! "E"! "Mail!" | :'''STRONG BAD:''' When I say "e" you say "mail"! "E"! "Mail"! "E"! "Mail!" | ||
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' E-mail. Ch-ch-choo-wih-choo-wih e-mail. |
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Starting soft, getting louder}'' | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Starting soft, getting louder}'' E-mails, e-mails, e-mails, E-MAILS! |
:{{short hr}} | :{{short hr}} | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' 3... 2... 1... ignition. Gentlemen, we have | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' 3... 2... 1... ignition. Gentlemen, we have e-mails. |
- | ===When deleting | + | ====When deleting e-mails==== |
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deleted! | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Deleted! | ||
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the DELETED! | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the DELETED! | ||
:{{short hr}} | :{{short hr}} | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-leted | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-leted |
- | + | ''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays, showing a red DELETED! screen which has the Female Lappy with devil horns.}'' | |
- | ===When undeleting | + | ====When undeleting e-mails==== |
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Undeleted! | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Undeleted! | ||
:{{short hr}} | :{{short hr}} | ||
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deleted no more! | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Deleted no more! | ||
:{{short hr}} | :{{short hr}} | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing}'' Undeleted and it feels so good | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing}'' Undeleted and it feels so good |
:{{short hr}} | :{{short hr}} | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' This | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' This e-mail is undeleted for good behavior. |
- | + | ''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays, showing a cyan UNDELETED! screen.}'' | |
- | === | + | ====E-mail 1: Band Names==== |
<blockquote class="lappy email"> | <blockquote class="lappy email"> | ||
- | <div> | + | <div>Band Names</div> |
Yo, S to the B,<br/> | Yo, S to the B,<br/> | ||
I'm trying to come up with a good name for my band, but it<br> | I'm trying to come up with a good name for my band, but it<br> | ||
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No-Name Brand Band | No-Name Brand Band | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' That's true, Brandy, all the good ones ARE taken. ''{clears screen}'' That's why you need to start thinking of futuristic band names | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' That's true, Brandy, all the good ones ARE taken. ''{clears screen}'' That's why you need to start thinking of futuristic band names link "My Personal Jetpack" or "The Robot Rebellion." ''{Stops typing}'' Ooh, ooh! ''{Starts typing}'' Or "Really, Really, REALLY, Tiny Cell Phone." That should be enough to get you started, but I'm gonna need my royalties in 2086 dollars, or Globnars, as they will then be called. ''{Line break}'' Thanks. SB. |
- | === | + | ====(E-mail 2)==== |
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- | === | + | ==Strong Bad's Room== |
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- | + | ===Game Introduction=== | |
- | + | :''{Strong Bad enters the room from the direction of the basement sits at the Fun Machine}'' | |
- | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Senor Fun Machine, let's see what you've got for me today... | |
- | + | :''{Scene changes to the menu screen for [[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey]]}'' | |
- | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hot dang, it's Limozeen's Hot Babelien Oddysey, loosely based on the life and times of the coolest rock band in the world, Limozeen! Ok, hot babeliens, get ready to be rescued and romanced by my rock 'n' roll ruleage! Rrr. | |
- | + | :''{The game starts automatically}'' | |
- | + | :'''GAME LARRY:''' ''{Distorted monotone}'' Rock and roll, baby! | |
- | + | :''{The player can now play the game, but after a short while, the game picture starts to distort, the colors fluctuate, until it eventually dissolves into a mess of symbols.}'' | |
- | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, what was that? No... Please... No no no! | |
- | :''{Strong Bad | + | :''{The game freezes completely, and a wisp of smoke comes out of the Fun Machine.}'' |
- | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' '''NOOOO!!!''' C'mon, man, don't do this to me! | |
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' | + | :''{A flock of bats flies into the room and start flying around Strong Bad's head. Strong Bad stands up and tries to bat them away.}'' |
- | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Bleargh! Go on! Git! Scram! | |
- | + | :''{The bats fly away. Strong Bad turns back to the Fun Machine}'' | |
- | :''' | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, crapcakes. Not again! I just sprayed three cans of 4W DD in the cartridge slot this morning. Looks like I'll have to take it to the only fully-licenced Videlextrician in town... (sigh) Bubs. Don't worry, my poor broken Fun Machine, Bubs'll fix you up, better than new. |
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===Videlectrix Poster=== | ===Videlectrix Poster=== | ||
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===Drawing Table=== | ===Drawing Table=== | ||
- | :''First time only'' | + | :''{First time only}'' |
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Time for a little bit of randomly violent Teen Girl Squad fun! ''{Looks at the table}'' What the crap? Where'd all my notebook paper go? How can I draw any new episodes without any loose-leaf? | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Time for a little bit of randomly violent Teen Girl Squad fun! ''{Looks at the table}'' What the crap? Where'd all my notebook paper go? How can I draw any new episodes without any loose-leaf? | ||
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- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I won't be able to write | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I won't be able to write ant new adventures of the loveable Teen Girl Squad until I get some more paper! |
