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| - | [[File:Arrowed Full.png|thumb|250px|ARROWED!!!]] | + | [[Image:cerebellumd.png|thumb|right|220px|The Giant Brain Mech CEREBELLUMs Cheerleader]] |
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| - | '''The Arrow[['d]] Guy''' is a balding middle-aged man known for abrupt {{--}} often [[Teen Girl Squad Deaths|deadly]] {{--}} appearances in [[Teen Girl Squad]]. Although his name does not appear in comic dialogue, he has been identified as the Arrow'd Guy in [[Homestarrunner.net Interview - 21 May 2003|an interview]], on a [[Store]] [[Everybody Everybody Poster|product caption]], and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7#DVD Version|a DVD commentary]]. | + | '''The Man With THe Big Mouth'''(the name comes from the caption in the [[Store]] for the [[Everybody Everybody Poster]]) is the tormenter of the members of the [[Teen Girl Squad]]. His many professions include an archer, a truck driver, owner of a Pan-Asian Cuisine stand, a brain mech pilot, ship captain, two judges and a play critic. |
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| - | Although he is usually seen in a collared shirt and necktie, he has been drawn holding many professions (often changing clothes to match): a truck driver, owner of a Pan-Asian Cuisine stand, a brain mech pilot, ship captain, two judges ([[Duplicate Characters|at the same time]]), a play critic, and a witch doctor. He typically looses arrows from his gaping maw, making the same open-mouthed expression even when not firing arrows.
| + | ==Appearances== |
| | + | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]: In his first appearance, he ARROWED [[The Ugly One]], right after she admitted to having a crush on every boy. |
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| | + | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]: He doesn't actually kill one of the members, but runs over [[So and So]]'s new boyfriend, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#No I In Team Boy|No I In Team Boy]], with a CHILDREN truck. |
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| - | His murderous, but not apparently malicious, agenda consists of appearing from nowhere to commit lethal assault and vanishing again. In each instance, a gruff but disinterested male voice announces the verb by which Arrow'd Guy has [[-'d|attack'd]]. It is not known whether this announcing voice is that of the Arrow'd Guy in particular, or simply [[Strong Bad]] narrating his comic. The Arrow'd Guy has no apparent motivation except, possibly, a loathing of conversational pauses. He is perhaps a brute force of nature in the notebook doodle universe.
| + | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]: He sells [[The Ugly One]] three spring rolls loaded with MSG, destroying her "stomach lining." |
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| - | ==Appearances==
| + | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]: After [[Cheerleader]] gets denied by [[Quarterback]], who tells her to get some brains, he CEREBELLUMs her with a [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Giant Brain Mech|giant brain mech]]. |
| - | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]]: In his first appearance, he ARROW<!--ED is correct-->ED [[The Ugly One]], right after she admitted to having a crush on every boy.
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| - | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]: He doesn't actually kill one of the members, but runs over [[So and So]]'s new boyfriend, the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#No I In Team Boy|No I In Team Boy]], with a CHILDREN truck.
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| - | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]: He throws three spring rolls, loaded with MSG, at [[The Ugly One]], damaging her "stomach lining."
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| - | *[[404 page]]: He "404s" [[The Ugly One]]. It's the same as the Issue #1 attack except The Ugly One says "OW! my browser!", and "ARROW<!--ED is correct-->ED!!!" is missing.
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| - | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]: After [[Cheerleader]] gets denied by [[Quarterman|Quarterback]], who tells her to get some brains, he CEREBELLUMs her with a [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Giant Brain Mech|giant brain mech]]. | + | |
| - | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]: He helms a sailboat, the ''S.S. Inevitable'', that SAILING MISHAPs [[Cheerleader]] in half.
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| - | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]]: He doesn't kill anyone, but is two out of three judges when the girls jump into [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Gift Exchange Lion|the lion's]] mouth. [[The Ugly One]] is TWO'D and [[Cheerleader]] gets '3 noses?'.
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| - | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]: The entire Squad falls into his mouth as they reminisce their pre-K days.
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| - | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]: Although he does not explicitly appear, [[Mrs. So-and-so-erson]] (So and So's stepmom), who seems to be the Arrow'd Guy, yells at the girls and pours "Ranch Dress" on The Ugly One (STEP-MOMM<!--ED is correct-->ED!!!).
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| - | *[[HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!]]'s [[HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!#Teen Girl Squad Sample|Teen Girl Squad Sample]], he appeared as a fairy and GOOD DRAWING<!--ED is correct-->ED [[The Wheelchair]].
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| - | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]: Throws a spear through [[So and So]], killing her and the animated [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Port-O-John|Port-O-John]] behind her, as Strong Bad sings "Unfortunately, they didn't / get very good reviews."
