Editing 160 Seconds

[[Image:160Seconds.png|thumb|"Here's the deal"]]
A video composed of one second from each of the first 160 [[Strong Bad Email]]s.

'''Running Time:''' 3:02

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|exclusive=TRUE}}

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Homsar}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Badman}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Cheerleader}}, {{film|So and So}}, {{film|What's Her Face}}, {{film|The Ugly One}}, [[Zubs and Coach B]], {{film|Stinkoman}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Keyboard Strong Bad}}, {{film|Sherlock}}, {{film|Eh! Steve!}}, {{film|Senor Cardgage}}, [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]], [[Teeg Dougland]], [[Head Bad]], [[Balding Man]]

==Transcript==
''{open to a message reading:}''
<div style="width:20em; background:#4e99b4; color: white; text-align: center; padding: 1em">'''<span style="color:#fefd38">160 Seconds</span>'''<br>Here's the deal: we took the<br>1st second from email #1,<br>the 2nd second from email<br><nowiki>#</nowiki>2, the 3rd second from<br>email #3 and so on, all the<br>way up to email 160 and<br>stitched them all together to<br>make this trainwreck. Enjoy!</div>
''{The message is read aloud in sequence:}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Here's the deal: we took the first second from email number one&mdash;

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' &mdash;the second second from email number two&mdash;

'''STRONG SAD:''' &mdash;the third second from email number three&mdash;

'''BUBS:''' &mdash;and so on, all the way up to email one&mdash;

'''COACH Z:''' &mdash;sixty and stitched them all together to&mdash;

'''STRONG MAD:''' &mdash;MAKE THIS TRAINWRECK.

'''HOMSAR:''' Ennn-joy!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{after a very brief pause}'' What about me?