====Limozeen Coloring Book → Drawing Table==== | ====Limozeen Coloring Book → Drawing Table==== | ||
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===Metal Detector=== | ===Metal Detector=== | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' All right: the Taranchula Black Metal Detector, now with built-in shovel attachment! ''{Takes the metal detector and shovel}'' | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' All right: the Taranchula Black Metal Detector, now with built-in shovel attachment!!! ''{Takes the metal detector and shovel}'' |
===Fun Machine=== | ===Fun Machine=== | ||
:'''In extended play''' | :'''In extended play''' | ||
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===Seven-track=== | ===Seven-track=== | ||
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===Strong Bad's TV=== | ===Strong Bad's TV=== | ||
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The TV seems so lonely without the Fun Machine. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' The TV seems so lonely without the Fun Machine. | ||
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===Messy Pile=== | ===Messy Pile=== | ||
- | :''First time only'' | + | :''{First time only}'' |
:'''STRONG BAD:''' C'mon pile, I know you got some change in there! I'll even take Canadian coins at this point. ''{Looks in the pile}'' Aww, man, not even a single Loonie. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' C'mon pile, I know you got some change in there! I'll even take Canadian coins at this point. ''{Looks in the pile}'' Aww, man, not even a single Loonie. | ||
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====Strong Sad → Strong Sad ==== | ====Strong Sad → Strong Sad ==== | ||
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sure I will instantly regret asking you this, but whatcha doin'? | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sure I will instantly regret asking you this, but whatcha doin'? | ||
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I've finally decided to pursue my dream of becoming a snooty rock 'n' roll journalist. | :'''STRONG SAD:''' I've finally decided to pursue my dream of becoming a snooty rock 'n' roll journalist. | ||
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I forget. What are you doing again? | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I forget. What are you doing again? | ||
- | :'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm preparing to set sail on my dream of becoming a snooty rock 'n' roll | + | :'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm preparing to set sail on my dream of becoming a snooty rock 'n' roll-- |
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Laughs}'' | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Laughs}'' | ||
- | :'''STRONG SAD:''' | + | :'''STRONG SAD:''' --journalist. |
====Strong Sad → Fun Machine ==== | ====Strong Sad → Fun Machine ==== | ||
:'''Only available before the Fun Machine is given to Bubs''' | :'''Only available before the Fun Machine is given to Bubs''' | ||
- | :''First time only'' | + | :''{First time only}'' |
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know how to tell you this, but someone broke the Fun Machine. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know how to tell you this, but someone broke the Fun Machine. | ||
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Someone? | :'''STRONG SAD:''' Someone? | ||
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====Strong Sad → Bat==== | ====Strong Sad → Bat==== | ||
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aren't bat hutches supposed to be out-of-doors? Or in of Marzipan's bed? | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Aren't bat hutches supposed to be out-of-doors? Or in of Marzipan's bed? | ||
- | :'''STRONG SAD:''' Normally, but the | + | :'''STRONG SAD:''' Normally, but the von Blaubloods love the delicate mixture of dank and damp here in my room. |
:{{short hr}} | :{{short hr}} | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Normally I think bats are pretty cool | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Normally I think bats are pretty cool (especially when someone's biting the heads off them at the climax of an awesome concert), but ''{shouts}'' NOT WHEN THEY'RE IN MY FREAKING HOUSE! OUT! OUT! OUT! |
:'''STRONG SAD:''' No, no, no. | :'''STRONG SAD:''' No, no, no. | ||
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====Strong Sad → Security Jacket==== | ====Strong Sad → Security Jacket==== | ||
:'''Only available after the Fun Machine is given to Bubs''' | :'''Only available after the Fun Machine is given to Bubs''' | ||
- | :''First time only'' | + | :''{First time only}'' |
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In his hyping-it-up voice}'' Check out this article of clothing. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In his hyping-it-up voice}'' Check out this article of clothing. | ||
:'''STRONG SAD:''' What is it? | :'''STRONG SAD:''' What is it? | ||
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====Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Angel==== | ====Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Angel==== | ||
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a security jacket. Y'know, the kind worn by security guards at concerts. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a security jacket. Y'know, the kind worn by security guards at concerts. | ||
- | :'''STRONG SAD:''' | + | :'''STRONG SAD:''' Ok, I can't stand those guys. They're always laughing at my press pass. |
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's not really a tour jacket. It's just a run-of-the-mill security jacket. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' It's not really a tour jacket. It's just a run-of-the-mill security jacket. | ||
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't believe you. | :'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't believe you. | ||
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? | :'''STRONG BAD:''' What? | ||
- | :'''STRONG SAD:''' I think you're just trying to cover up for liking a band | + | :'''STRONG SAD:''' I think you're just trying to cover up for liking a band noone's ever heard of. |
====Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Devil==== | ====Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Devil==== | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{If the Angel option | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{If the Angel option is chosen first, add:'' It's not really a security jacket.''}'' It's a tour jacket for this hot new indie rock band called Security! |
- | :'''STRONG SAD:''' "Security | + | :'''STRONG SAD:''' "Security?" I've heard people talking about them. A lot of people. |
:'''STRONG BAD:''' See? They're hot! | :'''STRONG BAD:''' See? They're hot! | ||
:'''STRONG SAD:''' But talk is cheap. Real indie bands have street teams that use guerilla marketing tactics to get their name and logo up all over the place. | :'''STRONG SAD:''' But talk is cheap. Real indie bands have street teams that use guerilla marketing tactics to get their name and logo up all over the place. | ||
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===Bat Hutch=== | ===Bat Hutch=== | ||
:'''When Strong Sad is present''' | :'''When Strong Sad is present''' | ||
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hollerin' Jimmy's Bat Hutch Kit? Since when do you keep bats in your room? | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hollerin' Jimmy's Bat Hutch Kit? Since when do you keep bats in your room? | ||
- | ::'''STRONG SAD:''' Not just any bats. The | + | ::'''STRONG SAD:''' Not just any bats. The von Blaubloods are an extended family of majestic fruit bats. They inspire me. |
::'''STRONG BAD:''' To what, get rabies? | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' To what, get rabies? | ||
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Can I borrow your bat hutch? I, uh, wanna do that thing with the tin foil that screws up their sonar. | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Can I borrow your bat hutch? I, uh, wanna do that thing with the tin foil that screws up their sonar. | ||
- | ::'''STRONG SAD:''' You leave the | + | ::'''STRONG SAD:''' You leave the von Blaubloods alone! |
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay, geez. Don't foam at the mouth. | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay, geez. Don't foam at the mouth. | ||
:'''When Strong Sad is absent''' | :'''When Strong Sad is absent''' | ||
- | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sings while taking the bat | + | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sings while taking the bat huch}'' Puttin' bat hutches in my pants... hope I don't get bit. |
===Bookcase=== | ===Bookcase=== | ||
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===Camera=== | ===Camera=== | ||
:'''When Strong Sad is present''' | :'''When Strong Sad is present''' | ||
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' What's that? | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' What's that? | ||
::'''STRONG SAD:''' That's my Totalmatic SuddenShot Camera. It's so obsolete that it actually uses a mysterious substance known as "film" to make pictures. | ::'''STRONG SAD:''' That's my Totalmatic SuddenShot Camera. It's so obsolete that it actually uses a mysterious substance known as "film" to make pictures. | ||
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===Strong Mad=== | ===Strong Mad=== | ||
- | :''First time only'' | + | :''{First time only}'' |
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, little man | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, little man |
:'''STRONG MAD:''' WHERE'S MY PICK? | :'''STRONG MAD:''' WHERE'S MY PICK? | ||
====Strong Mad → Strong Mad ==== | ====Strong Mad → Strong Mad ==== | ||
- | :''First time only'' | + | :''{First time only}'' |
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's new in your monosyllabic world? | :'''STRONG BAD:''' What's new in your monosyllabic world? | ||
:'''STRONG MAD:''' COOL TAPES! | :'''STRONG MAD:''' COOL TAPES! | ||
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Now don't freak out, big fella, but I've got some bad news about the Fun Machine... | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Now don't freak out, big fella, but I've got some bad news about the Fun Machine... | ||
:'''STRONG MAD:''' FUN MACHINE OKAY? | :'''STRONG MAD:''' FUN MACHINE OKAY? | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Not exactly... see, there's been an accident, and | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Not exactly... see, there's been an accident, and-- |
:'''STRONG MAD:''' MAKE BETTER! MUST PLAY LADY SNAKE PARADE! | :'''STRONG MAD:''' MAKE BETTER! MUST PLAY LADY SNAKE PARADE! | ||
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay! I'll make the Fun Machine better! Man... | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay! I'll make the Fun Machine better! Man... | ||
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====Strong Mad → Cancel==== | ====Strong Mad → Cancel==== | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Well | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Well this has been fascinating and articulate, but I've got a Fun Machine to repair. See you later, S-Mad |
===Dresser=== | ===Dresser=== | ||
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===Bass Guitar=== | ===Bass Guitar=== | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad plays a heavy bass | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad plays a heavy bass - literally. The strings are actually those cables they use to hold up bridges. |
===Dumbell=== | ===Dumbell=== | ||
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' This is Belinda, Strong Mad's | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' This is Belinda, Strong Mad's favourite dumbell. She's a bit on the heavy side, but she has a great personality. |
===Right Closet Door=== | ===Right Closet Door=== | ||
- | :''' | + | :'''HORRIBLE PAINTING:''' ''{Dramatic shot}'' Come on in here! |
- | :'''STRONG BAD:''' A-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie ''{Strong Bad jumps all over the place, and eventually closes the closet door.} | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' A-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie-jibblie ''{Strong Bad jumps all over the place, and eventually closes the closet door.}'' Man, that painting is creepy. |
===Left Closet Door=== | ===Left Closet Door=== | ||
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:'''When Strong Mad is absent''' | :'''When Strong Mad is absent''' | ||
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