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| - | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]: He tries to ARROWED II (he begins to say what sounds like "Electric Boogaloo," a reference to the 1980s film ''[[Wikipedia:Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo|Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo]]'') The Ugly One, but is stopped by Strong Bad, who then redraws the scene.
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| - | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]]: Early on, The Ugly One is seen with a voodoo doll resembling him and pushing pins through it. He later retaliates by putting pins through a voodoo doll resembling The Ugly One. He also has a nose ring and top hat in this appearance. (BAD JUJU!!)
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| - | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]]: Early on, Tompkins gets BABY SAT by a fat version of him, wearing a diaper and an anchor tattoo.
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| - | *Email [[love poems]]: Kimberly and Meredith, who are speaking strangely, get SHAKESPEARED by him, while he's dressed as [[Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]].
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| - | *[[Homestar Ruiner]]: He doesn't actually kill the girls; instead, he shoots arrows at a basketball while dressed as a referee, and says "YOU DON'T GOT NEXT!".
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| - | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]: After he tells [[What's Her Face]] she does "not belong at the junior prom" but will instead "come into [her] own in college", he admits he lied, and sparrows fly out of his mouth and impale her.
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| - | == Trivia ==
| + | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]: He's helming a sailboat, the ''S.S. Inevitable'', that SAILING MISHAPs [[Cheerleader]] in half. |
| - | *In [[Homestarrunner.net Interview - 21 May 2003|a 2003 interview]], it was mentioned that [[Mike Chapman]] was considering a lookalike contest "where balding businessmen send in pictures of themselves and whoever looks the most like the Arrowed Guy wins and gets some free stuff". This plan did not come to fruition. | + | |
| - | *The first issue the Arrow'd guy ''didn't'' appear in was [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]].
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| - | *He is called "Arrow'd Guy" in the advertisement for the [[Everybody Everybody Poster]], even though in Issue 1 it was spelled "ARROW'''E'''D".
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| - | == Arrow'd Guy at Work ==
| + | *[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad]]: He doesn't kill anyone, but is two out of three judges when the girls jump into [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Gift Exchange Lion|the lion's]] mouth. [[The Ugly One]] is TWO'D and [[Cheerleader]] gets '3 noses?'. |
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| - | <gallery>
| + | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]: The entire Squad falls into his mouth as they reminisce their pre-Kdays. |
| - | Image:arrowed.png|<center>ARROWED!!!</center>
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| - | Image:childrend.png|<center>CHILDREN!</center>
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| - | Image:MSGd.png|<center>MSG'D!!</center>
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| - | Image:cerebellumd.png|<center>CEREBELLUM'D!!</center>
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| - | Image:sailingmishap.png|<center>SAiLiNG MiSHAP!!</center>
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| - | Image:twod.png|<center>TWO'D!!</center>
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| - | Image:swallowed.png|<center>SWALLOWED!!</center>
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| - | Image:MrsSASE.png|<center>STEP-MOMMED!!</center>
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| - | Image:criticd.png|<center>NOT VERY GOOD REViEWED!!</center>
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| - | Image:404d.png|<center>404'D!!</center>
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| - | Image:good_drawinged.png|<center>GOOD DRAWiNGED!!</center>
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| - | Image:Arrowed II.PNG|<center>ARROWED II!!</center>
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| - | Image:BadJuju.PNG|<center>BAD JUJU!!</center>
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| - | Image:Tgs13.png|<center>BABY SAT!</center>
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| - | Image:Shakespeared.PNG|<center>SHAKESPEARED!</center>
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| - | Image:Sparrowd.PNG|<center>sparrow'd.</center>
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| - | </gallery>
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| - | ==Filmography==
| + | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]: Although he does not explicitly appear, [[Mrs. So-and-so-erson]] (So and So's stepmom), who seems to be the Arrow'd Guy, yells at the girls and pours "Ranch Dress" on The Ugly One (STEP-MOMMED!!!). |
| - | *'''Debut:''' Email [[comic]] | + | |
| - | *[[:Category:Arrow'd Guy Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
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| - | {{Teen Girl Squad}}
| + | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]: Throws a spear at [[So and So]], killing her and injuring the animated [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Port-O-John|Port-O-John]] behind her. |
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| | + | *[[404'd|404 page]]: He "404s" [[The Ugly One]]. It's the same as the Issue #1 attack except The Ugly One says "OW! my browser!", and "ARROWED!!!" is missing. |
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| | + | *[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]'s [[HomestarRunner.com_PAY_PLUS%21#Teen_Girl_Squad_Sample|Teen Girl Squad Sample]], he appeared as a fairy and GOOD DRAWINGED [[The Wheelchair]]. |
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| | [[Category: Teen Girl Squad Characters|Arrow'd Guy]] | | [[Category: Teen Girl Squad Characters|Arrow'd Guy]] |