''{Cut to each email in order, as described above.}''
{|
|-
| width="165" | {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[some kinda robot]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, who is
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[homsar]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' My emai
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[butt IQ]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Check-a check-a check-a my email
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[homestar hair]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Doot do do doot
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[making out]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Dear
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[depressio]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -Ear Strong Bad
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[halloweener]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' To have the bestest
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[brianrietta]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' I can't help but realize
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[i love you]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{gibberish from pronouncing the name}'' 
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[trevor the vampire]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' As you
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[i rule]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' You talking about
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[credit card]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Your old credit card numb-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[i she be]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -Rong Bad, great looking girl
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[duck pond]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -iwi ''{enter sound}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the basics]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' But you know, there's the
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[band names]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' You rule
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[studying]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{loudly and angrily}'' Close the book and
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[stand-up]] || ''{silence; Strong Bad is away from the Tandy}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[tape-leg]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Some kind of tape
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[spring cleaning]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Do you have a secr-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[cartoon]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Umm...
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[sb_email 22]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Nevermind the Bullocks
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[little animal]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad turns to his computer}'' So there's
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the bird]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Phylo D. 
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[super powers]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{glowing noises as Strong Bad attempts to open a [[Cold One]] with his blue diamond}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[CGNU]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Half as awesome as
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[3 Wishes]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Look at how great
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[1 step ahead]] || '''STRONG SAD:''' Funny ''{dodge ball hits him}'' Oh!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[superhero name]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' You know, like: St-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[12:00]] || '''BUBS:''' It took me a l-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[sugarbob]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Anyway
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[flag day]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Coolest flag you ever
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[gimmicks]] || ''{silence and blackness}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[weird dream]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -derstand 
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[sisters]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{indistinguishable mumbling and groaning}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[guitar]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' JIGGA JUG JIGGA JA J-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[dullard]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pretending to be on the phone}'' Yes.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[helium]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a high voice because of helium}'' Too!!!!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[property of ones]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' So you got that
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[vacation]] || ''{A postcard from The Great Mound appears on screen}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[invisibility]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Picking up some Swiss Cake Rolls while invisible}'' You know,
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[action figure]] || ''{The Strong Bad action figure's fists go up}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[little questions]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -s a baby.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lures and jigs]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -eg!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[techno]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Doom doom
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[your friends]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ah-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[new hands]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{With a bucket for a hand}'' Sit on it when I get-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[ghosts]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -osts?
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[theme party]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -nes, and invite a
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[50 emails]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{short pause}'' Tape le-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[website]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -da cool.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[island]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Stranded on a desert island with Homestar}'' You're gonna need
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[comic]] || '''CHEERLEADER:''' -et's start LOOKING
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[morning routine]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Routine
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[cheat talk]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ay.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[current status]] || '''ZUBS:''' -rap ain't funny.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[japanese cartoon]] || ''{Stinkoman flies around space in cool poses while his theme music plays}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[dragon]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Drawing a dragon}'' -me way. S,
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[marzipan]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' with me? '''MARZIPAN:''' That
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[huttah!]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' He's not even that cu-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[monster truck]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -SMITH LIGHTS SOME SMOKE B-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[interview]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' About your childhood
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[fingers]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{At Bubs' Concession Stand}'' Gimme a little some-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[english paper]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Which is my
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[unused emails]] || '''STRONG MAD:''' A PRAYING MAN-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the show]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You agree?
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[autobiography]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{On tape recorder}'' slipped him some drugs
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[caper]] || ''{music plays}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[personal favorites]] || ''{Shot of Strong Bad, Bubs and the Grape Nuts Robot quickly changes to shot of Strong Bad trying to fly Bubs' Concession Stand}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[big white face]] || ''{Closeup of the Compy, wide view of Strong Bad's Computer room}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[2 emails]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ow, I know!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[crazy cartoon]] || ''{Keyboard Strong Bad plays part of Homesickness of the Lowlander, Sherlock dances, Eh! Steve runs by in the background}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[mascot]] || ''{Homestar is in the Jolly Dumple Costume, whistle blows}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[privileges]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -re! Ooh, and the
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[funny]] || ''{Strong Bad is bouncing on his head with a floppy disk taped to his forehead}'' '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can see y-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[sibbie]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{watching TV}'' Oh, this is the one with
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[suntan]] || ''{Strong Bad is sunbathing, The King of Town steals his cocoa butter}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[anything]] || '''COACH Z:''' ''{To Strong Sad}'' -ad the ball at the top o'
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the process]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -thing, eh whoev-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[stunt double]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -aaape?
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[date]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' So
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[impression]] || '''COACH Z:''' use of light and
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[labor day]] || '''COACH Z:''' Oh, I
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[kids' book]] || ''{Page turns in a kids' book}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Every-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[2 years]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ve definitely wo-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[no loafing]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{hanging up a picture of a beagle}'' -rk for it.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[mile]] || '''POWERED BY THE CHEAT HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -and.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[couch patch]] || ''{Lil' Strong Bad writes on the back of the couch}'' '''STRONG SAD:''' -member a young Strong Bad
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[local news]] || ''{The Cheat is in the air, Strong Bad makes helicopter noises}'' '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, subtitles: Thanks Strong Bad}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[colonization]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' cold Hardee's he
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[caffiene]] || '''HYPERACTIVE STRONG SAD:''' ''{unintelligible}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[kind of cool]] || '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Like me.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[army]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' What ridiculous wa-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[video games]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ations.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the bet]] || '''KING OF TOWN:''' -o game. It's th-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lackey]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ost adorable.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[monument]] || '''UNSEEN CHORUS:''' ''{singing}'' -an!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[stupid stuff]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Wearing a labcoat and holding a test tube}'' -n! I said
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[different town]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Standing on his stool}'' Fourteenth song!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[flashback]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Story book Strong Bad and Coach Z are on a rainbow}'' Back down to free
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[car]] || ''{The underneath of Homestar's hat is glowing}'' '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -an
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lunch special]] || ''{Strong Bad puts a hose into Bubs' Concession Stand}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' All right, the
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[haircut]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Not eating it
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[theme park]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' When
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[replacement]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' The worst song I ever hear-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[dangeresque 3]] || '''COACH Z:''' ''{Dressed as Renaldo}'' -ur new partner
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[cheatday]] || ''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are dressed as coal miners}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Co-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[pom pom]] || '''BUBS:''' That'll be ten
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[crying]] || ''{Homestar is on the ground crying}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[for kids]] || ''{Homsar walks forward a short distance, then stops}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[other days]] || ''{Quick short of Strong Bad and The Cheat cleaning up Strong Badia before cutting to a calender}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Then there's
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[old comics]] || ''{Shot of a comic panel in which Strong Bad is punching Homestar and the King of Town is saying "You're the worst of friends}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Living reader
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[pizzaz]] || ''{Stylised drawing of The Cheat pulling a plug out of the wall, music plays}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[the facts]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Gaping plotholes
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[time capsule]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' -ss old wig in it
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[extra plug]] || ''{Strong Sad, Strong Mad and The Cheat watch TV and laugh. Strong Bad comes in.}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' What are you guy-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[montage]] || ''{The Wagon Fulla Pancakes falls down some stairs, music plays}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[virus]] || ''{There are Homestar popups all over the screen, Strong Bad is outside the cartoon and is banging his fists on the side of the cartoon and screaming}'' '''HOMESTAR POPUP:''' Is! Totally
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[animal]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Sea fangly
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[radio]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ish was delish
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[part-time job]] || '''BUBS:''' Pictures with the
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[dreamail]] || ''{Strong Bad has just finished answering his first dreamail}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[origins]] || ''{Homsar is glued to Marzipan}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' -sar, and
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[secret recipies]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Or make puke The King of
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[rock opera]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Powered by The Cheat video of Strong Bad dancing with some girl}'' -omite! After-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[best thing]] || '''TEEG DOUGLAND:''' To Mitch
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[long pants]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' You wear no
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[rampage]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Go ahead, The Cheat.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[garage sale]] || ''{Strong Sad is standing next to Senor Cardgage, Strong Bad approaches them}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Look, if you're
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[do over]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Don't you know
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[boring (really)]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My eyes.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[modeling]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Clutching a milk-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[bottom 10]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Stench
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[record book]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wear shorts.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lady...ing]] || ''{Old school Strong Bad splashes gasoline all over himself}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[geddup noise]] || ''{The Cheat is DJing}'' '''SINGER:''' Geddup geddup geddup!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[bedtime story]] || ''{A Powered by The Cheat movie depicts a digital watch flashing a picture of The Cheat. Cut to The Cheat and Moses Malone playing video games}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[space program]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Dressed as Space Captainface}'' Got to...
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[portrait]] || ''{The Cheat is gnawing Strong Bad's face into a log of wood}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' You two alone
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[highschool]] || '''STRONGBADIOPHAGE:''' -uying there, Homest-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[death metal]] || ''{Strong Mad is kneeling on the floor}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' -ystical orb in each
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[secret identity]] || ''{Shot of Scarfgirl magazine}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[technology]] || '''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[narrator]] || ''{Strong Sad is brushing his teeth and Strong Bad is looking over his shoulder}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' -d of years it ha-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[myths & legends]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' growlin' and poopin' all
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[pop-up]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Some Cheat-tribution!
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[lady fan]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{exercising}'' Tweese it, tweese it
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[disconnected]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Selling bread}'' Here! Dinner
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[candy product]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' The crips and the cru-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[alternate universe]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' e-Hulk?
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[senior prom]] || '''COACH Z:''' Their bre-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[isp]] || '''BUBS:''' See what we can
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[redesign]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Aisle.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[keep cool]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{acting as a lifeguard}'' -uys know the drill.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[theme song]] || ''{A stylised drawing of Strong Bad chasing the Lappy very quickly changes to a drawing of the middle aged man}'' '''ANNOUNCER:''' Do you wanna cut
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[road trip]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -able. ''{The Cheat begins to insert a CD into a car's tape player}''
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[trading cards]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just sad.
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[cliffhangers]] || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm-
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[retirement]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' Rick. Way to
|-
| {{#COUNT:Email}}. [[coloring]] || '''STRONG BAD:''' -ramble? What about
|}
''{Fade to black.}''

== Fun Facts ==
*The scene from [[funny]] was taken from an Easter Egg.
*The widescreen emails [[flashback]] and [[virus]] are letterboxed here while they were stretched on discs 3 and 4 of the Email DVD.
*The mention of this being a "trainwreck" refers to the email [[rock opera]], in which Strong Bad started a related work combining words from the first 150 emails by saying "let's get this trainwreck a-rollin'".

[[Category:strongbad email.exe Disc Five]]